week of 02/02/2003

Technorati's overhaul documented

David Sifry's updated his excellent Technorati blog-centric datamining tool, making the database faster and more reliable. On his blog, he details the lessons he learned. Oh, and all of Technorati's results are now licensed under the Creative Commons. Link Discuss (Thanks, David!)

etoy vs. eToys: anarcho-Dadaist clash of the titans

Leaving Reality Behind is a new book that chronicles the wars between etoy, the Swiss anarcho-Dada collective, and eToys, the multi-billion-dollar idealab! startup that tried to crush them. The first chapter and prologue are online, and the personal stories of the etoy people read like a scene out of an early Gibson novel.
During the coming months Herbert spent much of his time in the squat. With a cafe, a bar, a cinema and a concert venue, the place quickly took on the character of an underground cultural centre; it was illegal, for a start, but perhaps its most subversive feature was the 'junkie room', where heroin addicts could go either to shoot up or to receive medical help. But, as with Herbert's radical school, amid the anarchy at the squat there was conflict. Late in 1991, when the new dance-beats of techno had arrived in the city, the squat's first rave was held in a basement. A squatter threw a teargas grenade into the crowd in protest because he considered techno too 'commercial' for this fiercely anti-capitalist space. Herbert and his friends and everyone else present were forced to make a speedy exit up a narrow staircase. The event turned him against the puritan spirit of the protestors.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Adam!)

Daily covers of 150+ newspapers

Newseum has the daily front pages of 150+ newspapers from 25 countries, scanned for your viewing pleasure. The only downside is that they're laid out as teensy thumbnails, instead of text-links, which makes it really hard to browse 'em. Link Discuss (Thanks, Lloyd!)

Catered events conquer Lichtenstein (France surrenders)

The entire country of Lichtenstein is available for rent for parties, Bar Mitzvahs, and the like.
"The basic idea is that an entire, small country plays host to a conference with all the various possibilities at its disposal," said Roland Buechel, director of the state tourism agency in Liechtenstein, which covers an area of 60 square miles...

"It is not envisioned to include the prince or government officials," Buechel said.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Lawrence!)

Community WiFi + digital cameras = video samizdata

Good account of broadcasting live video over community wireless networks.
The most important result is that the concept is valid: the current consumer-level technology, coupled with broad-band Internet, offers viable framework for distributed TV production and distribution via the Internet.

Connectivity and bandwidth found in Bryant Park was sufficient enough for the Internet broadcast to the MNN headquarters. While we stayed in the range of 500-800 kbps range, we did not fined any significant bandwidth congestion.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Bruce!)

The Jamaican bobsledding team of snow-sculpting

Kenya's snow-sculpting team (only one of whom has ever seen snow) is headed to Quebec to compete in the "Olypmics of snow-sculpting."
Although they've been practising in Kenya, their first attempt to sculpt snow will be in Quebec. They've had to make do with ice, also a challenging find in an area where people wear T-shirts in January. They approached the Stanley Hotel -- a storied Nairobi landmark where Ernest Hemingway used to quaff beer after the hunt -- and asked whether they could borrow some big blocks of ice.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Joe!)

Patriot Act II lays foundation for police state

Latest draft of Bush admin's anti-terrorism draft ignores Bill of Rights. I wish John Ashcroft would stick to singing and putting clothes on naked statues.
Dr. David Cole, Georgetown University Law professor and author of Terrorism and the Constitution, reviewed the draft legislation at the request of the Center, and said that the legislation "raises a lot of serious concerns. It's troubling that they have gotten this far along and they've been telling people there is nothing in the works." This proposed law, he added, "would radically expand law enforcement and intelligence gathering authorities, reduce or eliminate judicial oversight over surveillance, authorize secret arrests, create a DNA database based on unchecked executive 'suspicion,' create new death penalties, and even seek to take American citizenship away from persons who belong to or support disfavored political groups."
Link Discuss (Thanks, Oliver!

Official Coyle & Sharpe Website

Beautifully designed, content-rich, site about protopranksters Colye & Sharpe. The site was created by Mal Sharpe's daughter, Jennifer (of the excellent Sharpeworld). Link Discuss

RESOLVED: Temporary email woes

I'm having mail problems again -- this time around, Dotster didn't send me a renewal notice for my DNS service and the mail-record for craphound.com expired. I've renewed the service, but until the new record propagates, you can send mail to doctorow@well.com. The DNS is back. Go about your business, nothing to see here. Discuss

TSA contraband on sale in airport gift-shops

Go figger: on Wednesday, I cleared security at Oakland Airport, on my way down to LAX for a speaking gig. When my jacket came out of the x-ray machine, a Fed security officer extracted my Colibri butane lighter. Oh dear, oh dear, she said, we can't have this. New regulations. No pressurized butane on the plane. We'll have to drain it of fuel before allowing you to proceed.

I protested: Just up that escalator, ten yards away, is a gift-shop that sells butane lighters.

Oh, no, that's not true, the TSA Fed said.

I guarantee you it is, I said, as her supervisor let all the gas out of my lighter.

So, I went up the escalator and bought a butane lighter, just like this one, with the name of the airport silk-screened on it, for $2.11.

I took it back down to the security checkpoint and showed it to the TSA supervisor.

Oh ho, he said, this is different -- it has a smaller flame than your lighter.

So I flipped off the wind-shield, and cranked the little valve-control lever around counterclockwise, and then lit the lighter. A foot-long jet of flame shot out of it.

Well, he said, the TSA is still getting its act together -- we'll harmonize our policies with the gift-shops later.

