week of 11/21/2004

Funny old anti-Commie comic book

commiecomic Olli sez: "Just found this link to some really interesting anti-communist propaganda from the 1960's. It's a comic book that looks at what *COULD* happen to *YOU* if those evil commies get their hands on the USA. Endorsed by none other than J. Edgar Hoover himself!" Link (When I read it, I mentally swapped every instance of "communists" with "red-state republicans" and it was even more enjoyable -- Mark)

Tree of Death

Cerbera odollam, a plant that grows in India and southeast Asia, is also known as the "suicide tree" because people munch it to kill themselves. Apparently, it's also used to rub out young wives who aren't well-liked by their in-laws. From New Scientist:
Although the kernels of the tree have a bitter taste, this can be disguised if they are crushed and mixed with spicy food. They contain a potent heart toxin called cerberin, similar in structure to digoxin, found in the foxglove.

Digoxin kills by blocking calcium ion channels in heart muscles, which disrupts the heartbeat. But while foxglove poisoning is well known to western toxicologists, (researcher Yvan) Gaillard says pathologists would not be able to identify Cerbera poisoning unless there is evidence the victim had eaten the plant. “It is the perfect murder,” he says.
Link

Automatons in the NY Times

Today's New York Times has an article about the Murtogh D. Guinness Collection, four-hundred years of music boxes, proto-robots, and mechanical musical instruments recently acquired by the Morris Museum in New Jersey.
"Our sense of wonder is tweaked when we see, for example, a two-and-a-half-foot-high early-20th-century automaton with a little boy reaching for a jar of marmalade for his biscuit. As he reaches up, a door opens and the jar revolves, revealing the animated face of his scolding grandmother. A fly buzzes in the cabinet while a tiny mouse emerges from an apple.

In addition to the craft of it, this object, like virtually everything in the collection, is a piece of theater, an authentic historical performance: a time machine, if you will, visiting from the past."
Link (free site reg. required)

UPDATE: As BB reader Rob Iracane so kindly points out, the Morris Museum Web site has nice multimedia clips of the various machines in action. Link

Tiny Humans update #7: battling palaeontologists

An Indonesian paleontologist is keeping the remains of the tiny humans away from other paleontologists. Let the paleontologist war begin!
They may be tiny, but the hobbits -- the extinct one-metre-high human species whose discovery rocked the palaeontology world last month - are provoking a giant barney among Australian and Indonesian scientists.

One of Indonesia's leading palaeontologists, Professor Teuku Jacob of Gadjah Mada University in Jakarta, has grabbed the hobbit remains and locked them away in his safe, refusing to let other scientists study them.

In addition, he rejected the widespread view that the hobbits are a separate human species, claiming they are a pygmy form of modern humans who suffered microcephaly, a disorder that produces a small brain.

The Australian scientists who dug up the bones of the hobbits, officially dubbed Homo floresiensis, have pleaded with Professor Jacob to return the bones as they may contain vital DNA clues as to their exact ancestry. The seven skeletons were found last year in a cave on the Indonesian island of Flores by an Australian and Indonesian team.

Link (Previous tiny humans updates here.)

Fluctuat's Excuse My French

Boing Boing's Paris liaison Alexandre Boucherot and his co-conspirators at Fluctuat.net have launched an English counterpart to their excellent AEIOU arts and culture blog. I for one am most grateful. Link

Xeni on ABC World News Tonight Friday: Firefox

Friday evening's edition of ABC World News Tonight with Peter Jennings includes a feature about Firefox and the open source movement, in which I'm a participant. Details and local air times: Link. Note: If you're on the east coast, the show may be pre-empted by football. And football has nothing to do with browsers.

Jesus H Defy

In May, I posted news that Bletchley Park codebreakers had been called to an historic monument in Central England. Their mission was to crack an 18th century puzzle--the carved letters "D OUOSVAVV M"--that some believe contains a clue to the location of the Holy Grail. On Thursday, the codebreakers announced their preliminary findings. Right this way, please. Dan Brown will be signing autographs at the exit... Link (Thanks, Kev!)

Electronic Concubine

What's headless, limbless, vaguely turkey-shaped, has two breasts, three speeds, one vagina, and runs on a pair of double A batteries? The worst fucking laudanum-induced nightmare EVER, or the Concubine Masturbator sex gadget. Snip from website: "This multi-speed toy has it all! Made from a soft, realistic material, the concubine masturbator has perky breasts, hard nipples, and a ready and willing vagina." Visualize a decapitated (but stacked) quadruple amputee after multiple rounds of kitten bonsai, and you get what this looks like. Or, click here. Link Warning: NSFW and may induce goatse-like retina scarring. (Thanks Jonno)

Fark photoshop contest: Cult of Mac

What if the Mac really were a cult? A photoshop contest at Fark illustrates the many possible answers. Link

Indian epic Ramayana as comic

Avi Solomon says, "Ramayana, the classic indian epic is online in 'graphic novel' form! (Link). This is part of the 'Amar Chitra Katha' series concieved by Anant Pai who was the pioneer in using comics to reintroduce India's mythological and historical treasures to it's alienated youth. More on Anant Pai (Link), and 'Amar Chitra Katha' website (Link)

BoingBoing reader Suresh Venkat says, "Many Indians of a certain age (myself included) grew up devouring Amar Chitra Katha (I had huge piles of them in my house, and in all probability still do at my parent's place in India). I didn't realize that they count as "graphic novels." I guess I was on the cutting edge even then. :) "

Pink Pistols

BoingBoing reader Shane says,
After seeing your posts (Links: 1, 2, 3) on JPFO and the Christian Guide To Small Arms (Link), I can't believe you left out the Pink Pistols, a web site which caters to the gay gun-owners' community.

The site features sections on gun safety, organizing chapters, and lobbying to other liberals about gun rights. I'm not a member of this organization, but I support them fully in their endeavor.

Also, I am a gun-toting, Texas dwelling libertarian, and I love boingboing.net--Even if I do disagree with a lot of the opinions here.

Link

Coma cure: Doctor saves girl from rabies by "stopping" brain

BoingBoing reader Xopl says,
Driving home for Thanksgivings, I listed to an interview on Minnesota Public Radio with a Milwaukee, WI doctor who saved the life of a girl who had contracted rabies from a bat. The disease is known as having a 100% fatality rate if you do not receive a vaccine before symptoms show, but the girl's doctor didn't accept that and developed an entirely new way to treat the disease. Apparently, rabies causes the brain to attack the body, and that is what causes death. By putting the girl into a coma he managed to stop the brain from being able to do any damage while the girl's immune system defeated the virus. This is a reminder that sometimes the impossible is possible if you don't listen to those who tell you otherwise. The Associated Press is also covering the story, which can be read in any number of places.
Link

Reader Kim Brennan says,

Rabies is not 100% fatal (to humans) if you have shown symptoms, but all previous survival cases DID receive the vaccine after symptoms had shown. This was the first case of survival without the vaccine.

Hula Hoop-ers crossing

BoingBoing reader Scott Doenges says, "I took this picture earlier this month in Utah's Arches National Park (Link to full-size). Upon close inspection it was clearly a transparent sticker somebody slapped onto the sign. A little Googling told me that these modified pedestrian crossing signs have been spotted all across the country. Here is another one from the D.C. area (Link).

