week of 12/19/2004

Happy holidays from BoingBoing.

Image: Xeni's family tree.

East LA Xmas tamale pilgrimage

Phonecam snapshots from a family pilgrimage to the best tamale shop in Los Angeles, Tamales Lilianas, on First street near Cesar Chavez. We passed some beautiful makeshift Christmas altares in the street, big murals of la virgen de guadalupe all decked out with tinsel and fake pine wreaths and Hello Kitty and blinkie Snoopy lights. And guys on the street were selling pirated CDs of of Mexican holiday pop music. Cheesy carols from Los Bukis and stuff, bootlegged, on blankets. I love the street in East LA this time of year.

Tamales are an essential holiday tradition in Mexico and in every place where Mexico is felt. Christmas without them is like going tree-less. There's always a long line at Lilianas if you wait until Christmas Eve to go pick them up, but the longest of lines is a small penitencia to pay for that fragrant corn vapor that fills the car on the drive home. If there is a perfect scent, this is it. I sat in the back seat, with the bag pulled up around my face like I was huffing glue. Maybe Liliana sneaks a little crack into the masa or something. Me intoxican. De dulce, de rajas con carne, de pollo con chile verde, y sencillo, de elote. Irresistibles.
Larger phone-snap images: Steaming hot bag of fresh tamales, La Virgen on Cesar Chavez, and long line outside Lilianas.

Merry Geeksmas

Image: Holiday nude shot by tech law journalist Declan McCullagh, founder of the awesome tech news list politech.

Link to full-size.

MP3s of Yugoslavia's Fake '50s Mexican Songsters

Amazing site with MP3s, artist info, and background on Mexican-themed entertainment from Yugoslavia in the 1950s.

BB reader Dan Berkes says, "Meet the Slavic Mexicans! How a Cold War lover's quarrel resulted in one Eastern European nation's adoption of Mexican music and movies. Does this make Tito the father of the mashup?"

In 1948, the Yugoslav leader Josip Broz Tito (May 7, 1892 - May 4, 1980) broke up with the Soviet leader Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin (Dec. 21, 1879 - March 5, 1953) and Yugoslavia was on the brink of war with the Soviet Union. There were tanks on both sides of the border and Tito's regime imprisoned many Soviet sympathizers (real or just suspected). Russian films were suddenly not so popular anymore.

Yugoslav authorities had to look somewhere else for film entertainment. They found a suitable country in Mexico: it was far away, the chances of Mexican tanks appearing on Yugoslav borders were slight and, best of all, in Mexican films they always talked about revolution in the highest terms. How could an average moviegoer know that it was not the Yugoslav revolution?

Link. I'm a big fan of Mexican popular music from that same period, but this is pretty mindblowing. Behind the iron sombrero.

Update: BoingBoing reader meeroh says, "Naturally, the Yu-Mex mashup was parodied, with the parodies often far better than the originals. One of my favorite parodies songs is here (MP3), and the somewhat poorly transcribed lyrics are here.

Chewie the Rookie Wookie

BB reader Isaac says,

"Remember the days before George Lucas so tightly controlled the Star Wars franchise? The days when there could be a Star Wars Christmas Special on TV? Cleaning out my garage, I found an old 45 RPM record from 1977: The Rebel Force Band, performing "Chewie the Rookie Wookie" (sort of Motown) and "May the Force Be With You" (imagine a lounge singer doing a version of "Sunrise, Sunset" - that's what it sounds like). Of course, nowadays something like this would never get off the ground; it's just not as sophisticated as Ewoks, Jar Jar Binks, or that Jake kid."
Link

Bad Type

Cool work from a graphic designer who loves typography. Link (thanks, Siege)

Dutch eDonkey site owners released

Snip from the Register:
Seven people arrested last week by Dutch law enforcement officials for offering links to allegedly copyright-infringing content have been released. The group shared thousands of movies, games and music files through eDonkey and BitTorrent files.

Dutch lobby organisation BREIN remains likely to start criminal procedures against the site owners. BREIN believes that warez group DVD Europe Team, which shares illegal copies of movies as soon as they are released in cinemas, is part of the group that hosted the files.

Link (Via DMCA-Discuss)

Gingerbread Kama Sutra

These desperate amateur cookies will do anything to stay warm. Site includes recipes. Link (Thanks, Rose).

EPIC's New Year Privacy Resolutions

Chris Hoofnagle from EPIC says, "Marc Rotenberg and I came up with this list of ten privacy resolutions for 2005. Don't just try to lose weight next year, try to lose the data brokers too." Link

Space Station sightings

BoingBoing reader Uncle Horn Head says, "I heard on NPR this afternoon that in the coming days it will be possible to see the International Space Station with the naked eye. NASA has posted a massive list of world cities with optimal viewing times."

That spot was a chat between Ira Flatow and Alex Chadwick on the NPR program "Day to Day," to which I'm a contributing tech correspondent. Here's the audio for that segment: Link

Reader Philip Downey adds, "The site heavens-above.com tells you when ANY satellite is going over anywhere in the world. One neat feature is going back a day in time to figure out what you saw last night."

Taco grease eco-bus update

BB reader Chris from Bay Area Vegetarians says, "It was cool to see the earlier post on boingboing about the bio diesel busy. A friend of mine is actually on board and part of the team. They have a blog documenting the trip. It's full of cool photos!"

Link

And reader Eric Case says, "Over at the BiodieselBlog, I posted about something similar back in April: Link. They're using the oil left over from fish processing as biodiesel: Link."

BoingBoing stats under construction

A quick housekeeping note: We're taking our web stats offline for a bit, while we dig into some technical considerations to ensure maximum clarity. We'll make them public again when that's complete.

New bluetooth phone virus

BB reader moblog kid says, "A new mobile virus disguises itself as the game metal gear solid, disables all antivral software, and sends the cabir/sexxxy.sis virus to anyone in bluetooth distance. What i dont get is why there is no payload!" Link

Insight into ocular mod

Following up on my earlier post today about JewelEye, Shannon Larratt of the excellent Body Modification Ezine points to his wife Rachel's personal account of Cosmetic Extraocular Implantation. Shannon says Rachel was the first American to have the procedure done. And I was very wrong in my original post: self-installation is clearly not an option. Rachel writes:
"The procedure itself involved injecting a liquid to elevate and separate the layers of the eyeball, which helps the surgeon with the placement of the implant under the conjunctiva (in old age, many people build up calcium deposits in this area, so our eye is actually designed to handle material stuck there). A small flap is cut, and the implant is inserted. After it was in place, they began suctioning out the liquid that was used to elevate the layers. After a few weeks, the liquid will dissipate and the implant will become even more visible."
Link

Public Record

Publicrecord BB pal Terre Thaemlitz, who created my personal directory page Web site, just designed the new "Public Record" archive for audio activist ensemble Ultra-red. It's faxtastic. Link

Iranian graphics

 Images Posters 015-1 Last week, my wife stumbled upon a small monograph of the work of Iranian graphic designer Reza Abedini. Arabic Farsi Arabic (!) script is naturally beautiful, and I think Abedini's compositions, with text often a central graphic element, are incredibly fresh and emotional. Today, my friend Anne Sanger sent me a link to a great "Who's Who in Iranian Posters" page with links to even more information about the country's happening graphic design scene. Link

Ocular mod

Cei2Developed by the Netherlands Institute for Innovative Ocular Surgery, the 3.5mm Cosmetic Extraocular Implant (brand name: JewelEye) is available in various shapes and apparently can be self-installed.
"Earrings, make-up and more recently tattoos and piercings are accepted forms of body cosmetics. Surprisingly, no jewelry is available for the organ that is most important in social interactions, the eye."
Link (via MetaFilter)

Starbucks email prank

Read what happens when a new Starbucks corporate office employee gets into a bizarre email exchange with a prankster pretending to be the CEO / president.
I know this may seem petty, but Ms. Crisholm should have told you how we feel about goatees or facial hair in our corporate offices. While I realize they may be considered stylish and acceptable in our Starbucks outlets, we ask that men refrain from wearing them in our corporate offices as we are trying to uphold a certain image. That includes earrings and other piercings on men, which I do not tolerate at all. Unfortunately, there's little we can do about the appearance of our counter people no matter how much we try. I certainly wish this weren't the case, because most of them have absolutely no loyalty to our brand, and they have done nothing but tarnish our image. I hope you understand our position. Please have it removed by Monday.
Link (Thanks, Scott!)

