Friday, September 17, 2004

TSA OKs airport crotch-mauling


The TSA has decided that it will catch more terrorists by giving airport screeners the authority to maul your crotch.
Currently, they concentrate mostly on arms and legs. Now, they'll be able to pat other areas if they look suspicious. TSA spokeswoman Yolanda Clark would not elaborate, citing security.
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