week of 11/10/2002

Visa claims to own dictionary definition of "visa"

eVisa.com -- a site that hosts travel info and info on getting travel visas for various countries -- has had its domain name taken away by a court at the behest of Visa, the credit-card company.

This is fallout from the recent changes in trademark law, which created a new, ridiculous standard for "dilution of trademark." Nominally, this protects a company like Pepsi from, say, a shoe company that wants to create "Pepsi sneakers." The reform is spurred by a perceived failure in the old trademark standard, which made trademarks domain-specific: a trademark on "Acme Springs" doesn't stop someone from creating "Acme Anvils."

But the dilution standard goes further. It allows companies that own extremely famous marks built on regular, English words, to stop others from using that mark in any other context. Think of The Doors' music publisher suing the Acme Door Company from trading on their good name.

That's exactly what Visa is doing. They claim that the fame of Visa, the credit card, has so outstripped the fame of "visa," the English word, that anyone who names a company or product "visa" (even, presumably, a book called "How to Get an American H1B Work-Visa") is ripping off their intellectual property.

This is a stunningly bad law, and the lawmakers who wrote it need to be thoroughly spanked, but what's worse are the thieves at Visa who've decided that the anti-dilution standard is ready-made for expropriating small businesses of their domain-names. Bastards. Link Discuss

Kermit gets a star

Kermit the Frog has recived the 2,208th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Link Discuss

Calculating GoogleShare

Steven Johnson came up with the notion of GoogleShare: it's the proportion of pages containing some phrase (i.e., "Boing Boing") that also contain your name. Rael has whipped up an automated GoogleShare calculator. Incidentally, my GoogleShare for "Boing Boing" is only 1.28 percent. Link Discuss (Thanks, Steven!)

Stopping P2P needs anti-terrorist-like effort

The producer of Star Wars has declared that stopping the swapping of movies on P2P networks needs an effort "as concentrated an international event as the war on terrorism." And what's more, he says that if something isn't done, "big budget film-making faces a total collapse in three years," and that "the increasing ease with which high-quality films could be downloaded with P2P software was the biggest threat to the industry."

Cutting through the hyperbole: Box office revenues are up. They've gone up every year since 1984, when the VCR was legalized despite Hollywood's claim that the VCR was to the American film industry "as the Boston Strangler is to a woman home alone."

Moreover, this claim of "the increasing ease with which high-quality films could be downloaded with P2P software" is just so much bullshit. You can download a movie from Gnutella or Kazaa, sure, given several hours' download time and much searching. Having downloaded it, what you end up with is a quarter-sized, scratchy-audio version that only a liar would describe as "high quality."

By contrast, you can head down to Broadway or the high street in most other major cities and buy commercially pirated versions of current releases on DVD, CD and VHS. This has been the case for years and years now -- bootleg VHS cassettes were available almost as soon as VHS decks were legal -- and still, the box office revenue increases, as does the proportion of total studio revenue derived from legit pre-recorded media sales and rentals.

So, where's the problem? Sure, copyright holders would like it if they had 100 percent control over their works -- just like grocery stores would like to eliminate 100 percent of spoilage, shoplifting, and package-damage -- but it's not a realistic goal. Meanwhile, the film industry is healthier than ever. It is not collapsing.

But the film industry clearly sees an opportunity to take another kick at the Betamax can here. By chicken-littling about the impending death of Hollywood, studio execs are able to appeal to lawmakers to regulate technology in unprecendented way -- to create what Fox Studios' Andy Setos calls a "well-mannered marketplace" where only those technologies that Hollywood approves are allowed into the market.

Remember, entertainment interests have sued to keep the player piano, the radio, the VCR and the MP3 off the market. Remember, these companies withheld their movies from television studios because they feared that TV would Napsterize the movie-business. Remember, these companies went to Congress during the National Information Infrastructure Hearings and asked for the Internet to be redesigned to that all packets could be monitored for infringement.

