week of 02/27/2005

North Korea promotes vacations with wacky Flash movie

Crank up your speakers, comrade! This flash movie from "The Korean Friendship Association" -- their website claims they're sanctioned by the DPRK government -- promises an awesome getaway to North Korea with many! electric! guitars! The choral-accompanied montage includes shots of fun relay games, Kim Jong Il, and these weird "travel transition" shots -- in which a tiny red plane icon appears to attack a larger passenger plane. Totalitarian tourism!

Link to movie. New Links to Movie: Torrent (thanks, Prodigem!), 5.7MB .swf (thanks Jason!), swf mirror (thanks, metroblogging!). Update below.

Read more about the rockin' vacation destination nation in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea newspaper, which today accuses the South Korean Authorities of possessing a "sycophantic treacherous mentality." Link. Life imitates Team America.
(Thanks, Hans)

Update: North Korea upset with Boing Boing.
We knew Kim Jong Il's regime rationed rice and soybeans from time to time, but -- bandwidth? An hour after this Boing Boing post was published, the KFA movie was replaced with a message scolding yours truly for having had the audacity to link to it:

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Access to the requested object was denied.

Due to some inconsiderate people linking directly to our multimedia we were forced to take the content offline since it generated too much traffic.

This kind of careless linking to high-profile sites is typical of the internet where people no longer respect that such links could make free content less available.

We will never charge money to pay for the bandwidth, so if people are going to expect high-quality content they should make their own copy of the large file and share it from their own server.

Questions can be sent to support@korea-dpr.com for technical advice.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Should have read the unfriendly copyright notice on the Friendship Association website first:
(c) Juche 92-93 (2004, 2005) Korean Friendship Association Official Webpages of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea All rights reserved. Copying and redistributed prohibited.
New Links to Movie: Torrent (thanks, Prodigem!), 5.7MB .swf (thanks Jason!), swf mirror (thanks, metroblogging!). If Dear Leader objects, I hope that he will not set up us the bomb.

Wired Magazine editor-in-chief Chris Anderson says:

Wouldn't it have been spooky if they had put up a .torrent instead? Then the MPAA really would have had some basis for the file-sharing = communism case.
But who exactly is the "Korean Friendship Association," and how closely are they associated with the North Korean government? Despite the fact that the KOREA-DPR.com website identifies itself as "Official Homepage - Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK, North Korea)", this Slate piece by Paul Boutin says:

If Dear Leader's home page seems like a fanboy shrine, that's because it is. It's built in Barcelona by Alejandro Cao de Benos, a twentysomething Spanish IT contractor who frequents Pyongyang. ("It's so different from what people say," he claims over the phone.) By crossing Karl Marx with the Cluetrain Manifesto, Cao de Benos convinced DPRK cultural officials that to garner support from the Google generation, an amateur site beats no site at all. He maintains it as a volunteer project for North Korea's Committee for Cultural Relations With Foreign Countries.

But it may be the one national home page not visible to its own nation. Inside North Korea, local intranets aren't allowed to plug into the Internet's corrupting content. The country's Web site, served from an ISP in Texas, is for foreigners—it's a digital, pro-Communist equivalent to Radio Free Europe.

Here's the WHOIS data, and Here is how the KFA website describes itself:

This page was created by the Korean Friendship Association with the support and official recognition from the government authorities of the People's Democratic Republic of Korea.
NYC-based blogger James Wu shared with Boing Boing emails from Bjornar Simonsen, identified as KFA International Counselor from KOREA-DPR.COM, in which Mr. Simonsen says:
"We are an arm, but with many western people, given that we are a volunteer organization run on the internet towards the west, and not many North Korean people live outside the DPR of Korea. Our president of the KFA, Mr. Zo Sun IL, formerly known as Alejandro Cao de Benos, from Spain, now has dual citizenship and is a DPRK citizen also, apart from working for the DPRK government as Special Delegate. (...) We are not state sponsored, but we are totally state approved. We are a non-profit organization called the Korean Friendship Association who works for understanding of the North Korean culture. Our ministry which we cooperate fully is the Committee For Cultural Relations with Foreign Countries in Pyongyang, DPR Korea (...) You can even find pictures both of me, Alejandro (ZO), and other people in our organization from our last delegation to the DPRK, where we met with DPRK officials: Link. But I can say immediately we are not a hoax. An objective (but definitly not authoritative) source is wikipedia."
Care to join the group? BB reader IZ Reloaded shares background:
Membership is free, and open to all people regardless of nationality, race, religion or political orientation. There are only two conditions for joining:

1. You respect the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and its leaders.
2. You respect the other members in the KFA and the goals of the KFA.

The membership may be cancelled at any time by each party, by one party informing the other. They also have a cute little flash karaoke where members can sing along to the song 'Let us advance the people's army': Link

Wil Wheaton says:

Luckily, there is another fantastic source for DPK propaganda: shortwave radio. The DPK sends out an English-language broadcast via shortwave that will blow your mind. A typical broadcast is filled with Personality Cult ramblings about how great Kim Jung Il is, bookended by some music that's actually pretty cool. Anyone who misses the cold war propaganda of Radio Moscow will not be disappointed. Listeners in North America can tune in daily at 1500 UTC on 9335 or 11710 kHz, while Europeans can listen on 11335 or 15245 kHz. The European broadcast repeats at 1900 and 2100 UTC on the same frequencies.

Update 2: We get signal. Main screen turn on. The mysterious KFA have updated their denial notice to read, in part:

We encourage people to share files on the internet to conserve resources, and we are considering expanding our selection of free multimedia content (Flash, MP3 and MPG/ASX/ASF) to make as much as possible available to as many as possible so that they may learn about our culture. The logical course of action is to use P2P technology such as found in the Bit-Torrent system. We will announce when the use of such system is available. In the mean time, we have to restrict access to some areas. Please check back in one week. Thank you for your attention and letters of support. (...)This webpage and its images is released to the internet community under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation Licence."

(Thanks, ScottG in NYC and Matthew Moore)

One thing is clear: the KFA know how to rock! out! BB reader Will says:

I yanked the kickass soundtrack from the North Korean Delegation animation. Quite frankly, I'm sticking this in iTunes and keeping it on repeat on my iPod as I ride the Greyhound to New York City for 8 hours. Meanwhile, remixers, start your engines! Link to MP3.

David Frazer says:

The soundtrack to the Korean Friendship Association video sounds like the work of the DPRK's own easy listening outfit, the Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble. Anyone with the time and inclination to identify the piece can try searching through the twenty-seven volumes of MP3s by the Pochonbo boys on the Korea Computer Centre website. A lot of the songs are slow ballads expressing love for the country and/or party, but there are also some annoyingly catchy pop-ish songs that would be ripe for remixing. And if you like the song from the video, you'll love "Reunification Rainbow" with its electric! guitar! solo!
And now, the remix: "KFA-- Time to Get Il." sistermachinegun (thanks, Faried Nawaz) positron records (thanks, Chris Randall)

Google Search now offers weather reports

Google has added a 4-day weather forecast to its search offering. Simply type in: weather, city, state. Link to example search for LA. (Thanks, Amber)

EFF is hiring a new IP lawyer

I meet people all the time who say they want to become IP lawyers so they can work for organizations like EFF, but the sad truth is that 99.999% of the copyright-lawyer jobs in the world are with giant media companies and corporate firms, on the other side of the debate.

But every once in a while, a rare and precious IP lawyer job opens up at EFF, and now is one of those occasions:

EFF is seeking an intellectual property staff attorney for its legal team. Responsibilities will include litigation, public speaking, media outreach, plus legislative and regulatory advocacy, all in connection with a variety of intellectual property and high technology matters.

Qualified candidates should have roughly three years of experience with litigation in at least one substantive area of IP law (patent, copyright, trademark, or trade secret) and a solid knowledge of the litigation process. Candidates should also have significant experience managing cases, both in terms of overall case strategy as well as day-to-day projects and deadlines. Candidates should have good communication skills and interest in working with a team of highly motivated lawyers and activists in a hard-working nonprofit environment. Strong writing and analytical skills as well as the ability to be self-motivated and focused are essential. Tech savviness and familiarity with Internet civil liberties and high tech public interest issues preferred.

Interested applicants should submit a resume, writing sample, and references to ipjob@eff.org.

Link

Turning Foxes into dogs

Steve says: "For 45 years, Siberian scientists have been selectively-breeding wild foxes for traits associated with domestication. The current generation wags its tail when happy, barks to attract attention, and exhibits a better recognition of human gestures and commands than chimpanzees do. This is all a part of an extended study to determine what took place when humans turned an ancient wolf into a modern poodle, boxer, or pug.

"Of course, the scientific seriousness of the study in question does not at all change the fact that I so very want one." Link

Fred Durst sues Gawker Media over much-blogged sextape

Gawker Media = Dursted! The Limp (heh) Bizkit frontman just filed an $80 million lawsuit against sites that published footage and stills from a video of his bonk sesh with an ex-gf. But I say he's probably just pissed at Fleshbot for poking fun at the looks of his nether-bits. Our sex-obsessed blogosphere neighbor says:
There’s nothing like some hot and heavy celebrity lawsuit action to spice up a slow sex news day, especially when it’s your company being served the papers: The Smoking Gun posts all the juicy Xeroxed goodness regarding Fred Durst’s lawsuit against Gawker Media (along with nine other named defendants and “Does 1 through 100, inclusive”, whoever they are—we only remember seeing one girl in the tape) for our roles in disseminating what had already been posted in approximately umptyjillion other places before we even rolled out of bed last Friday. We’ll let the mothership handle the official response, although we should add that we are never, ever going to be able to get that “touch my ass and balls” soundbite from replaying in our minds while we’re lying there in the dark trying to go to sleep every night, and who can put a price on that kind of damage?
Fred Durst Sues Over Stolen Sex Video (The Smoking Gun)
Fred Durst: Touch My Balls And My Ass And Then Sue Gawker (Gawker).

Celebrity blink blog

 Maxton ArnoldI love Blink O Rama, a blog of celebrities caught mid-blink. Link (via MetaFilter)

WB smites Wizard People (Harry Potter bootleg read-ins)

Stay Free! Daily sez:
Warner Brothers, which owns the rights to the Harry Potter movies, has pulled the plug on screenings of "Wizard People, Dear Reader" scheduled to take place here in New York and in Boston this weekend. Each theater had rented a print of Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone, which they had planned to screen with the volume off while Brad Neely (who created Wizard People) narrated. But when the powers that be at Warner Bros. found out, they called the theaters and made them cancel.
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American Sign Museum

Next month, the American Sign Museum opens its doors in my old hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio. Judging by the signs in the online collection, it looks like it will be a lot of fun to visit!
 Exhibits Collection Preneon Eyeglasses-CopyThe 2 x 8-ft. three-dimensional eyeglasses probably date to the turn-of-the-century. When the sign was acquired, it had plastic lenses in place of the original glass lenses, which would have had goldleaf and/or painted "eyes." The electrode housing holes around the bridge indicate that the sign had later been retrofitted for neon-probably in the 1930s. The sign is currently undergoing restoration by David Benko, the Museum's Electric Sign Curator.
Link (via Near, Near Future)

American Airlines (doesn't) explain why they want written dossiers on fliers' friends

Back in January, I blogged the story of how American Airlines demanded that I provide them with a written dossier of the names and addresses of the friends I was going to stay with in the US before I was to board a plane in London.

Today, I received a response. It's a nice letter, but it doesn't answer most of the questions I had about why AA wanted a written dossier on my friends' names and addresses -- what's more, it contains outright lies about what happened at the airport.

So I've sent AA a reply, and posted it as well:

Alas, nearly every question that I raised in my last letter remain unanswered. Additionally, your letter contains an element that is factually incorrect, and I would like to correct the record on this point.

Factual incorrectness: I was never, ever informed that the information that I was being asked to give over -- the names and addresses of the friends in the USA with whom I would be staying -- would be disposed of immediately. Quite the opposite: I repeatedly asked what the document retention policy was for this material, and was given no answer to this question. If one of your employees has informed you that this was the case, they are not being truthful with you. Had anyone told me that this information was to be immediately destroyed, I would have had a very different response to the one I had.

I'm alarmed that this falsehood was part of an account that was given to the press. Please ensure that future communications with the press do not include this misrepresentative fabrication; AA has a legal and moral duty to faithfully adhere to the truth in its communications to the public.

New questions:

1. Your letter states that "specific behaviors" triggered my secondary screening. What were these behaviors? I would like to know so that I can avoid a repeat of this unfortunate and frustrating incident.

2. If this indeed was an isolated incident caused by a single screener's inadequate training, why did the screener's supervisor affirm that her request was both AA policy and an (unspecified) Transport Security Agency regulation?

Link

Danes save Europe from software patents?

Seb sez, "The on-again-off-again software patent directive looks like it won't pass on Monday without discussion -- and this time we'll have Denmark to thank."
As an A-item, the directive had once again been expected to be approved without debate, but it emerged late on Friday that Denmark will attempt to have the directive listed as a B-item at a later meeting instead. This means the text of the directive could be renegotiated, according to Florian Mueller, an anti-patent campaigner.

"If it works out like that this will be EU history. It is without precedent that anybody can specify that the EU council at the stage is unable to ratify a decision. But we have to understand that nothing is ever stable. We have to see what happens on Monday," said Mueller.

Denmark's representative at the meeting of ministers is compelled to ask for the change because of a vote by the Danish Parliament's EU committee that came out in favour of seeking to reopen discussions. Denmark's government is legally bound to adopt any parliamentary decisions regarding the EU.

