Agoraphobic ex-junkie metal singer invents natural penis enlargement technique
Salon has a tremendous and weird profile of Mike Salvini, an agoraphobic ex-junkie/ex-hardcore metal singer/ex-obsessive-compulsive who has developed a net-famous method for increasing penis size by stretching your member with weights for hours on end. Reportedly, he's taken his flaccid penis to over 10 inches.Today Mike spends 18 hours a day spreading the gospel of P.E. "I'm submerged in penis," he says with a laugh. "It's my full-time job." He's filmed a DVD of his self-designed exercises -- "Matters of Size: The Ultimate Guide to Penis Enlargement" -- that will be distributed in a few weeks by Vivid Entertainment. His Web site Matters of Size has 40,000 registered users and offers paying members videos, diagrams and one-on-one tutelage over private message and e-mail -- along with softcore pinup shots of his girlfriend Jen, a teacher and former dancer he met in rehab four years ago.Link with ad-wall
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