There is no new problem -- and Hollywood is not proposing a new solution. The "threat" and their reflexive answer to it are not "unprecedented" and the only real danger is that this time, they'll get their way. Link Discuss (via MeFi)

WiFi gets another usable channel

The CTO of a company called Cirond has released a whitepaper arguing that WiFi access points that overlap coverage can use four channels, instead of the traditional three. This opens up a new world of possibilties for packing 802.11b points more densely, on channels 1, 4, 8 and 11. The insight relies on the idea that by arraying access points on multiple storeys of a building, adding a third dimension to the overlap, you can minimize interference, even on channels that nominally overlap. Link Discuss (via /.)

Parking in Southie gets worse

Boston's Southie, where double-parking while you grab a slice or a pack of cigs is an art-form, is in the middle of a police-parking crackdown. The residents of Southie can't sleep after a late shift for having to move their cars every two hours, and pizza joints' business is down 35%, while everyone orders in delivery meatball subs. Link Discuss

Dave Hickey's Air Guitar

Tim "O'Reilly" O'Reilly emailed me (and a whack of others) last night, aflutter with enthusiasm over a book of essays he's just finished, called Air Guitar: Essays on Art & Democracy, by Dave Hickey. It sounded like he'd had the kind of quasi-relgious experience you get from reading a really good book, and the title was neat, so I googled around and based on what I found, I ordered my own copy:
For Hickey, as for writers like Havel and Klíma, "the language of pleasure and the language of justice are inextricably intertwined." Thus, when he takes on the issue of multiculturalism in his essay "Shining Hours/Forgiving Rhyme," Hickey begins not with a discussion of individual rights and collective wrongs, but with a memory of pleasure. For several thousand words -- an eternity by American journalistic standards -- he summons up a 1940s childhood afternoon in which he watched his white jazzman father jam with two black beboppers and a refugee German pianist in suburban Texas. Bluntly reminding us not to read this scene as "an allegory of ethnic federalism," he then turns to the paintings of Norman Rockwell. In them, as in the jam session, Hickey identifies a quintessentially democratic leveling. If American high art -- and, by implication, the high academic theory of identity politics -- promote hierarchy and exclusiveness, then in Hickey's view, jazz and the paintings of Rockwell reveal the possibility of inclusion and equality. Moreover, as Hickey's afternoon with his father suggests, that possibility is not merely an ideal -- it can actually be lived.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Tim!)

Light rail, Russky style

Rural Russians are making homebrew railcars to run on abandoned tracks, powered by motorbike engines.
Whether locals want to go to work, to the shop, out hunting, to visit relatives in the next village or simply go for a ride, the trolley is the easiest and often only means of transport...

A three-litre can of petrol can take you about 100 kilometres. The line, once used by trains laden with iron ore, was 700km long back in the 19th Century. Just 200km remain today...

Trouble is, the trolleys are not subject to traffic control. The line belongs to the local authorities, but there is just one safety inspector.

Link Discuss (via New World Disorder)

Alan Moore's alternate history of the DC universe

h0l sez, this is "the banned-by-DC-comics-from-the-WWW but still available via Google newsgroups version of Alan Moore's _AMAZING_ mid-eighties retake of the entire DC universe. this was a proposal that never got off the ground, but even for non-comics fans, it's pretty spectacular stuff - lots of carnage, weird Martian Manhunter sex, and hyper-intelligent writing."
The House of Steel
This is one of the two most powerful clans, and it dominates the eastern seaboard around New York and environs. Alternatively, if I change my mind it could be outside America altogether and set in the Arctic Circle, based around a new Fortress of Solitude. This is because the House of Steel consists of the clan founded by Superman- We have Superman himself, a morally troubled figure who doesn't know what's best to do about the chaos he sees sounding him, but who has come to accept that the Houses provide the only real permanent structure in a Stabilizing world and are thus important to maintain. Superman has married and raised a couple of kids, and the person that he has married is Wonder Woman, who has had an identity change to Superwoman to accommodate her new stature- We see the genuine and powerful love between these two in the face of the perils of the world sounding them and the desire to do what's best They are also troubled by their two offspring- One of these is a new Superboy, and he's about eighteen when the story opens, and he's real bad news. The other child is a less delinquent Supergirl, and new one who, like Superboy, has been born of the union between Superman and Wonder Woman but who is much kinder and gentler, more her mother's child. Having three members in the Superman class and Wonder Woman (Superwoman) herself, they are obviously a clan to be reckoned with.
Link Discuss (Thanks, h0l!)

