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Thursday, September 2, 2004

5 things I'll be doing while you're at Burning Man

Five things I'll be doing while you're at Burning Man

1.carefully stewarding my pallor
2. repeatedly watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the TiVo
3. defecating indoors -- copiously, often, and without queueing
4. not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named "Shanti"
5. wearing clothes--lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes

Link (Thanks, Jason Schultz!)

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