Update D'oh! We've been had! By hula-hippies! Super Mike Lewis says, "When I saw the picture of the Hula-Hoop-ing street sign I thought you were linking to the band The String Cheese Incident. SCI is a bluegrass/rock/jazz jam band out of Colorado. There is real good chance it was a fan of their who stuck the sticker on that street sign." Link. BoingBoing reader Ariel says the band tosses 'em out to fans during shows. Link

Scent of a Cellphone

BB reader Russell Buckley says,
One type [of cell phone decoration] gives off a smell when the phone rings - choose from lemon, peach or even ramen noodles and curry. Mmmm, mine's a vindaloo. Yours for merely $10. Others consist of little figurines, bursting to go to the loo. And if you pull it (where??) it doesn't wait any more!
Link

Space Quilt

Todays Astronomy Picture of The Day from NASA is a quilt designed by a fan of Hubble Space Telescope photography. The 41 inch by 38 inch quilt was sewn by a woman named Judy Ross (wonder if there's any relation to the other Ross famous for sewing something that included stars?) The explanation on the APOD site includes links to the original images: Red Rectangle Nebula (Link), Eskimo Nebula (Link), Sleeping Beauty Galaxy (Link), V838 Monocerotis (Link), and Supernova remnant N49 (Link)
Link (Thanks, Scott Matthews)

Bananaguard

"Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? This unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere." Link (Thanks, Toby and Daniel)

Build your own ACE Satellite

Ivy says,
"This Advanced Composition Explorer [ACE] model was designed with the intermediate to advanced builder in mind.

What ACE does in layman's terms:

The Earth sits in a stream of accelerated particles coming in from the Sun, interstellar material, and galactic sources. The study of these energetic particles will broaden our understanding of the formation and evolution of the solar system, as well as the astrophysical processes involved. The Advanced Composition Explorer (ACE) spacecraft, carrying six high-resolution sensors and three monitoring instruments, will sample low-energy particles of solar origin and high-energy galactic particles, with a collecting power 10 to 1000 times greater than past or planned experiments."

Link

Wireless Research's Biggest Hurdle and Largest Opportunity

For my latest article at TheFeature, I interviewed Ramesh Rao, a director of the California Institute of Telecommunications and Information Technology, who believes that he future potential of mobile technology won't truly be realized until the wireless spectrum's Tower of Babel is toppled.
"No system is designed around the assumption that there will be others in the neighborhood...The wireless world has largely been built around specific technologies that have industry consortiums and standards bodies behind them. So largely, every developer or provider takes the point of view that the world may have a choice, but in the end their system will be the one that's adopted. So we ask, what are the architectures, capabilities and services that can emerge if you set out to exploit the fact that you will have multiple systems surround you?"
Link

Jews For Preservation of Firearms: bonus round

I thought of labeling this post "how to milk one website for every blog-inch it's worth," then thought better. But the Jews For The Preservation of Firearms Ownership website is a veritable html honeypot. Within, one finds ample abundance for not one, not two, but three BoingBoing posts (and counting).

Responding to the suggestion that Brasco the heavily-armed, pants-free, bespectacled Jewish Liberty Bear (tm) might be packin' his Hebrew hardware just for sport, BoingBoing reader Morgan Foust says:

"It's a pretty common misconception that most rabid gun owners own guns for hunting. They often don't (and I would know, I come from a family of gun-totin' survivalists). They own guns for self-defense at the very least, although more of them then you suspect honestly believe that the Democrats and the UN are plotting to take over the US with a 1984-style conspiracy and freedom's only hope are going to be gun-lovin' Americans fighting back, just like 1776 all over again. There's actually a Jewish explanation for this. Some Jews who own guns like to point to the Biblical/Tanakh Book of Esther, in which the Jewish population in Persia circa 450 or so BC arm themselves and repel an army led by a genocidal vizier. There are several verses describing the Jews kicking ass: 'And the Jews smote all their enemies with slaughter and destruction,' or 'the Jews slew five hundred men'."

And reader Cameron spotted another ammolicious goodie in the JFPO store: "They sell a one-of-a-kind pistol with the Bill of Rights on it... for the Jewish Dirty Harry types, I guess. What takes the cake: the $4,000 semiautomatic being sold to support the JPFO documentary film." Link.

Bikini-Clad Breakfast Fun

It's kind of like Naked Lunch, only it's -- well, Scantily-clad Brunch. BoingBoing reader Will Oram says, "You may remember your entry on bikini babes throwing meat products at each other (Link to previous BoingBoing post). They're back...but with hot breakfast action!"

And there's nothing like a hot breakfast to get your day off to the right start. Link to low-res version, other higher rezes are here. If this floats your boat, may I also recommend Fleshbot's disturbingly huge archive of "Atkins Porn"and other culinary kink. Link.

USB mince pies for Christmas

100% Christmas-compatible. "According to Christmas lore, eating a Mince Pie every day in the run up to Christmas will make for a happy year ahead...The USB Mince Pie combines the ease-of-use of USB technology with a super-accurate, faithful reproduction of a genuinely tasty Mince Pie." Link (Thanks, Alex)

Pacers, Pistons b-ball brawl reimagined as Picasso's Guernica

On this odd fan tribute page for the Washington Wizards: a brilliant basketball-riot-themed Photoshop adaptation of Picasso's Guernica. Link (Thanks, Tony, and Doug)

How to Good-bye Depression buttclench therapy: update

Following up on our earlier BoingBoing post about Hiroyuki Nishigaki's book How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?, reader Jeff says,

"Mr. Nishigaki has a jumbled AOL Members site for his book. Link.

Also, his old usenet postings are here: Link."

Online archive of Japanese TV ads

BoingBoing reader Lawrence sez:
I like to capture Japanese commercials, and these include a ton of tech and gadget commercials. My most recent crop includes ads for the PSP + DS, Olympus M:Robe media player, Canon printers and cameras, NTT cameraphones, computers and even a moving company that will offer a quote based on pictures you take with and email from your phone.
Link

Boobs on CSPAN

And when I say "boobs," I am not making a perjorative reference to clue-impaired congresscritters. "Uncensored, unpixelated clips from the M-rated The Guy Game and Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude were shown to a bored looking audience (including Senators Joe Lieberman and Herb Kohl) as part of a National Institure for Media and the Family briefing on its annual MediaWise Video Game Report Card." Link

WP's gossip columnist almost led Iraq's army

Richard Leiby writes the "Reliable Source" column for the Washington Post. On Salon.com, he says: "Right after the fall of Baghdad, hundreds of desperate disbanded troops asked me -- a middle-aged journalist -- to give them jobs. That's when I knew everything was going terribly wrong... My very strange story ... never fails to amuse, bewilder and ultimately dishearten anyone who has ever wondered why combat that was supposed to end on May 1, 2003 -- you know, "Mission Accomplished" -- still rages with no end in sight." Link (via romanesko)

Flash gurus -- Creative Commons needs you

The Creative Commons folks are ISO a Flash/AfterEffects/Video design person. Says CC's Executive Director Glenn Otis Brown, "We'd like to produce a short, new animated/motion graphics film, and we need a great designer and/or animator to help us do so on a fairly tight deadline." Link to details.