Ants love Apple hardware

Creepy crawly computation: ants colonize an iBook.
Has anyone had this problem? I hope not . . . After the first rain of the year, the ants outside were restless (and homeless). My wife had left her ibook on the mantle charging overnight. The next morning we noticed a large number of ants milling around it. Upon inspection we discovered ants crawling in and out of every hole in the computer. I grabbed my can of compressed air and started blowing! To my horror hundreds of ants started pouring out carrying eggs! I knew this was bad. I took the computer out to the garage and completely disassembled the thing layer by layer . My stomach turned when I exposed the main circuit board and saw thousand of ant and eggs (and a queen or two), writhing across every inch! Argh! After several hours with a vacuum and a can of air I finally got the thing clean. I put it back together (only a few extra screws) and luckily it works fine. Any theories on why ants would decide to move an entire colony into an ibook? Warmth? Sweet circuit boards? I think they were attempting to colonize the ultimate frontier: cyberspace.
Link Discuss (via /.)

Sneakernet MP3 sharing kicks P2P's ass

Paul Boutin slams P2P file-sharing in a great caffeinated rant. The real threat/opportunity for exchanging huge volumes of MP3s is old-fashioned sneakernet, assisted by newfangled toys like iPods and CD burners.
Cheapskate yuppies like me have already taken piracy to the next level. In the past, a stack of 20-cent CDs let me copy my friends’ favorite albums in 10 minutes. Now, for $499, I can dump their entire collections onto an iPod in an hour.

iPod is marketed as an MP3 player, but under the stylish skin it’s nothing more than spinning media. It’s a 20-gig disk drive with a firewire connection that can suck down an album’s worth of music in less than 15 seconds – with room for 400 more. The interface puts P2P freeware to shame, and it even talks to PCs. With an iPod in my pocket, I don’t bother asking for CD recommendations anymore. I drag and drop my friends’ entire jukeboxes. Rip ’em now, decide what to play later.

Ironically, Wired published Paul's editorial one year after laying him off from the magazine's editorial staff. Link Discuss (Thanks, Paul!)

Free European airfares

European discount airline Ryanair is giving away 500,000 tickets between any European destinations -- all you pay is the taxes and airport fees. Link Discuss (Thanks, Pat!)

10-in-1 Atari emulator-in-a-joystick for $19.99

Eli the Bearded sez: Avon, the makeup company, is selling a joystick with 10 classic Atari games in it. No console needed, just hook this up to the RCA jacks on your TV and play. I was just watching someone play it, and I want one now. Link Discuss (Thanks, Eli the Bearded!)

Pencil-lead sculpture

Dalton Ghetti is a sculptor who carves miniscule sculptures out of the leads of pencils, by hand, without a magnifying glass. Link Discuss (Thanks, Rich!)

Paying $10 to get pitched: more movie ads coming

Regal movie theatres will expand their pre-show advertising and trailers to twenty minutes. The last few AMC/Loew's movies I've gone to in San Francisco have had 20 minutes' worth, too -- it seems to be the norm everywhere. The CEO of Regal sees a trend: "I hope that the line between entertainment and advertising will begin to blur." Link Discuss (Thanks, Futtbuck!)

Utrecht/L.A. transcontinental digital art camp-in: "Afterneen", Sat. Nov. 16

On Saturday, November 16, Miltos Manetas' Electronic Orphanage art collective will produce a crazy and cool digital art event in L.A.'s Chinatown district. Billed as "the introduction of NEEN, the first art movement of the 21st century, to Europe," Saturday's performance takes place simultaneously with a participating team of artists in Holland. If you're stopping by in LA, the event will be going full-force from about 6-10PM.

Location: electronic orphanage, 975 chung king road, los angeles, california 90012 (map)

The event is sort of a simulwebcast/simul-camp-in with a sister gallery in Utrecht, Holland. During the show, digital artists from San Francisco, LA, and New York will gather at the Orphanage space. The idea is that each artist will, for the weekend, become a little avatar that operates in the "virtual space" of the gallery. For the duration of the show, the galleries in Holland and LA each are transformed into Internet space.

