week of 02/16/2003

Paranormal or Normal Neural?

Michael "The Skeptic" Shermer on the neuronal causes of nonsense New Age and paranormal events:
"...the September 19, 2002, issue of Nature reported that neuroscientist Olaf Blanke of Geneva University Hospital in Switzerland and his colleagues were able to bring about out-of-body experiences through electrical stimulation of the right angular gyrus in the temporal lobe of a 43-year-old woman suffering from severe epileptic seizures. With initial mild stimulation, she felt she was "sinking into the bed" or "falling from a height." With more intense stimulation, she said she could "see myself lying in bed, from above, but I only see my legs and lower trunk." Another trial induced "an instantaneous feeling of 'lightness' and 'floating' about two meters above the bed, close to the ceiling."
Link Discuss

Vending Machines gone wild

(1) Art*o*mat vending machines are retired cigarette vending machines that have been converted to sell art. Currently, there are 43 active machines in museums and various locations throughout the USA. Shown above: an "R-Rated" Art*o*mat machine on-site at the offbeat Seed Gallery in Winston-Salem North Carolina -- where you can buy a "Binge & Purge" or a "Furry Part". Link, (Thanks, Thomas!)
(2) Vending machine from Tokyo, in which a photograph of Tiger Woods' grinning mug is superimposed onto each can. Why? I do not know. Link (via Geisha Asobi)
(3) Vending machines selling things you would not expect to find in a vending machine. For instance, scato- and necro- porn videos, used panties (about $29), and a vending machine/arcade game hybrid in which you try to catch a live lobster, "based on the popular UFO Catcher games... you have to manoeuvre the yellow claw to try and grab one of the lobsters." Link, (via Geisha Asobi)
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Synaesthesia

Good overview of synaesthesia -- sensory crossover -- on K5.
Subjective reports and experimental evidence show that there is no imagination involved in the experiences of synaesthetes; they literally see letters or whole words as colours, or hear a symphony when someone familiar walks into the room. Moreover, the synaesthetic associations between the different sensory modalities involved are persistent, not random. As a result, any given stimulus will reliably induce the same effect in the `dependent' sense in an individual. This characteristic has formed the basis of a `gold standard' test for synaesthetes, discussed later.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Adrian!)

Jon Stewart on Homeland Security clips

Jon Stewart's Daily Show clip about Homeland Security, entitled "The Re-Freakening of America," is fantastic -- download it from Lisa Rein's blog. Link Discuss

Bloggers welcome at DRM conference as press

The Berkeley conference on Digital Rights Management runs from Feb 27 to Mar 1, and will include fantastic speakers on technology, policy, and business. The conference is going to be putting up audio and transcripts as quickly as possible, and what's more, they're willing to admit bloggers free as members of the press. Sign up here: Link Discuss (Thanks, Eddan!)

Joi Ito: Can the Internet enable "emergent democracy?"

Joi Ito's new paper about the mechanisms by which blogs and other tools can enable "emergent democracy" is timely, smart, and convincing.
The world needs emergent democracy more than ever. The issues are too complex for representative governments to understand. Representatives of sovereign nations negotiating with each other in global dialog are also very limited in their ability to solve global issues. The monolithic media and their increasingly simplistic representation of the world can not provide the competition of ideas necessary to reach consensus. Emergent democracy has the potential to solve many of the problems we face in the exceedingly complex world at both the national and global scale. The community of toolmakers will build the tools necessary for an emergent democracy if the people support the effort and resist those who try to stifle this effort and destroy the commons.

We must make spectrum open and available to the people, resist increasing control of intellectual property, and resist the implementation of architectures that are not inclusive and open. We must encourage everyone to think for themselves, question authority and participate actively in the emerging weblog culture as a builder, a writer, a voter and a human being with a point of view, active in their local community and concerned about the world.

Link Discuss

EFF helps slashdot the Copyright Office

The Copyright Office just closed its proceeding in thich is called on the public to describe situations in which the anti-circumvention provisions in the DMCA (which makes it illegal to circumvent an access control system, like DVD region encoding, even for a lawful purpose, like watching foreign movies) frustrated legitimate uses.

EFF asked the public to write up its experiences with the DMCA, and, working with an army of volunteer editors and law-students, worked with commentors to get the comments into the form that the copyright office expected, for maximum effectiveness. In the end, we helped file nearly 200 comments, more than double what the Copyright Office ever received in previous comment-periods.

If there's any justice, this will move the Copyright Office to carve out exceptions to the DMCA that will give us all the freedom to make lawful uses of our lawfully acquired property. Thanks to everyone who helped with this -- it really made a difference. Link Discuss

Japanese "see-through" skirts

I've been seeing pictures of these Japanese "see-through" skirts around for a couple of days, but it wasn't until I saw Joey's article on them that I realized that they aren't, in fact, transparent: rather, they have panties and bare thighs screened onto them to give the illusion of transparency. Link Discuss

Technorati adds context to interesting blogs list

Technorati's new feature: context for "recent interesting blogs" -- beneath the list of blogs that have attracted new lots of new links in the past 24h, Technorati is now listing a little text from popular blogs, so you can tell, at a glance, why these blogs got interesting quick. Link Discuss (Thanks, David!)

Toaster casemod

Great casemod: building a functional PC into a pop-up toaster chassis. Link Discuss (via JWZ's LiveJournal)

Simpsons snow-art

Eight hours' work coverts a lump of inert snow into a classic tableau from the Simpsons. Link Discuss (Thanks, Michael!)

Comedy writers hungry for work

The twin rise of TV dramas and reaiity programming has killed the market for new comedies and comedy-writers. Link Discuss

WebZen retro travel: supplemental bonus edition

(1) Online collection of memorabilia related to the now-defunct, once-great American railroad known as the Rock Island Line. It's a mighty good road. And if you want to ride it, got to ride it, get your ticket at the station of the Rock Island line. (Thanks, David!)
(2) Got train? Got deer? Got lion poo? Employees of a railway in Japan have learned that scattering the excrement of lions near train tracks is an effective way to prevent the inadvertent flattening and splattering of wild deer by trains.
(3) Online gallery with snapshots of nearly 1000 iPods photographed while traveling all around the world. They do get around. (Thanks, Dav!)
Discuss (Props to the inventor and godfather of webzen, Frank!)

Trying out Voice Box

Powered by audblogaudblog audio post Discuss

I'm trying out audblog, which

I'm trying out audblog, which I saw demo'd at the Blogosphere event. Pretty damn amazing! After signing up, you call a number and then the MP3 file gets posted to your blog. Powered by audblogLink Discuss

Rechargable battery ur-reference

An amazing reference guide to rechargable batteries, exhaustive and deep without being incomprehensible to non-engineers. Link Discuss (via Gizmodo)

419 victim shoots Nigerian diplomat

An elderly Czech man who was robbed by a Nigerian 419 scammer has shot the Nigerian Consul to the Czech Republic. Link Discuss (Thanks, Zed!)

Web Zen: Retro Travel Zen

(1) airlines
(2) maps
(3) luggage labels
(4) brochures
(5) vegas postcards
(6) los angeles postcards

and...
(7) wouldn't you like to get away?

Link Discuss (Thanks, Frank!)