For the record, when I ran my jacket through the x-ray at LAX, the TSA guards there didn't say a thing. Discuss

Rucker reviews Gibson

Wired News has posted Rudy Rucker's excellent review of William Gibson's new novel, "Pattern Recognition," originally published in last month's Wired.
Cool hunting, advertising, and marketing pervade Pattern Recognition - the book's acronym is PR, after all. Pollard "knows too much about the processes responsible for the way product is positioned in the world, and sometimes finds herself doubting that there is much else going on." But The Footage is there to prove her wrong. The Web makes it possible for an independent artist to gain a global following for no commercial purpose whatsoever. Gibson exploits the inherent tension between the monoculture and the emergence of novelty. On one hand, the monoculture lives by assimilating originality. On the other, new art has nothing but the monoculture to launch itself from. It's one of the happy paradoxes of modern life.
Link Discuss

Pr0n behind the scenes

Salon reviews a Larry Sultan's photography exhibit, "The Valley," which features poignant and funny shots of porn sets and actors before and after their working days.
"West Valley #11," one of Sultan's more recent photos, is an interior focused on a deluxe wood wall with a grid of square holes, one of which frames the reclining head of a woman, perhaps in the throws of thespian ecstasy. It's the golden-hued wall, however, that dominates the composition -- along with the gallon jug of water (or is it a Costco bottle of lubricant?) and jumbo roll of paper towels.
Salon link Discuss

Notorious Jumping Frog Loophole of Calaveras County

Calaveras County's annual, Mark-Twain-inspired frog-racing contest has been spared from a regulatory ban by a loophole:
California wildlife officials warned it was illegal to return competitors in the Mark Twain-inspired festival to their natural habitat for fear they could spread disease or alter ecosystems.

But in a twist almost as bizarre as one of Twain's tall tales, officials found an obscure 1957 provision to the Fish and Game Code that exempts frogs used in jumping contests from wildlife rules.

Link Discuss

Cheap like borscht WiFi router

$40 wireless router -- plug it into your DSL and WiFi ahoy. Link Discuss (via Deals on the Web)

Ruggedized PDA perfect except: WinCE

The Recon is a 17 oz. PDA that exceeds the milspec for vibration and shock. It runs a 200 or 400Mhz Intel mobile processor, has a slot for an 802.11b card, and can accomodate a GPS and memory expansion cards. And it's yellow-and-black, my favorite color. I'm actually kind of in the market for a PDA (I won't use the Sidekick for a PDA until they ship a tool that lets me export my personal data as well as import it -- I don't want to lose all of my contacts and calendar if T-Mobile decides that I'm not its customer) Unfortunately, the Recon only appears to run WindowsCE. Urp. Link Discuss (via Gizmodo)

MRI time-lapse of Alzheimer's progress

Horrifying time-lapse MPEG videos of brain-degeneration in Alzheimer's patients, shot with a functional MRI device. Link Discuss (via Ambiguous)

SF writers call for continued space exploration

The Science Fiction Writers of America is asking members to sign a petition to endorse continued space exploration.
We the undersigned, members of the professional community of science fiction and fantasy writers, express our most heartfelt sympathy to the families and friends of the crew of the Columbia, and our support to the men and women of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, and the many contributing organizations worldwide, for their continuing efforts to establish humankind as a spacefaring people.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Andrew!)

MSFT poisons MSN for Opera users

MSN site sends a really broken, nonfunctional stylesheets to browsers that identify themselves as Opera. Opera claims that MSFT is trying to make its browser look bad. Link Discuss (Thanks, Steve!)

None more black

A new technique for generating really light-absorbing black tints is advancing telescope manufacture.
Researchers have created the blackest black ever made on Earth, by bubbling a shiny metal plate in nitric acid for a few seconds.

This new super-black coating produced by Richard Brown and his colleagues at the UK's National Physical Laboratory (NPL) in Teddington is designed to revolutionise the manufacture of optical instruments.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Ernie!)

Macromedia CTO resigns by blog

Jeremy Allaire, the CTO of Macromedia, has pubicly resigned on his blog. He posted the resignation before any official announcement.
But after eight-years of being deeply focused on the world of Internet application software platforms, I'm ready to move on. After this week, I'll be moving to a Boston-area venture firm, where I'll be a technologist/entrepreneur in residence. I'm going to help them find interesting opportunities, and then work with their early stage companies. I have a lot to learn.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Dave!)

Harry Potter 5 will be most expensive ever, mostly

The fifth Harry Potter book will have a retail price of $29.99, making it the most expensive children's book in history. Article's pretty unscientific -- I'm pretty sure you could find more expensive limited editions, etc, but hey, that's one expensive book. Link Discuss

Utah Astronomers want to drop bowling balls from planes

The Salt Lake Astronomical Society wants to simulate meteor impacts in the Salt Flats by dropping bowling balls from airplanes. "'Everyone likes to drop things from planes," says spokesman Patrick Wiggins. Guardian Link Discuss

US propaganda works: Osama = Saddam

1,200 US citizens were asked: "To the best of your knowledge, how many of the September 11 hijackers were Iraqi citizens?"
Of those surveyed, only 17 percent knew the correct answer: that none of the hijackers were Iraqi. Forty-four percent of Americans believe that most or some of the hijackers were Iraqi; another 6 percent believe that one of the hijackers was a citizen of that most notorious node in the axis of evil. That leaves 33 percent who did not know enough to offer an answer.
Salon Link Discuss

Stalker uses GPS to hound ex-girlfriend

A Milwaukee woman couldn't figure out how her ex-boyfriend was always able to show up wherever she went, until she discovered a GPS tracking device mounted behind the grill of her car. Link Discuss (Thanks, Scott!)

Lab Notes: Research from the UC Berkeley College of Engineering

In the new issue of UC Berkeley Lab Notes: crypto-cracker David Wagner on software security; using hydrogen-powered automobiles to generate (and sell) your own electricity; pollutant-eating micro-organisms; Google CEO Eric Schmidt; and more. Link Discuss

How the NYT sees the net

Choice quote from the WSJ explains what the NYT thinks of the Internet's potential.
The New York Times' Web site will begin displaying half-page magazine-style ads adjacent to its articles, making its online pages appear more similar to their print counterparts.

