Mac OSX Tiger: It's your birthday, get busy

BoingBoing pal Paul Boutin points us to the euphemism du jour for online porn, clipped from today's preview of the Mac Tiger browser with built-in RSS. Emphasis is mine.

"Go ahead and shop for birthday presents on the family Mac. No
information about where you visit on the Web, personal information you
enter or pages you visit are saved or cached."

Shop for birthday presents. Heh. What, is that like a "happy ending"? Link