Blog Torrent

Dave sez: Downhill Battle has released Blog Torrent to the masses! Blog Torrent is software that makes it much easier to share and download files using the bittorrent protocol on your PHP-enabled web site.

Why does Blog Torrent matter?
Making it easy to blog large video files means that people can share their home movies the same way they share their photos or writings. It lets people create vast networks of truly peer-to-peer video content-- video that was made by individuals and shared with individuals, no bandwidth budget or distribution deal needed. Does this mean that we can do for television what blogs have done for news? Let's find out...

Why use Blog Torrent on your blog or website?
1. It lets you post video or other large files as easily as you post text.
2. Installing Blog Torrent is as easy as uploading a photo to your website or blog.
3. Blog Torrent is the one bittorrent tracker that won't confuse your users.
4. It publishes an RSS feed of all your torrents.

Link (via Waxy)

Bioweapons (or bad sushi) damage politician's face

 Images Thestar Img 041124 Yushchenko 200 Anonymous sez: "Check out the pictures -- before & after -- of Viktor Yushchenko's face. He came down with a mysterious illness' (reportedly toxins from biological weapons, his detractors say he ate bad sushi) a couple of months ago. Doctors in Austria who treated him are under police protection. Meanwhile Yugoslavians Ukrainians are out protesting in the streets against his political opponents, who are accused of winning the election fraudulently. Truth is stranger than -- a fictional cold war spy novel." Link

Little shrimp tail leads to man's eventual death

Zach J sez: In what could only be called an advertisement for the upcoming film version of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Yahoo News has a story of a Benihana chef who tossed a shrimp tail at a man, which caused the man to reflexively jerk his head away from the incoming projectile, resulting in a neck injury. The subsequent surgery for said neck injury failed, requiring a second surgery that ultimately lead to a fatal infection. So, in this litigious modern era, the man's family is naturally suing the Benihana chef for the untimely death. Link

The Turkey has a Posse

BoingBoing reader Ethan says, "I received an email FWD from a friend this morning, asking everyone to choose vegetarian this Thanksgiving. My favorite line was, 'The turkey does not want its throat slit this year.'

Something about its dead-pan delivery (no pun intended) made me think 'The Turkey Has a Posse.'

So here's an image (to put on your own server) I made for the holidays if you want it.Happy Thanksgiving."

Link

Update: "Jews for Preservation of Firearms" greeting cards!

Following up on our previous post about Brasco (tm) the gun-toting, bespectacled Jewish Liberty bear -- don't miss these nifty greeting cards. Nothing says "I love you" like FIREARMS CAN BE FUN, or THE JAPANESE WANT YOUR GUNS. If you're stuck on what to send a young child in your family during the upcoming hols, this oughta do the trick! Link to Brasco(tm) Greeting Cards $11.95 per set of twelve cards.

Reader Paul Mitchum says,

"Sure, the JPFO have Brasco, but will they sell you a mascot costume so that Brasco himself can appear at educational events? No? :-)

Well, check out the NRA's Eddie Eagle. Of course, with great power comes great responsibility, so there are rules about how Eddie can be portrayed by whoever's inside the costume. Note that the NRA is saying that Eddie Eagle should not carry a gun (even a toy or prop), under penalty of civil lawsuit.

Brasco, meanwhile, is clearly ready to take out some punks, once he puts on his glasses."

But WWRD (what would a rabbi do)? BB reader Mike Schleif says,
According to Jewish law, hunting (for fun or sport) is actually not considered appropriate, so the jews for guns site seems odd. Here is a rabbinical explaination of Jewish views on gun use and hunting.
Link. Thanks, Mike, but I think Brasco makes it pretty clear he has bigger concerns.

Sexual Tension

An online gallery of work from photographer Elyse Butler, documenting backstage life in Porn Valley. Some really incredible shots in here. So much "backstage on porn sets" photography approaches the industry with one of two unstated goals: glamorizing or maudlinizing. This work does neither, and it is all the more powerful as a result.

Image: "Porn Actress Nikki Hunter stretches in the dressing room before going out to do a re-enactment of a rape scene on a pool table. Hunter has been doing pornography for about two years and was a stripper previously for eight years. 'It's good money,' she says, 'Much better than just stripping... I'll make about a thousand just tonight.'"

Link, images are not porn but they're not worksafe either. (thanks, S, via jmcolberg)

Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership

Following up on this previous post, reader Ori Neidich says your slack-assed faithful BoingBoing editors "should point out to readers that gun fetishism isn't limited to just Christian Evangelicals." Uhh, puh-lease. As if we didn't know all about gun fetishism already. Anyway, he continues:
"I was reading your post about a Christian Guide to Small Arms [Ed. note: not that kind of small arms] and it reminded me of a site that my friends and I would visit for a hearty guffaw now and then. Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership.

What made it particularly hilarious were the regular columnists such as "Ask the Rabbi" where readers could submit various questions on firearms and religious law answered in one convenient place. Unfortunately, the site has recently become much more propagandistic and has less of the community feeling it did before Bush took office (I guess they are feeling defensive). But if you search through the articles you can still find some of the oldies-but-goodies including reviews of weapons they've taken out to test at the range and PDFs of targets that they make available as free downloads. Like this one (Ed. Note: Godwin's law alert).

Also, they have a coloring book for children that is absolutely hilarous -- Link (PDF). It features Brasco(TM) The Liberty Bear... 'great for introducing children to guns, freedom, and responsibility."

Link. And yes, dear reader, that image would be none other than Brasco the Jewish, gun-toting bear. In closing, I would like to point out that he is not wearing any pants. Thank you.

Gay worm reams Italian Senate

The Italian senate's computer system was shut down today after an attack by a computer worm containing gay porn images. Link

Pop art nouveau robot romance manga

Writing text for blog entries is hard work and I'm sleepy. What needs to be said about Yumiko Kayukawa's delicious pop manga art, beyond what you see here? Shown: Cat Robbot [sic] (Nekogata Robotto). Awesome. Link (Thanks, Mark Hurst).

Update: BoingBoing reader Shane adds, "We recently interviewed Yumiko on our site Crown Dozen, and she's super-sweet." Link to interview.

Psst! Electronic Art

Slate has a story about how the value of digital art is measured -- and the role of intellectual property law in that calculation:
[Eli] Sudbrack vaulted to art stardom with his contribution to last spring's Whitney Biennial -- a surreal full-room installation with a Brazilian-disco vibe that included images of drag queens, soft-core porn, and serial substance abuse. Traditionally, such installations are unique pieces. Those created by artists firmly inscribed in the artistic canon -- such as Joseph Kosuth, Richard Long, or Mona Hatoum -- might sell for $150,000 to $300,000. But Peres Projects broke the Whitney piece down into multiple units (somewhat like the suit, shirt, and shoes of an autumn ensemble in a Barneys window) and sold each individually. To reproduce the whole installation, a collector would have to buy one of each element, at a total cost of $150,000. The defining elements -- the installation's floor, walls, and ceilings -- were in an edition of three. But the five sculptures, priced at $5,000-$15,000, were in an edition of five while the $2,500 decals and $5,000 video were in an edition of 10. Thus, the total list price of products available from the Whitney show was $600,000, minimum. Such sums only matter, of course, if someone will pay them. But by the time Frieze opened barely seven months later, Peres Projects had sold every last item from the Whitney show.