Babes in space

 Babesinspace Images Robobbe2Fun gallery of old science fiction pulp covers featuring babes organized by category: Babes with Blasters, Babes in Bondage, Babes of Myth, Alien Babes, Babes with a Grip, Robobabes, Babes in Charge, Experimental Babes, Babes under Glass. Link (Thanks, Avi!)

Pulp Xmas

Video mashup of Pulp Fiction with vintage Rankin-Bass holiday animation. Link (Thanks, Perry E. Metzger, also spotted on Adam Fields)

Eco-bus runs on taco grease

In Mexico City, a group of ecologists are wandering from taqueria to taqueria in search of waste cooking oil to fuel an old school bus for an environmental awareness tour from California to Costa Rica.
The bus, which ran on avocado oil during a week-long drive down from the U.S. border, is being used to prove that vehicles can run on recycled fuels that pollute less than gasoline as it chugs around oil refineries, factories and eateries collecting vegetable oil.

"We're running low, we have to score some oil today," said environmentalist Zak Zaidman as crew members called around the greasiest-sounding eateries in the city's phone directory.

Link to Reuters story, Link to Tucson Citizen article. (Thanks, Isaac)

1965 Ski Mask HOWTO

If your grannie knits you one of these, run like hell, then call the cops. Excerpts from a "roll your own ski mask" article from a mid-'60s issue of McCall's Magazine. You know, they have fetish websites for this sort of thing nowadays. Link. The horror. The HORROR. (thanks, Cameron)

Moment of pirated Chinese DVD zen

Image: the cover of a pirated "Kill Bill" DVD in China with the headline "HERE COMES THE BRINE." BoingBoing reader Jon Rahoi says:
I'm living in mainland China for a couple of months. The dearth of English TV and the terrible quality of Chinese shows made me set out, on my very first day, to a local DVD store.

They're on every street. These people must listen to and watch a fair number of movies and CDs. But since the average wage here is, very roughly, US$150 a month, and the average DVD costs about US$15 back home, how can they afford it? Do they get a continental discount?

I walked in and got right to the discount rack. Dozens of American and foreign movies were on sale for 6RMB, about 75¢! The full-price ones ranged from 12-18RMB ($1.50 - $2.25.) Obviously, these are copies, fakes, pirate booty. But how good are they? For the sake of journalistic thoroughness, I bought 35 of them.

(...) The DVD cases are works of pirate art. They are all made in the same style from hard glossy cardboard. Cheaply made, but professionally graphically designed. They're so uniform, you can tell they almost all come from one maker. What makes them art, though, are the mistakes: made by a genius dyslexican who flunked the TOEFL. English literacy here is almost zero. A Chinese person picking up a movie to buy would not read the title, the quotes, the description, or the credits if they were in English. But any American movie case has to have English, right?

Here's a report on Jon's blog, Link, and here's another entry on the in-theater experience -- "To The Chinaplex": Link

BoingBoing reader Charles Lin adds,

I lived in China for a short while, and the pirated DVD's tend to have OCR errors. How they got "brine" from "bride" is a horrid mistake, but especially when it comes to recognizing movie blurbs and the blocks of credits on the back, most of the errors don't appear to be typing transcription errors, but OCR errors from a scanner. Much of the box art doesn't look like the American version because it's scanned in from foreign posters for the movies, which often are of a slightly different design.

Battelle's tech predictions for 2005

John Battelle gazes knowingly into a crystal ball, and reports "things that I believe have a reasonable chance of occurring in 2005 with regard to the intersection of media, technology, and search." Really good stuff here, consider it required reading. Link

J-Pop Van-Mod

Spotted in Japan: Vans tricked out with flares, ground effects, and crazy paint jobs that serve as mobile shrines to J-Pop megastar Ayumi Hamasaki. Link (Thanks, Fungus Mungus).

Update: BoingBoing reader Jim Appleton says, "The incomparable Masamania has at least two whole galleries of these vans. Masa's [warning: Engrish] indifference to Ayumi herself is typical Masa: 'Sorry but I am not fan of her, because breast problem.'" Link

Call of Cthulhu silent film nearly done

BoingBoing reader Malcolm says,
The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society have nearly finished making a 1920s/30s style black and white silent film of "The Call of Cthulhu", and they've put a quicktime trailer on their site.

It looks really bizarre: they seem to have done quite a good job of mimicking the visual style of films of the period, particularly the horrifying rituals of the cultists.

Link

The 8 bits of Christmas

Holiday-themed chiptunes from 8bitpeoples: 8 classic carols performed on 8 different videogame consoles and home computers. Link (Thanks, Marc)

Death Church in Poland

BoingBoing reader Kamil Antosiewicz says,

"Reading the BoingBoing post about mass tomb in Kutna Hora near Prague, I realized that here in Poland we've got a similar sacral place. It's located in a village called Czeremna, near a famous spa center called Kudowa Zdroj in lower Silesia. About 24 thousand human skulls are gathered there (3000 in a main hall, the rest in a cellar). A priest named Waclaw Tomaszek dig them out in during the XVIII century, and the chapel itself was built in the 1780s. The human remains mostly date from the 30-year war (1618-1648) and epidemic disease which killed thousands of people in that period. You can check out some pictures here: Link (the text is in polish but the pics are clickable), as well as here: Link."

World's smallest baby

When Rumaisa Rahman was born 15 weeks before her due date at a Chicago hospital, she weighed just 8.6 ounces, less than a can of soda. Three months later, she now weighs 2 pounds 10 ounces. Rumaisa's twin sister Hiba is slightly larger and may leave the hospital this month. Doctors expect Rumaisa to stay for a few additional weeks, but fortunately the prognosis is very good. Link

Why blood banks shouldn't use SSNs for ID

Snip:
100,000 California donors receive identity theft warning after a single laptop is stolen from a mobile blood bank. It was being used to register donors. "The blood bank will no longer require Social Security numbers from its donors, and has revised procedures for handling computer hardware and other sensitive equipment."
Link (via Declan McCullagh's politech)

Meat-scented air fresheners for your car

Link (Thanks, Jonno)

Building Better Batteries

My latest article for TheFeature is about new battery designs for mobile devices, from an onboard nuclear trickle charger that harnesses radioactive energy to a microbattery made with the same techniques used to fabricate computer chips.
"In late 18th century, Italian physicist Luigi Galvani shocked the public by demonstrating that an amputated frog's leg twitched when touched with certain metals. Galvani was convinced that energy stored in the frog's leg caused the jerk. He called the accumulated juice "animal electricity." Galvani's friend Alessandro Volta called it nonsense. To prove that the energy came from the metal, not the flesh, Volta eventually made a sandwich of silver, moist cardboard, and zinc. His device also spurred frogs' legs to spasm. In the end, Volta won the intellectual battle and also invented the battery. Two hundred years later, the technology hasn't changed much."
Link

Backyard mecha

 Cnwk.1D I Ne P 2004 Neomecha2 500X667Carlos Owens, a 26-year-old steelworker who lives near Anchorage, Alaska is building a "mobile suit gundam," a robotic exoskeleton, in his backyard. From a CNET report:
"This is a concept that's been around for a long time," Owens said in a telephone interview. "But I'm not going to wait for the other guy to come out and make it when I've got the capability to do it myself."

