Boing Boing: Realistic punchlines for old jokes

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Realistic punchlines for old jokes

Here's a Something Awful competition to come up with realistic punchlines to old, generally offensive jokes:

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.

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posted by Cory Doctorow at 02:26:27 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

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