Printable invitation here: (PDF) (JPG): The press kit is here. Photos I took of Miltos' analog work (large-scale paintings of technology still-lives) from August are here.

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Friday Web Zen: A Mixed Bag.

It's Friday. Pour yourself a cup of something hot, crank up the headphones, and try to look super-productive and workerly while you burn valuable time on these urls. Some are oldies, all are goodies.

(1) Movie-a-Minute: using sekrit plot condensation technology (and probably a few lasers), this site provides ultra, ultra-short capsule summaries for films including "Speed" (Jan de Bont, 1994)

Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the elevator.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)
Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the bus.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)
Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the subway.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)
- THE END -

(2) Design For Chunks: An airbag saved my life. In-flight barf-bags, reimagined. (image at left: Dude Studios)
(3) Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character.
(4) Yodeling horse-things: this site might just kick the ass of singing kittens.
(5) Tiny Bubbles: if you liked last week's Flash bubble-wrap popping site, hold on to your seat.

Discuss (thanks, Frank!)

Harry Potter and the mass shredding

A fundie lunatic Minister in Maine was denied a permit to burn stacks of "Satanic" Harry Potter novels, so he opted instead to host a mass shredding.
"I feel like I'm in a cutting mood tonight," the Rev. Douglas Taylor told 30 supporters before bringing out the scissors.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Stefan!)

Roxio to buy Napster

Roxio, makers of the CD-burning software Toast, have made a credible bid to acquire all of Napster's assets out of bankruptcy. Link Discuss

Mind-boggling soy-sauce ad

Mind-boggling, queer-positive, cat-hanging, erotic, musical Flash promotional ad for Kikkoman Soy Sauce. In Japanese. Link Discuss (via The Adventures of AccordionGuy in the 21st Century)

Comdex going bust?

Comdex, the annual mega-nerd-circus in Vegas, may have to declare bankruptcy.
Why the downturn? Key3Media Chief Fred Rosen blames -- oh, you'll never guess -- the shrinking IT industry and travelers made wary by Sept. 11. But tech buyers are still attending conferences, a former Key3 executive told the Mercury News, only they're favoring more focused gatherings over Comdex' smorgasbord approach. BusinessWeek Online did the math: "Last year, average attendance at info-tech trade shows sank 14%. At Comdex, attendance was down 41%." As the crowds are drifting away, so are corporate booth-buyers. A few years ago, IBM made headlines for refusing to buy space. This year, Sony's opting out.
Link Discuss (via /.)

Douglas Adams meets Dr. Who

The unshot Dr. Who episode that Douglas Adams wrote has finally been produced by the BBC and will be webcasted soon.
The episode, called Shada, was described as "the greatest Doctor Who story never shown" and began filming in 1979 but production was halted by industrial action.

Following several false starts in attempting to bring it back, the drama will finally be premičred in a webcast on BBCi in the spring.

Link Discuss (via /.)

SGI and fluid dynamics in disposable diapers

Procter and Gamble are buying gigantic SGI supercomputers to model the aerodynamics of Pringles chips -- less aerodynamic chips won't take flight from the fast-moving conveyors -- and the fluid dynamics of human waste in disposable diapers. Link Discuss (via JWZ's Livejournal)

Schneier's new book

Bruce "Secrets and Lies" Schneier has announced that he's working on a new, untitled book, about using information security techniques to evaluate the post-911 security measures we've been asked to buckle down and shut up about.

I reviewed a draft of this last month, and it is a damned fine book. It starts with the premise that bad security is worse than no security -- a false sense of security puts you at more risk than eyes-open vulnerabilities. Then it discusses the idea that security is always contextual: you can't make something generally "more secure;" you can only make it more secure from some attack.

This is the setup for Bruce to tell us how to figure out if something is a risk, if some measure mitigates that risk, and points us at the ways our world has changed since 9-11, in order to make it more "secure."

