No health insurance? "Date-a-Doctor"

On Joz's blog, a word to America's uninsured. "If you can't move to Canada or Cuba, I recommend the date-a-doctor route." Here's a form letter you can use.

Dear Queer, Gay, Bi-curious, or even Female Doctors, I would like to date you. I don't just want to date you for your sparkling personality and your good looks, but also because I am an accident-prone person with no basic health insurance. In exchange for you fixing me when I break, I will pretty much do anything: cook, clean, pet-sit…

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