"It's a nice, big ad unit," said Jason Krebs, vice president of advertising sales for the NYTimes.com. "We're trying to make the most of what the Internet can offer."

Link Discuss (via JWZ's LiveJournal)

How to design a suit-proof P2Pnet

My colleague Fred von Lohmann has revised and condensed his seminal white-paper in which he explains to P2P developers what the law actually says about P2P systems and how to design your technology to minimize your chances of getting (successfully) sued.
In the wake of recent decisions on indirect copyright liability, it appears that copyright law has foisted a binary choice on P2P developers: either build a system that allows for thorough monitoring and control over user activities, or build one that makes such monitoring and control completely impossible.

Contributory infringement requires that you have "knowledge" of, and "materially contribute" to, someone else's infringing activity. In most cases, it will be difficult to avoid "material contribution"--after all, if your system adds any value to the user experience, a court may conclude that you have "materially contributed" to any infringing user activities.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Fred!)

Mitsubishi robot aide runs Linux, nags if you're in toilet too long

Did we mention that the bubble-headed home aide robot unveiled by Mitsubishi earlier this week runs on Linux? Wakamaru also can also send digital camera images to mobile phones, wireless devices, and PCS via wireless Internet connection and can be trained to send e-mail or make a phone call if it hears noises or sees something in or around the home that might spell danger. Consumer sales are scheduled to start in April, 2004 -- anyone have details on the "wireless internet service" that Wakamaru will reportedly use? According to a Sydney Morning Herald article, it can also remember the side effects of its owners' medication, and ask questions like, "You're home late. What have you been up to?" And Japan Today reports:
The major shipbuilder and heavy machinery maker said the name Wakamaru represents a combination of "waka," meaning "young" in Japanese and "Maru," a term often used to name Japanese-registered ships, known outside Japan as "Maru ships."...The robot is connected to a communications network around the clock...It can also report to family members or a designated party in other areas when the robot's owner stays in such areas as a bathroom for too long.
SMH link, Japan Today link, Discuss

Brewster Kahle's librarian rant

This 1h+ Real video of Brewster "Internet Archive" Kahle's address to the Library of Congress is utterly inspiring. Brewster's utopian vision for universal access to all of human knowledge is librarian-porn at its finest, and his transgressive, heretical means of accomplishing it -- scanning and posting, P2P, white-box PCs and commodity hard-drives -- is pure nerdy visionaryness. Link Discuss (Thanks, Stephe!)

Information payload of sperm

Great everything2 article caclulates the bandwidth of an ejacuation:
Putting these together, the average amount of information per ejaculation is 1.560*109 * 2 bits * 2.00*10^8, which comes out to be 6.24*10^17 bits. That's about 78,000 terabytes of data! As a basis of comparison, were the entire text content of the Library of Congress to be scanned and stored, it would only take up about 20 terabytes. If you figure that a male orgasm lasts five seconds, you get a transmission rate of 15,600 tb/s. In comparison, an OC-96 line (like the ones that make up much of the backbone of the internet) can move .005 tb/s. Cable modems generally transmit somewhere around 1/5000th of that.
Link Discuss (via MeFi)

Shrub and Saddam masks

How creepy is this Yahoo News pic of Shrub and Saddam masks in a Brazilian novelty factory? Link Discuss (via Geisha Asobi)

How to count NATted boxen

An AT&T researcher has presented a paper detailing a technique for counting the number of hosts behind a NAT box (a router that shares a single IP address among multiple machines). Very interesting stuff -- there's a lot of work being done in P2Pland on traversing NATs and allowing machines wiht "private" IP addresses to participate as full-fledged Internet hosts. 644k PDF link Discuss (via /.)

$1.4B for rural broadband

The USDA has promised to back $1.4 billion in loans to run broadband to rural areas. Link Discuss (via WiFi News)

Poll on Lexmark's rotten business practices and DMCA bullying

Remember Lexmark's bullshit DMCA suit against a little company that makes Lexmark-compatible printer supplies? Lexmark asserts that reverse-engineering the signing key in its toner carts is circumventing the "DRM" it uses to control access to its copyrighted printer OS, and that no one should be able to make interoperable cartridges except Lexmark. Yeah, and no one should be able to make shoelaces for Nike shoes except Nike (who should be able to charge a 500% markup on 'em, to boot) (er, shoe). If Lexmark wants to sell more product, then let it devote R&D dollars to making better printers, instead of designing crypto-chips whose only purpose is to let it maintain its monopoly on refills (and fill up the world's landfills). MSN's got a nice editorial on the subject, with an instant poll that's running 96% opposed to Lexmark -- g'head and give it a vote. Link Discuss (Thanks, Cindy!)

PacBell and Scientology knock Kevin Burton offline

Kevin Burton's mirror of xenu.net's samizdata about the Church of Scientology generated a DMCA takedown notice -- a legal notice that requires his ISP to remove the material and then ask him if he disputes that it is infringing, and if he does, to put it back up. PacBell sent Kevin email to a dead account and then disconnected his $180/month "business" DSL account. To add insult to injury, PacBell (Kevin's ISP) had no mechanism for reinstating his account and gave him days of runaround.
SBC has handled this in a completely unacceptable manner. No warning notice was provided. They did send an email to _REMOVED_@pacbell.net however this is an account that is not used (honestly how many people use their DSL provided email anyway). In fact I honestly had no idea that it existed until their Policy department informed of this. They have my cell phone, my land line, and my physical address in San Francisco yet they choose to use *none* of these to warn me prior to disconnecting my service.

Up until this point I have been a loyal SBC customer for greater than 2 years. I purchase their business grade account at $180 a month for 5 IPs, 384 up, and 6Mb down with an Acceptable Use Policy that allows for running servers (web, email, etc).

Link Discuss (Thanks, Kevin!)