Is this madness? That's debatable. But the sales model definitely reflects a fundamental change in how art can be produced and sold. Purely digital art -- sold as software or access to online environments -- has been creeping into the art market over the last decade, but it still remains very much marginalized.

Link (Thanks, Susannah)

Target Sells Anal Massage: coda

Following up on an interminable string of blather about the fact that Target.com sells an item called "anal massage," I would like to alert all shoppers to this book title -- also available on Target.com.
Hiroyuki Nishigaki:
How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
Aye, there's the rub. Link (Thanks, Nik Willmore)

Reader Chris Slatt adds, "The best part about that anus constriction book isn't that it is sold at Target.com -- it's the customer reviews at Amazon. The 2nd page in particular is quite amusing." Here's a pinch:

A wonderful treatise on depression and a valuable resource for anyone, I can personaly attest to Mr. Nishigaki's methods. By following his instructions implicitly, I have banished the dark clouds under which I suffered for years, and have integrated his practices completely into my life. Even as I sit and type this review I am busy constricting my anus and counting, 80,81,82,83....... ooops!
Link

Siege adds, "The legendary Goatse himself reviewed it." Link

BB reader Magnus confesses,

I actually purchased a copy of How to Goodbye Depression from Amazon a couple of years ago. The first part of the book is a collection of Usenet postings in which the author baffles a procession of posters with his anus-constricting theories. The second part constains more, erm, practical information.

The book manages to hover delicately on the knife-edge between wind-up and misguided sincerity; with everything given added semiotic slip by the Engrish in which it's written. The reader genuinely has no idea whether they're being laughed at, whether they're in on the joke, or whether there's even a joke at all.

I think it should be retitled Finnegan's Arse.

Turbospoke

Caution: this bicycle accessory may instantly tranform your 6-year-old child into a pint-sized Hell's Angel. Turbospoke is an attachment for the rear chain stay. Rember the old "playing card in your spokes" trick for making basdass noise on your badass bike? This is like that, only badasser. Link (thanks Marc)

Update: BB reader Matt Dowling says, "On an episode of the TV show Braniac in the UK, a kid wanted to know if he was faster or slower with the turbospoke attached to his bike. So they set up a little circuit for him to pedal around with the thing on/off. Realisticly it should slow him down, but the result was that he went faster with the thing on, and what they figured is that it was psychological in speeding him up (with the "vrooom" and all)."

America's new anti-piracy czar

From The Hollywood Reporter:
Buried inside the massive $388 billion spending bill Congress approved during the weekend is a program that creates a federal copyright enforcement czar. Under the program, the president can appoint a copyright law enforcement officer whose job is to coordinate law enforcement efforts aimed at stopping international copyright infringement and to oversee a federal umbrella agency responsible for administering intellectual property law.

Intellectual property law enforcement is divided among a range of agencies including the Library of Congress, the Justice and State departments and the U.S. Trade Representative. It is hoped that designating a single overseer to coordinate copyright law enforcement will put some cohesion into the federal effort, said one Senate Appropriations Committee aide.

Link

"What're You Lookin' At?!" anthology

WhatyoulookingatFantagraphics has published the What're You Lookin' At?! anthology, by Johnny Ryan. Featuring the collected stories from Angry Youth Comix, this 150-page black and white comic stars Loady McGee, a pimply faced troublemaker who behaves like Donald Duck might after drinking several bottles of fortified wine, and Sinus O'Gynus, the softheaded and sensitive "Patrick" to Loady's "Spongebob." The art and stories are like the very best comics a bored highschooler might draw during study hall. They're gross, immature, unkind, and crude. Fortunately, they're also hilarious, which makes them well worth reading. Last time Pesco was at my house he couldn't stop laughing at these stories. Link

Video of TV-B-Gone in action

Phillip Torrone sez: TV-B-Gone is a device that reports to turn off virtually all TVs, and so far in our tests, it's knocked out anything we've pointed at it. Of course that wasn't good enough, we're recording the IR signals and putting it on iPod with a sound to IR converter, that way we can play "tv off" all the time and turn off TVs wherever we go, always. Link

Exploding cellphones

According to this news article, there have been 83 incidents of spontaneously-exploding cellphones in the past two years. "If you're cramming more and more power in a small space, what you're making is a small bomb." Link (Thanks, Nick Douglas)

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition

Once an eBook and now a website, A Christian's Guide to Small Arms is described by author Gospel Plow as " a primer for the Christian who is beginning to reject the false theology that requires him to be a pacifistic patsy in the face of heathen hordes." Snip:
The most probable scenario that the Christian American, called to fight for God, family, and country, will be presented with is that of the guerrilla resistance. He will be facing an enemy occupational force that will have great superiority in materiel and organization. Outside sources of supply and instruction will not be likely. The wisest course in this situation is to choose weapons and tactics that minimize supply, training, and maintenance problems.
Link. Legal curiosity: the "copyright" page has a a few things (structurally) in common with a Creative Commons license. But Mr. Plow has elected to limit free distribution permissions to "Christian person[s], educational organization[s], fellowship[s], church[es], or militia[s]." (Thanks, Wayne Correia)

Tinfoil beanie faux-Larouche protest -- more photos

Following up on this previous BoingBoing post, BoingBoing reader joshua c. bis sez, "Looks like there are a bunch of photos of the event: Link, and another Link. Here's a livejournal post from one of the participants -- Link. All by way of this "warning post" from the uw livejournal community, Link."

Signs like It's the PSYCHIC Economy, stupid!!! = nothing less than brilliance. Some *actual* LaRouche demonstrators -- who clearly had no warning the event was taking place -- were present, and utterly befuddled.

50,000 comic book covers

Kamandi #1 Wow - a searchable database of 50,000 comic book covers. Link

Economic "armageddon" coming to a world near you

The chief economist at Morgan Stanley is 90% certain that the US economy is headed for disaster.
To finance its current account deficit with the rest of the world, he said, America has to import $2.6 billion in cash. Every working day.

That is an amazing 80 percent of the entire world's net savings.

Sustainable? Hardly.

Meanwhile, he notes that household debt is at record levels.

Twenty years ago the total debt of U.S. households was equal to half the size of the economy.

Today the figure is 85 percent.

Nearly half of new mortgage borrowing is at flexible interest rates, leaving borrowers much more vulnerable to rate hikes.

Americans are already spending a record share of disposable income paying their interest bills. And interest rates haven't even risen much yet.

Link

Tinfoil beanie hatted protestors out-Larouche Larouche

Some say the art of theater is dead. Some say the art of protest is dead. But theatrical unprotest art is alive and well. College student and BB reader John Duffell sez:
So yesterday I was out walking to class at the University of Washington when I came across a group of bizzaro Bizarros donning tinfoil hats and making outrageous statements. One was waving a sign that said "Build an escalator to mars"; another sign bore the sentence, "Dick Cheney is a salamander."