When completed, the idea is for the pilot to be able to strap himself into a central, padded compartment, and then control the mecha with the motions of his own body. When the pilot walks, the mecha walks. Raise an arm and open a hand, and the mecha does the same, with 46 possible movements planned.

Owens said he can't afford top-of-the line equipment, like infrared sensors and electronics that would govern the motion. Instead he's using a hydraulic system to transfer the motion of his limbs to the larger structure, and a gas engine mounted on the back to generate the power needed. In all, the system can exert about 3,500 pounds per square inch, or more than enough to set his ton and a half creation in motion, he said.
Link

Photomicroscopic Winter beauty from Clayton James Cubitt

A Winter Beauty story shot by Clayton James Cubitt for the December 2004 issue of Metropop Magazine. Link to gallery of photographs. Photomicroscopy snowflake images based on the photos of Kenneth Libbrecht, snowcrystals.com.

Overheard in Hollywood during the holidays

"You go to war with the parents you have... not the parents you might want or wish to have." 10:32pm, woman speaking into cellphone.

Scary bathroom interfaces of India

Reader Anil Kandangath says, "Here is a glorious journey through bathrooms in India. I found this hilarious since I've actually seen bathrooms like these." Link

PlayStation knockoffs made by Chinese prisoners

Sony recently cracked a network of manufacturers, subcontractors, and factories in China that collectively produced over 50,000 black market PlayStation and PlayStation 2 consoles and controllers per day. Most of the labor was produced by prison inmates, according to Engadget's item: Link

Clunky vintage accessories for mobile phones

Technokitschy vintage accessories for your cellphone from "Mockia."
The BRICKIA, DESKIA and POKIA all plug into your mobile and work as a headset (although hardly hands free) The BRICKIA is a genuine vintage 80s mobile phone converted into a plug in headset. (...) The DESKIA is perfect for any office environment. Take calls from your mobile on the big chunky 60's 70's and 80's phones. There is nothing like holding a traditional earpiece close to your head to maximize your telecom pleasure. The POKIA is a vintage telephone handset in a selection of fine colours and styles...
Link (Thanks, Mason)

Blogging death

My friend Jen Collins runs a blog under the pen-name Kitty Bukkake -- an online diary, in the purest sense of the word. A first-person documentary. Her mom recently passed away from cancer, and Jen blogged about this, too, with that same raw voice. Link to the post she wrote the day after. (Thanks, Susannah)

Photos of Mass Tomb near Prague

BoingBoing reader Alex says,
Sedlec is a small suburb of Kutna Hora, which you can get to in about an hour on the train from Prague. Just off the main road into Kutna Hora, there's a small chapel, set in a very green graveyard. There is a statue of a Saint outside, with a halo of stars made from gold metal. There's a low-key, local restaurant opposite. The church-yard is quiet. The church itself has spires, and at the top are skull and crossbone motifs.

Sedlec is not actually a church - it's an Ossuary: a tomb. Inside, it contains the remains of about 40,000 people. They have been used to decorate the building: their skulls cover the walls, their limbs hang from the ceiling as a massive chandelier and their bones form a huge coat of arms on one wall. I spent an afternoon in the place and have loads of creepy photos up on my site.

Link

Update: Reader Lucas Emery says, "I was excited to see your post about the Kostnice bone ossuary. I first heard of it in a Smithsonian magazine article when I was in, like, the eighth grade and over the spring I was lucky enough to finally get to see it up close and personal! I've got a few cc licensed pictures up on flickr for the curious. My next dream travel destination is the Capuchin catacombs in Palermo. Spooky!" Link.

Reader Darren Barefoot says,

"Here are two photos I took when visiting that creepy place last winter: Link, and Link 2. The latter one won me a free point-and-shoot camera from Backpacker magazine. Another interesting note about the ossuary is that if you want to take photos, you have to pay an additional fee. This is presumably to mitigate the postcard and poster revenue lost from their tiny giftshop. The fee, in my recollection, was nominal. I figured it was a reasonable compromise approach to the thorny issue of photography in tourist attractions. If you should find yourself in Kutna Hora (a small town near Sedlec), don't miss Church of St. Barbara. It's my favourite European catheral."

CD cover art for Bollywood MP3 roundup

Following up on an earlier BoingBoing post (Link) about an exxxcellent website offering MP3s of Bollywood film songs (and a helpful primer on Bollywood appreciation for newbies), reader Rick Elizaga says:

"Inspired by David Boyk's excellent Bollywood mp3 compilation Bollywood for the Skeptical, I slapped together some printable album art to accompany it. Available in PDF format on my site, for free, of course.
Link

Disney porn for sale on eBay

Fleshbot's got the downlow on a vintage, X-rated, Disney-inspired comic for sale:
Here's your chance to own a piece of art/porn history: the original printing plate for legendary illustrator and comic artist Wally Wood's "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" went up for sale on eBay this week. Wood, an EC Comics artist and one of the original illustators for Mad Magazine, produced the work in 1967 for The Realist, Paul Krassner's seminal counterculture journal; Disney chose not to sue Wood for his depiction of dozens of its signature characters in naughty (though not explicit) positions, but a subsequent bootleg poster edition of the image prompted Disney to file a lawsuit, which was later settled out of court.
Link to auction, and Link to Fleshbot item which contains pointers to other locations where you can buy copies of the print -- as well as auctions for vintage copies of The Realist.

Hello Kitty Xmas tree in Hong Kong

Snapshot of a Hong Kong Christmas tree trimmed head to toe in Hello Kitty. Link

Mayor of Bogota uses mimes for public behavior control

This is brilliant. A March article from the March 2004 Harvard University Gazette has a great profile of mayor of Bogota, Colombia. He's a former academic and has been using mimes to encourage people not to jaywalk or behave irresponsibly in public.
 Gazette 2004 03.11 Photos 1-Mockus1-450 Another innovative idea was to use mimes to improve both traffic and citizens' behavior. Initially 20 professional mimes shadowed pedestrians who didn't follow crossing rules: A pedestrian running across the road would be tracked by a mime who mocked his every move. Mimes also poked fun at reckless drivers. The program was so popular that another 400 people were trained as mimes.

Link (Thanks, Sid!)

UPDATE: Octavio Isaac Rojas Orduña sez: "Antanas Mockus was Bogota's mayor for the 2001-2003 period. Luis Eduardo Garzón is in his place now. So, this news originally took place during 2003."

Mark Dery's Wunderkammer

Author and culture critic Mark Dery has launched a blog called The Gilded Hack. Mark says he'll "be writing occasional, desultory screeds about unpopular culture, unnatural history, weird sex, fringe science, media pathologies, Xtreme theory, bottom-feeder subcultures, and whatever else catches my fancy." Mark's writings have always engaged me, frequently informed me, sometimes confused me, never bored me, and almost always made my head spin with delight. Full disclosure: In his opening post, Mark paid Boing Boing what I consider to be the ultimate compliment. He likened our site (and others) to a postmodern cabinet of curiosities, my own personal meta-obsession.
Some of my favorite blogs reclaim the radical promise inherent in the notion of an online journal, letting casual passersby eavesdrop on a stranger’s innermost thoughts, see the world through another mind’s eye. Call it the Being John Malkovich effect. The cultural critic Julian Dibbell had it just about right when he theorized the weblog as postmodern wunderkammer—an idiosyncratic jumble of found objects (in this case, ideas and images, facts and fictions scavenged from the global mediastream) that “reflects our own attempts to assimilate the glut of immaterial data loosed upon us by the ‘discovery’ of the networked world.” Some of the most consistently enlightening and entertaining blogs are the inscrutable products of borderline obsessive-compulsives. Like the baroque “wonder closets” invoked by Dibbell, blogs such as bOING bOING, The Obscure Store, Kottke.org, and Die, Puny Humans are omnium gatherums, overstuffed with anything that catches the fancy of their eccentric curators.
Link

Merry Capitalism! God bless us, every cent!