Terminally ill carry telegrams to the dead

For $5 a word, "Afterlife Telegrams" will deliver messages to dead people by having terminally ill volunteers memorize the verbiage to regurge in the afterlife. Even if it's a hoax -- it's gotta be a hoax -- it's a funny one. Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeff!)

Cleese adapts Dahl's Twits

John Cleese is adapting Roald Dahl's novel The Twits for film. Link Discuss

Homage au poutine

Great Plastic Kuro5hin (thanks, Rod) thread on poutine, the Quebecois delicacy made from french-fries, gravy and cheese-curds.
One thing everyone agrees on is that term "poutine" itself is derived from an Acadian slang term for "mushy mess" or "pudding" and is properly pronounced like this -- but variations abound, including poo-teen, poodyne, and poot'n. I have it on good authority from a web whore that poutine is pronounced "disco fries" in the big apple. Go figure.

Poutine cannot be found on any posh dining menu, but some of Montreal's finest chefs have been known to serve it to their kitchen staff at work and their own families at home, reportedly taking great delight in the dish. Recipes range from the most basic slop to pretentious gourmet preparations, with vegetarian falsies falling somewhere in between.

Link Discuss

Levitated's open source generative art -- don't miss!

Levitated's collection of spectacular generative/interactive Flash art has me totally enraptured. These wee Flash apps combine user-input with code to make algorithmic art that is simultaneously enchanting and thought-provoking. What's more, the GPLed source code for the apps is included, so you can interact with the binary or the code to make art with your browser. Link Discuss (Thanks, Bruce!)

Massive robot war smackdown in LA Feb 8-9

In the mood for a botbash in Los Angeles this weekend? On February 8th and 9th, 2003 in Building #5 at the Fairplex in Pomona, Steel Conflict will host its second Southern California area regional tournament. Over 170 robots will compete, and 6,000 attendees are expected. Winners from this regional event will proceed to the National 'bot war competition at the Minnesota State Fair. General event details are here. Preview the competing robots here. Discuss

I want my RCB-TV: write-in campaign for Reverse Cowgirl TV show

Recent BoingBoing guestblogger, February 15 LA "Blogosphere" event host and Reverse Cowgirl's Blog maven Susannah Breslin posted sad news this week: VH1 decided to pass on an RCB-TV show pilot. RCB the website is a sort of a postmodern porn blog; a venue for freestyle critique of media and sexuality out on the funky, tattered fringe of American pop culture. The TV version would explore similar terrain, with digerati hottie Susannah as its host, in real-life encounters with wacky, enigmatic, and one-of-a-kind characters in forbidden, undiscovered, and just plain weird places. Like Insomniac in stilletos and lipstick. She writes in this post:

"last friday, RCBTV was pitched to Brian Graden, the man responsible for bringing South Park and Jackass to the great American public. apparently, i am no Cartman, nor am i even a Kenny. if someone had told me it might have helped if i had stapled a bra to my butt, things might have been different. but, yesterday, i was informed that while the show concept and i were enjoyed all around,it seems Mr. Graden is interested in steering VH1 away from the world of sex 'n' porn. i hold nothing against the channel for this. in fact, i would encourage you to tune in to any part of VH1's current programming line-up: Booty Call, Sexiest Artists, Rock Bodies, Rock Bottoms, or Porn to Rock and Rap."

But the show ain't over yet. RCB-TV is now being pitched anew to two networks: TNN and Comedy Central. And as The Men's Room blog opined today, "If Comedy picks it up and puts it back to back with Insomniac then that could quite possibly be the best hour on television!" Word.

They're calling for a mass write-in campaign -- and why not? American television doesn't need more sex. It needs better sex. Write your congressperson Comedy Central today, and tell them, "I want my Reverse Cowgirl TV.": mail@comedycentral.com. Discuss

Spirited Away Takes Top Honors At Annie Awards

Scott sez: "Hayao Miyazaki's brilliant film SPIRITED AWAY won nearly all the top honors at the The International Animated Film Society's 30th Annual Annie Awards ceremony, taking home awards for best feature film, writing, music and direction. The ultra-talented Ronnie Del Carmen won Outstanding Achievement for Storyboarding in an Animated Feature Production for SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON, which also ran off with major awards in the categories of character design, effects animation and production design. In television, Lynne Naylor nabbed the award for Outstanding Achievement for Character Design in an Animated Television Production for Cartoon Network's SAMURAI JACK. It appears that ASIFA and the Annie Awards got it right this year."

Scott is right. I saw Spirited Away with him and it blew my mind. The guy is a genius. Link Discuss

John Cage's 639-year long song has started to play

" The first notes in the longest and slowest piece of music in history, designed to go on for 639 years, are being played on a German church organ on Wednesday. The three notes, which will last for a year-and-a-half, are just the start of the piece, called As Slow As Possible." Link Discuss (Thanks, Kevin!)

"Matrix" animated shorts now online

Bev says: "The Wachowski brothers have produced nine animated shorts set in the world of The Matrix that will be released this May on DVD." Four of these shorts will reportedly be offered on the Matrix website for free, and the first in this series was published online last night. This news was also slashdotted today, so server response is pretty squirrely. Link to Quicktime movie, Discuss

UPDATE: Got BitTorrent? Robotech_Master says: "The first episode is also available for BitTorrent download at this link in lieu of the slashdotted website. You just need to get the BitTorrent client (here) and you're set."

AONN: crank or spook?

Access One Network Northwest is either a military contractor specializing in black-bag computer intrusions or a crank who managed to trick the .GOV domain-registrar into giving it the aonn.gov domain. In any event, the gubmint has pulled down the site, which offered computer intrusion services for hire, and is disavowing all knowledge of the group. Link Discuss (Thanks, Greg!)

If Poseidon had a cooking column

Poseidon's receipe for mythical Tuna Steak Squares:
There was but one Trislyche in all of the ocean, and it was a creature as old as time. If a man were to catch the Trislyche and release it, it would magically grant him the love of any female he desired. One of the Trislyche’s scales, placed on the grave of dead lover, would return their breath for one last tryst.

