Scent of a Cellphone

BB reader Russell Buckley says,

One type [of cell phone decoration] gives off a smell when the phone rings - choose from lemon, peach or even ramen noodles and curry. Mmmm, mine's a vindaloo. Yours for merely $10. Others consist of little figurines, bursting to go to the loo. And if you pull it (where??) it doesn't wait any more!

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