This book presents a vital suite of critical thinking tools. It's a shame we won't see it on shelves until next September -- publishing being what it is -- but when it hits the stands, it will be required reading.

We are being told that we are in graver danger than ever, and that we must change our lives in drastic and inconvenient ways in order to be secure. We are being told that we must give up privacy or anonymity, or accept restrictions on our actions. We are being told that the police need new investigative powers, that domestic spying capabilities need to be instituted, and that our militaries must be brought to bear on countries that support terrorism. What we're being told is mostly untrue. Most of the changes we're being asked to endure don't result in good security. They don't make us safer. Some of the changes actually make things worse.

My new book, still untitled, is a book about security. Not computer security, but security in general. Its goal is to teach readers how to think differently, how to tell good security from bad security, and to be able to explain why. Its goal is to instill in readers a healthy skepticism about security, especially the technologies surrounding security. Its goal is to convince readers that good security is about people.

The book walks the reader, step by step, through security: what works, what doesn't, and why. It gives general principles that the reader can use to understand and evaluate security. It illustrates those principles with anecdotes from all over: crime, war, history, sports, natural science, myth, literature, and movies. And it gives the reader a simple process that he can use to understand the difference between good security and bad security.

Real-world security looks a whole lot like computer security. It's not just that computers are everywhere; the same concepts and methodologies that allow us to make sense of computer security also apply to the real world. In my previous book, "Secrets and Lies," I used real-world metaphors to explain computer and network security. In this book I am going to explain real-world security using the techniques, processes, and formalism from the computer world, without assuming any computer knowledge.

Link Discuss

72-mile WiFi link

A researcher at the San Diego Supercomputer Center has built an FCC-legal, 72-mile long WiFi link, using high-gain, 2-ft. parabolic antenna, running at 1Mb/s. Holy crap! Link Discuss (via Raelity Bytes)

EverCrack packet-sniffer for net-game cheaters

Cringely's latest column describes ShowEQ, a GNU/Linux app you run on the same LAN as a one or more Windows boxes playing EverQuest. ShowEQ sniffs all EverQuest packets, decrypts them, and gives you precognitive powers to know where all the other players in the game are, when someone bad is headed your way, and so on. Link Discuss (via Robot Wisdom)

Busting the No-Fly list, Internet-style

Now that the FBI has admitted to maintaining a secret list of dissident enemies-of-the-state who should not be allowed to fly (though there is no way to find out if you're on the list, why you're on the list, or how to get off the list), the ACLU has created a form for people who are barred from flying to submit their personal info and details. Go get 'em, ACLU! Link Discuss

Mozilla adds Bayesian spam-filter

Another reason to praise Mozilla: Mox hackers have added a Bayesian spam-filter to the Mozilla mailer. A Bayesian filter learns from its user -- you give it some examples of messages that are and aren't spam, and it will use statistical analysis to guess whether new mail is more like spam or more like not-spam. When it guesses wrong, you give it a gentle corrective feedback and it learns, getting better all the time. Link Discuss (via /.)

Sub-$500 Lindows tablet PC coming

Lindows, the company that ships a version of GNU/Linux that runs most Windows apps, will be shipping a <$500 tablet PC (most tablet PCs to date go for $2000-$3000). The device has wireless networking built in, a nice sharp LCD, and will look mighty fine nestled on my coffee-table. Link Discuss (Thanks, David!)

HG Wells, ripoff artist

A new book, The Spinster and the Prophet, traces the story of Florence Deeks, a Torontonian amateur historian who wrote an amazing, enormous history of the world from a feminist perspective during WWI. She submitted the manuscript to Macmillan, HG Wells's publisher, and shortly thereafter, Macmillan published Wells's "The Outline of History," a 1,300-page bestseller that ripped off enormous chunks of Deeks's works. Deeks sued in every Canadian and UK venue available to her and lost all the way. Today, though, she's vindicated in "Spinster and the Prophet," which makes a strong case for the claim of plagiarism. I wrote a novella, "A Place So Foreign," whose mcguffin is the idea that Jules Verne meets time-travellers and uses their technology to plagiarize sf writers from Wells to Gibson. I picked the wrong villain, it seems. Link Discuss (Thanks, Pat!)

