Masking the offensive odor of catastrophe

By at 9:39 am Wednesday, Feb 9

Odor Screen is a "calming vanilla aroma" product designed to cover up the bad smells that waft up from scenes of mass carnage.
Odor Screen alters the perception of burnt flesh, decomposing flesh, infected wounds, vomit and other offensive bodily fluids or tissues.

Odor Screen provides Innovative Safeguard Against Offensive Odors, Protects Emergency, Medical and Military Personnel from Exposure to Debilitating and Traumatic Odors, Helps Promote Mental Health and Well-Being

Odor Screen is an Olfactory Perception Altering Compound for professionals and private consumers who operate in environments where offensive odors are present.

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