Remember that Bill Gates told the Danish government that if they didn't back software patents he'd fire all the empolyees of a Danish Microsoft subsidiary. Looks like the Danes don't like being bullied. What great Danes! Link (Thanks, Seb!)

Datamining the NSA

Johannes writes, "One of the guys from Quintessenz, an Austrial civil rights organization, subscribed himself under a fake identity to an NSA internal mailing list about biometrics in 1994. he stored all the info and -- because the admin had some problems while migrating the list to another server -- even could download secret data. They are now datamining the NSA list and publishing the list and the results." Link (Thanks, Johannes!)

Industrial shredder eats washing machines, tree stumps, concrete blocks

From the MAKE Blog, regarding shredders.
I recently blogged (HERE) about an industrial shredder I found online. Check out the demo videos--this thing tears right through a massive load of paper... and tree stumps, and oversize tires, and a couch, and a 55-gallon drum of hardened concrete.... and a boat... Somebody had WAY too much fun taking these videos. If you're looking for the single most over-the-top method for shredding paper, I think this is it.
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Nightmarish industrial chicken catcher

 Livehaul Images E-Z CatchNo science fiction movie has ever had a machine as creepy as the E-Z Catch Harvester, a machine that uses rapidly rotating brushes to catch chickens and convey them into pens. The video clip is a must see.
Link (Thanks, Eli the Bearded!)

Attack of the chimps

Yesterday, St. James and LaDonna Davis were kind enough to bring a birthday cake to their former chimpanzee Moe who has been living at an animal sanctuary in Caliente, California since he bit off a woman's finger. Unfortunately, all hell broke loose while they were visiting with Moe. Buddy and Ollie, two chimpanzees in the adjoining cage, escaped and attacked the couple. The two chimps were shot and killed but not before they severed the man's nose, foot, and testicles and dragged him down the road. Moe was not involved in the attack. Link

In Apple case, court says bloggers' sources not protected

The SJ Mercury News reports:
In a case with implications for the freedom to blog, a San Jose judge tentatively ruled Thursday that Apple Computer can force three online publishers to surrender the names of confidential sources who disclosed information about the company's upcoming products. Santa Clara County Superior Court Judge James Kleinberg refused to extend to the Web sites a protection that shields journalists from revealing the names of unidentified sources or turning over unpublished material.
Link (thanks, Isaac B2)

BoingBoing reader Mark Palmberg says:

The ruling here doesn't cast the pall you might think over the blogging community. Consider that all Apple is after from ThinkSecret is the name of the person who broke his or her NDA with the company. Apple doesn't even want damages from ThinkSecret.

Compare the case to the Watergate scandal. That was all about reporters protecting sources in the pursuit of making news that would contribute to the public good. In the ThinkSecret case, and as this judge has correctly ruled, the issue does not concern the public good, but rather Apple's ability to compete in their market. The issue of journalistic protection to which you allude in the bOING bOING post does not apply to Apple's case against ThinkSecret, though this will make for an interesting footnote in the annals of blogging's ascension (decline?) into the arena of "real" journalism.

Reader Eric Seppanen counters:
I am disturbed by the reader comment you added to the recent boingboing.net article about Apple going to court to unveil anonymous sources. The comment seems awfully cavalier about the importance of anonymous sources to journalism. The fact is, such a lawsuit would never fly if applied to old-fashioned print media, and Mr. Palmberg seems to bend over backwards to defend Apple.

Excusing this behavior by saying they're only after the sources and don't seek damages from the journalist is pointless, because the first amendment would prevent such a thing. It's like saying, "but I only shot him in the leg. At least I didn't shoot him in the head." Shielding sources from powerful interests has always been viewed as an important first amendment goal.

Of course there are different levels of "public good." But the law doesn't think that way, and that's the whole point. Whether it's the New York Times or the National Enquirer, courts are supposed to be prevented from interfering in the practice of a free press.

Paper shredding solutions

Dale Dougherty, editor and publisher of Make, has started a lively discussion about high-volume paper shredding solutions. Here's my reply.
I have a shredder, but it chokes if I try to feed it more than six pages. When I have a lot of paper I want to shred, I put it in the sink and pour some water on it, and shape it into a giant ball, kind of like a gargantuan spit wad. If an identity thief wants to try to unpack it, more power to them.
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Write a zombie story, go to jail

William Poole, high school student in Lexington, Kentucky was arrested for writing a short story for his English class about zombies overtaking a school. This short item doesn't say what the charges were, but the headline states he was "arrested for terroristic threatening." It must have been a pretty scary story, as the judge jacked up the kid's bond from one to five thousand dollars. Maybe Hollywood will option his zombie story and he'll get rich. Link

Hobbit brain

A team of paleoneurologists created a 3D model of the braincase of BB mascot Homo floresiensis, the tiny species of human whose remains were discovered last year on an Indonesian island. While some scientists have argued that the skull is not that of a new species but rather a human with a birth defect, the "scaling of brain to body isn't at all what we'd expect to find in Pygmies, and the shape is all wrong to be a microcephalic," Florida State University paleoneurologist Dean Falk told National Geographic. "This is something new." The latest study also indicates that the 3-foot-high humans were smarter than one might think:
 News 2005 03 Images 050303 Tv Hobbit Despite having very small brains—roughly the size of a chimpanzee's—they appear to have hunted animals twice their size, made stone tools for hunting and butchering, and used fire for cooking.

"It's remarkable. We've always been taught and thought that as humans evolved, the bigger the brain, the better they are," said Charles Hildebolt, a physical anthropologist at Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri.

"If this little creature actually made the tools and was using the tools, built the fire and was using the fire, then that really tips human evolution upside down and changes the way we have to think about brain evolution. It may indicate that the reorganization of the brain was just as important and may be even more important than size."
Link (Thanks to all the readers who sent in various H. Floresiensis links.)

New Battlestar Galactica podcasts from SciFi Network

SciFi network just posted a new Battlestar Galactica podcast feature. Each week, the show's executive producer Ron Moore gives audio commentary on new episodes (warning: spoilers possible):
Copy-and-paste this link into your Podcast application. When you synch your MP3 device, you'll automatically receive any new commentary that's been posted. Start playing each episode's file when the words "The Cylons Were Created By Man" appear on your TV screen. Beeps will indicate when to pause for commercial breaks.
Totally frackin' awesome. Link (thanks, CE!)

Oldest living woman

 Us.Yimg.Com P Ap 20050303 Capt.Sao20103031937.Brazil Oldest Woman Sao201Maria Olivia da Silva of Estado do Paraná, Brazil may be the oldest woman alive. She just celebrated her 125th birthday. (AP Photo/Maurilio Cheli) Link

UPDATE: BB readers Andrew Huff and James Stanek point us to the Gerontology Research Group that tracks "supercentenarians." The GRG was profiled last week in the Wall Street Journal. Link

Perfect placement of RSS ad

Over at the Searchblog, BB band manager John Battelle writes :
Plushad "(Boing Boing) has been testing Yahoo's long tail RSS ads. It's tough to find ads that are relevant to Boing Boing's content, and often the program fails - defaulting to pretty random ads. But when this combination hit my RSS aggregator, I had to note it....

After all, it is Friday. Plush toys, indeed."
Click image for better view of ad. Link to Xeni's original post.

Telecom bill would ban free WiFi access for Texas

A Texas congressman has filed a massive telecommunications bill that would, among other things, ban the state's cities from participating in free municipal wireless networks.
Telecommunications companies have taken notice as cities, nonprofit organizations and startup companies have begun using these technologies to offer free or steeply reduced Internet access, said Bill Gurley, a Silicon Valley-based venture capitalist with Benchmark Capital who closely follows the issue.

Legislators in a dozen states, including Texas, have filed bills to remove competition for telecommunications companies, he said. Most are pending, but an Indiana effort failed, while a similar law in Pennsylvania passed, although it omitted Philadelphia because of that city's existing efforts.

"These are very disruptive, low-cost technologies, and it's not in the incumbent telecommunication companies' best interest to embrace them," Gurley said. "But these are technologies that can be very beneficial to communities."

Link to Houston Chron story (thanks, Sean, via unwired list)

Extreme Couture: Sleeping Bag Dress, Uniblow dress

Top image: the SleepingBagDress is a self-inflating garment/portable housing unit designed by Ana Rewakowicz. Wear it as a dress by day, inflate it as a sleeping bag when night falls. Bottom image: one of Rewakowicz' previous works is the Uniblow Outfit , a pair of inflatable garments contructed from rubber latex and shoe-pumps. As the wearer walks around, the outfits inflate themselves.


Link (Thanks, W. Vann Hall).

Syndicator of Bill O Reilly column nastygrams blog for linking

Stay Free! Daily sez:
The company that syndicates Bill O'Reilly's newspaper column has sent a cease and desist to the blog Newshound for merely linking to an O'Reilly column! On Stay Free! Daily, we're encouraging other blogs to link to the offending O'Reilly column.
Link to more news.

Web Zen: DJ Zen

fingerpuppet
dubai sistaz
air scratch
making mash-ups
too many djs
samples
wefunk
lofi mixtape
dublab
blentwell

And a postscript from Xeni: Q-Burns Abstract Message.
Image: Just as "air guitar" exists for those who love electric guitar but suck at it -- there is air scratch for ones-and-twos wannabes. web zen home, web zen store, (Thanks, Frank).

Mind Hacks authors at London's Foyle's Books, Mar 23

The authors of Mind Hacks (an amazing O'Reilly book that explains how your brain works and lets you play with your perceptions in illuminating ways) will be doing a public reading/signing at London's Foyle's books on March 23:
How does your brain work? Why do people have a â€special mug’ for their morning cuppa? Why do faded jeans do wonders for your legs? In Mind Hacks at Foyles Tom Stafford and Matt Webb will explain how experiments, tricks and tips related to each specific operation of the brain, from motor skills to subliminal perception, can help us to learn a little more about this fearsomely complex nerve centre.

No previous neuroscience experience necessary. Please bring a pen – and your brain.

6.30pm
The Gallery
2nd Floor
Foyles Bookshop
113-119 Charing Cross Road
London WC2H 0EB

Tickets £4 redeemable against purchase on the evening of any book from O’Reilly, publishers of Mind Hacks.

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Need examples for study on DRM and disabled people!

The UK's Royal National Institutue for the Blind is conducting a global study on the ways that DRM systesm block access to works for disabled people. They need your examples -- please help them out!
RNIB is compiling a report on how Digital Rights Management (DRM) can impede access to information for people with disabilities. We're looking for your examples of how widely used DRM systems block access by blind or partially sighted people.

If you can help, please contact: David Mann or Dan Pescod at eurocampaigns@rnib.org.uk

Link (Thanks, Dan!)

Canadian politico tears Condi Rice a new one

Dave sez, "Former Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs and UN bigshot Lloyd Axeworthy published this scathing open letter to Condi Rice."
I know it seems improbable to your divinely guided master in the White House that mere mortals might disagree with participating in a missile-defence system that has failed in its last three tests, even though the tests themselves were carefully rigged to show results.

But, gosh, we folks above the 49th parallel are somewhat cautious types who can't quite see laying down billions of dollars in a three-dud poker game.

As our erstwhile Prairie-born and bred (and therefore prudent) finance minister pointed out in presenting his recent budget, we've had eight years of balanced or surplus financial accounts. If we're going to spend money, Mr. Goodale added, it will be on day-care and health programs, and even on more foreign aid and improved defence.

Sure, that doesn't match the gargantuan, multi-billion-dollar deficits that your government blithely runs up fighting a "liberation war" in Iraq, laying out more than half of all weapons expenditures in the world, and giving massive tax breaks to the top one per cent of your population while cutting food programs for poor children.

Link (Thanks, Dave!)

Futurephone snap: Chinatown ducks

I just got a new Treo 650, and I'm noodling around with the video and still camera features. So far, the only significant complaint I have about the device is battery life, but other than that, it's sweet. I'm going to start exploring different ways to upload content directly to BoingBoing from the handheld. Image: Ducks in the window of Sam Woo's BBQ last night in LA's Chinatown, shot and uploaded to Flickr with Treo 650.
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Smithsonian offers 99 cent world music downloads

BB reader Jeff Gates sez:
Smithsonian Global Sound is to world music what iTunes is to popular music. Just like iTunes, each song is 99 cents. You can search in the normal way (by text string) But you can also browse by geographic location, instrument, and cultural group (which is pretty cool). And, of course, you can hear samples before you buy. Take a look at their Synchrotext feature, which allows you to follow real time translation and commentary of oral performances.

Link

Update: BB reader Tom McMillan says,

I read the fine print at the site (under customer support), and it sounds like they're doing it the right way (except for the prices themselves, which are still too high - with one proviso that I'll mention below.) The cool things? 1. No DRM. You're free to play the tracks anywhere you want. Good for the Smithsonian. 2. They offer either MP3, or, get this, FLAC files! FLAC files! This makes their prices almost ok. You can of course decompress them and burn them to CD, and get the best sound quality that you're going to get. I like this. 3. You can download the original liner notes as a PDF file (Ok, maybe other services do this too - it was new to me.) One other point that is a little new, I think: a price scale < 3 min := 99 > 3 && < 15 := 1.49 > 15 := 3.49 But if I can download FLACs, I'm happy to pay a bit more.
And reader Bob DuCharme says:
If you want inexpensive "world" music (particularly afropop), Calabash Music now have a deal where you can get the first 20 songs for 50 cents each. After that it's something like a buck a song. Also see www.afropop.org, which has 99 cent songs and free streaming documentaries about old and new music from Africa and around the world.