Island nation collapses

Nauru, a south-seas island, has dissolved into chaos. Nauru used to be one of the righest nations in the world, until its lucrative phosphate mines dried up, leaving a "moonscape" behind. No one on the island had been paid since last year, and the plan to become an offshore tax haven resulted in the nation becoming a money-laundry for the mob. There seems to have been a presidential coup on Jan 8, and all communications with the island have been cut off since then, except when visiting ships dock long enough to gather bits of news like the fact that the presidential palace has been burned to the ground.
The problem is so bad that more than 400 banks were registered to one mailbox alone, international investigators say.

The island has also begun interning asylum seekers while their applications to live in Australia are processed, in return for aid from Canberra.

However this appears to have gone badly wrong.

Late last year, Australian immigration officials admitted that the asylum seekers, mainly Iraqis, had been running their own detention centre since officials abandoned the site following a riot.

"Effectively you could call it a self-managed centre," a senior Australian immigration official told an inquiry.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Paul!)

Ambitious Haunted Mansion tattoo

This guy is getting an enormous Haunted Mansion tatt, all the way around his leg from his knee to above his hip. Link Discuss (Thanks, Chris!)

Turn RSS into speech and synch to your iPod

VoiceBox is a little OS X app that converts text files to AIFF files of computer-generated speech, and supports turning the output of your RSS aggregator into an audio file that is automatically synched to your iPod. Link Discuss (Thanks, James!)

Meshing wireless sprinkler system

The S.Sense is a sprinkler system whose moisture sensors form a wireless mesh network to accurately sprinkle just the dry parts of your lawn. Link Discuss (via Gizmodo)

Bertelsmann sued over Napster

The Harry Fox Agency and a collection of artists are suing Bertelsmann for buying and continuing to operate Napster. Link Discuss

Ready.gov doesn't shoot straight

On defensetech.org blog, Noah Shachtman just posted this astute deconstruction of the federal government's WWIII preparedness site:
It's better than a hysterical call for duct tape. But Ready.gov, the Homeland Security Department's new website to help the public prepare ­ and deal with the aftereffects of ­ a biological, chemical or nuclear terrorist attack, still ignores an obvious truth: that such strikes are nearly impossible for al Qaeda-like groups to pull off. Take biological weapons, for example. As previously noted, there's only been one successful biostrike in the history of modern warfare. All other attempts have fizzled.

Why? First of all, smallpox, anthrax, and the like are hard to spread effectively. There are only so many mysterious packages you can send out. Second, the weapons are pretty fragile. This week's blizzard on the East Coast would have wiped out just about any biological agent.

But there's no mention of this at Ready.gov. Instead, families are told, "If you become aware of an unusual and suspicious release of an unknown substance nearby… Quickly get away. Cover your mouth and nose with layers of fabric that can filter the air but still allow breathing. Examples include two to three layers of cotton such as a t-shirt, handkerchief or towel. Otherwise, several layers of tissue or paper towels may help. Wash with soap and water and contact authorities."

Link Discuss (via Politech)

Disney ephemera through the decades

The Disney Paper Resource center features descriptions and thumbnails of amazing vintage paper Disney ephemera from the 50s onward. I'm totally in love. Link Discuss (via Dollarshort)

2.9lb, $800 commodity Lindows laptop hits the streets

Lindows, the makers of the Windows-compatible Linux distribution, have shipped a "commodity" laptop for $800: it runs at 933MHz, has a 12" display, and comes with Ethernet, FireWire, USB 2.0, as well as a PCMCIA cage for a WiFi card or what have you. It weighs 2.9 lbs, too! Doc's latest LinuxJournal column has the scoop. Link Discuss (via Doc)

GNU Radio's got your DTV transition *hangin'*

GNU Radio is a software-defined radio project implemented in Free Software. Using an ossciliscope, an analog-to-digital converter, and software that can pick out individual transmissions from the results, GNU Radio can be adapted to receive analog or digital TV, AM or FM radio, cellular traffic, 802.11a, b and g, and anything else that runs over the electromagnetic spectrum, subject to the speed of the analog-to-digital converter, the CPU, and the ability of codec authors to write decoders for different apps. Eric Blossom, the lead on GNU Radio, envisions a $65 FireWire peripheral in five or ten years that can handle every radio application you use today, all at once.

Except that under the terms of the Broadcast Flag mandate that the FCC is considering at the moment, all digital television demodulators will have to be designed to be tamper-resistant (i.e., not GPLed). If Hollywood gets its way, in other words, GNU Radio would be illegal.

Which is a damned shame, 'cause Eric just got DTV tuning and demodulation running. Link Discuss (via Oblomovka)

FCC chairman hates the idea of DSL monopoly

Today, the FCC decided to end the policy that guaranteed access to high-speed for competitors of the telcos. It was this policy that created competition and drove a modicum of customer service, competitive pricing, and different terms of service among DSL ISPs. This is an enormous, apocalyptic disaster, and as it turns out, FCC Chairman Michael Powell hated the idea too:
The first thing he objects to is the decision to get rid of line sharing. This issue hardly got any play in the run-up to the FCC decision, but it's a doozy. I didn't realize Powell was the one pushing to preserve it. Basically, line sharing is the reason we have a modicum of competition for DSL service. The supposedly deregulatory Powell wanted to keep it, and the supposedly pro-states and pro-competition majority killed it.

This matters more than it might appear. Since broadband is the foundation for many new services, including competitive VOIP, having broadband providers who don't control last-mile facilities is essential. The last-mile owners (phone and cable) will use regulatory and business tactics to hamstring what goes on top

36K Word file link Discuss (via Werblog)

Potential cast-members frozen out by war-talk

What with all the war talk and all, Disney World has declared a hiring freeze. Link Discuss (Thanks, Ian!)

Why I hate curly-quotes

Curly-quotes are the bane of my blogging existence, like a never-ending supply of pubes caught between my blog-teeth. Why? Because if I blog your story and paste in an excerpt with a curly-quote, or an em-dash, or an accent character, or any other non-ASCII characters, the RSS feed for Boing Boing breaks, and then I get tons of cranky email from people who want it fixed. Then I have to haul out the XML validator and slowly open, edit and save the offending post(s), until all the non-ASCII characters are g0nezored. I blame Robin Williams, the designer whose "Non-Designer's Design Handbook" convinced a generation of geeks that their type would look suave if it came with em-dashes and curly-quotes, and caused us all to suffer through email, Usenet posts, and blog-entries where strange dipthongs are inserted in place of honest inch- and foot-marks, rendering the text unreadable except in whatever proprietary tool it was created in. It's bad enough that we have three mutually exclusive line-break conventions, do we really need to migrate a bunch of centuries-old typesetters' conventions into our ASCII paradise?

Sure, there are some good reasons to go non-ASCII (for example, if you're writing in Hebrew, or even French), but the tools just aren't there yet, especially as applied to curly-quotes and em-dashes and all of Ms. Williams's precious non-ASCII punctuation.

I've been hashing this out with Nelson Minar, and he's posted a pretty good counterpoint to this on his blog. Link Discuss (Thanks, Nelson!)