My first thought was that they were the often-seen-around-campus avid followers of Lyndon Hermyle LaRouche, Jr., perennial presidential candidate, perennial nutcase. "Holy living fuck," I thought, "These people are seriously getting out of control" -- and then I realized that they were MAKING FUN of the Larouche people. It was amazing. I was dumbstruck by the genius. The whole thing was practically a religious experience.

When class got out, I returned to the scene, and all that remained were a couple of leftover crazies standing at a Larouche table promising $100 to whomever could construct a cube twice the volume of another cube but with the same surface area. Honest to God, I'm still not sure if those were the false LaRouchites or the real mccoy.

Link to PDF of yesterday's edition of the U. of Washington's paper, and Link to The Daily Washington's home page.

And before you guffaw too loudly at those signs, remember -- some folks take the "escalator to Mars" thing very seriously. Link. And at least one lefty website purports to have evidence of a Cheney-reptile connection. Link

Krappy gifts

Webstore krappy.com is the "home of unpopular culture," offering kitsch/weird items such as the bubble wrap terrorist (shown here), Eye Spark Robot figurine, and the unforgettable Vietnamese Ear Cleaner (doubles as a torture instrument). The product blurbs are as entertaining as the goods themselves. Link (thanks, Mark Hurst)

Dan Rather to resign from CBS

From an AP report:
Dan Rather, embattled anchor of the "CBS Evening News," announced today that he will step down in March, on the 24th anniversary of taking over the job from Walter Cronkite. The veteran anchor has been under fire in recent months for his role in a "60 Minutes Wednesday" story that questioned President Bush's service in the National Guard, which turned out to based on allegedly forged documents.

Rather, 73, said he will continue to work for CBS, as a correspondent for both editions of "60 Minutes." He made no mention of the National Guard story in announcing the change, saying he had agreed with CBS executives last summer that after the Nov. 2 election would be the right time to leave.

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Cory offline until Dec 12

I'm off for my first multi-week, fully offline holiday since 2001, and it's about time. I won't be answering any mail between now and December 12th. Here's some alternate contact info for while I'm away:
  • If you've got a Boing Boing suggestion, you can (and should!) use the form. (My lovely and talented co-editors will be blogging as normal!)
  • If you've got a business-related Boing Boing question, you can direct it to our business manager, John Battelle.
  • If you've got a professional inquiry about my writing, you can contact Russ Galen, my literary agent.
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Now, I've got a plane to catch! See you December 12th or so!

Jaws vs. The Dolphins

Reuters reports that a pod of dolphins protected swimmers from an attacking great white shark off the coast of New Zealand's North island:
"They started to herd us up, they pushed all four of us together by doing tight circles around us," (Rob) Howes told the New Zealand Press Association (NZPA).

Howes tried to drift away from the group, but two of the bigger dolphins herded him back just as he spotted a three-meter (nine feet) great white shark swimming towards the group.
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Space shots

aat100I just saw an exhibition in Paris of spectacular space images taken by photographic scientist-astronomer David Malin using the telescopes at the Anglo-Australian Observatory. The photographs were remarkable, but it was particularly strange and cool to see a collection of scientific work in a gallery setting just down the hall from an exhibit of Louise Bourgeois prints. Link

Fake Lego burned to heat Finnish homes

A multi-ton shipment of Chinese fake Lego that was seized in Finland is being incinerated at a heating plant.
About ten tons of counterfeit Lego blocks were destroyed at the Kymeenlaakso waste processing plant in Anjalankoski on Thursday. The plastic will be mixed with other waste and burned at a district heating plant in Lahti...

Johannes Qvist, regional manager of Lego in Finland said that in addition to commercial considerations, the destruction was also a safety issue, as the pirated Legos do not comply with toy safety standards.

Link (Thanks, Matt!)

Great moments in sports

Accompanying a Sports Illustrated article about the brawl at the recent Pacers-Pistons basketball game is this great chronology of "some fan confrontations with athletes and officials at pro sports events in the United States." Here's are a few of them:
April 19, 2003: An Oakland Athletics fan threw a cell phone at Texas Rangers outfielder Carl Everett....

Sept. 19, 2002: A father and son burst onto the field at Chicago's Comiskey Park and slammed Kansas City Royals first-base coach Tom Gamboa to the ground, punching and kicking him....

Nov. 24, 1999: Oakland Raiders were pelted with snowballs, some spiked with batteries, at Denver's Mile High Stadium. Charles Woodson allegedly threw a snowball that struck a female fan in the face, and Lincoln Kennedy went after a fan who hit him in the face with a snowball....
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Disney turns movie screenings into search-and-harass ordeals

Disney's started confiscating movie viewers' cellphones and cameras, and subjecting them to roving patrols of ushers, and marring the prints with red identification dots at fifteen minute intervals.
After the screening I went to the table to collect my cell phone and handed them my ticket. The table had over 100 phones on it in the plastic bags. The geniuses they have working security couldn't find my phone after five minutes of searching so I looked myself and managed to find the ticket number in about 30 seconds. While I was waiting though I was able to enjoy this conversation between security and a well dressed agent type:

"Do you have your ticket sir?"

"You never gave me a ticket."

"Yes we did sir."

"I have another ID."

"I need your ticket sir."

"You never gave me a ticket"

"You'll have to wait till we are done here and then we'll try to find your phone."

In despair the agent person said "Why am I being punished for your mistakes?"

Link (via Waxy)

Copyrights are awarded without economic rationale

James Boyle, an amazing academic copyfighter, has written a positively brilliant column for the Financial Times on the crazy way that IP policy gets made -- without any evidence, without any followup. In particular, Boyle writes about database copyright, which Americans don't have and which Europeans do have -- and how the European database industry is atrophying under this punishing regime that allows companies to own collections of facts.
Are database rights necessary for a thriving database industry? The answer is a clear “no.†In the United States, the database industry has grown more than 25-fold since 1979 and - contrary to those who paint the Feist case as a revolution - for that entire period, in most of the United States, it was clear that unoriginal databases were not covered by copyright. The figures are even more interesting in the legal database market. The two major proponents of database protection in the United States are Reed Elsevier, the owner of Lexis, and Thomson Publishing, the owner of Westlaw. Fascinatingly, both companies made their key acquisitions in the US legal database market after the Feist decision, at which point no one could have thought unoriginal databases were copyrightable. This seems to be some evidence that they believe they could make money even without a database right. How? In the old-fashioned way: competing on features, accuracy, tied services, making users pay for entry to the database and so on.

If those companies believed there were profits to be made, they were right. Jason Gelman, one of our students, points out in a recent paper that Thomson’s Legal Regulatory division had a profit margin of over 26% for the first quarter of 2004. Reed Elsevier’s 2003 profit margin for LexisNexis was 22.8%. Both profit margins were significantly higher than the company average and both are earned primarily in the $6 billion US legal database market, a market which is thriving without strong intellectual property protection over databases. (First rule of thumb for regulators: when someone with a profit margin over 20% asks you for additional monopoly protection, pause before agreeing.)

