Angry remix of "You can click, but you can't hide"

This website has been erected out of consumer outcry over the passing of sites that facilitate the downloading of perpetually copyrighted motion pictures. The unauthorized downloading of motion pictures denies thousands of dishonest, lazy executives of their crack smoking livelihood, and is the only way to bring an artistically bankrupt monopoly under control. Downloading movies without authorization violates laws distorted beyond their original intent, is not tangible theft, and is impossible to stop. You can't catch everyone. The only way to win is to stop waging war on your customers and accept the fact that we are in control, not you. You brought this on yourself.