If the "pro-abstinence" programs this website evangelizes are as daunting as the website's own hopelessly opaque Flash interface, Virginity will indeed Rule. Then again, I can think of many naughty things to do with a frisky websurfing partner while one waits, waits, and i do mean waits for the UI to load. Created by the "East Texas Abstinence Coalition." Link (Thanks, Snoodle!)
Update: BoingBoing reader Charles Statman of Longview, Texas — the very municipality which begat this maelstrom of morality and malformed memes — says: "There is absolutely, positively NOTHING to do in Longview Texas. Teenage sex is the whole point of life there.
Hell, Longview is more boring than Silicon Valley. Instead of preaching an outdated theme, these holy rolling abusers of outdated flash interfaces should be educating kids and handing out condoms."