Very clever music-vid cut up of Shrub and Blair

This is a video in which footage of GW Bush and Tony Blair are very cleverly cut together such that they appear to be lipsyching a soppy love-duet to one another. 4.3MB QuickTimeLink Discuss (Thanks, Mark!)

Duck-and-cower reinterpreted

The infographics on the Dept. of Homeland Security's duck-and-cower site are ripe for reinterpretation through captioning, as this blogger has aptly proven. Link Discuss (via Electrolite)

Doctor branded his university initials into patients' uteri

A Kentucky doctor is being sued by his historectomy patients, on whose uteri he etched the initials of his alma mater in the course of the surgeries. Link Discuss (via Fark)

$73 million from Baghdad not enough for Dick Cheney -- Let's invade Iraq one more time

Arianna Huffington writes about Dick Cheney's deals with Iraq.
The two were clearly on the outs back during the Gulf War, when Cheney was Secretary of Defense, and the first President Bush dubbed Saddam "Hitler revisited." Then Cheney moved to the private sector and suddenly things between him and Saddam warmed up considerably. With Cheney in the CEO's seat, Halliburton helped Iraq reconstruct its war-torn oil industry with $73 million worth of equipment and services -- becoming Baghdad's biggest such supplier. Kinda nice how that worked out for the vice-president, really: oversee the destruction of an industry that you then profit from by rebuilding.

When, during the 2000 campaign, Cheney was asked about his company's Iraqi escapades, he flat out denied them. But the truth remains: When it came to making a buck, Cheney apparently had no qualms about doing business with "Hitler revisited."

Link Discuss (Thanks, Justin!)

US INS destroys Canadian woman's passport, sends her to India

Zed sez: "An Indian-born Canadian citizen was flying home from India to Toronto, and transferring at O'Hare. INS decided her passport was funny-looking, destroyed it, denied her access to the Canadian consul, and deported her to India via Kuwait with her papers in such disorder she might not have been able to get into India if Kuwaiti and Indian authorities hadn't been so co-operative." Link Toronto Star Discuss

Random vehicle searches at airports

More Code Orange fun: Police are searching randomly-chosen cars driving up to airports. They should do this at hotels too, and restaurants, and schools, and apartment complexes, shouldn't they? Because if the TSA makes just the airports safe, the terrorists will find easier targets. WashPost Link Discuss

"I fucked Gisele" t-shirt designer spoofed on his own petard

Culture-tweaking geek designer Ken Courtney -- whose website featuring "I fucked [celebrity name here]" t-shirts reportedly sparked a lawsuit from supermodel Gisele Bundchen over the "I fucked Gisele" shirt -- is getting a dose of couture karma. I just received this shirt in the mail yesterday. Link to previous boingboing post, link to Ken Courtney's website. Discuss

Pope digs Potter

The Vatican sez Harry Potter is all right with the Pope. Link Discuss (Thanks, Vera!)

Audio compact discs for a dollar

DollarCD.com sells CDs for a buck (plus a two buck shipping for r the first CD and a buck for each additional CD). I just bought two ukulele compilation CDs for a total cash outlay of $5. I wonder if this idea will really take off, though? I would have rather paid $5 to download the songs as MP3s. Link Discuss

NewsMonster: an RSS aggregator with Whuffie support

Kevin Burton has released the first beta of his wild new RSS aggregator, NewsMonster. NewsMonster integrates into Mozilla, so it runs on Linux, Windows and OS X, and has hooks for a bunch of really keen features, including a reputation economy (float articles interesting to your buddies to the top of your inbox), micropayments for distributed patronage (use reputation data to assess the worthiness of various "blegging" efforts), and Semantic Web hooks for things like FOAFNet and calendar integration.

This is just the first beta, but Kevin's working hard on improving the system, adding features and fixing bugs very quickly. What a cool project -- and I'm chuffed to see the use of the term Whuffie in the documentation. Link Discuss (Thanks, Kevin!)

Multivitamin gumballs

Vitaball is a new vitamin delivery system for kids: vitamin-enriched gumballs that deliver a full compliment of vitamins in 5-10 minutes of chewing. This is just so cognitively dissonant, like a mixture of astronaut food, Willy Wonka, and soylent green. Link Discuss

Mission: Space revealed

Mission: Earth Mission: Space (heh, thanks, Patrick) is the new Epcot simulator ride that is being built on the site of the late, lamented Horizons attraction. This fansite contains 3D models from ride-construction, first-hand accounts from people who've tested the ride, progress reports and more. Link Discuss (Thanks, Gary!)

Teenaged girl social engineers the hacker who ripped off her dad

A teenaged girl who, at 12, was duped into installing a trojan on her father's PC by a flirty Lothario, has run the little fraudster to ground. The hacker used the trojan to acquire her father's credit-card number and run up charges, and then came back for more. The girl flirted back, sending her crooked suitor a quiz that asked for his personal info, a successful social engineering hack that resulted in his arrest.
"I told him I wanted to see if we matched up. I was laughing when he e-mailed me back with all his details. He gave his name, address and even his mobile phone, which I had not asked for."

Danielle passed on this information to the police who were able to track him down to Moffat, near Dumfries in Scotland, through the email address he used to flirt with the young Nottingham girl.

Link Discuss

CBC launches Internet documentary news service

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has launched an Internet-based news-service, called Web One. The reportage is just what I expect from the CBC: deep, thoughtful, balanced and engrossing -- so much so that I'm even willing to forgive them the use of Flash (with splashscreens and transitions that can't be skipped!). Link Discuss (Thanks, Michael!)

50 DVDs' worth of data in a credit-card sized package

This National Science Foundation press-release describes a new electrical resistance techique that will "enable the storage of 50 or more DVDs on a hard drive the size of a credit card." I'm not sure if that's 4.5GB or 9GB DVDs, but either way, it's a pretty serious amount of storage.
Besides being useful for the multi-billion-dollar data storage industry, the BMR techniques could improve magnetic measurements and the study of magnetic effects in individual atoms, molecules and nanoscale clusters. It could also greatly enhance resolution and sensitivity of scanning probe imaging techniques that are widely used to characterize magnetic materials.
Link Discuss (via Electrolite)

Automatic iTunes playlists

AgentArts has release a pair of iTunes scripts that automatically sort out your MP3 library. "Make Playlist Like" is a script that will build playlists of MP3s by artists similar to a selection; "Cluster Artists" will make a series of playlists based on all the tunes in your library. Both rely on AgentArts's database of artist similarity, which also powers the back-end for eMusic's recommendation system. I couldn't get Cluster Artists to work on my 5400 MP3s, but I'm sure they'll address that eventually. Link Discuss (Thanks, Ben!)

7:10 start-time for movies + 10 minutes' commercials = fraud

Moviegoers are suing theater chains for suckering audiences into their auditoriums for a 7:10 show and then showing ten minutes of commercials instead. They're asking for minimal damages -- $75 each -- and focusing on getting theaters to start the trailers, if not the movie, at the advertised start-time. I am so down with this.
"They deceive you into thinking a movie starts on time in order to create a captive audience,'' Weinberg said. "People are actually paying good money to watch commercials.''
Link Discuss (via The Shifted Librarian)

I just discovered Ramune.