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Color laser printers add hidden ID number to print-outs

Zach J sez: Colour laser printer manufacturers encode each printout with the printer's serial number so they can trace it back to you if you are counterfitting bills. They can trace it back to you for anything else as well. Oh, and you could of course hack this to give yourself a nice alibi. "Clearly it wasn't MY printer, look at the code!" How long have they been doing this? Why isn't it common knowledge? What other ways to track our lives have been implemented without a big announcement? Link

UPDATE: Anonymous sez: "The answer to the question of how long color laser copiers have been encoding their serial numbers onto their prints is: at least since 1995 or so.

"The Canon CLC 700 was introduced then and didn't come with the any discernible anti-counterfeiting features. The previous generations of the Canon CLC lines detected that they were being used to copy currency and put a blackish green cast over the output. The problem with the old system was that the detection was too sensitive and would trip on non-currency items and not detect the planned new currency designs.

"After a bit of looking (and some pointed questioning on behalf of our security-conscious customers) we found about the yellow-dot encoding, and sure enough, it's been on every color machine since.

"The reason you probably haven't heard much about it is because it (AFAIK) is only used by the Secret Service to trace counterfeit documents back to their source machines, and the Secret Service doesn't like to talk too much about means and methods."

Werewolf and furry Bible-bashing

This website is dedicated to preaching the gospel to the "werewolf and furry community" so that they can have their souls saved even if they enjoy dressing up like giant animals or, possibly, believe themselves to be nonhuman.
Q: How can you be a dragon and a Christian at the same time?

A: Many shifters worry that they are so strange that they can never be accepted into the Body of Christ. That's not true and its not being fair to Christians. We Christians accept people from all walks of life. I'm proof of that.

I have been told that my shifter feelings are a lie from satan and that God has a plan for me in this human body. Well I don't know what that plan is, and as far as I can see, that divine plan will never see fruition because I feel too much like a loser to implement it.

So I need to be a dragon, a beautiful and powerful dragon that's fears not what men can say or do and attracts many followers. If I was a dragon, I could do so much good for this world because my self-confidence would return to me. I pray constantly to God to change me, and He tells me to wait.

If I can handle being a Christian, you can too, because I'm more f***** up than you are.

Link (via Making Light)

DIY gramophone build-notes and video

Back in the summer, Mark blogged this completely bad-ass Japanese build-your-own gramophone kit that could record and play back audio by etching it with a needle in a medium like a CD or a plastic disc. Adam got ahold of one and built it, posting his build-ntoes and video of the gramophone in action. Damn, it's cool. Link (Thanks, Adam!)

NYT on Falluja shooting video response via blog

Following up yesterday's BB post about Kevin Sites' blog post on the Falluja shooting video: The New York Times covers Mr. Sites' response-via-blog today; it was the first time he'd issued a detailed statement about the events surrounding what was captured on tape, and the decisions that followed.

I am told that this is the first time the paper has based an entire story around a blog entry. Link. See also this North County Times op-ed. Link. Kevin Sites' "Open Letter to the Devil Dogs of the 3.1" -- Link

Ed Felten's lecture: "Rip, Mix, Burn, Sue" -- UPDATED

Ed Felten, the legendary engineer who led the team that broke the music industry's watermarking scheme and whom the music industry threatened with legal action if he presented his findings at a technical conference, has given an amazing lecture on copyright and technology as part of the Princeton President's Lecture series, called "Rip, Mix, Burn, Sue: Technology, Politics, and the Fight to Control Digital Media." It's a fantastic primer for geeks, lawyers and civilians on the copyfight. Link (Thanks, Michael!)

Update: Ed Felten sez, "The lecture is now available under a Creative Commons (non-commercial, share-alike) license. There's a page with license info and links to the lecture. At the moment it has the streams only, but I hope to add other formats as soon as I can. If anybody translates it into a different format, I would like to know so I can add a link to my page and/or redistribute the translation myself. [Note: Email Ed with your new formats, NOT Cory]

Pirates book reads like a mix of Monty Python and Hardy Boys

I've just finished Gideon Defoe's book "The Pirates! In an Adventure With Scientists," which is billed as "a Blackadder for the high seas." It's a very funny little hardcover -- about an hour's read, that tells a pirate adventure story in mock-kid's-book style that reads like a cross between Monty Python and the Hardy Boys. Great stocking stuffer!
'Listen, why don't I sing you a song?' said the Elephant Man, obviously desperate to try to change the subject. He even got up and did an ungainly jig as he sang,

I look like some ex-pe-ri-ment!
But please believe me I'm a proper gent!
I seem like a monster, but whatcha don't know is,
I got a scorching case of neurofibromatosis
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Jennifer and the pirate with a scarf gave up on getting a straight answer, and went off to search for any clues that might be evident at the other exhibits. But they had no more luck with the Man Who Could Eat A Bicycle, or the Lady Who Had Had Hiccups For Forty Years, or even with the Girl From Chesterfield Who Would Repeatedly Go Out With Idiots When She Could DO A Great Deal Better For Herself. The pea-soup fog was starting to make their eyes sting, so Jennifer and the pirate ducked inside a tent that was simply marked 'A Special Exhibit For The Ladies'. It didn't seem very special, it was just an empty and badly lit tent as far as the pirate with a scarf could make out.

19 Or possibly Proteus Syndrome. There is still some debate in medical circles. Contrary to popular belief, Michael Jackson never did purchase the Elephant Man's skeleton from the Royal Hospital. This is a good example of how you shouldn't believe everything that people tell you.

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Update: Ben sez, "The book's Pirate Captain hero has his own blog on Livejournal. According to the user info, the blog is 'a presentation of a ship's log discovered at a car boot sale in Botley, Oxfordshire in 1997' and is 'intended primarily for maritime historians and business leaders with an interest in inspirational management techniques'".

Self-cleaning suit

Clemson University researchers are making headway toward the long-hyped notion of nanotech-outfitted, self-cleaning clothing. They've created a polymer film peppered with silver nanoparticles that enable water to pick up dirt as it rolls off the fabric. From a press release issued by the American Chemical Society:
“The coating doesn’t actually clean itself, but it does resist dirt much better than other fabric treatments,” explains research team member Phil Brown, Ph.D., a textile chemist with Clemson University in Clemson, S.C. “The concept is based on the lotus plant, whose leaves are well-known for their ability to ‘self-clean’ by repelling water and dirt. Likewise, when water is exposed to the treated fabric, the dirt will be carried away more easily. You will still need some water to rinse away dirt and stains, but cleaning will be quicker and less frequent.”
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Full-back HTML tattoo

Brad sez, "BMEZine.com's 'Geek Tattoo' section continues to amaze--here's an HTML-inspired backpiece." Link (Thanks, Brad!)