But these magical properties were of no interest to me, I needed to slay it for its heart- an organ rumored to provide the single most sublime, rare and transcendent meal imaginable. Its aftertaste would last the rest of your lifetime, and enhance the taste of all future meals immeasurably, providing a taste that dwarfed the pleasures of sexual ecstasy.

Link Discuss (Thanks, JNelsonW!)

Disney asserts Deep Pooh evidence was illegally gathered

Disney has countered claims that it enroned twenty boxes of documents pertaining to the merchandising rights to Winnie the Pooh by showing evidence that AA Milne's agent's heirs (who assert that they own the rights in perpetuity) acquired their most damning evidence by digging through Disney's trash and sneaking into Disney offices. Huh? How is this a defense? "Sure, we destroyed documents that were harmful to our case that the other side has brought forward, but they acquired the illegally destroyed documents by nefarious means!" Link Discuss (Thanks, Zed!)

Economists obsessed with gamespace

It's not just nerds who obsess of the leakage of game-economics into meatspace: massively multiplayer online roleplaying games are the economist fad-du-jour.
These few conditions are apparently all it takes to precipitate capitalism in cyberspace. As in a real economy, virtual market conditions change in response to how players behave. For example, shrewd players who know Norrath's nooks and crannies will purchase goods in a game zone where they've become abundant and then sell them in another where they're in greater demand.
Link Discuss

Eunuch barred from mayoralty reserved for women

A eunuch who won an Indian mayoral that is reserved for women has been ousted by a court-ruling that has determined that he is male.
Jaan -- the first eunuch to win public office in India -- plans to appeal to the Supreme Court.

Eunuchs live on society's edges, begging and collecting tips for dancing at weddings, blessing babies and participating in ceremonies. They consider themselves women. Some Hindus think they bring good luck.

LA Times Link Discuss

U[K|S]: Two nations separated by a common language

Brit-Think, Ameri-Think is a new book by Jane Walmsley, an American expat who's lived in the UK for 25 years. Salon interviews her this morning:
I felt like a war bride that moved in the wrong direction. The biggest difference between the Brits and Americans is that Americans think that death is optional. Americans are optimists. Americans believe in the ultimate perfectibility of life. They believe that everything gets better. They believe that if you try hard enough there's a steady crescendo of improvement and your fate is in your own hands. You can make things perfect for yourself. And it's certainly your job to try.

Take somebody like Oprah Winfrey -- she's the symbol of self-improvement...

She's all about self-esteem and perfectibility and viewing yourself as a work in progress. The whole psychology of that is that you must believe that A) improvement is possible and B) that it is actually possible to get it right. You are your own best project. And because we're Americans we somehow think that everyone else in the world thinks that way too, and of course, nothing can be further from the truth. They don't.

Salon Link Discuss

FaxYourMP: eDemocracy is eAsy

The maintainer of FaxYourMP -- the amazingly effective, volunteer-run "e-democracy" service that has been instrumental in defeating such bad initiatives as the UK national ID card -- posts a terrific rant about how easy e-democracy is to accomplish and how flimsy governmental arguments to the contrary are.
* The service has delivered almost 50,000 faxes from constituents to MPs

* Marketing spend to date: 0 GBP

* Marketing to date: 1 Press Release sent to friends, (December 2000)...

* 67% of our users report that they have never contacted their mp before, dispelling the suggestion that we simply lower the barrier to entry for the already politically engaged. We are bringing mostly new participants to the debate.

* We are the first organisation to measure MPs responsiveness and performance in a systematic way, applying the same performance criteria to them as are applied to government departments. Performance: not that good, although some shine...

* hardware: a couple of old PCs

* budget: less than 3000 GBP and the donated resources of our helpers, which amounts to a few hours a week each.

* abuse rate: we estimate that less than 1% of faxes are abusive or inappropriate, based on the samples we see via feedback or bounces (we don't read the messages)...

I believe that Faxyourmp is the leading e-democracy tool in the UK. We demonstrate daily that almost every single one of the excuses and apologies for the slow development of e-democracy in the UK are due to a lack of will, inertia, and inability to take notice of either best practice online, or select appropriate solutions. I don't blame individuals (as everyone I've every encountered in the civil service or parliament has been well-intentioned, dedicated and hard working), but we make it plain that this stuff is trivially doable.

Link Discuss (via Oblomovka)

Penguins shit all over historic shack

Penguins in Antarctica are burying an historic shack (erected by a Norweigan explorer in 1899) in guano. Link Discuss (via Exciting Monkey Bum Stories for Boys & Girls)

British theme-park burns

Brighton Pier, a grand and tacky old English theme-park, went up in flames, which consumed three of the rides, including the haunted house.
It was hoped the 103-year-old attraction will be open again by Thursday, once safety checks had been completed.

But the ghost train, where the fire started, had been destroyed and two other rides damaged. Some decking has also fallen through.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Charlie!)

Hindquarter monographs. Oh, alright -- butt art.

This online image gallery features the work of a fellow who covers his posterior with paint, sits on a blank canvas, and voila -- art is the end result. Link Discuss

Bozo the Clown and Kenyon Hopkins in obscure music bonanza site

There's much to be loved at the offbeat-music site, Basic Hip Digital Oddio, but my two favorite sections the ones devoted to kiddy albums and composer Kenyon Hopkins. The cover art for the Bozo albums is gorgeous, and a sad reminder of how ugly most commercial packaging looks today. I first became aware of Kenyon Hopkins when I watched The Hustler, starring Paul Newman. Hopkins wrote the jazz score, which manages to be crazed, blusey, upbeat, and gloomy all at once. There are plenty of MP 3 sound clips of Bozo and Hopkins. The site also has two Live365 stations: The Time Tunnel ("Obscure and familiar TV and Movie soundtracks with original commercials and radio spots.") and Secret Agent Man Radio ("Gritty crime jazz, swinging secret agents, groovy spy tunes-a-go-go and funky blaxploitation soundtracks.") Enjoy! Link Discuss

Pixar dumping Disney?