I experienced something sweet, silly, and carbonated for the first time while having sushi with a friend the other night: this Japanese soft drink called Ramune ("RAH-moo-nay"). It's not new. Apparently, it's over 100 years old. But it was new to me. Ramune (there's also an anime series named after it) is a lemonadey soda packed in an unsusual glass bottle. Each is vacuum-sealed with a little glass marble at the top, instead of a conventional metal twisty-top. The drink itself is okay -- like a slightly less sweet Sprite, or Seven-Up. But the bottle-opening ritual is the fun part. First, the waiters placed our chilled and partially opened Ramune bottles on the table in front of us. Then my friend instructed me to whack the top of the bottle with my flattened palm to force the clear globe down into the bottle, making it shoot down into the soda. The bottle's shape prevents the marble from either sinking to the bottom, or rising up to block the spout. But because the drink is carbonated, no matter how carefully you perform the gesture you end up with sugary soda spray all over the place. Which is hilarious, if you happen to be doing this surrounded by Armani-clad agents and silicone-enhanced trophy dates at a fancy Hollywood sushi joint, like we were. So the next time you're out having a gravitas-packed power lunch with a Very Important Client or your future boss or some heads of state straight outta Davos, may I suggest that you order Ramunes, all around. I found two online stores that sell Ramune, here and here, and it's widely available in Japanese markets. Discuss

LA event: "Neen" art movement founder Miltos Manetas speaks at UCLA

Miltos Manetas, cultural provocateur and "post-digital" artist, gives a rare (and free) lecture on "Neen: A New Art Movement (The Landscape of the Computer Screen)" at UCLA on Thursday, February 20th at 6pm. Details here.

Miltos does these amazing, large-scale oil paintings of wires, cables, routers, and Playstations; he also does computer-generated vibracolour prints, and looped motion graphic art of video game footage cut-and-paste. He says he "became impatient with critics and curators who couldn't come up with "a really good '-ism' for this new generation of creativity," so after securing financial backing from the nonprofit Art Production Fund, he hired Lexicon Branding (the California branding firm responsible such product names as Powerbook, Pentium, Zima, Swiffer and Dasani) to brand a new art movement for him. In May 2000, during a packed press conference at the Gagosian Gallery in Manhattan, he revealed that new name by way of a squeaky, synthetic voice from a Sony Vaio laptop. The word: "Neen." Lecture details, Discuss. At left: Manetas' painting "Madonna and Child".

So long, and thanks for all the Shift.

Fine Canadian tech culture mag Shift -- one of my favorite reads -- sadly announces on its website that the next issue will be its final one:
As you may have heard, Shift's publishers made the decision yesterday to suspend the publication of Shift indefinitely. Our last issue will hit newsstands the first week of March. Putting together the magazine and website has been a labour of love for all of us here, and so it's with great regret that we make this announcement.
Link, Discuss, plus: read Shift's piece on Cory's Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom in the February issue here,

New Santa Fe Inst. newsletter

The new newsletter from the Santa Fe Institute (which has been studying evolutionary behaviour for years) is out, filled with good stuff about social nets. Link Discuss (Thanks, Kenny!)

MSFT buys VirtualPC

Microsoft has acquired VirtualPC, the PC emulator app for the Mac. I can't figure out if this is good news or not -- though I wonder if this'll make it harder to simulate x86 Linux under MacOS. Link Discuss (Thanks, Alan!)

Just how easy is it to email a HD movie?

The FCC closed its reply comments period for the dreaded braodcast flag mandate last night. This is the proposal that argued that digital television would immediately "Napsterize" any movie broadcast over DTV, since everyone knows that digital files can be copied instanteously. In fact, the MPAA and its allies argued just that in the initial comments on the docket, and asked to therefore be put in charge of the designs of all DTV devices. So Raffi Krikorian, an MIT Media Lab student, undertook a series of empirical experiments to determine the plausibility of the MPAA's claims about the ease with which 30GB files can be emailed to your pals. The results were filed with the FCC last night, and they're high-larious. Don't miss it. Link Discuss

Toxic muck-filled canal produces tasty gargantuan shrimp

John sez: "Waikiki is a nice place to visit, but parallel to the ocean is the Ala Wai Canal home to canoe paddlers, toxic waste and the foot-long Mantis Shrimp. I think I'm going to be sick." Link Discuss

Kiddee porn spam extortion

Spammers whose messages include graphic child pornographer have begun to demand $50 from their victims or they'll rat out the victims for possession of kiddee porn. Link Discuss (Thanks, David!) Looks like a hoax. Fuggedaboudit.

I'll be at Potlatch in SF this weekend

Next weekend, I'm attending Potlatch, the excellent literary science fiction convention in San Francisco. I'll be running a panel on "Smart Mobs and the Civil Polity," and I'll be doing a reading, back to back with Rudy Rucker, at 6PM on Saturday. Hope to see you there! Link Discuss

Automated Nigerian scam response

Stefan sez, "How convenient. Enter some details from that Nigerian 419 scam letter you just got, and shazam!, this web form generates a blathering reply."
I was quite redy to offer Renwano C. my asistance with the transfer his Father's money when I got your letter. You see, I have performed poorly at my job this year, and did not receive a yearly bonus from my employer. Therefore, I believe that if I were to transfer a large amount of money (even as much as TEN MILLION - $10000000 DOLLARS, the amount your are proposing to move), the authorities would simply believe this to be my bonus and it would not raise eyebrows or trigger any red flags.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Stefan!)

SpamYourMP brings down FaxYourMP

Danny O'Brien reports on the difficulties of running the FaxYourMP service:
We notice that in your mailout, you suggest people "forward the mail to anyone you think might be able to help". Unfortunately, you don't provide any date or details of when the [Bugbear] will end its passage through Parliament.

This is a very bad thing to do to us, and the Internet in general. That's because of what's known as the "Craig Shergold" problem...

Basically, not only have you diminished the worth of every fax that runs through our service, not only have you cost us a fair bit relaying a bunch of identical faxes that will go straight into the bin - and not the recycling bin, either - but you've also potentially doomed us to months or even years of fending off people who will persist on faxing their MP the obsolete details of a Bill that the MPs have already voted on.

Link Discuss

That would make a *great* WiFi antenna

For sale on eBay, a $250,000 satellite dish. That would make a great WiFi antenna (which is, of course, the 21st Century's version of "that would make a great bong.")
60 Foot Satellite Dish--full azimuth and elevation rotation. Also includes 1000 sq. ft. underground control room. Inside has been stripped bare. No mineral rights. SUV in picture NOT included.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Scott!)

Brockman on "The New Humanists"

Arts and Letters Daily features this essay from a forthcoming book by John Brockman that explores "New Humanism": new ways of understanding physical systems, and new challenges to basic assumptions of who and what we are and what it means to be human:
"We live in an era in which pessimism has become the norm," writes Arthur Herman, in The Idea of Decline in Western History. Herman, who coordinates the Western Civilization Program at the Smithsonian, argues that the decline of the West, with its view of our "sick society," has become the dominant theme in intellectual discourse, to the point where the very idea of civilization has changed... As a counternarrative to this cultural pessimism, consider the twofold optimism of science.