"E-Z bake bankruptcy," or "How Chase Bank One stole Christmas." Snip from WaPo story:
Somewhere in China, frantic factory workers cannot make enough toy automatic teller machines for clamoring American children.

"I wish every kid in America could have an ATM," says Michael Searl, the onetime stockbroker who created the Youniverse ATM Machine, a highly evolved piggy bank that receives and dispenses real cold cash, not that fake play stuff. "Why wouldn't I want every kid to have one?"

Tweens and beyond can insert the supplied ATM card into the silver machine, punch in their PIN, be greeted by name on the electronic display, peer into the pretend security camera and wait for that seminal capitalistic moment -- when crisp bills miraculously appear, ripe for the plucking. Unlike in a real ATM, a cash drawer opens in the toy ATM, allowing an avaricious child to grab every last cent and run. What do you want for $24.95?

Link (Thanks, John Parres!)

Non-Asians eat crazy gross snack foods, too

Following up on today's earlier post about Wacky Asian Soft Drinks, and an earlier BB item about Korean BBQ chrysalis, we now direct your attention to "Steve Don't Eat it," a blog that chronicles grossout food experiments conducted by a dude named Steve.

I'm pretty sure that Urkel-O's and pickled pork rinds trump those cans of basil seed drink by a food fear factor of fifty. Japan and Korea do not have a monopoly on icky snacks and soft drinks. Link (Thanks, Dogzilla)

Also, an update on that chrysalis snack story (gag). Reader Kyungjoon Lee says, "You said they were caterpillars, but I think that's a little misleading. They're silkworms. The only chrysalis we eat in Korea are from silkworms. The chrysalis is what the silkworm becomes when it finishes spinning its cocoon. We boil the cocoon, unravel the silk, and eat what's inside. It's not *that* popular, but you can see chrysalis vendors at national parks or hiking trails."

Wardriving Maui

You can take the geek out of the hotspot, but you can't take the hotspot out of the geek. Author, wireless tech guru, and all-around super nice guy Mike Outmesguine recently took a vacation in Hawaii, and spent much of it wardriving for wireless networks. If that ain't nerd cred, I don't know what is. Snip from the blog account of his journey, and his technical findings:
The night was humid.  With the air conditioner on high, I drove North towards Kahului.  The laptop sitting on the center console continuously pinging at the networks being discovered.  “Man, there’s a lot of wireless around here,” I said.

Which shouldn’t have surprised me.  The island of Maui in the state of Hawaii is a popular tourist destination with hundreds of hotels and time-share condominiums supporting over 2 million tourists a year.  Haleakala, the dormant volcano reaching to 10,023 feet, is home to ”Science City”, a research facility and observatory.  Maui fosters a strong technology community boasting state tax incentives, a modern research & technology park for industry.  And Hawaii is the hub of the Southern Cross Network, a submarine fiber optic network capable of providing 1.2 terabits of bandwidth from Hawaii to mainland US, and 480 gigabits of capacity to Fiji, Australia and New Zealand.
Link

Battelle looks back on 2004 predictions

John Battelle -- who, among other things, is BoingBoing's Ruben Kincaid -- looks back on a bunch of predictions he made for 2004 on this blog post. Compare what panned out with what fizzled out, and read the results of John's tech prophecies on search, software, IPOs, RSS, and more. Link

Custom-painted Bollywood posters

BoingBoing reader Alex says,
In case you didn'ts know this type of service, a french studio offers a nice service : "Limona Studio offers you the opportunity to commission your own hand-painted movie poster on canvas. From your pictures, the best artists of Bollywood selected by Limona Studio, will create a very unique and colorful painting in Bollywood style." Watcha !
Link, and Link to post on Alex's blog.

Update: Shahrukh sez:

I'm a regular Boing Boing reader from India. Guess that makes me know a little more about Bollywood than the westerners. Love ur coverage on the stuff, but the pic shown in this post isn't exactly Bollywood. "Bollywood" refers to the HINDI film industry rather than the entire Indian film industry. That's because they're made in Bombay (now Mumbai) hence B-ollywood. Get it? There's also Tollywood. The Bengali film industry which is located in Tollygunge, which is Calcutta (now Kolkata), in India. See they're all still part of the Indian film industry but not "Bollywood. That pic is from the "South Indian" film industry and isn't "Bollywood".
Thanks, Shahrukh!

World's largest solar power site goes live

The 30-acre installation was installed in Germany recently by Powerlight, a company based in Berkeley, CA.
PowerLight's three Bavarian solar parks, consisting of 57,600 silicon-and- aluminum panels, will generate 10 megawatts of electricity -- enough to power 9,000 German homes. The amount of electricity produced is much less than power plants fueled by coal or natural gas, but with very low operating costs, the solar project is expected quickly to turn a profit while emitting zero pollution. Schroeder's left-of-center Social Democrat-Green coalition has turned Germany into the world leader in renewable energy since it took office in 1998. Billions of dollars have been spent on wind and solar projects, and Schroeder, in a politically risky move, has sharply increased taxes on petroleum products in an attempt to reduce consumption of conventional fuels.
Link (Thanks, Wayne)

Cheese Steak Ninjas

BoingBoing reader sputnik says:
Tony Luke's is an infamous steak & hoagie joint in South Philly, patronized by Judge and Mobster alike. I was looking at their site today, and came across the TONY LUKE'S flash VIDEO GAME.

It's SERIOUSLY cheesy, and completely South Philly, starring the owner, Tony Luke Jr. You shoot blonde haired ninjas running amok at a South Philly wedding hall, trying to thwart the plans of the EVIL DR. MONELLA, who has stolen the Tony Luke's recipe disk! Man. It doesn't get better than this.

Link

Beyond torrents

BoingBoing reader Adam Fields says, "I wrote a piece somewhat in response to Mark Pesce's bit about trackerless torrents (Link to previous BoingBoing post). I think P2P is the content industry's worse nightmare... to date. But there's other stuff coming. What happens when the entire music library of the human race fits on a card that's cheap and small enough to hand out with a cup of coffee?" Link

Taste-tests of crazy Asian drinks

Comrade Todd Lappin says, "A friend just sent me this link to a site that offers hilarious taste tests of unusual Asian canned drinks. Take, for example, this review of basil seed drink (which, BTW, I happen to enjoy, despite the fact that it is indeed sort of like drinking sweetened tadpole larvae)."
"Basil Seed Drink with Honey may just be the epitome of non-thirst-quenching drinks. Mmmm... very sweet, with nary a bit o' liquid. Instead, the tongue is met with an onslaught of slick gelatin capsules that, through a nefarious mixture of slipperiness, honey, and yes, sheer numbers, forcefully override the throat's core instinct not to swallow tadpoles, or chilled vomit. And yet, I can't say it wasn't fun. Yes, yes I can."
"Though I don't always agree with their evaluations," Todd says, "I am personally grateful to the intrepid souls who compiled this resource, if only for their candid review of Grass Jelly Drink, which even I have not yet mustered the courage to sample." Link

Hyperreal beach resort

 Yyy E-SuedseeWhile Japan demolishes one of its famed indoor "outdoor" simulacradomes, a Zeppelin hangar in Brandenburg, Germany is transformed into a massive indoor beach resort. From The Guardian:
"On the night of Tropical Islands' gala launch, the transformation from airship hangar to island paradise is nearly complete: there are still a few coiled up hoses about, and the rainforest plants look a bit dusty, but most things are in place. The sand along the lip of the Balinese lagoon is a pristine white. Round the other side of the rainforest, the island in the centre of the tropical sea - a body of water about the size of four Olympic swimming pools - is set for the premiere of what will be a nightly stage show. The scale of the operation puts one in mind of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, or a Martian colony, or other things that don't exist in real life. They have trucked in 30,000m cubed of soil and 500 plant species for their rainforest. The speakers which broadcast insect noises are shaped like rocks. And the building itself, it goes without saying, is extraordinary, the biggest inside of anything you will ever see. It makes your head spin. This place doesn't just have a climate. It has weather. As the place fills up, the extra moisture in the air condenses on the roof. It starts to rain a little bit."
Link (via Near, Near Future)

Twin helps twin escape jail

I like it when prankster twins conduct fun social experiments. This is a great one. Twins in Sweden swapped clothing so that one could just walk out of the jail where he was incarcerated. The problem is that the twin who agreed to be locked up quickly decided the plan wasn't fair. From the Associated Press:
Faced with the prospect of spending the night in jail, his brother admitted the ruse to prison guards.