Links are "campaign contributions!" Fight "Big Speech!"

Yesterday, Xeni blogged Declan McCullough's interview with Federal Election Commissioner Bradley Smith, in which he described the coming regulatory regime for blogs at election time, through which linking to your candidate would be counted as a "donation" to the campaign and would be subject to regulation. Fafblog -- the best political satire site on the net -- has a marvellous take on this today:
Campaign finance reform is coming to the internet, and the Medium Lobster must say it's long overdue. No longer will bloggers simply be able to freely link to a candidate's website, or wildly and irresponsibly endorse one politician's views over another, or corrupt the democratic process with an overpowering onslaught of HTML-borne free speech. Thanks to John McCain, Russ Feingold and U.S. District Court judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly, political speech on the internet will be as the Founding Fathers always wished it would be: bottled up and controlled.

The Medium Lobster's one complaint is that the judge's ruling doesn't go far enough. Certainly the excesses of the blogosphere will now be held in place, but how can there be true campaign reform when the spoken word goes unchecked? Every day, millions of Americans make unchecked and unregulated political contributions by making political endorsements on sophisticated verbal logs - or "verblogs," if you will - comprised of billions of currently untracked sound waves transmitted through the atmosphere. Until these words are properly tracked, counted, and restricted by the FEC according to the arbitrary limits of McCain-Feingold, American democracy will forever remain a prisoner of Big Speech.

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Duke's first Doonesbury appearances

On Doonesbury.com -- a collection of the earliest strips featuring "Uncle Duke" -- the character based on Hunter S Thompson. Link (via Paul Boutin) <

Hand-cranked iPod Shuffle charger

MakeBlog's Phil Torrone has built a hand-cranked charger for his iPod Shuffle, basically because he could. Next time you're off the grid and want to listen to your music, you know who to call. Link

Two Towers translated into leet gamerspeak

A reader writes, "The author of F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng has now written a follow up, also in l33t 'Teh Tw0 T0werz'"
[Somewhere, under the mountains]
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
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Gandalf: "U. R. PWNED!"

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan]
Gimli: "FFS speed hax!"
Legolas: "LOL, N00b!"
**Aragorn spots the fallen broach
Aragorn: "Sif teh leaves of Lorien fall. They give +2!"

[At Isengard, Saruman is with a group of Wildmen of Dunland]
Saruman: "Teh Rohirrim are tards!"
Dunlander: "Sif leet! Damn retards!"
Saruman: "Joo bring teh pwn. Go and pwn those n00bs!"
Crowd of Dunlanders: "WOOT!"

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Mashup of Beatles/Aretha/George Michaels/Scissor Sisters -- phenomenal

DJ Earworm sez, "This recent mash-up has received a phenomenal response in the mash-up/bootleg community and received plenty of radio play. It is the Beatles' 'For No One' vs. Scissor Sisters' 'Take Your Mama'. Also thrown in there is George Michael's 'Freedom '90' and Aretha Franklin's 'Think.' 'Take Your Mama' steals its groove from George Michael, who in turn stole his hook from Aretha, so it all gels." I agree -- this is fantastic -- just listened to it three times in a row. 9.6 MB MP3 Link (Thanks, DJ Earworm!)

Canadian defense minister on US no-fly list?

Mike sez, "the Canadian Defense Minister Bill Graham was stopped by authorities and forced to prove he was who he said he was (well, his staffers did the work). This is just comic. Somehow I doubt that this man forgot to bring proper ID."
"Apparently there is another Bill Graham out there somewhere who did something to get his name on an American watch list," the paper quoted an aide as saying. "Mr. Graham was obliged to prove that he was the other Bill Graham, the one in charge of the Canadian (armed) forces."
I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Canada has refused to participate in the Bushies' loony "missile defense shield." Link (Thanks, Mike!)

HOWTO talk like a hobo

This "colorful hobo slang dictionary" is colorful indeed -- it's practically a sociological study on hobo-ism, in vocabulary form.
battleship - a high-sided steel coal car usually with a hopper or dump bottom
bazoo - mouth
beagles - hot dogs
bedroom of stars - a city park
to beef on - to inform
beefer - a) one who whines b) an informer
belly of a drag - the underside of a slow freight train
belly robber - a boarding boss who tries to save money on food
ben - a vest
benny - an overcoat
biddies - hen's eggs
Link (Thanks, Nick!)

Dr. Who remake coming to UK, Canada, NZ; mixed reviews

A new edition of Dr. Who, the world's longest-running science fiction series, is coming soon to the UK, New Zealand, and Canada -- but Scifi network in the US reportedly passed. The all-new take on the cult series stars Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper, and Eccleston will be the ninth actor to play the lead role. The UK gets the show beginning March 26th, Canada on April 5th, and Prime in New Zealand will also carry. Universal HD channel has indicated it may offer the show to its audience in the US. Link to Dark Horizons item pointing to mixed reviews, and here's an IGN post: Link. (thanks, Gilberto Zambrano)

Screaming teacher torrent

Eduardo Arcos says: "Several sites hosting the screaming teacher video are going down because of excesive load. I created a .torrent so the load spreads among all downloaders." Link

Martin Denny, RIP (April 10, 1911 - March 2, 2005)

 ~Kgreg Denny Beloved exotica bandleader Martin Denny died last night. The good news was that he died peacefully in his sleep, in Hawaii, at the age of 94. Not a bad way to shuck your mortal coil.
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Fired for hand-rolled cigarettes

First-person account of getting fired from a production company for the crime of possessing hand-rolled cigarettes, because they looked like joints. His ex co-workers sound like a bunch of paranoid automatons. He's lucky to have been fired, if you ask me.
Now, you may or may not know that I am a cigarette smoker. I often roll my own cigs, as I have off and on for years, especially when I'm trying to quit. The night before (Friday 2/18), I had rolled myself a couple of cigs, and smoked one before going to bed. On Saturday, there was a full rolled cig and a half smoked one on my bedside table. Apparently, Wes had seen these and, thinking they were pot, freaked out. Instead of confronting me directly, he ran out of my room to call Alison on her cell (I was oblivious to all of this, as I was sitting at a laptop with headphones on, happily editing video). Alison came back into the room and said to me: "Listen, Wes is freaking out because he thinks he may have seen a.... substance.... in your room. I told him to chill out, that it's probably just a cigarette, but I'm worried that he's going to call back to NY and make a big thing about this so we're just going to give you the afternoon off and we'll deal with it tonight after the cd is finished".

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Fosset's historic round-the-world flight ends successfully

Steve Fossett's attempt to fly around around the world solo with no no fuel stops ended today with a successful landing at the former Air Force base in Kansas from which it departed 67 hours earlier. Link to NYT story, project home page: fossettchallenge.com

Screaming teacher caught on cam

From Mark's journal at TheFeature:
 Bradbuzz A high school student at Brick Township High School in New Jersey used a video camera phone to record his teacher screaming at kids. The teacher wanted the kids to stand during the Pledge of Allegiance National Anthem, but one kid refused to, so the teacher pulled the kid's seat out from under him.

The kid who brought the camera phone in was hoping to catch his teacher doing something awful enough to get him fired. As it turns out, the kid was suspended and the teacher has gotten off scotch free.
The teacher reminds me of Mr. Buzzcut from Beavis and Butt-head. Link

Lower east side stickers: 92-95

Gallery of weathered old stickers peeled from Manhattan's Lower East Side in the early '90s. Lovely little time capsule of an ephemeral public art form.
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Lobsters bigger than Bubba

Responding to the hoopla about Bubba the lobster (RIP), BB reader Kate says:
Hey, no offense, but a 22 pound lobster isn't all that big. What's more remarkable is that it survived so long in captivity. Check out (Trevor Corson's) Atlantic article on Dr. Bob Steneck, the lobster king, who routinely comes across specimens like this four foot long, 40 pound female when he's out in his sub. Link
The Atlantic archives are for paid subscribers only, so here's an excerpt from The Secret Life of Lobsters, the book that grew out of Corson's article:
Armed with searchlights, video cameras angled both forward and down, four whirring propellers, and a pair of lasers, the Phantom was likely to dominate an encounter with any lobster, no matter how large and antagonistic.

Or so Bob hoped. A few years back he'd been aboard a nuclear submarine owned by the U.S. Navy, cruising the sea floor off the continental shelf, when the sonar operator had reported a target at two hundred meters. Bob had slipped into the cramped observation module belowdecks. There, through a six-inch-thick glass portal, he'd been faced with the largest lobster he'd ever seen. She was a four-foot-long female, probably weighing thirty or forty pounds. She had turned toward the submarine and defiantly raised her claws.
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UPDATE: Trevor Corson tells me he's "been following Bubba's plight over the past week" at his Lobster Blog! Link

Synaesthete's taste for music

Synaesthesia, a popular topic on Boing Boing, is a surreal neurological condition in which two or more senses are linked together. The science journal Nature's news site reports on Elizabeth Sulston, a recorder player who can taste tone intervals in the music she plays:
As she began to learn music more formally, she found that when hearing particular tone intervals she experienced a characteristic taste on her tongue. For example, a minor third tasted salty to her, whereas a minor sixth tasted like cream. She started to use the tastes to help her recognize different chords.

Talking to news@nature.com, she says: "I always had the synaesthesia, but really became conscious of it at 16. Then I started to use it for the tone-interval identification. I could first check it by counting the space between the notes, and second by 'feeling' my tongue."
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Humping robo-dogs

Dan Foygel sez:
The Power Tool Drag Races are an annual series of attractions in San Francisco -- machinists and hippies building drag racers powered by various hand tools and then racing them for fame, glory, and small cash prizes. Last year, the races were filmed for the Discovery Channel, and the episodes are being aired now. This in itself is already pretty damn cool, but I am specifically submitting a link to a race entry that the Discovery Channel refused to film. Entered in the "sex toys" division of the race (which was entirely edited out of the TV episodes), it's two plush Toys 'R Us dogs which propel themselves down the track by way of humping, powered by an internally concealed hand drill. There is a lovely amateur video of it on the site.
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iPod Shuffles at library

Long Island's South Huntington Public LIbrary is now lending iPod shuffles loaded with audio books. From Wired News:
(Library assistant director Joe) Latini said that most titles on CDs cost the library around $75, whereas in MP3 format, they range from $15 to $25.

"In the end, obviously, we're literally saving money," he said. "The units are paying for themselves."

The library even throws in a cassette adapter and an FM transmitter for use in a car. Patrons do, however, have to provide their own headphones for sanitary reasons.
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Maybe you can hire the A-Team

Stuffo sought out the A-Team in the Los Angeles underground, er, I mean L.A.'s craigslist. The ad and a few of the responses are pretty funny.
 Upload 9 93 Ateam Assistance Wanted.

You can call me Amy. I'm a reporter for a prominent Los Angeles newspaper. My friend was kidnapped last month while we were working on a story on drug-runners in Mexico. The authorities have given me the run-around. In short, I have a problem, and no one else can help. Can I hire you?

I'm looking for a crew of approximately four -- a pilot, a veteran with leadership qualities, a bouncer-type who knows his way around a welding torch, and a face-man. Crack commando experience a plus. Own van and car a plus. Access to cropduster a definite plus.
Link (via MetaFilter)

Bubba the Lobster (RIP)

 Cnn 2005 Tech Science 03 03 Leviathan.Lobster.Ap Story.Bubba.Tank.Ap Bubba the 22-pound lobster has died. The celebrated crustacean had just been moved from a fish market to the Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium. He passed away before departing for his final destination, a Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum. Link

Old comic book panels taken out of context = lotsa laffs

Superdickery.com has some unintentionally hilarious panels from old comic books. Picture 3-7
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Link (via Eye of the Goof)

UPDATE: Tamu says: "Actually the second panel is not unintentional. The creator of Wonder Woman often used bondage imagery in Wonder Woman comics, because he felt it was an excellent example for women to folow. He endorsed woman engaging in bondage games, as they would eventually be the dominant sex on the planet. He thought bondage was healthy for strong women to engage in.

"Check out Wonder Woman: A Complete History for a look at William Moulton Marston, the psychologist who created the Wonder Woman character. He was quite a character himself.

"For the record, it's not that I am really into bondage. I'm really into comics.

"Honest."

ABC News on mobile phone security vulnerabilities

Last night, ABC World News aired a piece on security threats against mobile devices, from "cabir" to pilfered t-Mobile user account info. Of course, they overlook the most *obvious* way to protect your mobile phone data -- never, under any circumstances, give your number to Paris Hilton. Link to "Wireless Devices Vulnerable to Tampering"

Cops covertly acquired tissue of BTK suspect's relative from medical lab

On Declan McCullagh's politech list, Ethan Ackerman writes:
In developments straight out of GATTACA's handshake scene, A Kansas City Star report indicates that the suspected "BTK" killer was tentatively linked to crime scene evidence by acquiring genetic material from the suspect's daughter's medical records - the tissue samples being taken without her knowledge.

The article goes on to give a brief but factually accurate explanation of how a request for "medical records" is entirely within the framework of the federal medical privacy laws (HIPAA), and also gives a likely source of the tissue - a routine pap smear. The article suggests that a judge issued a secret order for the records, though the article does not state if it was a formal 4th Amendment "probable cause" warrant, or some lesser standard subpoena, or even go into whether the police were required to acquire an order under HIPAA (there are circumstances where agents can just the recordholder.)

BUT the article also doesn't raise the fact that what was apparently requested was NOT "health information" - what HIPAA protects - but _actual tissue_ from the suspect's daughter's file samples.