First, the more science you do, the more there is to do. Scientists are constantly acquiring and processing new information. This is the reality of Moore's Law--just as there has been a doubling of computer processing power every eighteen months for the past twenty years, so too do scientists acquire information exponentially. They can't help but be optimistic. And second, much of the new information is either good news or news that can be made good thanks to ever deepening knowledge and ever more efficient and powerful tools and techniques.

Link Discuss

Superman meets Eldred

Chris sez:
In the latest Adventures of Superman (#613 for those not keeping track) Lois Lane fights the evil public domain!

Mr. Funky Flashman (who says, "This isn't just about money Miss Lane... Okay, its mostly about money...") starts a merchandising business based on Superman's image and symbol. He mistakenly believes, "Superman is in the Public Domain." The Man himself is busy fighting supervillains, so Lois steps up to deal with Flashman. She convinces Flashman that a line of supervillains merchandise will only make him more money. Lois knows this will lead to Flashman getting a visit from a real supervillain, and it does. Captain Cold shows up and freezes Flashman solid while saying, "You ever hear of Intellectual Property...?"

I guess DC Comics feels every one, heros and villains, should work together to stop IP violators.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Chris!)

1974 D&D review

Allen sez, "A miniatures gamer named Arnold Hendrick wrote this 1974 review of a brand-new game called "Dungeons & Dragons." The review is actually perceptive in its judgments, yet misses badly by minimizing the originality of the roleplaying concept. (Hendrick went on to run Heritage Miniatures in the 1980s and to design some interesting fantasy boardgames for Heritage's short-lived game line.)" Link Discuss (Thanks, Allen!)

Danger Beta SDK coming

Danger has announced that it will ship a beta version of its SDK to developers in one week. This has been long-promised, and would allow hackers to roll their own tools and apps for the T-Mobile SideKick (and other HipTop devices as they are licensed) -- I'm hoping that we get the kind of cambrian explosion of software for these devices that vaulted the PalmPilot to success over the Newton. Link Discuss (Thanks, David!)

Kalashnikov lends name to energy drinks and snowboards

Mikhail "AK-47" Kalashnikov is flat broke, so he's licensing his name out for use as a branding tool for a line of sleek German consumables.
'Kalashnikov' has long set the standard for powerful rifles, but if elderly Russian inventor Mikhail Kalashnikov gets his way the famous name will soon be linked to umbrellas, watches and even aftershave.

The inventor has formed an unlikely alliance with a small German company that wants to attach the Kalashnikov brand to a range of ordinary consumer goods that could also include snowboards, halogen lamps, pocket-knives and energy drinks.

Kalashnikov, 83, has been living on a state pension in a two-room Russian apartment and never saw any royalties on his famous AK-47 assault rifle, which he developed in 1947 while convalescing from injuries sustained in World War Two.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Cleetus X)

For Better or For Worse starts to sunset

Lynn Johnston is planning to wind down her "For Better or For Worse" strip after 24 years.
But the end is near for the 24-year-old strip. Well, maybe not "near," but in sight. Johnston plans to end the strip in four years, when her contract with distribution syndicate United Media runs out. She then intends to write a book to tie up the loose ends and reveal what happens to her characters.

"I'm ready to wrap up the strip and end it because all things come to an end," Johnston said in a phone interview. She also wants to avoid dealing with production deadlines when she's in her 60s.

Link Discuss

Self-dissimilarity in word-frequency identifies hot news

A researcher at Cornell has developed a new technique for automatically identifying emerging trends online -- by measuring average word-distribution-frequencies, he can spot trendy new words as they pop out of the blogosphere.
In a simple historical test of the technique, Kleinberg analysed all the annual State of the Union addresses given by US Presidents since 1790. He found that particular word "bursts" could indeed be linked to important events at the time the speeches were delivered.

In the years that immediately followed the American Revolution, for example, sudden bursts in the use of words such as "militia", "British" and "savages" are found.

From 1930 to 1937 a spike in the use of the word "depression" is seen. And from 1949 to 1959 "atomic" is the word with the greatest "burstiness". Later in the 20th century, words such as "Vietnam", "Soviet", "communist" and "Afghanistan" increase sharply in usage.

Link Discuss

iPods to be distributed at Grammys

Attendees at this year's Grammy Awards will receive free 20GB iPods, courtesy of the Recording Academy. Even tough iPods cannot play any of the music available through the music industry's "legit" music-distribution sites like PressPlay. Link Discuss (via The Adventures of AccordionGuy in the 21st Century)

DIY Batcycle

Great gallery and running notes on one man's quest to recreate the original 1966 Batcycle. Link Discuss (via Geisha Asobi)

CodeCon WiFi caravan runs high-speed mobile mesh

Hackers on the way to San Francisco's CodeCon conference from Portland will recreate last year's WiFi caravan, in which the passengers in several moving cars use WiFi links to create a moving high-speed network for chat, music-sharing, and other applications. This year, they've got their hardware supplier to play along and issue a press-release.
VIA Technologies, Inc. a leading innovator and developer of silicon chip technologies and PC platform solutions, today announced that the Janus Wireless Project will use VIA EPIA M-Series Mini-ITX mainboards to form the hardware platform behind their WiFi Caravan's zany multi-car, 14-hour journey from Portland to San Francisco on 21st February 2003, running a full service wireless network between vehicles, with public online participation through specified access points.

Broadcasting music, playing games, chatting, downloading and uploading files, the WiFi Caravan aims to show how a 802.11 (WiFi) wireless network can be maintained between several high speed moving vehicles using the existing wireless access node infrastructure, much of which has been abandoned by defunct telecommunications companies in and around the Portland area.

Link Discuss (via Hack the Planet)

Track new eBay auctions over RSS

eBayTools is a little perl script that takes some search terms, feeds them to eBay and returns the resulting auctions as an RSS feed. Link Discuss (via The Shifted Librarian)

Nice servers don't go down

Five days ago, my personal website, craphound.com, went down, and Monday night, the server that hosts Boing Boing also went down. Boing Boing came back online yesterday afternoon (thanks, Carl!) and craphound.com is up again as of yesterday evening (thanks, Ken!). Sysadmins are the unsung heros of the twenty-first century. Link Discuss

Blogosphere event: Archived audio is online; blog-musing links; video soon

AUDIO: An archived audio stream of the "Live from the Blogosphere" event is now available. Download via http or ftp (18.5 mg MP3). (Big thanks to avantbard for capturing and streaming live, and to archive.org for hosting! We could also use mirror sites, please e-mail if you can offer one.)

BLOGS: Here are some links to blog coverage (e-mail us if we're missing yours). Some of these were posted live during the event by participants, others are after-the-event musings: artlung (lots of links to other blogs, and news coverage) :: Michael :: filchyboy :: boing boing :: Co-producer and panelist Susannah "Reverse Cowgirl's Blog" Breslin (pictures) :: panelist and BoingBoing founder Mark Frauenfelder's pictures (including the one at left):: panelist Evan Williams :: panelist doc searls :: panelist tony pierce :: funktrain (from Jonah of lablogs.com, with still more links):: errant.org :: ming.tv :: Jonathan :: kitty bukkake (more blog links) :: boogah (pictures) :: emmanuelle :: john3n :: paul's details :: on a clear day :: seliot :: slashdot :: lavoice.org :: turntablemonkey :: standing room only :: kimberly :: OJR :: Search Engine Watch.