Barbara Rushkoff's new book

jewishholidayfunMy friend Barbara Rushkoff's brilliant 'zine Plotz, was a nerdy, hysterical, smart, honest, irreverent, and sometimes touching take on being Jewish in the modern world. Now, Barbara brings her Plotz perspective to Judaism's seemingly impenetrable holiday tradition in a new book. From imagined pages of TV Guide at Christmas "if Jews really did own the media," to the temporary shelters of Sukkot as advertised in a bizzaro world Sears catalog, "Jewish Holiday Fun...For You!" is a pop cultural tour-de-force of an historically unpopular culture. A perfect gift for under the Hanukkah Bush. From the introduction:
"We get to light menorah candles. Which means we get to play with fire. Sure, throwing tinsel on a tree is fun, but it's just not FIRE."
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Superman is bad role model

Researchers at New York University and MIT have discovered that people with Superman on their mind are less likely than others to help people in need. The reason, the psychologists propose, is that the average person quickly realizes that there's no way they can compare to the Man of Steel. Priming the subjects in the study with thoughts of other, well, lesser superheroes did not have the same effect. For the study, published in the Journal of Experimental Social Psychology, students were asked to volunteer for a fake community service program after being cued to think about Superman or other superheroes. From a New Scientist article:
"Students who thought of Superman volunteered much less of their time than those who thought about other superheroes. Furthermore, Superman-primed subjects were significantly less likely to show up at a meeting for volunteers held three months after they were initially asked to participate."
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Lone gunmen?

jfkrshot2On the 41st anniversary of John F. Kennedy's assassination, Glasgow video game company Traffic has released JFK Reloaded. A reconstruction of the scene and events around the Texas School Book Depository that tragic day, the game puts Oswald's rifle in the hands of players. From a Boston Herald article and Traffic's press release:
"We've created the game with the belief that Oswald was the only person that fired the shots on that day, although this recreation proves how immensely difficult his task was,'' (Traffic's Kirk) Ewing said.
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US peso circles the drain, may suck global economy down with it

With the US dollar circling the drain in the wake of unchecked defecit spending by the irresponsible Bush administration, the world economy is being disrupted. In China, people wiht hard currency assets are converting them from dollars to Yuan, with enormous bank-queues of those who are selling US currency as fast as they can (Cuba's gotten in on the act, trading its dollar assets for Yen and Euros).
So far, the dollar's slide to nine-year lows doesn't reflect panic. But some analysts say a run on the dollar is possible. And even an orderly drop could affect everything from mortgages to prices at Wal-Mart.

The good news for Americans: It's getting easier for manufacturers to sell products overseas, and more likely that tourists from Germany will flock to US National Parks.

But the downside could be significant. America, the world's leading importer of goods, is now buying them at higher prices. And if the dollar's dive makes foreign investors wary, US interest rates may have to rise to attract buyers of federal debt.

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Indie label adopts Creative Commons licenses

Positron! Records, an independent label, has adopted Creative Commons for its releases!
Positron! Records is pleased to announce that our artists now have the option of releasing their works under Creative Commons licenses.

Unlike those who suffer from what we like to call "major label retardation," we here at Positron! have never believed it was bad thing for our supporters to share our music with their friends. The Creative Commons licenses we use legally allow you to share songs from these records on peer-to-peer networks. In addition, you can sample portions of these songs for use in your own compositions, whether they are mash-ups for your friends, or a commercial release. The only caveat is that the resulting work must be released under the same license. It is our way of both thumbing our nose at the ridiculous state of copyright law in this country, and letting you, our customer and supporter, know that you are not a criminal, but a trusted ally in the war against corporate stupidity.

Link (Thanks, Chris!)

Internet "Hopkin" meme unravelled

Hopkin Green Frog is a complicated story. It begins with fliers posted around Seattle, seemingly drawn by a small child, asking for a lost pet frog called "Hopkin Green Frog" to be returned. The flier was plaintive, funny, and charming, and it began to circulate among photoshopping internet hipsters, who remixed its elements into various scenes from mundane and exotic world: the Hopkin Flier on a military briefing screen, surrounded by alert marines; angry demonstrators carrying WHO TOOK MY FROG? placards; the frog on a milk carton, etc -- if you're familiar with the All Your Base phenonmenon, you'll recognize this as an allied circumstance (we blogged this part already).

Mike from WhyBark lives in Seattle, and decided that this would be a cute piece for the local newspaper. He'd read on MeFi that Hopkin was actually a McDonald's toy, and he tracked down a new one for $5 on eBay. He called the number on the flier and repeatedly tried to make contact with Hopkin's owner's father. After many attempts, he got through, and got to the bottom of the Hokin Green Frog mystery.

Hopkin's bereaved owner is a 16-year-old autistic boy, who was very upset about the loss of his toy. According to his father, he's gotten over the loss of Hopkin and giving him a replacement Hokpin would be a bad idea, as it would re-open old wounds.

The person who drew the flier is a sixteen-year-old boy who suffers from autism. His father was unaware that his son may have made more than one batch of fliers (it appears that new fliers were hung in May of 2004). He did know about the loss of the frog and I believe that he knew about the first batch of fliers.

He also did not want me to give the frog to his son. He’s forgotten it, he told me. Bringing it up again will probably only bring up a bunch of bad memories.

He was quite unaware of the interest in the frog and the flier on the internet. He reiterated that he did not think it would be a good idea to show the sites to his son.

Link (Thanks, Mike!)

Kevin Sites responds on Falluja shooting video via his blog

Blogger and war correspondent Kevin Sites has issued his first detailed public statement on the Falluja shooting incident and its aftermath -- by way of his blog.
In the particular circumstance I was reporting, it bothered me that the Marine didn't seem to consider the other insurgents a threat -- the one very obviously moving under the blanket, or even the two next to me that were still breathing. I can't know what was in the mind of that Marine. He is the only one who does.

But observing all of this as an experienced war reporter who always bore in mind the dark perils of this conflict, even knowing the possibilities of mitigating circumstances -- it appeared to me very plainly that something was not right. According to Lt. Col Bob Miller, the rules of engagement in Falluja required soldiers or Marines to determine hostile intent before using deadly force. I was not watching from a hundred feet away. I was in the same room. Aside from breathing, I did not observe any movement at all.

Making sure you know the basis for my choices after the incident is as important to me as knowing how the incident went down. I did not in any way feel like I had captured some kind of "prize" video. In fact, I was heartsick. Immediately after the mosque incident, I told the unit's commanding officer what had happened. I shared the video with him, and its impact rippled all the way up the chain of command. Marine commanders immediately pledged their cooperation.

We all knew it was a complicated story, and if not handled responsibly, could have the potential to further inflame the volatile region. I offered to hold the tape until they had time to look into incident and begin an investigation -- providing me with information that would fill in some of the blanks.

For those who don't practice journalism as a profession, it may be difficult to understand why we must report stories like this at all -- especially if they seem to be aberrations, and not representative of the behavior or character of an organization as a whole. The answer is not an easy one.

In war, as in life, there are plenty of opportunities to see the full spectrum of good and evil that people are capable of. As journalists, it is our job is to report both -- though neither may be fully representative of those people on whom we're reporting. For example, acts of selfless heroism are likely to be as unique to a group as the darker deeds. But our coverage of these unique events, combined with the larger perspective - will allow the truth of that situation, in all of its complexities, to begin to emerge. That doesn't make the decision to report events like this one any easier. It has, for me, led to an agonizing struggle -- the proverbial long, dark night of the soul.