Link to news article, and link to full text of Politech post.

See also this New York Times story about the role of "undeleted" data on a floppy disk in the BTK suspect's capture, which was blogged a few days previously here on BoingBoing: Floppy disk among clues leading to BTK capture .

Microsoft demos Weasley's clock from Harry Potter

Simon sez, "At this year's internal Techfest Microsoft Research Cambridge demonstrated a clock surprisingly similar to that on the wall of the Weasley household in the Harry Potter films. I guess it only goes to show: any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic!" Link

Malaysian DVD bootleg runs negative blurb on package

 2005 03 Superbabies Quote My editor at Mobile PC magazine, Chris Null, runs Filmcritic.com. He was pleasantly surprised to get these photos of a Malaysian DVD bootleg for SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 that has a negative blurb from a Filmcritic.com review prominently displayed on the back cover -- "SuperBabies has no redeeming qualities."
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My new filing technique is unstoppable

Online comic MNFTIU (My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable) is beloved by many for making outrageous jokes about mundane things. The new "Motorcycle Mayhem" series will instantly convert your nose into an beverage nozzle.
Link (Thanks, Cheryll).

Moment of graffiti Zen

Chris sez, "I was walking through downtown Toronto this weekend and I got a snapshot of the funniest graffiti / 'post no bills' sign I've ever seen."
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Sonny Bono vs. Marcel Proust

Slate.com's Aaron Matz reports that the Sonny Bono copyright act is preventing a the final volumes of a new translation of Proust from appearing in the US.
Only the first four volumes of the new translation—from Swann's Way through Sodom and Gomorrah—are available here. For this we have Sonny Bono to blame. Just before he died in 1998, the congressman sponsored a bill to extend the term of copyright by 20 years: According to the Sonny Bono Copyright Act, passed later that year, rights would expire 95, rather than 75, years after an artist's death. Since Proust died in 1922, only those four volumes first published during his lifetime had passed into the American public domain by the time the Bono Act became law. It will therefore be at least 2018 before readers in the United States can find the final three installments of the new translation (The Prisoner and The Fugitive, and Time Regained) in their local bookstores.
Link (thanks, John)

The coming crackdown on blogging?

In an interview with Bradley Smith, one of the six commissioners at the Federal Election Commission, Declan McCullagh explores potential internet impact of the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act of 2002 -- aka the McCain-Feingold law. The bottom line: the law could be applied in a manner that curtails free speech on blogs, email and other forms of free online expression.

In 2002, the FEC decided that the law should not apply to Internet communication, but a U.S. District overturned that decision last fall. Smith and two fellow Republican commissioners wanted to appeal, but because the commission's three Democrats refused to join, what Smith calls a "bizarre" regulatory process is not taking place.

Technically, McCain-Feingold applies to political partisanism and the way grassroots internet activity amounts to virtual campaign contributions. But critics say the law could be extended to cover many forms of politically-related comments or opinions on the internet, since generally all such expressions are by definition partisan. Does McCain-Feingold herald the beginning of government-mandated internet censorship?

McCullagh: What happens next?

Smith: It's going to be a battle, and if nobody in Congress is willing to stand up and say, "Keep your hands off of this, and we'll change the statute to make it clear," then I think grassroots Internet activity is in danger. The impact would affect e-mail lists, especially if there's any sense that they're done in coordination with the campaign. If I forward something from the campaign to my personal list of several hundred people, which is a great grassroots activity, that's what we're talking about having to look at. Senators McCain and Feingold have argued that we have to regulate the Internet, that we have to regulate e-mail. They sued us in court over this and they won.

McCullagh: If Congress doesn't change the law, what kind of activities will the FEC have to target?

Smith: We're talking about any decision by an individual to put a link (to a political candidate) on their home page, set up a blog, send out mass e-mails, any kind of activity that can be done on the Internet.

Smith: Again, blogging could also get us into issues about online journals and non-online journals. Why should CNET get an exemption but not an informal blog? Why should Salon or Slate get an exemption? Should Nytimes.com and Opinionjournal.com get an exemption but not online sites, just because the newspapers have a print edition as well?

Link to News.com story (Thanks, Allan)

Update: Greg Klass says,

You might want to alert your readers who aren't famiar with Bradley Smith that he is an arch foe of campaign finance regulation, whom the Republicans managed to put on the Federal Election Commission. Link to background. I would take any scary predictions he spreads about consquences of recent major changes to the campaign finance law (a.k.a. McCain-Feingold) with more than a few grains of salt.

Word-of-mouth is why authors succeed

When reporters ask me why I give away the full text of my novels online, for free, the day they're available in shops, I tell 'em: "It's about word of mouth. My readers have large social circles of friends whom they never see face to face. Books like Sisters of Ya Ya Sisterhoood became a success because one friend went to another friend and handed her a copy of the book, saying, 'You must read this, it changed my life.' I want to give my readers the same ability, so I have to give them a form of the book that they can 'hand' to their friends over the Internet. Even if it displaces some sales, the most valuable thing an author can get is a personal recommendation, it's the thing that is most likely to sell more copies of my books."

Now a study has concluded the same thing: the thing that made The Da Vinci Code, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night and Memoirs of a Geisha into best-sellers was word-of-mouth: not advertising, not cover design, not marketing. Friends telling friends about the book.

"Publishers often stand accused of becoming ever more sophisticated and cynical in their pursuit of creating instant author brands, when ultimately it is as likely to be good old-fashioned personal recommendation that really sells," he said.

The World Book Day's campaign to encourage people to recommend their favourite books to family and friends includes the circulation of eight million postcards carrying the message "spread the word".

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Free Software Foundation tears MPAA a new one in Grokster brief

The Free Software Foundation and New Yorkers for Fair Use have filed a brief in Grokster, EFF's Supreme Court case to establish the legality of P2P networks. Eben Moglen, the author of the brief, really lights into the RIAA and MPAA -- he's a fantastic writer:
At the heart of Petitioners' argument is an arrogant and unreasonable claim--even if made to the legislature empowered to determine such a general issue of social policy--that the Internet must be designed for the convenience of their business model, and to the extent that its design reflects other concerns, the Internet should be illegal.

Petitioners' view of what constitutes the foundation of copyright law in the digital age is as notable for its carefully-assumed air of technical naivete as for the audacity with which it identifies their financial interest with the purpose of the entire legal regime.

Despite petitioners' apocalyptic rhetoric, this case follows a familiar pattern in the history of copyright: incumbent rights-holders have often objected to new technologies of distribution that force innovation on the understandably reluctant monopolist.

PDF Link (via Copyfight)

Skinheads, LSD and Ira Glass

Michael W. Dean emailed me this story, and he gave me permission to share it.
My friend Lydia Lam stumbled across this link, it's a 1999 Ira Glass NPR “This American Life” show with Spalding Grey. In the intro to the story Ira reads a poster I put up in San Francisco (in 1989, as I recall) offering “Guitar LESSON, not lessons. I only teach you one lesson. I will teach you three chords for five dollars.” (This pre-dates Found Magazine, but really reminds me of Found Magazine a lot somehow.)

In some way, I think that the poster eventually morphed into my “$30 School” book series.

There’s a funny story with this. When I put up the posters, I fancied that I’d be inundated with students, but only got one. He was a dimwitted 15-year-old Nazi skinhead dude. His hippie mother dropped him off, paid me the five bucks and left. The kid had brought his mom’s 12-string acoustic guitar and wanted me to teach him to play punk rock.

I had been up all night tripping on LSD, was trying to drink myself to sleep and had completely forgotten he was coming.

I was living with and sleeping with two women. We all three lived in a big kitty pile in one hippie room. The fat little skinhead didn’t like that at all. And I didn’t like that he was a Nazi, and kept laughing at him out loud about it. My lysergic mind was finding the idea of Nazis and skinheads not threatening, but unbelievably utterly ridiculous and farcical. And even funnier was the fact that this farking cartoon character was in my home for some reason.

But, being a man of my word, I tried to give the lesson anyway.

I was bragging to the kid about my alleged punk rock cred because he kept calling me a fucking hippie. It’s embarrassing now, because it’s so trite, but, I tried to impress him by telling him I knew Ian MacKaye. The kid didn’t believe me. I called Ian on the phone, so Ian could tell the kid what time it was. I said, “Hey Ian, I’m tripping on LSD and trying to teach some kid to play guitar, and he doesn’t believe I know you. Will you talk to him?” Ian said, “Michael, don’t waste my time with bullshit like this” and hung up. (The fact that Ian never brought up this incident again is a testament to how cool and reasonable a man he is.)

I was getting drunker and drunker and could only teach the kid two chords before passing out. Doug Hilsinger, the guitar player in my band “Bomb”, showed up to drop off some tapes to me, and ended up teaching the kid the third chord.

Doug wanted one third of the five bucks, which I think I still owe him to this day.

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Which anti-blog-spam techniques work best?

Simon developed a variety of techniques for stopping blogspam and tried them out on some heavily spammed blogs, then tallied up which techniques stopped the most spam:
1. Renamed the page that handles form submissions to stymie any bots that just assume it’s in the default location.

2. Preceded the form where you enter comments with two dummy forms - an empty one (for really stupid bots) followed by one that looks identical to the real one. Both these forms submit their info to the wrong page. They’re hidden from real people using the magic of CSS.

3. Did the same thing after the form, in reverse order, in case any bots start at the bottom of the page and work their way up.

4. Added a hidden field to the form which gets sent along with the other stuff. When a comment’s submitted, it checks that this field has been sent, and that it has the correct value. The value is based on the current date, so changes every day. To get this far, then, bots would have to parse the HTML to locate the correct form (and not be thrown off by the dummy forms surrounding it), and extract the names and values of all the fields. But - and here’s the evil part - the value of the hidden field in the html is wrong. It’s replaced by the correct value after the page has loaded by javascript...

Link (Thanks, Simon!)

Best-selling musicians' ask SCOTUS to keep P2P legal

Ian sez, "Despite what major records companies claim, not all musicians are against file sharing. But we rarely hear from them. But now:"
Steve Winwood, rapper Chuck D and the band Heart, said in court papers to be filed today that it condemns the stealing of copyrighted works. But it argues that popular services such as Grokster, Kazaa and others also provide a legal and critical alternative for artists to distribute their material.... [Grokster] threatens that monopoly by providing a near cost-free distribution mechanism, which supports far more content than even Web-based distribution systems.
Link (Thanks, Ian!)

Cell phone flask

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"It looks like a regular cell phone, but it's got capabilities other phones don't; fill this 3 oz flask with your favorite hooch and take it anywhere; complete with clip, leather case and funnel!"
What's next? A Blackberry dugout? Link (Thanks, Jess Hemerly!)

Sharp's 24-Hour Kitchen Composter

This kitchen appliance from Sharp breaks down organic garbage, reducing the volume by 92% in 24 hours.
 Files Sharp-Compost This energy-efficient composter breaks down and “digests” organic food waste at room temp with its proprietary Composting Bio Mix--a blend microbes and yeast cells, which conveniently also suppress odors while they work via Plasmacluster Ions that inactivate airborne mold and effectively clean the air in kitchen spaces. We know that sounds like science fiction, and here’s why: These suckers are yet only available in the land of the rising sun. Ah-ha. That explains it.

Link (Via Treehugger)

Tim Burton's garage sale

Friday, March 11, Saturday, March 12 and Sunday, March 13, 2005
207 North Aspan Avenue Azusa, CA 91702
9:00am - 4:00pm
(Absolutely No Early Previews or Early Sales)

Previously owned items by director Tim Burton and his former girlfriend Lisa Marie. Designer furniture (Herman Miller, Noguchi, Knoll, Ashland & Hill), clothing (Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, YSL), lamps, ceramic kiln, fine crystal, make-up, electronics, Tiffany & Co. Sterling Silver, movie memorabilia, props from movie sets and tons more. This sale will be held in a warehouse in Azusa, CA, a 45 minute drive from Studio City. (via Cartoon Brew)

Chris Null on finger ring cutters

A while back, I wrote about Mobile PC's excellent "100 Best Gadgets" feature. In the March issue of Mobile PC, editor in chief Chris Null writes about a few of his favorite gadgets that didn't make the cut, including the EMI Finger Ring Cutter," a device used mainly by paramedics to remove rings from injured people.
 Images 45-172-3 RingcutterEMI FINGER RING CUTTER. So I put on a few pounds after I got married. I can deal with that. But when I found I could no longer wedge my wedding ring off my finger, that’s when I started to panic. I heard all the folk remedies: butter, soap, Crisco, and even a dental floss technique that my doctor devised, but nothing would get that ring off. It had to be cut. But much to my surprise, no one cuts off rings for fear of taking off fingers along the way. Only emergency rooms have the tools to do it, and no way was I going to pay that kind of cash for such a simple job. It took months before I realized I could do the job myself by buying a cutter online — they cost less than 10 bucks! The device is fearsome, with a spinning blade powered by a thumbscrew, but I was undaunted. After 20 minutes of work, I had that sucker off. Fabulous. Now I can eat all I want.

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UPDATE: Mark D says: "Too bad the Marines don't have those ring cutters. (They make such a nice cut that you can have the ring soldered and never know it was cut.)" From USA Today:

When Marine Lance Cpl. David Battle learned he'd either have to sacrifice his ring finger or the wedding band he wore, he told doctors at a field hospital in Iraq to cut off the finger.

