Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Panic inducing airline emergency information card


airplanecard Paul sez: "Handy advice (from one of those airline folders in the back of the seat) on what to do if your Tajik Air flight is hijacked. Apparently, it has a great deal to do with fondling space aliens, mutant airplane doors that eat people, but definitely not drinking. I'm guessing from the pictures. Last few lines of each section are in English. Sort of. Do not express you angry, do not wipe in voice, our cough. Close your eyes and do not stir them. "
Link



posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 04:10:25 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Email this entry to:


Your email address:


Message (optional):