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René Cigler art show

reneciglerBoing Boing pal (and bOING bOING cover artist) René Cigler has some new work in a group show at Track 16 Gallery in Santa Monica California. The pieces are sculpted characters with handmade everything. For a sneak peek check them out on her site. Link

G-Cans: massive underground water system in Japan

g-cansChe sez: Tokyo is an impressive city above ground, but one of the most incredible things about this city is it's mind-bogglingly complex underground. The G-Cans Project is a massive project, begun 12 years ago, to build infrastructure for preventing overflow of the major rivers and waterways spidering the city (A serious problem for Tokyo during rainy-season and typhoon season). The underground waterway is the largest in the world and sports five 32m diameter, 65m deep concrete containment silos which are connected by 64 kilometers of tunnel sitting 50 meters beneath the surface.

The whole system is powered by 14000 horsepower turbines which can pump 200 tons of water a second into the large outlying edogawa river. I'm in the middle of playing Halflife2 right now and something like this looks like its straight out of the game or some sci-fi movie. This unbelievable gallery of photos however, is not CG, it is the real deal.

The site is all in Japanese, but if you click around the menus a bit, there are animations and diagrams of how the system works, and other interesting photos of the high-tech control center and turbine facilities. Supposedly the G-Cans project is also meant to be a tourist attraction, and can be visited for free. very cool. Link

More on modern pirates

piratesAfter posting my entry about modern pirates who eavesdrop on satellite-based mobile phone calls, a couple of people have send in some amazing stuff about pirates.

Xeni sez: "Check out these photos Eric Pasquier took of the pirates. Link (Sample shown here)

"Also, see this related story which uses some of Pasquier's amazing pirate photos." Link

Chris O'Connor sez: "This is a lovely listing of all sorts of modern piratatical activity reporting for shipping companies and includes semi-detailed descriptions of pirate attacks." Link

Anonymous sez: "Fun story on piracy, but not entirely accurate. According to Dr. Peter Chalk, a piracy expert at the RAND Corporation, piracy in the Straits of the Moluccas does not usually end up in killing of the crew *unless* the crew resists. (Of course the situation may be different off Brazil or Africa.) Usually they're just put off the ship on a lifeboat and the ship and cargo are stolen. The ships sometimes get reused, and sometimes are simply set adrift after their cargoes are offloaded and resold. This piracy is far more common than we the public hear about. Dr. Chalk estimates that about 10% (or less) of ship hijackings are reported. Link

Clueless Pennsylvania senate says no to muni WiFi, but others say yes

Esme Vos of the exxxxcellentttt muniwireless.com newsletter, about community wireless and broadband projects, says:
The Pennsylvania Senate has just passed a bill that would limit the ability of municipalities to build alternative broadband networks and challenge the incumbent's (Verizon's) dominance of broadband in the state.

The bill is on the governor's desk and he is balking at signing it because of the restriction. People can contact him and urge him to veto it.

More information on the bill, and contact information for Pennsylvania's governor, are here: Link

Girlmod

BoingBoing reader Brenda Vonahsen says,

"This company (Link) makes concept models, and in their spare time (I'm guessing) they makes large models like this one (Link) and (Link).

"If you look carefully in one of those links, you can see a power cord coming in to the model, and a monitor line coming out. Yes, it's a casemod. The monitor is external (on the left). Here's the making-of documentation (Link). Pretty imrpressive, however, they are not alone (Link)."

Let them eat cake!

Two seventh graders in Marietta, Georgia were arrested after serving yummy cornbread cake to their classmates. The cake was spiced with an expired prescription drug, bleach, clay, and tabasco sauce. From an Associated Press report:
"They took it into the cafeteria at lunch time and began passing it out to students, just whoever would take a piece," said Jay Dillon, spokesman for the Cobb County School District in suburban Atlanta.

Some of the students started vomiting after eating the cake Tuesday, officials said. Eleven students, mostly seventh graders, were treated at a hospital and released, Dillon said.
Link (via Fortean Times)

Neal Stephenson's System of the World concludes the Baroque Trilogy

I've just finished the last page out of 2,700 in total in Neal Stephenson's amazing, astounding, frustrating, hysterically funny Baroque Trilogy. Finishing books that are this ambitious conveys a real sense of accomplishment on the reader, and not just because my shoulder will ache less for no longer being weighted down by several pounds of Stephenson in my bag.

The Baroque Cycle began with Quicksilver, which set up the story: Daniel Waterhouse, a distant ancestor of the lead character in Cryptonomicon, is the son of a revolutionary puritan in 17th Century England who escapes revolution, plague and fire in the company of Sir Isaac Newton and the founding fathers of Natural Philosophy, the rationalists who dissect dogs and swill mercury and invent science. His adventures in and out of London are set in motion by Enoch Root -- not an ancestor of Cryptonomicon's Enoch Root, it seems, but the actual Enoch Root, hundreds of years before Cryptonomicon's action. (Another major element here is the simultaneous invention of calculus by Leibniz and Newton)

The story picks up in The Confusion, where we get to spend a lot of time in the company of Bob and Jack Shaftoe (ancestors of Cryptonomicon's Bobby Shaftoe), who are engaged in swashbuckling, globe-spanning adventures that contain, among other things, the best swordfighting scenes I've read since The Princess Bride. At the center of all of this is the Duchess Eliza of Arcachon-Qwghlm, a distant ancestor of the Qwghlmers from Cryptonomicon.

Finally, the story concludes in volume three, The System of the World, which brings together all of these characters in London as they hurtle towards the fusion of the old system -- alchemy, superstition and regency -- fuses with the new -- money, rationalism, mercantilism.

The historicity of these books is borderline alarming. Stephenson has researched so many goddamned interesting factoids about pirates, the birth off the monetary system, natural philosophy, alchemy, the court of the Sun King, the functioning of London's ancient prisons, the nature of sewage disposal in early metropolises, and many other diverse subjects that you can practically open the books to any page and find five cool trivia questions to baffle your friends with on e.g. long plane trips.

The storylines are convoluted in the extreme: they twist and turn on themselves, surprising and delighting.

The characters are Stephenson's best: funny, likable, roguish, brilliant, and insightful, and they serve to illuminate his research, and almost never seem like an artifice for this purpose.

The books' strengths, however, are also their failings. They are slow in many places, bogged down in detail (especially the intrigues among the many royals), as though Stephenson was bent on conveying the sheer tedium of life in the 16th and 17th centuries. The convolutions in the plotlines veer back and forth between intriguing and confusing.

For all that, these books are like a good curry. They're mild and interesting when you first taste them, but after you've swallowed, they grow on you, spreading a warm fire throughout your digestive system, making beads of sweat appear on your forehead. Since finishing the first two books, I've been practically haunted by them. Ever time I spend money, or walk through London, or see a ship, or think about math and science, some snippet of those books springs to mind, a lens through which to reexamine my thinking and assumptions.

The System of the World is no less moving: even as I drew toward the conclusion, it was already working at me, making me think hard about the world around me. Though reading these books was, at times, a chore, it was a chore that paid off handsomely.

week of 11/21/2004