"We knew there was a certain risk of a mix up, so we took some measures," said Lars-Aake Pettersson, the warden for the jail. "But this was apparently not enough. They managed to dupe us."
Link

ScienceMatters@Berkeley

 Archives Volume1 Issue7 Images Story1-3In my new issue of ScienceMatters@Berkeley:
* Synthetic biology that could cure blindness

* A flare-up in solar physics

* The fly guy and the genetics of Drosophila
Link

Bollywood Torrents

This site offers a similar service to the recently-killed Suprnova.org and Torrentbits -- except this one's 100% Bollywood. Movies, music, stage dramas, TV shows. Link. And if you dig that, you may also like desitorrents.com: Link. (Thanks, Anil Kandangath)

Motherlode of free Bollywood MP3s

Sweeter than a mouthful of jalebi. David Boyk says:

"While I was supposed to be studying for finals, I made a mix CD to introduce dubious Westerners to Bollywood. That didn't waste enough time, so I also made a big web site that has all the tracks from the CD, plus some more, and a lot of other information to explain Bollywood movies and music, and also to help a bit with language."

Far from a waste of time, David's terrific site includes a "bollywood for dummies" primer, and a very helpful list of common Hindi words you'll encounter. As for the MP3s, man -- there are some serious gems in here, in particular the rockin' 1960s numbers. This may not be the largest Hindi MP3 collection online, but it's a terrific place to start.

Link

It's the torrent, stupid

Mark Pesce rants about the recent shutdowns of BitTorrent supersites Suprnova.org and TorrentBits.com.
Hey, Hollywood! Can you feel the future slipping through your fingers? Do you understand how badly you've screwed up? You took a perfectly serviceable situation - a nice, centralized system for the distribution of media, and, through your own greed and shortsightedness, are giving birth to a system of digital distribution that you'll never, ever be able to defeat. In your avarice and arrogance you ignored the obvious: you should have cut a deal with SuprNova.org. In partnership you could have found a way to manage the disruptive change that's already well underway. Instead, you have repeated the mistakes made by the recording industry, chapter and verse. And thus you have spelled your own doom.

It's said that the best sequels are just like the original, only bigger and louder. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for one hell of a crash. This baby is now fully out of control.

Link (via waxy)

Planned Parenthood's "Pledge-a-Picket" program

This is a funny idea. The more protesters who picket in front of a Planned Parenthood office, the more money Planned Parenthood gets.
Once a week, PPCT puts a sign outside its clinic that says, "Even Our Protesters Support Planned Parenthood." To date, the Pledge-a-Picket program has raised $18,000 for PPCT. While not a significant chunk of its overall revenues, Pledge-a-Picket contributes greatly to PPCT's patient assistance fund, which helps clients who don't have resources get the care they need.
Link (Via Sensible Erection)

Tijuana Christmas MP3s from hell

El amigo de BoingBoing moblog kid dice:

"Tijuana Xmas! Aaaaaaahahaha! the cheesiest christmas songs, straight outta Tijuana! these are going straight onto a christmas cd to terrorize my family."

Link to Christmas MP3s from "The Border Brass." Link to image of front cover, Link to back.

Link to the label behind the album, part of a series of xmas releases. (Thanks, Shawn)

Reader Bill the Splut says,

"As the owner of scores of freakishly anti-Christmas albums that have been used to abuse my friends at this time of year, I was excited to buy "Tijuana Christmas" for a dollar. But I never used it. The reason isn't that LP isn't cheezy enough, but because the joke is too subtle. As an actual, admitted lifetime fan of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Tijuana Christmas is brilliant. They aren't just Xmas tunes--every one is a parody of a TJB hit. For instance, note how track 3 mimics A Taste of Honey. The rest of the tracks have similar musical jokes.

"And people would've caught those jokes. Remember, the TJB was a huge success before the Beatles came over. Anyone who was an American kid in the 60s had parents with most of Herb's LPs. Why else do you think that you find so many copies of Whipped Cream and Other Delights in every stack of used vinyl?"

Sandbag shelter wins architecture prize

 Agency Akaa Ninthcycle Photos Downloads Sandbag01 Karim sez: "We often don't think of temp shelters getting prestigious architecture awards - but this project out of California won a prize from the Aga Khan Award for Architecture. Cool design and sustainable and easy to make." Link

Sandbagcrash UPDATE: Derek sez "Just saw the Sandbag Shelter link you dropped on the Boingx2 site. If you click over to the indicated page, check out the 4th pic on the top of the page (listed as photo 6 at the bottom). Its the one with the completed huts. Look in the background about 2/3 to the right. You'll see (what appears to be) an airplane about half a second from a ground smashing explosion. The smoke trail looks to start in the upper left then you see it headed straight down and the plane is just above the mountain horizon when the pic was snapped. Bizarre timing, eh?"

UPDATE:Hayes sez: "It's a piece of string or rope hanging from the line that you can see in the left side of the picture."

Phonecams = kiss of death to Bollywood stars' privacy?

BoingBoing reader Kevin Slavin says,
I just got back from Mumbai yesterday, and it's true about the scale of the Baazee uproar -- it's front page full-width headlines, first the scandal, then the arrest, then the arrest scandal, etc.

Worth noting is the echo to it, also front pages over there -- a phonecam snap of some Bollywood celebs kissing in public. It provoked a series of suprisingly fierce newspaper debates over Public Displays of Affection in India overall.

There's a funny logic behind that, considering that almost no one saw the event itself, and that the real Public is the viewers of the news networks which broadcasted the image. The distributed image was considered the documentation of public-ness, rather than a further expression of it.

Link to "Why the phone camera may be kiss of death to secret lives for Bollywood stars: A snatched image breaks a taboo and horrifies India's screen giants" in the Times Online (UK)

India freaks out over amateur teen sex phonecam video

Snip:
The [oral] sex clip was recorded weeks ago and passed on by the bragging schoolboy to three of his friends and eventually made its way to video disc sellers in New Delhi. It did not draw much attention until an engineering student at a prestigious Indian college listed it for sale on [eBay's Indian subsidiary] Baazee.com... it's the talk of urban India, an obsession of newspapers and talk shows. (...)

Of greater concern to many in the business community is [Baazee.com exec Avnish] Bajaj's arrest under the Information Technology Act of 2000. The law makes a criminal offense of "publishing, transmitting, or causing to publish any information in electronic form, which is obscene." But it also says an Internet provider or Web site manager can't be held responsible if he acted diligently to remedy an electronic offense after learning of it. Baazee.com maintains it yanked the sex video listing as soon as customer service managers noticed it, and Bajaj had traveled to New Delhi to cooperate with authorities.

Pawan Duggal, a cyberlaw expert, said Bajaj's arrest has serious implications, especially when Internet usage in the country is rapidly growing and foreign investors are increasingly looking to India for e-commerce opportunities. "Ultimately we have to see bigger picture. We want to increase Internet penetration. All this will only happen if you allow service providers the freedom," he said.

