How do you say "soylent green" in Estonian?

I think we've blogged the archive of Soviet-era Estonian TV ads from which this 30-second nightmare originates, but I can't find the post. Regardless, the Web often drags in old things that become new again. The vintage TV ad for minced chicken flesh that greets you on the other side of this link may cause brain scarification. Perhaps they're trying to convey the sense of terror the chicken feels.
Link, and mirror, spotted on Steven F's blog. (via Wiley Wiggins).

Update: Steven F has called for a remix competition. Is it possible to make this weird ad any weirder? Break out the laptops and Marilyn Manson MP3s, and find out: Link