Pixar is reportedly looking for a movie studio other than Disney to release its pictures. It's been pointed out many times that Steve Jobs has his loyalties divided between a technology company and an entertainment company, and there's clearly an uneasy tension there (remember when Michael Eisner told Congress that "Rip. Mix. Burn." was a call to piracy?). Maybe getting out of bed with the Mouse will enable a general willingness to take a stronger stand in favor of fair use.
Pixar's planned mouse tale is the latest jab in a year-long sparring match between Pixar CEO Steven P. Jobs, also head of Apple Computer Inc. (AAPL ), and Disney CEO Michael D. Eisner. The fight is over--what else?--money. Jobs wants more of it, especially after Pixar's run of blockbuster animated films for Disney, including Toy Story, A Bug's Life, and Monsters Inc. Without a new and better deal, Jobs could take his hit-making animators to another studio in 2006.

The timing couldn't be worse for Eisner, who is under pressure to rev up Disney's sputtering empire. Pixar lets Disney leverage characters such as Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story) and Flik (A Bug's Life) by using them in theme parks or selling them as toys. Disney hasn't had Pixar-level megahits since its Beauty and the Beast and Lion King days. Can you name any characters from Atlantis: The Lost Empire or Treasure Planet?

Link Discuss (via MacCentral)

Location-sensitive online dating

When online dating-services meet location-sensitive wireless tech mandated as part of the E911 cellphone rollout, hilarity will ensue. Think of lovegetty crossed with nerve.com dating.
Here's how it would work: Single people would subscribe to the service online or by text message over their cell phones. They would fill out applications with their interests. They could also post pictures, because cell phones increasingly include a camera or image-viewing option.

When out and about, users could ping the service asking for compatible singles in the area. After notifying the other members nearby, the system would provide the user with a list of people in close proximity and their location. A potential match could be right across the street.

This type of service is already popular in Japan and some parts of Europe, where teenagers and 20-somethings often set up rendezvous by cell phone. AT&T Wireless (AWE) says it has had success with its Find Friends service, which lets people look up the locations of people on their buddy lists.

Link Discuss (via Smartmobs)

Pirates of the Caribbean and P2P in Foxtrot

Today's Foxtrot mix-and-matches two of my favorite things: P2P and Disney rides. Link Discuss (Thanks, Sean!)

Robot aide for elderly unveiled by Mitsubishi

Today, Mitsubishi debuted a new speaking robot designed to help elderly and sick people:
"Developed by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries (MHI), the one-meter-tall, bubble-headed robot will go on sale at a cost of 1 million yen in April next year. The robot is targeting the families of elderly people and those living alone. The robot is equipped with functions to help elderly people and those in poor health send an alarm to hospitals, security firms and relatives when an emergency happens.

With a memory camera set inside the eyebrow, the robot recognizes its master. It is called Wakamaru, taken from the childhood name, Ushiwakamaru, of 12-century warrior Minamoto no Yoshitsune."

Link, Discuss (Thanks, Matt!)

Canadian citizenship primer

Thinking about becoming a Canadian? "A Look at Canada" is the fact-book that you have to memorize to pass your citizenship test. Link Discuss (Thanks, paulbel!)

Transparent clothes

Tokyo researchers have developed "transparent" clothing which crudely paints the clothing on one side of you with the scenery on the other side of you.
The team has said that the system is still less than perfect. Unless an observer is looking in roughly the same direction as the video camera, the clothes will not be a perfect match with the background.

The claimed uses are for things like surgery, allowing a surgeon to effectively see through their hands.

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UK MPs stifled by email filter

Members of the British Parliament have had their email filtered for porn, with the result that constituent- and inter-MP email is being censored by the filters.
Paul Tyler, Lib Dem MP, told the BBC that the email filter is "now blocking parts of the Sexual Offences Bill being sent to parliamentary e-mail addresses. It also blocked a Liberal Democrat consultation paper on Censorship..."

As Mr. Tyler says: ""Blocking filth is one thing, gagging political debate is another. Censoring MPs discussions with their staff, colleagues and constituents is totally unacceptable."

Link Discuss (Thanks, Charlie!)

Linux for iPod

UcLinux has been ported to the iPod. It's still crude, but I'm really excited to hear that hackers are evolving software alternatives for the iPod. Link Discuss (via /.)

pr0nt1n65: hyper-pixelated porn images --> art

Snipped from Mt. Molelog:
pr0nt1n65: Very low-res oil paintings that, from a distance, appear to be pornographic. Up close, they're just squares of color, though. So where's the smut -- on the canvas, or in our heads? If the answer is the latter, then where's the smut on a computer or TV screen, which is just the same thing, but with better resolution? There are now prints available (hallelujah!). Mind you, these are "giclee prints", which seems to be art-world speak for "ink-jet printout" -- so, these are high-resolution automated digitally pixellated versions of low-resolution manually analog pixellated versions of porn scenes.

"When I was 8 or 9 years old, I acquired a split beaver magazine. You can imagine my disappointment when, upon examination of the photos with a microscope, I found that all I could see was dots."

Link to images (they're explicit, but work-safe 'cause they're all chunky-pixelated!) Discuss (Via Reverse Cowgirl's Blog)

ABC tours root servers

ABC sent a news-crew to the sites of the 13 root servers that run the DNS system:
One is in an underground cave. One is behind an electronic curtain of security. One is protected by the space program. All are designated by a letter of the alphabet--ten of them are in the United States, three are in Europe and in Asia. They are supposed to be well hidden. A mere thirteen computers known as "root servers" enable you to shop and bank online, research school projects, look for work, or just send e-mail to a friend...