Hehehe. He said "increase penetration." Link (via unwired, thanks John Parres, and Prion)

Update: Fleshbot picked up an interesting/creepy angle on the story as reported by Agence France-Presse: the incident is reportedly being followed at the "highest levels" of US government as well. Fleshbot's editor asks, "Yes, the manager of Baazee.com is an Indian-born US citizen, but still. Is this the sort of case the US State Department usually gets involved in? We'd have thought they were busy with other things, like ... oh, war and stuff." Link

And reader John McCarthy says, "According to today’s Salon, Condi’s on the trail of the India phone sex scandal."

[Condoleezza] Rice is understood to have telephoned the U.S. ambassador in India, David Mulford, about the case. The Bush administration's national security advisor and future secretary of state has let it be known that she is furious about Bajaj's humiliating treatment. He is, after all, a U.S. citizen.
Link. "Appropriately enough," says John, "I had to watch a premercial for a Verizon videophone to read the full text."

Better quality audio for Mind Hacks interview

Here's a BitTorrent file for a much better-sounding version of my interview with Matt Webb of Mind Hacks. (Here's the original entry). Link (Thanks, Torrentocracy!)

Kids' space books through the decades

 ~Jsisson Gifs Bbofsp4Great directory of kids' books about space and space exploration from 1950s to 1970s. (Image shown here from The Big Book of Space). Link (Thanks Armand!)

"Long Tail" from Chris Anderson to become book, blog

Wired Magazine's editor-in-chief Chris Anderson says:
I've signed a deal to do The Long Tail book with Hyperion (in the US--Random House will be publishing it in the UK and others TBA elsewhere). I should be turning in the manuscript next fall for a spring 2006 release. Following John Battelle's great example, I'm starting The Long Tail blog to help me preview my book thinking and research in public and to tap the wisdom of crowds on this rich subject.
Link to thelongtail.com, also available in tasty, lean RSS. Link to online copy of original Long Tail essay which appeared in Wired Magazine.

M$ sells Slate to WaPo

Microsoft will sell the online publication Slate to the Washington Post. No editorial changes anticipated. Link (Thanks Steve Portigal)

Kevin Scanlon's heavy industry photography

Photographer Kevin Scanlon has spent the last thirty years chronicling the elegance of railroads, steel mills, and heavy industry throughout the country. He shoots steel mills -- active and silent -- West Virginia coalfields, and the dwindling railway systems in America. As the gallery intro says, "His images capture an important historical era that spans the end of the twentieth century into the new millennium." He loves this world, and chronicles it with a sense of belonging.

He's also my uncle, and he is the person who first taught me to love photography -- and appreciate the grace of machines. I've enjoyed his work since before I could walk, and I'm overjoyed to see it online now, where the rest of the world can find it more easily. I'm a biased critic, but I really love my uncle's work. He says:

"I am still a child. I have always been fascinated with big things, especially big machines. My photography has tended toward industrial subjects. In the 1970s I started photographing steel mills as a documentary project. Over the years I found that I was reacting to the mills, especially the blast furnaces, more from an emotional than a documentary viewpoint. Something about their tremendous size is both scary and attractive, and ultimately magnificent."

"Standing near an operating blast furnace is like becoming that child again watching a robot monster movie on Saturday afternoon. The mill looms above. The men working around the bottom move cautiously and wear protective clothing. There is a constant roar from the blast stoves, the unique smell of hot metal-and there is the light. Molten iron emits a glowing light that is mesmerizing. You want to reach down and scoop up a handful of this flowing strand of light."

Image: Sunrise, Edgar Thomson Works. Link to gallery home, Link to steel mill photos (these are my favorite!), link to Pennsylvania railroad photos, Link to Appalachian railroad photos.
Merry Christmas, Uncle Kev, and thank you for capturing the soul of endangered machines.

Scared of Santa

A photo gallery of terrified children. Link (Thanks, Yi)

Meet the Beastles

 Mashes ThebeastlesA mash-up that was bound to happen sooner or later. Link (Thanks, Vincent!)

Science News of the Year

Science News have selected what they consider to be the most important science stories of the year. To read the full texts of their articles about the topics, you need a subscription. Also of interest though is the list of the most popular articles that are freely available online as determined by the number of visitors to the Web pages.
The most widely viewed news article described bias in a heads-or-tail toss of a coin. The most popular feature looked into the physics underlying a new generation of yo-yos. Other top articles reported on:

* DNA differences among various breeds of purebred dogs.
* Stone Age human relatives that were surprisingly small.
* Psychology investigations of how, and how well, people recognize lies.
* A Martian chemical that hints there was once life on the Red Planet.
* A gene mutation that resulted in a superstrong toddler.
* Technologies developed to mimic ocean animals.
Link

Treasure hunter

In the December issue of my favorite print magazine Smithsonian, my old friend/Wired editor Michael Behar has a great article about Robert Graf, a treasure hunter seeking a centuries-old pirate's booty. The multimillion-dollar treasure might be hidden in a stone vault now underwater in the Seychelles. Then again, it might not be.
When I arrive on Mahé, it's easy to spot Graf in the crowd at the airport. He's the only guy wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the classic pirate ensign—a skull and crossbones. Tanned and fit, the treasure hunter seems relaxed—hardly what you'd expect from someone who has spent a third of his life obsessed with a long-dead pirate. Yet Graf is no laid-back islander. He's in-your-face intense right from the start. I'd barely heaved my suitcase into the trunk of his rusty compact car when he launched into a breathless retelling of how he'd voyaged some 10,000 miles from his Colorado home, married a Seychellois hotel reservations manager and spent more than $450,000 of his own money looking for a treasure that others have failed to find here for nearly a century.
Link

Engineered spider web

Scientists at Jerusalem's Hebrew University used synthetic biology to crank out spider web fibers in the lab. They introduced certain genes from garden spiders into a virus that was used to infect caterpillar cells. Spider fibers then formed in the cultured cells.
"The research enabled us to determine the close connection that exists between the sequence, structure and functions of the proteins," said (researcher Uri) Gat. "From a practical viewpoint, mass production of fibers, whose diameter is one-thousandth of a millimeter, is likely to be useful in the future for manufacture of bulletproof vests, surgical thread, micro-conductors, optical fibers and fishing rods; even new types of clothing may be envisioned."
Link (to original press release) Link (to CNN article)

Subway robot paints to Rush tunes

Gizmodo editor Joel Johnson shares this snapshot with BoingBoing -- he says it depicts:

"A guy with his hand-made robot playing songs for change at the Bedford L (subway) stop (in New York City). It was so understated. The robot was an art project from the guy, who said he wasn't really into robotics. Sort of like, Yeah, that's my goddam robot. Like the robot was trouble or something, or he had inherited it -- even though he'd made it himself."

Link

Update: reader Joshua Dickens says, "In reference to the robot from Bedford Ave post, I actually encoded a video for the robot-creator in question and am hosting it on my web site: Link. The robot paints to [the music of the 30-year-old hair band] Rush.

Oh, and maybe someone can torrent the video in case my site gets slammed!"
I am bleeding through my eyeballs I'm laughing so hard right now. Email Josh if you want to help with the torrent: Link

And reader Ben Seigel says, "A correction: Rush is not a '30-year-old hair band,' but rather, a 30 year old progressive rock band. Please don't lump them together with Ratt and Poison." Ben, I thank you, and mea maxima prog-rock culpa.

