Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004 ticket

A website proposing an unlikely -- actually, undead -- candidacy:

Q:What are some advanatages of adding Zombie Reagan to the ticket?

A: He will demonstrate America's resolve to continue the battle against terrorism. Instead of retreating to an undisclosed location, for instance, Zombie Reagan will be on the front lines, eating illegal combatants.

Link (Thanks, Macki. Incriminating phonecam snapshot of Macki making eyes at the formerly living President, taken at the LA Friar's Club last year, is right here.)