Breast-enlarging ringtones

Pete Rojas from Engadet says,

Anyone catch that story that was going around last week about a ringtone that's being sold in Japan that supposedly will enlarge your breasts just be listening to it? Well, we were dying of to hear what such a ringtone would sound like (purely for research purposes, of course), so we convinced Engadget's Tokyo correspondent to download the ringtone to his phone and record it for us as an MP3 so we could heard what it sounded like. I expected something at least vaguly ambient or new age or whatever, but it actually sounds like some dude playing a wicked solo on a guitar. Supposedly the ringtone is selling like crazy (not sure whether I believe that), but the company behind it also has plans for ringtones that'll cure baldness, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, and quit smoking.

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