Sexy Dead Singles and 11-year-olds want to meet you

Following up on this previous BoingBoing item about "Good word algorithms gone bad," one reader suggested that I type the word "dead" into Google. I did, and received this interesting AdWords recommendation (Link to 70k GIF screenshot, sweartagod it's not altered):
Sexy Dead Singles
Free photos, personals and hot
profiles of local singles.
www.infobert.com
Emboldened by this success, I searched for the missing weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and sure enough, eBay had 'em! Why didn't those pesky world leaders look here? Link to screenshot of the text ad suggested for a Google search on "WMD.".
Wmd
Brand new and used. No bidding.
Buy Wmd at eBay! (aff)
www.eBay.com
Reader Matt Baume says,
I enjoyed your post about the apocalypse and devasation on ebay. Thought you might like to know, i've stumbled across two other unsettling algorithmic hiccups: searching for "11-year-olds" gets you ebay ads for children, and searching for "ringworm" results in "sexy ringworm singles." i've got screenshots of each on my blog: one, two.
I attempted to repeat Matt's results, and got even worse returns on "11-year-olds" from Google. Not only did AdWords suggest "Great deals on new and used 11 year olds now!" from eBay, but "7 Year Olds at Amazon.com" were also indecently proposed in the same breath as "Sexy Adult Personals" and "Photos of Hot Local Women Who Want to Find Sex Partners." Link to screenshot. Well then.

Reader Larry Swanson says,

Couldn't resist playing along. These are all actual AdWords results from today:

Famine
Find Everything You Want at Ebay
It's Fun, Quick & Easy to Buy! -aff
www.eBay.com

Find Drought
We have what you're looking for.
Drought & much more! www.eWoss.com

Vomit
600+ Popular Stores - One Website &
One Simple Checkout - Shop Now! SHOP.COM

Lint
Lint for sale. aff
Check out the deals now!
www.eBay.com

Snapshot of postal kiosks with built-in camera

BoingBoing pal Mike Outmesguine says, "A while ago on BoingBoing, I read something about Postal shipping kiosks taking your picture. There's one of those at my post office so I got some pics of its beady little eye for you guys if you want. PS: I hope I don't get jacked up or sued under RICO or DMCA for taking pictures of publicly accessible computer equipment." Link to photos: one, two, three, four.

Give blogs for Christmahannukwanzafestivus

Blogs for Christmas is a cool new service for giving the gift of -- well, blogs. Send "specially-wrapped" blog packs or a mix of categorized rss feeds to friends and loved ones for the holidays. Get whuffie-enhanced "virtual eggnog" in return. Made by the same good folks behind Participatory Politics Foundation and Rolling Resistance (formerly Internets Vets for Truth). It's free. And Chappy Chanukah. Link

Bespoke M&Ms

The M&Ms website includes an online service for ordering your very own personalised M&Ms. The printing dos and don'ts are a fun read, though -- don't even think about mentioning landmarks, or other terms that might raise copyright issues for the candy maker. Certain dirty words are prohibited -- some variants of BUTT SEX IS AWESOME in the "Classic Wedding Blend" color palette returned null results. Other offensive terms were just fine. Damn you, chocolate censors! But high carb free speech prevailed when I chose the message shown here in the "Especially for Her Blend" color scheme. Link (Alex)

Tokyo's Nakagin capsule tower

BoingBoing reader Juergen says,
In Japan we don't only have capsule hotels. No -- we also have capsule buildings. At the outskirts of the posh Ginza district stands the now almost forgotten Nakagin Capsule Tower, the world's first capsule architecture built for actual use.

Built from 1970 and opened in 1972 the Nakagin Capsule Tower was a innovative masterpiece by architect Kisho Kurokawa. Kurokawa developed the technology to install the 2.3m x 3.8m x 2.1m sized capsule units into a concrete core with only 4 high-tension bolts, making the units detachable and replaceable. The capsules were designed to accommodate the individual as either an apartment or studio space, and by connecting units they could also accommodate a family. Complete with appliances and furniture, from audio system to telephone, the capsule interior was pre-assembled in a factory off-site and then hoisted by crane and fastened to the concrete core shaft. Today the Nakagin Capsule Tower is in rather bad condition and most capsules are rented out as mini-offices for a monthly fee of about 70,000yen each.

Link

Samsung debut's world's biggest plasma screen

Korean electronics manufacturer Samsung unveiled a gigantolicious plasma screen display today -- it measures 102 inches diagonally, making it the largest such display in the world according to Samsung. Out mid-2005. Link (Thanks, Isaac)

ToS for Universal's free movie screenings

BoingBoing reader Steve Portigal says, "I received a free pass for a preview screening of the new film In Good Company and thought the warning info at the bottom might be of interest. Sure, we've heard of this happening, but I don't know if anyone has offered the actual text of the "agreement":
This pass is the property of Universal Pictures which reserves the right to admit, revoke admission or refuse access to the theatre at the discretion of an authorized representative. Please arrive early! Seats are not guaranteed, are limited to theatre capacity and are first-come, first-served. EXCEPT FOR MEMBERS OF THE REVIEWING PRESS. CHILDREN ARE STRONGLY DISCOURAGED. NO ADMITTANCE ONCE SCREENING HAS BEGUN. This theatre is not responsible for seating over capacity. This Ticket Is Not For Resale.

NO RECORDING

This screening will be monitored for unauthorized recording. By attending, you agree not to bring any recording device into the theatre and you consent to physical search of your belongings and person for recording devices. If you attempt to enter with a recording device, you will be denied admission. If you attempt to use a recording device, you consent to your immediate removal from the theatre and forfeiture of the device. Unauthorized recording will be reported to law enforcement and may subject you to criminal and civil liability.

Coke Machine Hacks

HOWTO doc on hacking Coke vending machines by way of the drink selection buttons on the front display. Link (Thanks, Jason Sutton). Mirror one, Mirror two, and Google cache (Thanks, Dan, Jackson Baker and Scott M.)

Update:: Reader Chris Vincent says,

Just thought I'd point out that most of the content on those sites (including the Coke machine article) is verbatim from the Anarchist's Cookbook, a legendary collaborative document that can be found all over the internet. Everything from social engineering to fun explosives to (obviously) Coke machine hacks can be found there.

Another interesting bit of information, this time about Pepsi machines (not from the cookbook, just something I found out about last week):

New Pepsi machines have a "code", a special sequence in which you can push the buttons on the face of the machine, which causes the LED screen to report the number of cans sold and the total cash value. I'm not sure what that code is, and it may be configurable on a per-machine basis. I'm sure somebody out there can shed more light on it than me.

IP address leads to pregnant woman's killer

BoingBoing reader Steve Portigal says,
It's probably not the first time that an IP address had led police to capture a criminal but this is certainly a high profile mention of such a technique - and it seems like they moved awfully fast given that it was a regular non-cyber crime.
Link

Drive-Thru Supergrocery

Coming in late 2005: the world's first drive-in mega grocery store. Think Sam's Club/Costco meets McDonald's. One less reason for America to get up off of its increasingly fat ass!
Among the more than 17 classifications of products and services that AutoCart said it will offer at the proposed supercenters are grocery, pharmacy, banking, movie and game rental, bakery, office supplies, florists, photography development, dry cleaning, liquor, and lottery sales.
Link (Thanks, Marc Nathan)

Nifty online PDF conversion tools

BoingBoing reader Peter Orosz says,
Adobe has this service where you send your PDF to pdf2txt@adobe.com and they reply with an ASCII copy of your PDF attached. Very cool, as all PDF viewers I'm aware of lack this feature. The catch: Adobe "may occasionally access the content you submit" so this is probably only safe for stuff like ebooks.
Link

Boing Boing audio interview with Mind Hacks editor Matt Webb

 Catalog Covers Mindhks.S-1I'm starting to get interested in podcasting, so I interviewed Matt Webb, the co-editor of the new book, Mind Hacks, just published by O'Reilly. It's 25 minutes long, and I even created a cheesy Garageband theme song for what I hope is the first of many interviews.