The 19-year-old former high school football star suffered a mangled left hand and serious wounds to his legs in a Nov. 13 fire fight in Fallujah. Battle, who is recovering at his parents' home in this desert city 80 miles northeast of Los Angeles, came under attack as he and fellow Marines entered a building. Eleven other Marines were wounded.

Doctors were preparing to cut off Battle's ring to save as much of his finger as they could.

"But that would mean destroying my wedding ring," he said. "My wife is the strongest woman I know. She's basically running two people's lives since I've been gone. I don't think I could ever repay her or show her how grateful ... how much I love my wife, my soul mate."

With his approval, doctors severed his finger, but somehow in the chaos that followed, they lost his ring.

Finger length tied to aggresiveness

A new study by sychologists at the University of Alberta suggest that the length of a man's fingers can predict how inclined he is to physically aggressive behavior. The same does not hold true for women. From the press release about the study, published in the scientific journal Biological Psychology:
(Professor Peter) Hurd said that it has been known for more than a century that the length of the index finger relative to the ring finger differs between men and women. More recently, researchers have found a direct correlation between finger lengths and the amount of testosterone that a fetus is exposed to in the womb. The shorter the index finger relative to the ring finger, the higher the amount of prenatal testosterone, and--as Hurd and (grad student Allison) Bailey have now shown--the more likely he will be physically aggressive throughout his life.
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Toronto as a sphere seen from 443 metres up

On Flickr, "a composite of downtown Toronto, Centre Island and lake Ontario, put together from photos taken from the CN Tower skypod, 443 m above the ground." Link (Thanks, Stephen!)

Massive lobster

A 22-pound lobster caught off the coast of Nantucket, Massachusetts, will be sent to a Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum. A scientist at the University of Maine's Lobster Institute estimates that the crustacean, nicknamed Bubba, is around 50-years-old. The lobster has been impressing customers at a fish market in Pittsburgh. Owner Bob Wholey delivered Bubba to the Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium who in turn will send him to the museum of curiosities. From the Associated Press:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent Wholey a letter asking him to work with the group to release Bubba back in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Maine.

Another group calling itself People For Eating Tasty Animals reportedly offered Wholey a hefty price for the lobster. At Tuesday's price of $14.98 a pound, Bubba would retail for about $350.
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Plastination celluloid

Regarding my post yesterday about Gunther von Hagens' plastination of corpses, BB reader Nick James says:
I thought you might be interested in the German film Anatomie (Anatomy), a decent thriller with these corpse-sculptures as the subject. In the film, a clandestine brotherhood of doctors and med students perform these artistic autopsies and subsequent plastinations on living students. It's not a brilliant film, but might be entertaining for those interested in von Hagens' work. I've seen it around in US video stores. The film stars Franka Potente and Benno Fuermann, both of whom also co-starred in Tykwer's The Princess and the Warrior. Potente was Damon's sidekick in The Bourne Supremacy, in case you're not an avid viewer of German cinema.
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Vintage Soviet animation

This collection of remarkable vintage Soviet Russian animation clips is well worth watching -- a real parallel evolution in entertainment. Link (via MeFi)

Update: Shay sez, "there's a great documentary named 'Magia Russica' that tells the story of the Soviet animation studios."

Study: Used hard-drives full of juicy blackmail material

It's long been understood that if you buy a used PC, it's likley that you will be able to recover all kinds of juicy secrets from its hard drive (I've had this experience both in used PCs I've bought in in hard-drives I've dumpster-dived). Now a group of researchers have done a formal study, discovering financial info, personal stuff on children and even good blackmail stuff on hard-drives bought at auction and in flea markets.
A research team from Glamorgan University analysed 111 supposedly clean hard drives, bought for less than £1,000, and found that more than half still contained personal information. This included national insurance numbers, evidence of a married woman’s affair and detailed biographical information about children.

Ninety-seven of the hard drives were bought on eBay and four at car boot sales. As a control experiment, ten drives were also sourced from LCS Remploy, a company specialising in the destruction of data. All proved to be clean.

The original owners of the other 101 drives included universities, multinational companies and a Church of England primary school in East Yorkshire, all of which were breaking the Data Protection Act by failing to dispose of the information effectively.

Link (via Schneier)

Update: Stef sez, "Boing Boing readers may benefit from the free & open-source (GPL) application Darik's Boot & Nuke: it's a self-contained bootable floppy/CD that securely completely wipes the hard disks of most computers. There's even a Mac version now :) Works very well, I use it here at work to make sure that the drives of all the old machines we give away are securely wiped."

Gehry fries pedestrians, eggs with solar death ray

Sunlight reflected from the Walt Disney Concert Hall in downtown Los Angeles has "roasted the sidewalk to 140 degrees Fahrenheit, enough to melt plastic and cause serious sunburn to people standing on the street". The fix: dull the building's highly reflective surface. Or -- meep-meep! Paging mister Christo! Need some orange curtains over here.
Link to LA Times story (thanks, Ana)

Update: BB reader Athelind sez:

This image is the Disney Concert Hall. This image is the Odeillo Solar Furnace in France, which can produce power densities of 12 megawatts per square centimeter. Notice any similarities? My comments on the story can be found here. Have a bright, sunny day!
BB reader Anthony Rue says:
The Gehry opera house is not Frank's most dangerous design. The Case Western Reserve administrative building in Cleveland has been threatening passersby with ice and snow fall for three years now: Link
BB reader theredballoon says:
Just wanted to let you know that The Gehry building in Cleveland is home to the Case Western Reserve University Weatherhead School of Management (e.g. the business school). It is not the administrative building of the University. Also, the Gehry building in Cleveland can be very bright and do similar things (e.g. fry your pupils, etc.) to the Disney building during the summer (when it's actually warm in Cleveland!)

Contest: sexiest indie gamer of all time

Derek Yu says,
The search is out for "The Sexiest Indie Gamer of all Time"! It's sponsored by Moonpod, The Behemoth, and Panic, who are all providing great prizes like free games and swag. The panel of judges includes the one and only John Romero, creator of Doom! We're trying to promote independent game developers with this contest.
Link

Guide to rotten sex dolls

Actuallly, it's the rotten.com guide to sex dolls, and it is hilarious, but the sex dolls in question are without exception quite rotten. Snip:

Q: Ever wonder why adult bookstores don't display fully-inflated "realistic" love dolls modeled after porn stars?
A: Because in real life, they look ridiculous.

Link. NSFW. Fleshbot rediscovered this gem, and adds some helpful context here: Link

Media professors' SCOTUS brief on why P2P should be legal

Siva sez, "A group of 22 Media studies scholars from around the country signed on to this brief, which was filed with the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday:"
Amici are deeply concerned that recent legal, commercial, and political turmoil surrounding the proliferation and use of "peer-to-peer" communicative technologies threaten to chill legitimate contributions to teaching and research in this nation's institutions of higher education. This Court and the United States Congress have clearly articulated the value of education and scholarship to the workings of the Republic. Further, both acknowledge that teaching and research often require the unauthorized copying, distribution, re-fashioning, and performance of copyrighted works without permission from the copyright holder, and thus have cleared a space within the strictures of copyright law to allow for such publicly beneficial uses. The foundation of that space is "fair use," which, though an affirmative defense to the accusation of infringement, has granted educators a certain measure of comfort that they would not be sued by copyright holders for infringement. However, the penumbra of perceived "users' rights" that emanate from Sec. 107 of the Copyright Act has proven inadequate to protect many important acts central to teaching and research. Within this context, the academic utility of searching, indexing, and sharing of copyrighted materials remains in doubt among educators and scholars. Doubt creates a chilling effect, stifling the most creative uses of digital technology in the classroom or in academic research.
Link (Thanks, Siva!)

Wired: Why Wikipedia works

This month's Wired Magazine features a good, in-depth article on why Wikipedia works: the thing that motivates its founder and its contributors.
In the beginning, encyclopedias relied on the One Smart Guy model. In ancient Greece, Aristotle put pen to papyrus and single-handedly tried to record all the knowledge of his time. Four hundred years later, the Roman nobleman Pliny the Elder cranked out a 37-volume set of the day's knowledge. The Chinese scholar Tu Yu wrote an encyclopedia in the ninth century. And in the 1700s, Diderot and a few pals (including Voltaire and Rousseau) took 29 years to create the EncyclopĂ©die, ou Dictionnaire RaisonnĂ© des Sciences, des Arts et des Métiers.

With the Industrial Revolution, the One Smart Guy approach gradually gave way to the One Best Way model, which borrowed the principles of scien­tific management and the lessons of assembly lines. Encyclopædia Britannica pioneered this approach in Scotland and honed it to perfection. Large groups of experts, each performing a task on a detailed work chart under the direction of a manager, produced encyclopedias of enormous breadth. Late in the 20th century, computers changed encyclopedias - and the Internet changed them more. Today, Britannica and World Book still sell some 130-pound, $1,100, multivolume sets, but they earn most of their money from Internet subscriptions. Yet while the medium has shifted from atoms to bits, the production model - and therefore the product itself - has remained the same.

Now Wales has brought forth a third model - call it One for All. Instead of one really smart guy, Wikipedia draws on thousands of fairly smart guys and gals - because in the metamathematics of encyclopedias, 500 Kvarans equals one Pliny the Elder. Instead of clearly delineated lines of authority, Wikipedia depends on radical decentralization and self-organization - open source in its purest form. Most encyclopedias start to fossilize the moment they're printed on a page. But add Wiki software and some helping hands and you get something self-repairing and almost alive. A different production model creates a product that's fluid, fast, fixable, and free.

Link

Ex-Sex Pistol damns cursing

Former Sex Pistols bass-player Glen Matlock has come out against cursing, criticising those who say the eff-word for shock effect.
The bass player and father of two, who co-wrote The Sex Pistols' biggest hits, Anarchy In The UK, God Save The Queen and Pretty Vacant, hates it when his children, now 11 and seven, hear obscenities on the radio or TV. "It's pathetic when people just swear for the sake of it," he said in a carefully pre-recorded interview to be broadcast this Sunday.
Link (via Fark)

Remix Reading event photos

Becky sez, "I went to the launch of Remix Reading last night and took these photos. Over 200 people made it to the event." Link (Thanks, Becky!)

Update: More photos courtesy of Remix Reading organizer Tom Chance

Apple 1984 commercial send up: We've got your revolution for sale

This is an extremely well-made, funny send-up of the Apple 1984 Macintosh ad, and the re-release of the ad that came last year, with an added iPod: "Apple: We've got your revolution for sale." 8.9MB Quicktime Link (Thanks, Jason!)

Superfriends/Office Space mashup

This video-mash of footage from Superfriends cartoons combined with the audio track from Office Space is stupendous. It's not just that the creator managed to get the lips to synch up really well, but there's also the hilarious choice of clips and shots, and the judicious use of original Superfriends sound effects. This thing is about the funnies thing I've seen all week. Month. Link (Thanks, Jason!)

New Futurismic fiction: Drag queens' futuristic martial and fashion arts

Jeremy Lyon sez, "I've just published Futurismic's March entry, and it's one of my personal favorites, Donnard Sturgis' 'Strike A Pose.' It's a touching story about a lonely drag queen trying to make her mark in Glamtasia's annual fashion show cum full contact death brawl with the help of a little Santería. It's a bit on the -- how shall we say -- crude side, but I don't imagine that will faze BoingBoing's readers."

This is one of the finest pieces of fiction I've ever read online. Futurismic is doing an amazing job at picking lyrical, sharp, new sf from promising new writers. This volunteer effort run by a few writers in their spare time is as good or better than any fiction venue in print or online.

This story in particular is by turns mean, funny, and raunchy and clever.

t was like one of those antique mirrored disco balls exploded in my face. My fashions! Silver chips, like sequins scaled from a dying gown, fluttered around me towards the ground as I tried in vain to catch them. I was devastated. How could he have just flung my fashion discs out of the window like that? Probably drunk again on Red Stripe. Then his jerk-chicken-eatin' ass had to get all black and ignorant and shouted at me.

"And no come back in 'ere, man! You hear me? I told you before -- it's over and me no want you. Me just wanted your tight rass."

I felt like I'd been tripped on a runway by a jealous Thin Girl. I just couldn't believe it. I scrambled to pick up the FDs, but a gust of wind carried most of them into the street and another surge swept some into the gutter. At least three hundred holographic outfits lost. It had taken me weeks to design some of those programs.

Link (Thanks, Jeremy!)

1121 phrases you can't put on personalized jerseys at nfl.com

Daze points us to "the 1121 words or phrases you can't put on personalized NFL jerseys at nfl.com."
420
666
2 ON 1
3RD EYE
3RD LEG
3RDEYE
3RDLEG
3SOME
4 TWENTY
4TWENTY
60 NINE
60NINE
A.S.S.
ANAL
Link (Thanks, Daze!)

Revolved: Beatles mashup album

CCC's "Revolved" is an album of Beatles mashups with some real standout tracks, like Here, There and Everywhere (mashed with Claudine Longet's version), That's All Yellow (Yellow Submarine and Genesis's That's All), She Said Traffic (She Said She Said and Jimi Hendrix's Crosstown Traffic), and the best track of all, Got to Get You in the Mood -- Got to Get You Into My Life with a punchy Glenn Miller's In the Mood. Link (Thanks, Oscar!)

Update: Dave provides this torrent of all tracks and cover art.

Comix antihero motivational posters

In response to the news that Marvel had licensed out its characters for use in corporate motivational posters, Jeff decided to do his own motivational posters, starring comix's baddest-ass antiheroes and villains. Link (Thanks, Jeff!)