VIDEO: Archived video stream is coming soon, and we'll post here when it's available. MUSIC: John von Seggern debuted a new mashup during his set at the event Saturday. Download "Yvonne Reyes vs Digital Cutup Lounge - Grain of Sand" here (http) or here (ftp).

Link to event home page with video, audio, and blog reports posted by participants during and after the event, Discuss

George Clinton's new website gives you more of what you're funkin' for

George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic just announced the winner of the "George Clinton and The P-Funk Allstars website design contest." The winner is Luis Castanon, 22, of Springfield, Virginia. Funk grandmaster Clinton opined in the site launch press release, "I had no idea there were so many cyberfunkers throwin' down!" They're using Flash, just for the funk of it. link Discuss

An overclocker -- and a craphound -- by any other name

My pal Mara Schwartz did a cool piece in Sunday's LA Times magazine about an odd old gentleman who collects clocks. I mean, really collects clocks. Photo at left snapped by Mara wasn't printed with the story.... so I'm posting it here just for you. Story snip:
"'Many people like to smoke, and other people like to drink,' says Ricardo Brill. 'I like clocks.' Since 1960, Ricardo and his wife, Elsie, have been fixing ailing clocks, watches and other timepieces at their Hollywood Boulevard location, Elsie's Watch and Jewelry Repair. The great-grandparents, who have been married for 57 years, still serve many of the same customers from when the store first opened."
Link to LAT story (free registration required) Discuss

MAD Magazine seeks electronic games humor

Ambiguous reports that MAD Magazine is seeking humorous writing ideas about electronic games. Warm up your Evercrack stand-up routines, kids! Link Discuss

Reuters to lay off 3,000

Reuters posted a record loss today, and will cut 3,000 jobs. I wonder how much of this is disintermediation from good-enough distributed newsgathering in the blogosphere and in teeny journo outfits? Link Discuss

MSFT unveils Groove-for-teens

MSFT has shipped a kiddee-Groove, a file-sharing/IM/collaboration tech aimed at teens, called Softie. The project sounds kind of neat, until you realize that it's got an assload of DRM built into it and, in the end, does less than Napster did.
Here's how the software works. You invite friends to form a posse of up to 10 participants. Representing the group on your desktop will be a colorful image, either one from a set provided by the software or something one of the group has produced. (It could even be a digital photo.) If you're online--and since threedegrees assumes you have broadband, you're probably online all the time--you give your friends a holler simply by sending the equivalent of an instant message. Everyone in the group will see it. If you want to send them a digital photo, you simply drag it over the icon and it shows up on everyone's computer. Then there are "winks": small animations that you trigger to run on everyone's screen. Some of the standards include big lips smacking a kiss or a heavyset cartoon character who drops trou and cuts the cheese. (Sending these to oldsters might cause a NetGen gap.)

The most ambitious feature is called musicmix, an online equivalent of a pajama party where people take turns playing deejay. Each group member contributes favorite tunes into a shared playlist, displayed on a dashboard with a customized "skin," and everyone listens together. A click from any participant can choose a new song. Then everyone chats about the tunes. Interestingly, men and women use this feature differently: guys will see it as a contest--who's brought the coolest tunes?--and do virtual chest-thumps introducing the hottest bands. Meanwhile, the girls use the music as background for their chats.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Fred!)

Jet Blue redefines "on hold"

Clive sez:
I was supposed to fly to San Francisco on Jetblue this morning, but the northeast blizzard has grounded all flights. So I'm on the phone to Jetblue trying frantically to get rebooked -- when I discover they have the finest "hold" message on the planet. Here's my transcription of it:

"You know, everyone seems to think being on hold is a bad thing. Let's re-examine this, shall we? Don't look at it as being on hold. Look at it as being held! Because we all like to be held -- don't we?

"For example, when you're sitting in front of a fire with someone special, being held is very comforting. Or when you're upset about something, being held can make you feel a whole lot better. Or when walking in the park with our significant other, we like our hands to be held. Or even coming home from school and having your books held.

"You see? It's not all that bad. So remember. Don't look on it as being on hold. Look on it as being held!"

Link Discuss (Thanks, Clive!)

Is Bloogle going to be a working version of the Semantic Web?

From a talk by Larry Page (co-founder of Google):
It wasn't that we intended to build a search engine. We built a ranking system to deal with annotations. We wanted to annotate the web - build a system so that after you'd viewed a page you could click and see what smart comments other people had about it. But how do you decide who gets to annotate Yahoo? We needed to figure out how to choose which annotations people should look at, which meant that we needed to figure out which other sites contained comments we should classify as authoritative.
Link Discuss (via Stochastic Aleatory Ontological Expostulations)

Gossiplist.com: fun celebrity tidbits

This list of celebrity gossip is pure trash, but I couldn't help myself from reading every single item on it. It's like the crack version of The Star. Link Discuss

Global peace marches: full-screen QTVR panoramas

A BoingBoing exclusive: Breathtaking, full-screen panoramic photographs of Saturday's massive peace rallies in San Francisco, Sydney, and London presented in FullScreen QTVR by photographers Landis Bennett, Peter Murphy and Douglas Cape on panoramas.dk. (Thanks, Hans!) Discuss

Anti-war rally photos from Los Angeles

>Marc Brown of Jetpack.com took some great photos of the war protest in Hollywood on Saturday. Link Discuss

DVD Jon: So Sue Me

Jon "DVD Jon" Johansen has a blog -- called "So Sue Me." Ahahahaha. Link Discuss (via Aaron Swartz)

The story of two urban design hacks that worked

Alex sez, "One of the best pieces I've ever seen on the kinds of political choices that make North American cities livable, or not. A comparison of Portland, OR and Vancouver, BC, from the point of view of a Seattle writer. Thirty years ago both cities decided to take roads less travelled - deemphasizing cars, promoting walkable streets and compact development, investing in transit. Now you can see the results: two of the most livable cities in the world. The story of two urban design hacks that worked." Link Discuss (Thanks, Alex!)

Too many tastebuds spoil the colon

Supertasters -- mutants with too many tastebuds -- are more prone to colon cancer, since their hyperreal-flavor-sensors make them reluctant to eat their bitter veggies. Link Discuss

Region-free DVD players

Nice article about the burgeoning market for "region-free" DVD players that play disks from anywhere in the world, and what Hollywood is doing about it.
So what is someone to do if they have a non-Region 1 DVD and want to watch it, or if they want to purchase a movie on DVD that is only available in Europe or Asia? The best way to get around the region encoding is to use a multi-region DVD player...

But not everyone is pleased with the growing popularity of multi-region DVD machines. While it is not illegal to sell such machines in North America, the major studios are not happy about the potential lost revenue. To try and dampen their growing popularity, the studios have been coming up with several ways to make watching movies on these players much more difficult. Recently, the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) developed the Regional Code Enhancing (RCE) system that is now being placed on many Region 1 DVDs. The RCE is made to prevent Region 1 DVDs from being played on multi-region DVD players, and there are talks underway to include this technology on DVDs released around the world. Still, many multi-region DVD players are now starting to be released with technology that gets around the RCE system.