Note: Matt wrote me with the following info -- "This is the McGurk video I was talking about. Just proving that I'm nothing without my notes, I incorrectly remembered the McGurk sounds! It's a visual 'ga' and an aural 'ba' that combine to the perception of 'da.' No 'va' at all (that's a variation on the experiment)."

The Mind Hack's weblog is here.

Link to BitTorrent file of my interview with Matt Webb.

Link to BitTorrent stats. (Thanks, Chuck!)

Da Vinci (Legal) Code

I randomly happened to read Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code right when it came out. When I told my pal Vann Hall about the novel, he said the basis of the plot sounded like a non-fiction book from the early 1980s called Holy Blood, Holy Grail. A few months after Da Vinci Code hit it big, I noticed that Holy Blood, Holy Grail had also made it to the bestseller lists, more than twenty years after it was first published. Now it seems that the Holy Blood, Holy Grail authors are suing Dan Brown for ripping off their research. Link

Nintendo surgeons

"Traditional academic surgeons look at what I do and thumb their noses," said James Rosser Jr., director of the Advanced Medical Technologies Institute at Manhattan's Beth Israel Medical Center. Rosser was speaking at the first ever Video Game/Entertainment Industry Technology and Medicine Conference, a symposium he helped organize to discuss interfaces between medicine and entertainment technology. The conference was sponsored by the US Department of Defense's Telemedicine and Advanced Technology Research Center. From a Reuters report:
Surgeons who play video games three hours a week have 37 percent fewer errors and accomplish tasks 27 percent faster, (Rosser) says, basing his observation on results of tests using the video game "Super Monkey Ball."...

More than 5,000 people, from schoolchildren to surgeons, have done training exercises on a system Rosser calls "Top Gun," designed to train laparoscopic surgeons, doctors who use minimally-invasive techniques to repair injuries.
Link (via Near, Near Future)

Poodle-robics

And speaking of fine films: Link (via Adam, thanks Kelly Sue)

La Mala Educacion / Bad Education

Run to the theater and see this film. I find it impossible to write anything about Pedro Almodóvar's movies, particularly this one, without resorting to hyperbole, ALL CAPS, and liberal use of the expression "OMGOMGOMG." That is because he is the greatest living director, and save your emails, this is not a point I care to debate. All I want to tell you is that this is a spectacularly beautiful, nuanced, and mature work. It's technicolor film noir. It is so good, you walk out of the theater glad to be alive because film exists, and it is possible for someone to make one so fine that it really does capture a little chunk of human soul. Also, Gael García Bernal plays a trannie.

La Mala Educación / Bad Education: Link to website, Link to trailer, Link to IMDB listing, Link to reviews and US showtimes. OMGOMGOMG.

Squeeze Box Hot Tub

Jackola says, "Brad Fitzpatrick, LiveJournal's founder, installed a Squeezebox in the gazeebo of his hot tub. Imagine playing the music stored on your computer through WiFi to your hot tub!" Link

Dunk mug not all that hot, says teatime guru

BoingBoing reader Alistair says, "Saw your post on the dunking cup on boing boing. I sent the link to Nicey from nicecupofteaandasitdown.com (the web's primary site for tea and biscuit culture). His response, which I can't take to be anything other than Gospel Truth was a bit dissapointing.
"They are a bit crap really, not enough tea capacity and the biscuit compartment is too limiting. I used them for pouring old bacon fat into. "
"Shame, really." Link to previous BoingBoing post on Dunk Mug (via Gizmodo), and link to previous post on nicecupofteaandasitdown.

Photographs on Grass

BoingBoing reader Bhoarl says, "Heather Ackroyd and Dan Harvey exploit how the chlorophyll amounts in grass respond to light variation to produce monochrome images. Hack the planet? Link to gallery, and here are two other sites that deal with work from this duo: Link one, and Link two." (and thanks, Terry Towery)

Giant map of Reagan's inauguration parade route

A photograph of the gigantic, room-sized map used to plan President Bush's inauguration parade through DC. (The General standing on the map was the man at Mrs. Reagan's side during the state funeral for her husband.) Link. Related WaPo article: Link (Thanks, Alex Rosen)

Exorcism seminar

A Vatican university will teach a seminar for Roman Catholic priests on satanism and exorcism. The Regina Apostolorum, an esteemed pontifical school, is holding the course entitled "Exorcism and prayers of liberation."
The courses, starting in February, will deal with demonology, the presence of the notion of the devil in sacred texts, and the pathology and medical treatment of people suffering from possession.

"The seminar will conclude with the testimony of two exorcists who will explain how to distinguish between someone who is ill and requiring medical care, and one is 'possessed by demons,'" (university teacher Carlo) Climati explained.
Link

Lego Thriller

Thriller-1 This shot-by-shot recreation of Michael Jackson's Thriller video using Legos is magnificent.
Due to our strong personal convictions, we wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in the occult.
Michael Jackson
Philipp Lents
Miriam Lents
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How nuts is Gollum?

This medical journal article treats Gollum as a subject in a scholarly analysis of his disorders:
There is no disorder of the form of thought. He uses neologisms such as "triksy" and "hobbitses." Gollum has nihilistic thoughts, believing that he is a murderer, liar, and thief; although there is some basis in fact for this and he shows little guilt or remorse. He is preoccupied with, and deeply desires, the ring. He has obsessive thoughts but no compulsions, though he would do anything for the ring. He is hostile towards Frodo, the current owner of the ring. He has paranoid ideation about Sauron ("the eye is always watching") and about Samwise Gamgee ("the fat hobbit... he knows"). Gollum has difficulty controlling his thoughts and actions, exacerbated by prolonged contact with the ring. As Gandalf and Frodo have similar symptoms in the presence of the ring, we can attribute this somatic passivity to the ring. There are features of dissociation. Smeagol has separated his personality and is now Gollum as well.
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Forensic video-cameras included in next-gen stun-guns

Two stun-gun manufacturers will add video-recorders to the next generation of their guns, for forensic purposes.
The video cameras will essentially record whenever a person is hit with one of the guns, which immobilize a victim by shooting massive amounts of electricity through them. The electricity does not kill or permanently damage a person hit, according to the companies, but being hit hurts quite a bit.
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Print 3D models to cut-and-glue paper models

Jason sez, "Knowing how crazy Boing Boing readers are for origami and paper models, I thought you might be interested in Pepakura Designer, which lets you print out plans for paper models from objects designed in common 3D modelers... The demo has the save featured disabled, but you can still print your objects. It works with objects from 3D Studio, Lightwave, AutoCAD and a few others." Link (Thanks, Jason!)

Video store agreement claims your soul

Douglas sez, "Although I've spent a fair bit of law school debating various aspects of what people can (or should be able to) bind themselves to with clickwrap and shrinkwrap licenses, the one fact that everyone acknowledges is that nobody ever reads the fine print. Here's some truly classic fine print on the receipt from my local video store, circa last Halloween." Link (Thanks, Douglas!)

Custom creatures

LambA couple months ago, I posted about the Minnesota Association of Rogue Taxidermists. One of the members, Sarina Brewer, is a taxidermy artist with a wonderful sense of the curious and surreal. Her exquisitely executed "gaffs" (fakes) range from various siamese siblings to winged cats to enchanting renderings of the classic Feejee Mermaid. And her prices are quite reasonable. From Sarina's bio:
Her lifelong obsession with biology often focused on genetic mutations. Study of these deviations of nature eventually led to the the discovery of circus sideshows and "freaks." This influence, as well as a slightly warped sense of humor, manifest themselves in her strange cryptozoological creations and each peculiar artifact she creates. Now incorporating her past formal art education with her passion for biology and the bizarre, you are invited to peruse the culmination of nearly three decades of the study of art and the natural sciences in her eccentric works.

"I call it art, you can call it whatever you want."
Link (Thanks, Moblog Kid!)
week of 12/19/2004