Oscars: Green cars, red carpet

A number of stars drove Toyota Prius hybrids to the Academy Awards Sunday as part of a campaign to raise awareness about low emission vehicles.
About 15 celebrities including Gwenyth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johanson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robin Williams, Orlando Bloom, Salma Hayek, Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz, Morgan Freeman, Julie Delpy and Tim Robbins are all pulling up to the red carpet in hybrid cars. This is the third year Global Green, the American branch of Green Cross International run by Mikhail Gorbachev, asked celebrities to use their status to help the environmental cause.
Link (via Viridian Design)

WIRED NYC event April 7: Lessig, Johnson, Wilco's Tweedy

Who Owns Culture? You may find the answer at a forum on April 7 in New York with Jeff Tweedy of Wilco, professor Lawrence Lessig, and author Steven Johnson. The event is hosted by NYPL and Wired Magazine. Link.

Previously: Wilco's Jeff Tweedy: "Music is not a loaf of bread." (Thanks, Gary)

Tulsa's giant milk-vending robots of yesteryear

Mike sez, "We had several of these exciting automated milk stores around Tulsa in the 1960s. You plugged in a few coins, pushed the button, listened to the mysterious robotic sounds from within, then out dropped your half-gallon carton of milk." Link (Thanks, Mike!)

Pro-P2P SCOTUS briefs from law profs, venture capitalists, and other worthies

Over on Copyfight, Donna has been linking to the standout briefs in the EFF's Grokster Supreme Court case, which will determine whether it is legal to make a technology like an email client without a self-censorship filter that tries to stop copyright infringment. The briefs are from all quarters: copyright professors, tech companies, venture capitalists, and others. Link

Turnpike toll booth prank/experiments

Zug.com had some fun testing the limits of the toll collectors on the Massachusetts Turnpike. He tried throwing different amounts of money into the collection funnel, taping an IOU to the funnel, attaching two stickers for rapper 50 Cent onto the funnel, and my favorite, using non US currency. Experiment #5. For my next experiment, I made sure to check the toll booth sign, which reads "$1.00 COINS ONLY NO BILLS PENNIES OR CANADIAN COINS." (With all that toll money, you'd think they could afford some punctuation.) Fortunately, the sign makes no mention of other foreign coins, which is the loophole I used for my next experiment. I consulted an online currency calculator to get up-to-the-minute exchange rates, then tossed in the following coins:

1 Indian Rupee ($0.02 U.S.)
15 Thai Baht ($0.36 U.S.)
11 Singapore cents ($0.06 U.S.)
1 Finnish Marka and 200 Italian Lira (no longer used, since the Euro came to town)

That only added up to 44 cents, so I threw in a couple of Chuck E. Cheese tokens as well.

When I went through this time, I heard the toll booth operator shout something that sounded like, "WALP!" I had been trying my little experiments at the same toll booth, so maybe he recognized my car, or maybe he was choking on a thick slice of ham. I didn't stick around to find out -- I got the WALP out of there. Link (via Cynical-C)

Gallery of retro-future images

Tales of Futures Past is a website with thousands and thousands of loosely categorized futuristic images from bygone days, accompanied by interesting explanatory text. You could spend days in a clicktrance on this site. Link (via We Make Money Not Art)

Sacrelicious Spiderman Bible stories

Spider-man's Greatest Bible Stories is a sacrelicious spoof in which Spiderman resolves all the great crises in both testaments. The Spiderman-web-cradle for the baby Jesus is a very nice touch. Link (Thanks, Cheryll!)

Beatles/Batman mashup

David points us to "To the Taxmobile," a mashup that "combines the Batman theme, the Beatle's Taxman, the Safari's Wipeout, and Interpol's PDA." 5.3MB MP3 Link

Mass plastination

 Photo 2003-08 01 Xinsrc 1B35Ce5Cfeb1492B91Bbbcb627636184 Gunther von Hagens, the controversial artist who "plastinates" and displays human and animal corpses, has bought an industrial facility in western Poland where hopes to mass produce his plastinated human bodies. (Previous posts about von Hagens here and here.) According to a Reuters article, von Hagens's father, Gerhard Liebchen, is lobbying for the town of Sieniawa Zarska to support the plan. Things got dicier though when the Polish and German press reported that Liebchen is suspected of sending Poles to concentration camps during World War II. Link

Man convicted for illicit fileswapping of Oscar films dies in jail

A man who was convicted of unauthorized copying and filesharing of Oscar screeners was found dead in his jail cell Monday. Defamer says, as only Defamer can:
After completing a rigorous apprenticeship learning the most arcane of the pirate-hunting arts at the feet of master Jack Valenti, MPAA chief Dan Glickman has finally gained the power over life and death. We congratulate Glickman on mastering the complicated voodoo charm that resulted in his first long-distance kill; after all, it takes weeks of stirring the blood of an albino orphan to get the consistency for the pentagram-drawing paint just right. A lesser pirate-hunter would’ve paid someone in the Aryan Brotherhood with a carton of Marlboro Reds and a copy of Swank to snuff the guy with a pillow, but not Glickman. He’s got appreciation for craft.
Here's a snip from the AP story:
Sprague was accused of copying 134 "screener" movies sent to members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to solicit their votes for last year's Oscars, including "Kill Bill: Vol. 1" and "Seabiscuit." Films were made available for download over the Internet, authorities said. Prosecutors said he received the films from Carmine Caridi, an actor and academy member who appeared in "The Godfather: Part II." Caridi admitted in an affidavit he sent Sprague copies of several movies, but denied knowing about Sprague's criminal activities. He was never charged. In November Caridi was ordered by a federal judge to pay Warner Bros. $300,000 for providing copies of "The Last Samurai" and "Mystic River" to Sprague. A similar suit filed by Columbia Pictures against Caridi is still pending.
Link.

Help rat on people who sing Happy Birthday!

Mako sez, "Unhappy Birthday is a website/project commenting on the fact that the song "Happy Birthday To You" is under an actively enforced copyright held by Time Warner. The site offers tools and information to report unauthorized public performances of that work. If educating people and upholding the principle of copyright means risking a DoS of ASCAP's licensing enforcement infrastructure, that's a risk I'm willing to take."
The best way to stop infringement is to tell the authorities and the owners so that they can follow up and arrange for a license and for royalties to be paid. Licenses for Happy Birthday are controlled by ASCAP. While monetary royalties will be negligible for a single restaurant performance, it is the principle that is at stake.

If you have seen someone singing Happy Birthday in a restaurant, a park, or at a school, you should tell ASCAP so that they can arrange for a license. If you are an offender, you should apologize and offer to pay whatever is due — a nickel, a quarter, a dollar — whatever ASCAP demands.

There is an overwhelming amount of copyright infringement of Happy Birthday. Let's right the balance and tell ASCAP about every one of these violations!

Link (Thanks, Mako!)

The difference between British and American smiles


Nick Douglas says: "They say 'tomayto' and we say 'tomarto.' And now a study has established that the Americans and British also have different smiles.

"While we British smile by pulling our lips back and upwards and exposing our lower teeth, Americans are more likely simply to part their lips and stretch the corners of their mouths."
Link (via
Neil Gaiman)

Combining CNN Iraq footage with Rambo's dialog

Irark is an amazing video-mashup that combines a highlight of the audio-track from Rambo with CNN footage of the war in Iraq -- funny, disturbing, weird and very clever. Link (Thanks, Johannes!)

Consumers' Union's awesome advocacy animation

Consumers Union -- the advocacy group that publishes the excellent Consumer Reports magazine -- has produced a funny, raunchy Schoolhouse Rock-style animation to call attention to the fact that current FDA rules don't require drug companies to release their clinical trial results even if they show that the pill you're about to take could really screw you up.
First we learn that Vioxx increases the risk of heart attacks. Now, we learn that Merck may have had research, as early as 2000, that uncovered these problems, but didn’t make it known to the public. It is time to end this secrecy. Lives depend on it.

Legislators have just introduced a bill--The Fair Access to Clinical Trials Act (FACT Act)--to require drug companies to make public all the results of their clinical trials so we’ll know about potentially harmful side effects. And Congress must create an independent office of drug safety in the Food and Drug Administration to ensure quick action is taken when safety concerns are raised.

Link (Thanks, Bill!)

Edward Moss as Michael Jackson

This is not Wacko Jacko. This is Edward Moss, the impersonator playing Jacko on the daily "Michael Jackson Trial" TV show on E! Today's New York Times has a brief profile of Moss:
 Whoisit Edwardmoss3Mr. Moss got his start in 1996 while working at a McDonald's in Southern California. "They were having a costume contest at my job and the prize was $200 and I thought, O.K., I'm going to try and win this," he said.

He bought a $12.99 wig, donned gray jeans and applied face paint he made out of baby powder. "It was kind of scary," Mr. Moss said. "But it worked and I was $200 richer at the end of the day."

Sensing he was onto something, Mr. Moss, a Los Angeles native, took his act on the road, well, actually, down the road, to Mr. Jackson's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There Mr. Moss would perform with little more than a boombox and a well-placed hat for tips. The tourists ate it up. "I would walk away from there in an hour with $100 to $200," he said. "I thought if they want me this bad, this is something that I should really get into."
Link

TV Typewriter

The cover story in the September 1973 issue of Radio-Electronics, an ancestor to Make, was "Build A TV Typewriter: Put Your Message On The Screen!" Female hackers, please don't read any further though. Unlike Make, Radio-Electronics was "for men with ideas in electronics." (Snort.) From the article:
 Mholley Radioelectronics Cover Sep73 640-1 This construction project started out as a, very low cost computer terminal for home use, but as it went together, we became aware of the many possible non-computer uses for such a device, particularly since it is priced right. What can you do with a machine that puts letters and numbers on an ordinary unmodified TV set?

Obviously, it's a computer terminal for timesharing services, schools, and experimental uses. It's a ham radio Teletype terminal. Coupled to the right services, it can also display news, stock quotations, time, and weather. It's a communications aide for the deaf. It's a teaching machine, particularly good for helping preschoolers learn the alphabet and words. It also keeps them busy for hours as an educational toy.

It's a super sales promoter, either locally or on a store wide basis. It's easily converted to a title machine for a video recorder. It's a message generator or "answer back" unit for advanced two way cable TV systems. Tied to a cassette recorder, it's an electronic notebook and study aid, or a custom catalog.
Link (via MetaFilter)

Invisibility shield

Scientists at the University of Pennsylvania have devised a possible new method to make an invisibility shield. The researcher's proposed "plasmonic screen" would prevent light from bouncing off an object, dramatically reducing its visibility. According to an article in News@Nature, there are many caveats regarding Star Trek-esque applications, but the theory still seems to hold water:
For visible-light shielding, says (scientist Nader) Engheta, nature has already provided suitable plasmonic materials: silver and gold. To reduce the scattering of longer-wavelength radiation such as microwaves, one could make the shield from a 'metamaterial': a large-scale structure with unusual electromagnetic properties, typically constructed from arrays of wire loops and coils.

(Scientist Andrea) Alù and Engheta's calculations show that spherical or cylindrical objects coated with such plasmonic shields do indeed produce very little light scattering. It is as though, when lit by light of the right wavelength, the objects become extremely small, so small that they cannot be seen.
Link

UPDATE: I did say there were caveats, but several readers were quite disappointed after reading in the full article that only microscopic particles could be made invisible to the naked eye.

Comp sci profs smackdown the movie studios

Seventeen distinguished comp sci profs, including some of the inventors of the Internet, have filed a brief in Grokster, the EFF's Supreme Court case that will establish whether it is legal for a technologist to make P2P software that doesn't attempt to detect and stop infringement. This brief kicks a lot of ass -- it is a learned, lucid and brilliant explanation of why the studios' call for self-censoring networks is doomed.
Amici write to call to the Court's attention several computer science issues raised by Petitioners [i.e., the movie and music companies] and amici who filed concurrent with Petitioners, and to correct certain of their technical assertions. First, the United States' description of the Internet's design is wrong. P2P networks are not new developments in network design, but rather the design on which the Internet itself is based. Second, a P2P network design, where the work is done by the end user's machine, is preferable to a design which forces work (such as filtering) to be done within the network, because a P2P design can be robust and efficient. Third, because of the difficulty in designing distributed networks, advances in P2P network design -- including BitTorrent and Respondents' [i.e., Grokster's and Streamcast's] software -- are crucial to developing the next generation of P2P networks, such as the NSF-funded IRIS Project. Fourth, Petitioners' assertion that filtering software will work fails to consider that users cannot be forced to install the filter, filtering software is unproven or that users will find other ways to defeat the filter. Finally, while Petitioners state that infringers' anonymity makes legal action difficult, the truth is that Petitioners can obtain IP addresses easily and have filed lawsuits against more than 8,400 alleged infringers. Because Petitioners seek a remedy that will hobble advances in technology, while they have other means to obtain relief for infringement, amici ask the Court to affirm the judgment below.
Link

Mechanical fly-catcher plays a burp after it kills

These mechanical devices are full of flybait. When a fly enters them, a sensor detects it and the jaws slam shut on it, then a sample of a belch is played. Link (via Red Ferret Journal)

Costa Rican telco wants to criminalize VoIP

The Costa Rican telecoms monopoly has proposed that making Voice over IP (VoIP) calls should be illegal. I lived in Costa Rica in 1992/1993, and back then, the phone network was a shambles. Very few of my friends had phones in their homes. Telephony was expensive and unreliable. Half the payphones in the Plaza Central were out of service. When I returned in 2001, it was much better, mostly due to the prevalance of mobile phones.
The Instituto Costarricense de Electricidad (ICE) said that it views VoIP as a value-added telecom service and, as such, it should be regulated. At its most Draconian, the proposal would make Internet telephoning a crime.