Link Discuss (via Gizmodo)

Prattern Recognition dissected

Joe Clark has started a project to dissect William Gibson's new novel, "Pattern Recognition," one chapter at a time. Link Discuss

A visit to Club 33

Good, short piece on a visit to Club 33, Disneyland's secret, super-exclusive eatery above the Pirates of the Caribbean. I ate there once, and it was spectacular and very weird -- the service and food were incredible, but the club was filled with sloppy-drunk Orange County old-money (Club 33 is the only place in the park where you can buy booze), who were literally falling-down-drunk and boisterous.
Deep in the heart of the Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland's semi-secret restaurant Club 33 beats like a pacemaker. Officially, the club is located at 33 Rue Royale in New Orleans Square, near the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. A decorative "33" and an intercom next to a French Quarter-style door are the only markers of the club's entrance. Disneyland's info line says 33 is the product of Walt Disney's "vision of a quiet, elegant place where he could entertain special guests." Sadly, Jesus had other plans, and Mickey Mouse's pappy ascended to that Magic Kingdom in the sky five months before the club's 1967 completion.

With Walt gone, it was decided to allow the public to dine there--or, rather, some of the public. Only card-carrying Club 33 members and their guests can enter the exclusive club. Individual gold memberships run $7,500, plus $2,500 in annual dues. Even if one does have this kind of excess income, there's a multiyear waiting list.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Xowie!)

Social robot mimics facial expressions

A sculptor-roboticist from the U of Texas @ Dallas, late of Disney Imagineering, has demoed K-Bot, a 2kg robot head that mimics facial expressions of nearby humans with 1 sec's latency. Link Discuss (Thanks, Miladus!)

Gillmor on the future of storage

Spurred by the drop in HDD costs to $1/GB, Dan Gillmor turns in another great column this week, about the revolution in storage capacity. I remember my first GB drive, which my employer loaned me so that I could master the CDROM I was programming onto it. That was a decade ago, and the disk (2700RPM?) cost almost $2K. Today, a 100GB 7200RPM disk can be had for $50 after rebates. John Gilmore likes to talk about a day in the near future when we'll carry around disposable HDDs the size of sugar-cubes with the capacity to store every book, movie and song ever made -- when you think about the storage improvements in the recent past, this starts to sound pretty plausible.
Here's one example of how we'll use it: I just installed the 2003 Encyclopedia Britannica on my laptop computer. It came on a DVD disk and took up about 2.4 gigabytes of space. This is the same encyclopedia, with multimedia additions, that used to take up a huge bookshelf. Now I carry it around.

The immense storage capabilities of computer disk drives also make me wonder whether applications we once assumed should reside on central servers might migrate back down to the desktop. Corporations could install employee Web sites on laptop computers, for example.

I'd also like to have a home server that stored everything -- music, movies, reference materials, software, you name it -- for easy access by devices I use around the house. Of course, I'd want a backup of everything.

But the huge capacities of drives for desktops and servers remind us of another aspect of the industry's progress. Disk drives are getting smaller, too. We'll soon embed huge amounts of storage into small devices.

Link Discuss

Ev on the Blogger buyout

Ev "Blogger Co-Founder" Williams has blogged some of his impressions of the sale of his company to Google. Interesting to hear that this will be Ev's first "real job":
I'm going to work at Google, naturally, which is an awesome opportunity in itself. To go there with the rest of my team (Jason, Jason, Jason, Rudy, and Steve), and to continue working on Blogger, but to have access to these amazing resources (not just money, and servers, and bandwidth, and traffic, and the index, but incredible brains) is a dream scenario.

For Blogger, and for Blogger users (and for the blogging world in general--Blogger-using or not--because I know that's a concern), it's going to mean great things, I believe. We're going to be mapping out more clearly what that means and talking about it soon. We don't mean to be mysterious about that. We just haven't had time to put it all together yet.

From the personal perspective, my whole life is different. For starters, while I'm working on roughly the same thing, I now have a boss (or two)--something I've rarely had in my life. I'm working in a company of 600 (and growing) instead of six (the largest previous was O'Reilly at 150 or so, but that was brief). I'm commuting to another town for work, which I've never done. (I bought a car yesterday--something I haven't had in three years.) And that's just the tangible stuff. Well, part of the tangible stuff.

Link Discuss

Vivato releases pricing for phased-array WiFi antennae

Vivato is a company that demoed a super-sweet WiFi antenna that uses phased-array technology to lock onto (and track) the locations of all the users on its system and project thin beams of connectivity to up to 150 stations, which allows it to emit at very high, focused power, extending range without running afoul of FCC regs. They've cleared their regulatory hurdles and been Part 15 certified by the FCC, and they're ready to ship. The unit goes on sale in May, and will cost $9,000 -- just about the price of a regualr WiFi access-point circa 1999, before Apple shipped the $300 Airport. Link Discuss (via WiFi News)

Short entries today, use the form, Luke

Last night, I slipped while closing a window and bashed my hand really hard, spraining my thumb -- my right thumb, which I use for the mousebutton and spacebar. Typing is really hard. Hence, today's entries from me will be brief. This is, of course, another excellent reason to use the suggest a site form, which goes to the whole BB editorial group, rather than email me personally with your links, which gives you less of a chance of your link showing up, and also screws up my mailer, because it doesn't recognize your message as the output from the form and doesn't file the message properly. Link Discuss

Blogosphere photos

Here are some pictures I took of last night's Blogosphere event. It was a lot of fun! Link Discuss

Homemade Simpsons action-figure

Check out this amazing gallery of custom-made Simpsons action figures (I'm very fond of Rabbi Krustofski!). Link Discuss (via A Whole Lotta Nothing)

Gbloogle: what it all (may) mean

The Google buyout of Blogger is the big news in the blogosphere this morning. Dan Gillmor did a brilliant thing last night when he posted his column about this a day early and scooped the universe on the story. But the story is very light on details -- presumably, this is because no one at Gbloogle wants to dish on the stuff we all want to know:

* How much?

* Will the Pyra-team all have jobs at Google?

* What does integration with Google really mean for Blogger, and, especially, for non-Blogger blogs?

The Blogger story is an interesting parable for Internet business. They shipped (very) early, with a technology that did very, very little. They saw this tiny little need: an easy means of handling putting little blobs of text in order and managing archives of the old blobs, and then they filled it.

The need was little, the demand was enormous. Blogger ballooned to fantastic size, in such short order that it far outstripped the technology's ability to keep up, hence the plague of Blogger outages that provoked howls of outrage from the blog-using public.

And there were security issues, multiple break-ins in which lots of passwords and other personal data were compromised (though never as much as the blogosphere fervrently avowed must have been leaked).

It was fast. It was loose. It wasn't planned carefully and executed with precision, it was hammered together as quickly as possible and patched on the fly -- and it held together well enough to handle more than 90,000,000 posts.

Blogger's financial woes and internecine struggles were a soap-opera that the whole blogosphere watched avidly, often meanspiritedly. Its finances were always a source of axe-grinding, since they were so visible: disgruntled laid-off employees kvetched about missing their back-pay, the BlogSpot hosting service was first overwhelmed by banners and then slipped into homogeniety as the number of banner-buyers contracted to a very few (a phenomenon that afflicted the whole Internet, of course).

