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Wednesday, April 30, 2003

eBay Dada: Found poetry on feedback comment boards

Alex writes: "So, there's this person on EBay, Andy46477, who posts feedback that may be poetry, may be untreated schizophrenia, but is certainly very, very funny."

Praise: Nux VOMICA! I invoke you, BEAST! But I only do so because you are HONEST! "A++"
Praise: I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs
Praise: Uses only nice, ROUND numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT $73.98
Praise: You items carry HARMFUL DISEASES and VIRUSES. I think. I'm pretty sure. RARE! A+
Praise: There was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+
Praise: I would rather be SLAUGHTERED for BEEF than forbidden to bid on your ITEMS!
Praise: A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ and how !!!!
Praise: Pornography is bad because God will kill you and eat your bones. TERIFFIC SALE!
Response by bishop2 - I have not dealt with this person. Do not understand the "feedback."

BoingBoing reader Jake says, "Certainly a funny site!!! Would VISIT again!!! AAA+++!!!!" link, Discuss

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