The offices of Autonomica Company are in Stockholm's popular Old Town section. Executives who run the major European root server appear as though they could be selling insurance. But their computer is located in this government vault, deep underground--accessible only through a maze of complicated security doors--and inside a private, locked crypt.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Jim!)

Porn Orchestra: why must XXX soundtracks suck?

PornOrchestra is a Bay Area-based music collective formed to "radically reinterpret" the soundtracks of pornographic film:
"This complicated genre has taken its share of scorn: from adult film producers who refuse to pay it any mind to legions of consumers who instinctively snap the sound off after pressing Play."
radiofreeblogistan's Christian Crumlish recently published an interview with one of the musicians, Shannon Mariemont. Excerpt:
"Then I thought I would change the world one porn video at a time by renting a title, overdubbing with my original soundtrack, then returning the video to the store shelf....What if orchestras were the engine of expression in pornography?...One of the participating musicians told me for him this project is 'an experiment in subverting the commercial element of the original to present the inner world.' Another mused that it could just be 'really hot, or really evil, or both and sick, or maybe a little beautiful.'"
Update: And if you like this, you'll love Fluffertrax.

Link to interview, Discuss

WebZen: Food Museums

Friday Web Zen arrives late this time-- or early, depending on how you slice it. But like fine cheese or cognac, the best urls only ripen with age. The theme for this week's edition: food museums. Buen provecho, bon appetit, pull up your chair, okay let's eat.

(1) utensils
(2) mustard
(3) cranberry
(4) banana
(5) pasta
(6) spam
(7) ramen
(8) jello
(9) pez
(10) burnt
Link Discuss (Thanks, Frank!)

How do you estimate a crowd?

In the wake of last month's massive antiwar demonstrations in San Francisco and Washington, DC, there was enormous controversy of the means by which crowd-sizes are estimated. San Francisco's KQED ran an excellent phone-in panel on the techniques of crowd-estimation. Lisa Rein captured the program and has posted it in MP3, with annotations. Link Discuss (Thanks, Lisa!)

Enforcing circadian health with screen-inversion

An Advogato coder's journal reveals an amazing and obsessive solution to the effects of working in a windowless room on circadian rhythms: a display-hack that inverts the screen at night to give your brain night-cues.
Hopefully, this will help my subconcious. It was easier than hacking my medulla oblongata. I _hate_ hardware.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Danny!)

Picky-eater manifesto

Great Cardhouse rant: "I don't like hard things in soft things."
No Nuts On Cake. Again, the stress-resistance between the cake and the nuts is too great. There also is nothing visually pleasing about thinly-sliced almonds, for example; it appears as if someone has gone and dumped a crate of Lee Press-On Nails onto the top of the otherwise delicious confection. The usual configuration of nuts on cake consists of a thin layer of chopped nuts slathered on the side of the cake so it looks like gravel. This is easily scraped off onto the closest wall or dog.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Joe!)

Private homes are nano-venues for e-folkies

Folk-music has found a renaissaince is the most nano of micro-venues: people's living rooms, promoted by listservs.
Concert-goers bring the chips, dip and beer. A basket is set out for the suggested $10 to $12 donation for the musicians, and the living room, dining room and family room are filled with people wanting to hear folk music.

With few venues willing to hire folk acts and few middle-class suburbanites willing to make the schlep downtown, search out parking and elbow other patrons to get the bartender's attention, folk house concerts are quietly spreading like wildfire with the help of e-mail and Internet advertising.

Link Discuss

ClearChannel's hyper-DJ

ClearChannel -- the media conglomerate that owns a sizable fraction of the music radio stations, advertising, venues, and concert promotion outfits in America -- has turned DJ Carson Daly into a super DJ by recording his voice in mix-n-match snippets that are pieced together to serve the top-10 request countdowns in markets across the country. Ah, the efficiencies of scale -- so good for local communities. And it's about to get better, as the FCC decreases regulation so that ClearChannel can buy even more stations.
"Most Requested" has been on the air for nearly two years, but only recently have people not directly involved in the program become aware of the extent to which technology is allowing Mr. Daly to cozy up to local listeners. Radio experts say the program involves perhaps the most extensive use yet of digital audio processing to offer localized shows from a central location. And members of a major broadcasting union are investigating to determine whether the techniques violate local labor agreements.

Clear Channel executives and Mr. Daly declined to discuss the program and the technology. But according to former Clear Channel employees, Mr. Daly spends several hours a week in a studio in his Manhattan apartment, reading scripts with short song introductions and longer segments of D. J. patter. His audio feed is transmitted to Los Angeles, where the show's engineers turn the segments into digital files and drop them into a database.

Link Discuss (Thanks, David!) (and others!)

Waltz for cranes

Amazing mini-documentary about a choreographer named Anne Troake who designed a waltz for construction cranes and then had three master crane-drivers execute it. It's totally hypnotic. 9MB QuickTime Link Discuss (Thanks, Steve!)

eBay opium poppy seller busted

"Federal drug agents have arrested a Sacramento man for allegedly selling opium poppy pods on eBay, where he described the morphine-laden pods and seeds as a decoration." Link Discuss

A hymn to Japanese toys

The New Yorker's tribute to Toy Tokyo, a NYC Japanese collectible toyshop, has enough great lists of cool toys that I'm willing to forgive it the comepletely distracting second-person point-of-view.
Toy Tokyo—shrine to the imagination of Asian toymakers and outfits that don't sell to Toys R Us. Tin cars and monsters and little porcelain figures that were included as prizes in King Pie pastries, in Paris—you had to eat the pie to obtain them—and windup robots from the age when the world was just beginning to imagine robots: robots that are biggest around the middle, like circus strongmen; robots painted beautiful colors, so shiny they look enamelled; robots with heads under glass, like deep-sea divers, and mute, pleading expressions in their eyes. You're a collector, so you already understand that by the time these toys reach America they aren't meant to be played with. You're a fool if you play with them. Go ahead, take the robot out of the box. Now it's worthless, just a toy, something to amuse a child.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Gary!)

