Wednesday, August 18, 2004
I F**CKED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A**: UPDATE
Recently on BoingBoing, I blogged about Hollywood space oddity Dessarae Bradford, spotted at the Erotic LA convention hawking a self-published book titled
I FU*KED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A*S -- a first-person autobiographical account of an alleged starfucking incident. Flashback to the liner notes:
"In Sept. 2002, I fu**ed Alec Baldwin in his a** in a hot, sweaty, nasty sex romp. Read the story that will change lives. Be the first one on your block to have the nitty gritty about that night, that will be only told in my book. Grab the scoop before my story gets into the hands of the media, and they attemp to censor it. I had Alec Baldwin on all four's for me, and S/M was involved. Read the real story. Tell everyone you know about this site. Free Baldwin brothers, and family photos come with this book, and a free I FU**ED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A** bumper sticker too."Ladies, gentlemen, and happy mutants, I'm now shocked -- shocked I say -- to share this e-mail from BoingBoing reader Karl Lautman:
"Yeah, well I got F**cked in the A**, too. I thought the book would make a great gift for a few people I know, though only for the title, so I ordered 3 copies @ $20 per. What arrived were 3 copies of My S/M Romp with Alec Baldwin, a title I find completely forgettable, and even these were crappy, spiral-bound, Kinko's affairs. I was very disappointed and e-mailed the author as much; haven't heard back, of course."Sorry, Karl. To any other BoingBoing readers who may have been pondering this literary investment -- caveat online emptor, dude.
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