Inexplicably weird NSFW website du jour

This website belonging to a self-proclaimed "sexual scientist" in Boca Raton reads like a schizoid cross between a Dr. Bronner's soap label and Dear Penthouse.

# "Welcome to the Orgasm & BrainWash Engineering Center where BrainWash is defined as an alternation of gene and enzyme expression in your 3 brains - the head, gut and pelvic cavity."
# "We have a complete orgasm solution for the loving couples under the heaven and on the earth, maybe under the earth too if they are alive."

Link. Don't miss the tinfoil-beanie-cap prosaic brilliance of this item in Dr. Lin's fuck-FAQ: "Vibrator - the Weapon of Mass Destruction or Pleasure?" Link. The good doctor also weighs in on such topics as animal copulation and electron sex. (via MeFi).

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