Disneyland's history on DVD

Disney's released a DVD about Disneyland in its excellent commemorative Walt Disney Treasures series: Disneyland USA. The disc -- narrated by Leonard Maltin -- collects several of the infomercials Walt produced to raise the capital for the Park (Roy, his brother, controlled the company purse-strings and wouldn't finance the venture), including The Disneyland Story, Dateline Disneyland, Operation Disneyland, Disneyland After Dark and the 10th Anniversary Special. The disc also has a bunch of archival rarities and commentary. Can't wait to get my hands on it! Link Discuss (Thanks, Robynne!)

Haunted Mansion movie will feature ride details

A little drib of news about the forthcoming Haunted Mansion movie:
Marsha Thomason, who plays Eddie Murphy's wife in the upcoming supernatural movie Haunted Mansion, told SCI FI Wire that the film will feature elements of the popular Disney theme-park ride on which it is based. "We've got the singing heads," Thomason said in an interview. "We've got the whole mausoleum. We've got Madame Leota. Jennifer Tilly is playing Madame Leota. There's a whole lot of the Disney ride in the movie."
Link Discuss

Verisign: holding us accountable will kill the Internet

The crooks and fumblers at Verisign are still trying to stave off the inevitable $100,000,000 payment that Gary Kremen is demanding for their criminally stupid handling of the theft of his sex.com domain. They're getting desperate now -- asking the court to hold back because the judgement would force the end of the Internet.
Considering the NSI believes the decision may force the end of the Internet and have "enormous ramifications for a large sector of similar service providers, including cable television service and telephone service providers", it is a shame its legal arguments aren't stronger.
Link Discuss

I almost fell for an eBay identity theft scam

This morning, I received a very official looking email that looked like it came from eBay. It stated: "eBay Account Management regrets to inform you that your eBay account has been suspended due to credit card verification problems. Your credit card failed to authorize and as a result, your account has been flagged. All further transactions with your account will be denied until this flag is removed." I clicked on the link, and started filling out my name and adress. Then I glanced at the URL of the page: ebayvalidation.com. That seemed fishy, so I started scrolling down to see what info they were asking for. They wanted my Social Security number, driver's license number, mother's maiden name, paypal password, and my eBay password.

I hope nobody falls for this scam.

I looked at the HTML for the page and found this domain number: 208.47.185.82. I don't know what I can do with it. Here's the link. Maybe a reader can get to the source. Remember, do not enter any information on this page! Link Discuss

Picasso's anti-war tableau "Guernica" covered up at UN

UN officials have covered up a reproduction of Pablo Picasso's "Guernica" that was donated by Nelson A. Rockefeller, and has hung outside the UN headquarters for nearly 20 years. Created in 1937, this painting is probably the most famous anti-war expression in the history of modern art -- and has been temporarily covered with a baby-blue banner that bears the U.N. logo.
"It is, we think, we hope, only temporary," said Faustino Diaz Fortuny, a Spanish envoy whose government owns the original painting. U.N. officials said last week that it is more appropriate for dignitaries to be photographed in front of the blue backdrop and some flags than the impressionist image of shattered villagers and livestock.

The drapes were installed last Monday and Wednesday -- the days the council discussed Iraq -- and came down Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, when the subjects included Afghanistan and peacekeeping missions in Lebanon and Western Sahara. So when Secretary of State Colin L. Powell enters the council Wednesday to present evidence of Iraq's acquisition of mobile biological weapons labs and terrorism ties, he will walk in front of flags that wouldn't look out of place in the auditorium of a high school gymnasium.

Link to Washington Times story, Link to background on the painting, Discuss (via strangelove)

P2P Nielsens

BigChampagne does popularity indexing for file-sharing networks, producing top-ten charts for P2Pland. Link Discuss (Thanks, John!)

Slammer hit 90% of vulnerable hosts in 10 minutes flat

Slammer worked like a real-world Warhol Worm, infecting 90% of vulnerable hosts in 10 minutes. I want to see how this changes Brandon's assumptions about Curious Yellow. Superworms are catching up with the theoretical predictions about their potential. I expect the next step is gonna be worms that exploit P2P namespaces and firewall-traversal tech. Link Discuss (Thanks, Cameron!)

Nerdc0re ramble

Paul Ford's review-cum-rumination about Ellen Ullman's Close to the Machine touches on nearly every nerdc0re theme I can imagine: perpetual ignorance, Marxism and technophilia, pervy coders, code-as-speech, and the overclocked lifestyle. Link Discuss (via Oblomovka)

NASA launches anonymous FTP site for shuttle debris photo uploads

Via IP list:
NASA has established an anonymous FTP input point for persons who have found shuttle debris to upload photos or videos of the material along with identifying commentary for NASA analysis of its importance. This may well be the first use of the Net for this kind of disaster evidence collection on such a scale.
Link Discuss

Atkins-MSG compound found in breast-milk

A compound that occurs naturally in breast-milk fools the tongue into ignoring bitter flavors. Naysayers warn that it will allow food manufacturers to use cheap, crappy ingredients and still turn out yummy chow. To me, it sounds like "Atkins-MSG."
Imagine a compound that could dupe your tongue into thinking bland oatmeal was hot-fudge-sundae sweet? Or another that could make kids hoover spinach like Popeye?

"You could make healthy foods taste better," Alejandro Marangoni, a food scientist at the University of Guelph, said of the new field. "Just blocking bitterness has huge potential. Somebody's going to make a lot of money."

Linguagen's "bitter blocker" compound, which received a U.S. patent this month, is the first chemical known to inhibit the taste of bitterness by altering human perception instead of flavour. But it's unlikely to be the last.

Link Discuss (via /.)

Dallas roadsigns warn about Columbia debris

Roadside sign in Dallas, taken last night. Link Discuss (Thanks, Denise!)
week of 02/02/2003