One Costa Rican official of an agency seeking to promote the Central American country's software industry said last week that ICE's proposal would be "disastrous" to the country's efforts to grow its software development and outsourcing businesses. The official, who asked that his name not be used, noted that Costa Rica has been rapidly growing its outsourcing business and low-cost telephone service is crucial to the growth of that business.

Link (Thanks, Alfie!)

KGB Guide to London released by MI5

A Cold-War-era KGB spy's guide to London has been released by the MI5 to the UK National Archives. I'd love to get a copy of this and make a modern edition!
It tells the spy everything he or she needs to know including about living and operating in London, from the best rendezvous points to tips for avoiding attention from the authorities.

For instance, a flat in South Kensington was "definitely an asset" as the area has a good reputation with the police, it said.

But central London should be avoided for meeting secret contacts because of the heavy police presence.

"Rendezvous should be arranged in the outlying districts. Thus one can pass through the central area with all its stores, museums, shops, subways etc to make sure one is not shadowed," the handbook warned.

Suggested rendezvous points included the Peter Pan statue in Kensington Gardens, the bandstand in Hendon Public Park, Chelsea Town Hall and the ABC Cafe opposite Ealing Broadway Underground Station.

Link (via We Make Money Not Art)

Update: Mike Ryan sez, "this is from the 1930's. A pedantic point, but the KGB wasn't called as such until 1953."

Update 2: CMH sez, "You can look at picutures of the documents here."

RemixReading Creative Commons event tonight in Reading, England!

RemixReading is a public project in Reading, England, to get local culture creators to share and collaborate with one another using the brand new Creative Commons UK licenses. Organizer Tom Chance sez, "Our launch event is kicking off today after a couple of months of running the website, with hundreds of pieces of work already submitted. We've got a great lineup with some local bands and electronica artists, an established independent guitarist, an African drum collective that plays at WOMAD, a cool art exhibition, and a beat-esque room with poetry, painting, jamming and recording. We'll also be launching a remix competition at the event. Make sure you come along if you're within a train or taxi ride from the venue!"
Venue: South Street (http://www.readingarts.com/venues/southstreet.asp) arts centre, Reading, RG1 4QU. Map (http://www.readingarts.com/venues/howtofindus.asp)

Times: Turn up at 5pm for the press conference, 5.30pm for the soundcheck & warmup, and 7pm for the main event.

Price: We'll be charging ÂŁ2 on the door, except for VIPs and those playing in the main auditorium. The venue is limited to 300 people, with 220 in the main auditorium at any one time, so get there early to avoid disappointment!

Link (Thanks, Tom!)

Euro software patents reanimated through corrupt officials 0wned by Microsoft

In the wake of the elected European Parliament turning down software patents in Europe and demanding that the discussion be restarted, the arrogant bureaucrats at the European Commission have declined to do so, at the behest of two apparatchicks who have been bought off by Microsoft. This is revolting -- democracy overturned by money. Here's the FFII take action page, and here's the (currently overwhelmed) explanation at NoSoftwarePatents. Slashdot Link (Thanks, Donna and Everyman!)

When is it better to light a candle, and when to curse the darkness, scientifically speaking?

The Mind Hacks blog -- which supports the fantastic O'Reilly book that explains how your brain works and how to play with it -- has a great riff today on the saying that it is "better to light a candle than curse the darkness," exploring how adaptive night vision actually suggests that lighting a candle might not be the best answer to darkness.
She says: It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness

He says: I wouldn't be so sure, maybe a candle would destroy your night-vision - without the candle your eyes could adjust to the lowered light levels (a process called adaptation, [Hack #26])

She says: But if you're in total darkness, there's no light at all to adjust to seeing

He says: Good point, so maybe it should be "It's better to wait for a bit, then, if your eyes don't adjust, you should light a candle rather than curse the darkness"

Link (via Ambiguous)

Deluded Sony music exec can't read his own study

A music exec from Sony BMG is telling anyone who'll listen that when his company introduces DRM-crippled CDs into the American market that people won't mind, citing a survey that purports to support this. CoCo Blog analyzes the study and comes to some different conclusions.
The words "not overwhelmingly antagonistic" are an interesting choice for a report that cheerfully concludes that "when given a choice between a normal music CD and a 'copy-once' CD priced $5 less, 33% of those who do not rip CDs and 27% who rip CDs preferred the copy-once CDs." So, to keep in the crude phrasing, two thirds of the (CD) users do not prefer a 'copy-once' CD, even at a lower price...

The distinction between rippers and non-rippers is interesting, if one takes it as a difference between users who do and do not make active fair uses (presumed that the do's keep from (subsequent) infringing uses). With a margin of 6% it seems that even the people that do not copy CDs (yet), are not so eager to hand over this possible (fair) use. I would say that there is an awareness with (these) users that copy-protection is not something to buy into under the current conditions. And I'd say that a median of 70% saying "No" could qualify as "antagonistic", overwhelmingly or not.

Link (via Copyfight)

Google Toolbar: like a beloved butler, and a great way to support your favorite authors

More on why the Google Toolbar -- which you can ask to rewrite the webpages you look at to link ISBN to Amazon records and addresses to map displays -- is good news:
  • My cow-orker Fred von Lohmann posts this great analogy: "Imagine I have a butler whom I task with going through what drops into my mail slot each morning. His job? To annotate my snail mail. He goes through the advertising circulars and researches whether better prices are available anywhere else. He gets me a map of every return address. Maybe I ask him to anticipate needs I don't even know I have yet. If he does something I don't like, I replace him... Of course, we have to make sure the butler doesn't try to take over and act like a jail warden (i.e., monopolists forcing you to take a butler). And we don't want the butler to sneak into your house when you're not looking (i.e., spyware). But Google's Toolbar seems to be a pretty good butler -- it's not like he hides his presence, and you can fire him anytime you like (it's not as though Google's leading position in search gives it much ability to force its butler on you; you can choose from lots of other 'toolbar' apps that can submit searchs to Google)."
  • Plenty of Cowbell asks whether I like the sight of an ISBN corresponding to one of my books being rewritten. My answer: Hell ya! This shows how an authors' association like the Science Fiction Writers of America could collect its members' ISBNs and affiliate IDs for their favorite web-stores and provide plugins that would rewrite every single instance of my ISBNs on pages viewed through the plugin with a link to my affiliate account on Amazon, making me some serious coin. Wanna support an author? Install her plugin and help her feed her kids. Wanna support a charity? Install its plugin and have all the affiliate links rewritten to its benefit. Wanna support youself? Install the plugin that rewrites every ISBN with your own affiliate ID.

Greedy DRM vendors want more in royalties than the total market for digital music

Open Mobile Alliance is a DRM system for mobile phones that costs $1 per handset to implement. It's supposed to stop people from making unauthorized copies of the music on their phones (in other words, to make their phones work less well). Last year, 684 million phones were sold. At $1 per phone, that's $684 million in royalties for this value-destroying DRM which is supposed to support the digital music download market. The entire market for downloadable music last year was less than $684 million.

When you fight DRM for a living, it can seem hopeless. Then the greedy fools who make the stuff go and shoot themselves in the head with dumb crap like this and you realize that there is hope after all. Link (Thanks, Fred!)

Hackery hoodie with "1337" embroidery

This embroidered 1337 (hacker-speak for "leet" or "elite") hoodie is just right -- an inside joke that looks like something from the school football team unless you're in the know, then it's all chess-club, baby. Link (via Preshrunk)

Alien sculpture

A massive and intimidating Giger-esque Alien sculpture is up for auction on eBay. Starting bid is $3999:
 Ebay Images Md-Lf-Ali00This amazing ALIEN-like sculpture is made out of scrap metal and old auto parts such as nuts & bolts, connecting rods, motorcycle chains, gears, spark plugs, bearings, springs and whatever can be found in junkyards. Artists spent approximately 2 months to create this incredible piece of art by collecting different parts from the junkyards and welding them together piece by piece. It was polished and coated with lacquer to prevent it from rusting. This sculptre is about 7 feet in height, comes in 7 different pieces legs, body, left arm, right arm, head and tail with incredible details. Very easy to assemble just need some muscles. We never put him on a scale but the estimate weight is about 300-400 lbs. This will be a great conversation piece in any living rooms.
The same artists are also auctioning junkyard models of the USS Enterprise, Predator, Boba Fett, and Robbie the Robot. Link (Thanks, Michael-Anne Rauback!)

Floppy disk among clues leading to BTK capture

Dennis Rader, the former ADT security systems worker alleged to be the BTK killer, was identified in part by "hidden" traces of data on a floppy disk.
Two weeks ago, BTK dropped off a package at Kansas television station KAKE, which included a floppy disk linked to a computer at Rader's church. "They asked me if I had a list of people who had access to our computer and I provided a list of people for them," said the Rev. Michael Clark of Christ Lutheran Church. "Yes, [Rader] was [on that list]."
According to reports, the disk had been used before. Investigators "electronically peeled it back" to reveal older data that had not been erased when the disk was written over with newer information -- a common digital forensics technique. A computer from a local library has reportedly also been seized. Link

Naked Sushi: just one more bite.

Link to full-size. Oh, (world-weary sigh), Boing Boing readers email us their unsolicited party photos constantly. I mean, grainy Nyataimori phonecam snaps are a dime a gig these days. But occasionally, some really good ones evade our jaded killfiles and overcooked-meme detectors. Link to gallery for someone's yakuza-themed soiree, which includes these lovely naked sushi shots (they're pretty PG-13, no full nudity): (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8) (9), (10), (11), (12). (Thanks, Poul, who shot 'em all).
Previously: Web Zen -- Sushi Zen. See also this fine series of snapshots on Siege's blog (site NSFW): Link 1, Link 2.

Update: Matt says, "I hope this doesn't come off as know-it-allish, but just FYI, the Japanese word for sushi served on a naked lady is not nyataimori but nyotaimori (女体盛り):

nyo (女) - woman
tai (体) - body
mori (盛り) - helping, plateful, serving, arrangement, etc.
I guess it's possible that nyataimori is some regionally-accented version, but I've never heard of it and Google doesn't turn much up. Incidentally the male version is 男体盛り, usually pronounced nantaimori."

Mister T on a Microchip

Beats Jesus on a tortilla or Virgin Mary toast. This Mr. T image was found on a Dallas Semiconductor single-chip T1 transceiver integrated circuit. Similar finds are on display at Molecular Expressions.
Link (thanks, Matt). In related news, a new Mister T. comic is coming soon: Link

Awesome hip-hop flyers from the '70s, '80s

Link to full-size image. In. Fucking. Credible. gallery of early hip-hop flyers. Page takes forever to load, all of the images (dozens of 'em) are slapped on one endless static page. But what an amazing collection! Maybe someone with time, basic html skillz, and love for old-school will feel inspired to contact these guys and volunteer some web makeover services.
Link to image gallery (Thanks, Sean and Happy Birthday!).

Poison garden opens in UK

Barney Stephens says,
The Duchess of Northumberland's controversial poison garden has been officially opened. Cannabis, opium poppies, magic mushrooms and coca - the source of cocaine - all feature at the centuries-old Alnwick Garden.
Link

Stealth butt plugs and predigital dildonics of yesteryear

The Museum of Quackery is an interesting place. In their online collection, you'll find "The Recto Rotor," once touted as "The Latest and Most Efficient Invention for the Quick Relief of Piles, Constipation, and Prostate Trouble," and a "prostate gland warmer" which promised to "stimulate the abdominal brain." The latter consisted of a 4.25", um, probe, and a blue lightbulb on a 9' cord which lit up when, um, plugged in.
Link (Thanks, Bruce Sterling).

Proposed law: criminal background warnings for dating, networking sites

Declan McCullagh writes:
Herb Vest believes that true love should come with a criminal-background check. Vest is the chief executive of True.com, an online dating service that pledges to verify whether your dream date is a convicted felon or, worse yet, already married.

"Although criminal-background screening is not entirely foolproof, we owe it to our members to provide a truly wholesome environment for online courtship," Vest said last year.

This would be an engaging but otherwise unremarkable business plan, except for one twist. Instead of competing head-to-head with his rivals in the business world, Vest has veered into the political world by pressing for new laws that would put True.com's competitors at a severe disadvantage.

Vest has managed to convince legislators in states including California, Texas, Virginia, and Michigan to sponsor bills that would target rival dating sites like Match.com, Yahoo Personals, Spring Street Networks, craigslist and eHarmony...it would regulate far more than just dating sites. The California bill introduced last week covers any Web site offering "compatibility" or "social referral services"--a sweeping definition that encompasses everything from high-school reunion site Classmates.com to a matchmaking site for a tennis doubles tournament.

Under the California proposal, social referral services Friendster.com and Google's Orkut.com would be on the hook for fines of millions of dollars a day if they declined to post a warning similar to the one above on California members' ads or profiles.