Not that it made the service any less popular. In fact, it continued to grow -- which, ironically, made it less reliable and more expensive to run.

And it didn't matter. Problems with reliability, security breaches, financial woes -- none of them could detract from the service's popularity. Blogger's small successes -- a cash infusion from Trellix, a deal to provide blogs through a Brazilian media-portal -- were cheered throughout the blogosphere with glee that nearly matched the nastiness that greeted its problems.

Blogger's been treading water. It has a million blogs tied around its ankle, users who require constant care and feeding (I'm one of them!), who occupy a large fraction of its cycles. New users flow in every day, and the competition is sniffing around its heels, adding features (better RSS, trackback, more flexible APIs, RSS aggregation) that often require less scalability than they would in Blogger's context (this is especially true of Movable Type, which, given its distributed nature, doesn't need to ensure that a new feature can be used by a million blogs simultaneously).

There's a lot of technology research and development going on in blog-mining, from Blogdex to Technorati to Meg and Nick's seekrit new tool, which sounds very exciting indeed. The metadata that can be extracted from blogs -- trackbacks, blogrolls, interlinks, RSS -- provide a very rich field for researchers. Sociologists, marketers, journalists, publishers and anthropoligists are all thrilled to have this ready-to-hand source of quantifiable data about how information propagates, and what it all means.

Google's made a business out of this sort of research. Its PageRank algorithm is the best idea-diffusion-miner we've got right now, and in hindsight, Google's move into blogs seems inevitable.

Google's done very good work with some of the other companies they've acquired, like DejaNews, which is a thousand times the service that it ever was pre-Google. Google's got a whole lot of genuine grown-ups running its show, seasoned entrepreneurs and brilliant engineers whose approach is anything but fast-and-loose. Indeed, after the Deja acquisition, there was a seemingly infinite interregnum when all of that Usenet history was offline, while Google engineered-up a world-beating back-end for it and then carefully decanted all of Usenet into it.

Presumably, Blogger can't go dark while Ev, Steve, Rudy and the gang confab with Google's engineers and distil all the lessons of Blogger's 90,000,000 posts, its outages and rollouts, its complaints and praise, and figure out how to design the next generation of Blogger. We do know that the BlogSpot hosting will migrate to Google's server-farm, but I'm willing to bet that that's not an instant turn-around. Google's server-farm is a core asset and an essential piece of the Internet's infrastructure, and they can't afford to pour BlogSpot into their racks and see what happens.

But it's that usage-volume at Google that makes this deal so exciting. Like Amazon, Google has so much traffic that it can afford to roll out small-scale trials -- Remember the thumbnails of search-results? The limited trial of Folding@Home in the GoogleBar? -- and get instant results about how well a new feature performs. Google's core expertise is making sense of data gathered from the Internet, so it's eminently capable of making sense of the results of these trials.

What this means is that once Google actually does integrate Blogger proper into its service, we can expect very rapid and very solid innovation. Gbloogle will be able to sneak features in for a day or two, extract the data, and make some sense of the data, decide whether its worth keeping the feature, and engineer something Google-grade to put on the back-end.

But Blogger's success isn't only about what Blogger does. Services like the Weblogs.com list of recently updated weblogs, open protocols like TrackBack, and other technologies developed by rival blogging companies are the reason we have a vibrant, enormous Blogosphere, and not an anemic, partisan Bloggersphere. If Google is able to index every Blogger post (and, one presumes, every message-board post, once the feature is integrated), that's great news for Blogger users, but it won't be as powerful as the other blogmining tools until and unless it can do the same for anyone who publishes something that is self-identified as a "blog."

This will be a real challenge. The real challenge. If Google pulls it off successfully, it will be able to generate tons of great, new, brilliant features, use its data-mining to refine them and build secondary services atop them, and that innovation will flow out to the other blogging tools. And vice-versa. Blogger is a success because of the work that Meg and Ev and Steve and Rudy and Jason and the rest did, but it's also a success because it borrowed ideas from other entrepreneurs and inventors, not seeking competitive advantage in locking out interoperability.

If the new Gbloogle of a year or two from now is able to treat all blogs as first-class citizens, this is the best news ever for blogdom.

I've spent the past two hours going through every single blog-mention of Google's buyout of Blogger, and by far the best speculation about the future of Gbloogle I've seen comes from Matt Webb:

GOOGLE ARE BUILDING THE MEMEX.

They've got one-to-one connections. Links. Now they've realised - like Ted Nelson - that the fundamental unit of the web isn't the link, but the trail. And the only place that's online is... weblogs.

There are two levels to the trail:

1 - what you see
2 - what you do
("And what you feel on another track" -- what song is that?)

And the trail is, in its simplest form, organised chronologically. Later it gets more complex. Look to see Google introduce categories based on DMOZ as a next step.

Link Discuss

"Live from the Blogosphere" instant-replay

(1) Right in the middle of the panel discussion, Ev gets a call on his cellphone and announces live for the first time in public -- in person, and by way of his blog -- that Google bought Blogger (specifically, Pyra Labs, the makers of Blogger).
(2) Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.
(3) Also for the first time publicly, during the panel discussion Ev and Noah Glass demo Audblog, a new service that allows you to "call in" a post to your weblog via mobile phone. Your speech, or the ambient sounds around you, are recorded and transmitted to your blog by way of your cellphone. Like magic, the demo is delightfully simple and actually works.
(4) A couple hundred or so geeks, writers, and webloggers from near and far show up, wearing "Hello My Blog's Name is:" stickers, and blogging throughout the event via hiptops and WiFi-enabled laptops. Lots of bloggers who'd only known each others' work online met each other in person for the first time. This is extremely cool, and really fun to witness. The crowd overflows out of the packed gallery, into Chung King Road; attendees outside who are standing too far away from the gallery doors to hear the panelists clearly just whip out their laptops and crank up the live Shoutcast audio stream. This is insane. And somehow, it works.
(5) Doc Searls, Heather Havrilesky, Mark Frauenfelder, Tony Pierce , Susannah Breslin, and Ev roll up their sleeves and deconstruct the blogosphere with the overflow crowd. They disagree on plenty, but agree that this is the year that weblogs will hit the mainstream. For-profit blogs and commercial blogging services start now. How this will transform what we know as egalitarian, anarchic, grassroots blogging culture -- and mainstream media -- remains to be seen. At the end of an historic day when millions of people worldwide took free speech to the streets, it seems particularly fitting to be exploring the power and impact of cheap, instant, easy online publishing.
(6) Somehow, SOCALWUG's wireless LAN, the audio stream, and the video stream all work. Archived streams of audio and video will be available soon, and I'll post links here as soon as they are.
(7) John Von Seggern from digitalcutuplounge.com delivers a smokin' Asian-fusion DJ set from laptops -- and debuts a new mash-up we'll post here later this week.
(8) Everyone rolls down Chung King Road to a smoky, crusty, 61-year-old Chinatown dive bar for real-time streaming beer and live wireless conversation. Life is good.
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week of 02/16/2003