Link

Web Zen: Sushi Zen

* eating guide
* maker
* fugu
* kosher
* hello kitty
* chocolate
* twinkie
* candy
* more chocolate
* gifts
* wind up
* pillows
* clock
* usb
* which kind are you?
* table manners
* iron stomach
Image: sushi served on the body of a clothes-free hottie. web zen home, web zen store, (Thanks, Frank). Previously: Naked Lady Sushi parody website from Japan, Naked Sushi Lady history. See also this FAQ/FQA on "Nyataimori": Link

RES digital film screening in LA tonight

In LA tonight: This month's RES digital shorts screening features works RESFEST 2004 Audience Award winning works from Peter Cornwell (Ward 13) Jared Hess (Napoleon Dynamite), Olivier Gondry, and Michel Gondry (Walkie Talkie Man), whose Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind took home an Oscar last night. Videos to be screened include Shynola's latest for Beck, Death Cab for Cutie, Lemon Jelly, The Postal Service and more. More reasons to go: first 100 people in the door get free Converse sneakers, great deejays, and a number of the featured filmmakers will be present for the ceremonial rubbing-of-elbows and dropping-of-names. 8PM @ The Egyptian.
Link

National Geo goes Bollywood; Bollycat deja vu decrypter

Apul of indophile blog Sepia Mutiny sez:
The February issue of National Geographic Magazine has a comprehensive feature about Bollywood by "Maximum City" author Suketa Mehta. While he offers readers a behind-the-scenes look at the production of the hit film Veer-Zaara, the true gem of this package is a narrated photo essay by William Albert Allard. The magazine also delves into the Indian film industry's less-than-stellar counterpart in Pakistan, dubbed Lollywood.
Link to multimedia feature (Flash).

While you're at it, check out Bollycat. Apul explains: "Watching Bollywood films can often strike you with a maddening case of deja vu. You think you've seen the movie before, but you just can't identify the what, when and where of your suspicion. Enter Bollycat, a new web site created by a team of students at SUNY Rockland, which aims to link Bollywood films to their Hollywood 'inspirations.'"

SciFi.com offers free Battlestar Galactica download

BB reader Alfie sez, "SciFi Channel are offering the first episode in the remake of Battlestar Galactica free from their site, ad-less, uncut, and with deleted scenes. Not bad!" Link to show home page, and direct link to streaming video for episode "33" in entirety. See also: Battlestar Galactica Season 2 This Summer /. Link

Japanese robo-mannequin

Image: A robotic mannequin named "Palette" strutting her stuff in Tokyo earlier today. Designed by SGI Japan and Flower Robotics for the fashion industry, she packs a motion detector sensor and the ability to memorize and pose dozens of motion-captured movements. She was born for the runway, and runs on blow and celery sticks goes on sale later this year.
Link to news story, link to image. This is the same team behind "Posy," the "flower girl robot" released in 2002: Link to Japanese press release.

Star Wars-themed handmade handbags

Purseuing, a blog dedicated to awesome handbags, points to several eBay listings for odd, Star-Wars-themed ladies' accessories. The Chewbacca neck purse and the Yoda Head coin purse auctions are closed, but bidding appears to be live for this handbag made from an old Entertainment Weekly magazine.
(thanks, Julie Hall)

Moment of couture ad zen: Biasia "doll" spread

Kigurimi couture? Pierpaolo Ferrari's obliquely unsettling print campaign for the 2005 Francisco Biasia handbag collection. Click on bag names or "Season Campaign" for individual images.
Link. Worksafe, but obnoxious Flash interface with sound. (thanks, Philip)

U2 vs. Negativland iPod

In December, artist Francis Hwang's prank auction of a parody "U2 vs. Negativland iPod" was shut down by eBay at Apple's request. (Previous post here.) Now Hwang is selling the iPod on his own site. All profits from the sale will go to Downhill Battle, an organization "working to break the major label monopoly of the record industry and put control back in the hands of musicians and fans."
 Img Iuvnse Box-Front In 1991, the experimental sound collage band Negativland released a single called “U2”, which extensively sampled both U2’s hit single “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” and colorful studio recordings of Top 40 disc jockey Casey Kasem. This offbeat recording would have languished in obscurity if weren’t for Island Records, U2’s record label, which decided to sue Negativland and their independent label SST Records for deceptive packaging and copyright infringement. After a protracted legal battle, Negativland’s legal funds were exhausted and they settled out of court. Today, it is illegal to produce the “U2” single in the United States. (U2, on the other hand, would go on to use unauthorized samples of appropriated satellite video in their Zoo TV tour.)

Now you can commemorate this ignoble episode in intellectual property history with the Unauthorized iPod U2 vs. Negativland Special Edition. From its packaging to its pre-installed content, this unauthorized iPod modification is an artful mash-up of the forces of corporate megarock and obscure experimental music, and a provocative symbol of the ongoing struggle between those who would confine culture and those who would free it.
Link to auction, Link to Wired News article

Punk rock accoutrements for kids

Online shop "The Cradle Rocks" sells punk stuff for angst-ridden toddlers -- like the skull and crossbones kiddie plate set, shown here, plus some crazy two-headed mutant rag dolls and baby's first combat boots.
Link

Update: Damon Bacheller says,

I'm the web person for www.thecradlerocks.com. I noticed it appeared on boingboing today. There is an issue with the shared SSL, and getting the host to fix this problem. We're working on it, and hope to have it fixed asap. In the meantime, users can be assured their information is in a safe place, and orders can be placed securely.

Cosplay art in NYC

"Cosplayers," a video by Guangzhou-based photographer, videographer, and performance artist Cao Fei, will be on display from March 4 through April 9 at Lombard-Freid Fine Arts in New York. Shown here, a screengrab from the 8-minute piece.
Link to gallery of 18 video stills.

"Mac father" Jef Raskin: in memoriam

Personal computing pioneer Jef Raskin passed away this weekend.
Raskin is best known for starting the Macintosh project at Apple in the late seventies, though his later career as an expert in computer interfaces was overshadowed by controversy over who 'fathered' the Macintosh. Though Raskin conceived of the Mac, he was usurped by Steve Jobs, who put his own distinctive mark on the machine we know today.
Link to obit post on CultOfMac.

Update: BoingBoing's founder Mark Frauenfelder says:

This is really sad. I saw Jef last fall, and he seemed to be in good health. Jef wrote many wonderful ideas for me when I was an editor at Wired. He also wrote some really funny (and true) stories for the print edition of bOING bOING under the nom de plume "El Jefe." He was a wonderful artist, musician, and inventor. He'll be missed.

Funny typo on Air Canada sticker

Picture 2-7 Are airport security workers putting their no-longer needed pornographic materials in passengers' suitcases? This Air Canada luggage sticker reads: "THIS BAGGAGE HAS BEEN X-RATED AT POINT OF ORIGIN."
Link (Thanks, Greg!)

New Jim Woodring print: "The Confidence Bird"

 Printdetail Images Bird5 Pressure Printing is selling a 12" x 14" print of a Jim Woodring illustration called "The Confidence Bird." It costs $200 and is limited to 100 signed copies. (Tiny detail shown here.) The included frame and corner mounts are beautiful, too.
Link (Thanks, Scott!)

Python in a toilet

 2005 02 24 Images Homepg Snake218A man in St. Petersburg, Florida lassoed a snake that was poking its head out from his toilet. It turned out that the snake was a six-foot-long African rock python. Link (via Fortean Times)

HOWTO curse in Yiddish -- WARNING

Swearasaurus is a directory of curses in languages other than English. The Yiddish curse section is stupendous. I'm taking notes.
He should give it all away to doctors...
He should crap blood and pus...
He should have a large store, and whatever people ask for he shouldn’t have, and what he does have shouldn’t be requested...
All his teeth should fall out except one to make him suffer...
I should outlive him long enough to bury him.
Link (via MeFi)

Update: Some readers report that this site trips their anti-spyware software. I use Firefox and OS X, so I am immune. You may not be so lucky. On the other hand, the anti-spyware could just be overzealous. Who knows?

Update 2: Ed Bott sez, "I am the author of the best-selling books Windows XP Inside Out and Windows Security Inside Out. I can tell you for a fact that this site offers to install a known piece of deceptive software (aka spyware) on the computer of anyone who visits. It uses social engineering techniques to trick the visitor into accepting the installation. In my opinion, you should remove this link as a service to your readers." Forewarned is forearmed.

Update 3:Ran Li sez, "The Alternative Dictionaries provides a similar service, with entries sorted alphabetically, PDF versions (the whole thing or for individual languages), and no spyware."

Vintage PC magazine ads

1000bit has a jaw-dropping gallery of scanned in vintage magazine ads for old computer systems. Link (Thanks, Olli!)

Graffito of a dog humping R2D2

Found via the Flickr graffiti tag RSS --deepwarren's photo of a fantastic stencil of a doggie having its way with R2D2. Link

Learn German from Deutsche Welle

Paul sez, "For years Deutsche Welle, Germany's government-run international shortwave radio station, has been broadcasting German language lessons in English, for their worldwide audience. Now, the audio lessons are available for download from their website, along with the accompanying text (pdf). It appears to be quite comprehensive, too. I'd love to see other countries setting up similar courses on the web, for their respective languages." Link (Thanks, Paul!)

Update: Bug sez, "the BBC also does this. They have English, Irish, Welsh, and Scottish Gaelic, along with French, German, Italian and Spanish and a whole bunch of others at a variety of levels."

Brain-pacemaker show great success in treating depression

Researchers in Toronto have had success with direct brain stimulation of mood-controlling areas as a means of treating depression -- they liken it to a pacemaker for the brain.
Four women and two men had electrodes planted deep into their brain to stimulate one of the areas involved in mood control.

Each underwent local anaesthetic before doctors drilled two small holes in their skulls. Then, using magnetic resonance imaging to guide them, doctors inserted two thin electrode wires into the brain area. The other ends of the wires were threaded under the scalp down to the lower neck area.

Next, the patients underwent a general anaesthetic to have a pulse generator implant, the "pacemaker", sewn in under the skin of their chest. The wires were hooked up to this to provide constant brain stimulation...

All six volunteers reported acute effects once the current was switched on. These included a sudden brightening of the room and a "disappearing of the void".

Link (via We Make Money Not Art)

Does Google complain if you reformat its pages? Nope

Yesterday, I posted a link to Yoz Grahame's rant on Google Toolbar, a service that lets you change the webpages on your screen so that things like ISBNs and addresses are automatically linked to database entries on various services.

One question that arises from this is: how would Google feel if you were to provide a service that reformatted its pages for others to use? As it turns out, Google routinely allows it. Here are three examples:

  1. W3C HTML Validator: Scrapes Google and reformats it, commenting on its use of html, linking to relevant elements of the spec
  2. Bobby Accessibility Validator: Scrapes Google and reformats it, commenting on its adherence to accessibility guidelines
  3. For Me To Poop On: Scrapes Google and reformats it with a large, floating pile of dogshit drawn over the screen

Update: Phil adds, "don't forget GooglePreview, the Firefox extension that adds dinky thumbnail views of websites directly onto the Google search results page."

Update 2: Nearly forgot my favorite: The Internet Archive scrapes Google, reformats it, and replaces all the links with links to cached historical versions of Google's pages.

Update 3: Two more gooduns: Scroogle "scrapes Google, discards the ads, removes cookie, and has access log deleted after 7 days" (Thanks, Philip!); and Gizoogle "scrapes Google entries...and reformats them from Snoop Dogg's internet perspecizzle" (Thanks, J!).

Update 4: Not always, though: George reminds us that "Julian Bond wrote a PHP script to reformat Google News searches as RSS and Google had him take it down. He was simply aggregating data from Google News, which is exactly what Google News does to other sites."

Update 5: Christoph sez, "Marcos Weskamp's excellent newsmap is remixing Google News for quite some time now and it's still running. Perhaps he has reached some agreement by now, but when he presented his project at Ars Electronica last year he mentioned that he's scraping Google News."

Update 6: Google Mirror scrapes Google result screens and reverses them (Thanks, John!).

Halle Berry accepts "Razzie" for Catwoman, calls it a "piece of shit"

The Razzies are joke awards given for actors and filmmakers who produce crappy movies. It's rare for a Razzie "winner" to make a personal appearance at the awards, but Halle Berry gets my vote for coolest person in Hollywood for not only showing up to get a Razzie for Catwoman, but also making a very funny speech:
Berry was named worst actress of 2004 by the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation for her performance in "Catwoman" and she showed up to accept her "Razzie" carrying the Oscar she won in 2002 for "Monster's Ball."

"They can't take this away from me, it's got my name on it!" she quipped. A raucous crowd cheered her on as she gave a stirring recreation of her Academy Award acceptance speech, including tears.

She thanked everyone involved in "Catwoman," a film she said took her from the top of her profession to the bottom.

"I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit," she said as she dragged her agent on stage and warned him "next time read the script first."

Link (via JWZ)

Big Media's anti-pay-TV campaign from 1967

The proponents of the loathsome Broadcast Flag, which seeks to limit your ability to freely manipulate, archive and move the TV shows you record, weren't always opponents of freedom and television. Back in 1967, the TV broadcasters and the movie studios ran a propaganda campaign to defeat the early Pay TV systems. Here's a wonderful old video clip from that era, a bumper that was shown before movies urging Californians to sign a petition against Pay TV.
In 1967, when one of the first pay TV services was preparing to launch in California, Hollywood and the networks helped defeat the service because they didn't want the competition. Theater owners organized a KEEP TV FREE campaign, with PSAs like this one running in movie houses before feature films.

Though this particular campaign was limited to California, the advertising industry and television networks have long argued a similar case. When Vance Packard, Ralph Nader, Peggy Charren, and other critics attacked advertising in the 1950s, 1970s, and 1980s (respectively), defenders of industry often cited a common refrain: "advertising provides free news and entertainment."

In other words, the major networks (in conjunction with the ad industry) have promoted the idea that television is free for decades. Now that viewers have taken their word for it by recording and sharing TV shows freely, the industry only has itself to blame.

Link (Thanks, Carrie!)
week of 02/27/2005