Vanity TV: a new scam

Teresa Nielsen Hayden comments on a new variation on the vanity publishing scam that Lore "Brunching Shuttlecocks" Sjoberg encountered:
Ran into an interesting scam the other day. I got a call from someone claiming to be a producer for a television show, saying he wanted to interview me, in my capacity as a Web programmer and the owner of Seven Deadly Productions, for a show on the Bay Area business scene. He was interested in me "as an expert," he said. I'm not an expert on the Bay Area business scene, but I am an expert at bullshitting in interviews, so I called him back. ...

The spiel was odd from the beginning. For instance, he described his show as being "like Hard Copy or 20/20 except we only say good things." Hard Copy without the criticism is like World's Scariest Police Chases without the reckless driving. ...

Then he went into the details of what they're going to do for me. He pointed out that they were going to pay for a cameraman and lights and so forth, to the tune of something like ten thousand dollars. This is where my right eyebrow began to lift of its own accord. ...

... [T]hen he dropped the bomb. Well, more kind of sidled the bomb into place. Introduced the bomb. He told me that what with them paying for the videotaping and all, I'd be expected to pay the relatively small cost of "production and editing." Then he quickly moved onto something else which I don't remember because of the klaxon and flashing red lights that were going off in my head.

Teresa uses this as a springboard for an excellent piece on vanity publishers and scam artist agents, linked up and down the whole grifting Web. Link Discuss

700-year-old "Hidden Mickey"

A 700-year old Austrian church fresco has been discovered, with a likeness of what appears to be Mickey Mouse. The Maltese tourist board is considering suing Disney for trademark infringment. Link Discuss (Thanks, Jason!)

Roger Wood show opening Nov 20

My pal Roger Wood, a gobsmackingly brilliant assemblage sculptor who makes breathtakingly wild junk-clocks like the one pictured here, is having a gallery show in Toronto.

When: Nov 20th, 2002 - Jan 19th, 2003
Where: Wagner Rosenbaum Gallery, 169 King St E, Toronto

Roger's clocks are folk-art-cum-fine-art. Put one of Roger's clocks on your shelf and you will smile, every day. If you're in Toronto and you miss his show, you're missing out on a chance to have your mind blown. Say hi to him for me, OK? Link Discuss

Smart-paint heals corrosion in tanks

The US military is developing smart-paint for its armored vehicles. The paint will be a-crawl with "microscopic electromechanical machines... that could detect and heal cracks and corrosion in the bodies of combat vehicles, as well as give vehicles the chameleon-like quality of rapidly altering camouflage to blend in with changing operating environments." Link Discuss (Thanks, Higgins!)

Jim Leftwich's CyberPort

Nice Wired news article about Jim "Jimwich" Leftwich's CyberPort interface. Link Discuss

Twisted, Spanglish 'Cucaracha' comic strip goes national

Lalo Alcaraz's brilliant and infamous "L.A. Cucaracha" comic just got picked up for a 10-year syndication deal. Right on, Lalo! Link Discuss

UPDATE: Buy prints from Lalo, like the extremely chido "Never Forget Columbus" cartoon at left, at the cartoonista.com store or here on eBay.

Give the gift of space bling-bling.

Cool gift ideas from the world's largest space-related e-tailer, thespacestore.com. Below, the $2.5 million Destiny Module replica currently on display at SPACEHAB headquarters in Houston, TX

"Featured offerings this year include:
* International Space Station Journey: $20,000,000. The Space Store is proud to offer the trip of a lifetime -- the same trip enjoyed by Dennis Tito, Mark Shuttleworth...and almost by N'Sync superstar Lance Bass! One individual will fly on a Soyuz spacecraft with two Russian cosmonauts for a 10-day (approximate) stay on the International Space Station. Seating is limited.
* International Space Station Destiny Module Replica: $2,500,000 This full-scale replica of the International Space Station U.S. Laboratory Module Destiny is constructed with amazing attention to detail including an observation window with a flat panel screen with earth views, an astronaut sleeping cabin with sleeping bag, a treadmill just like the ones the astronauts use in space and storage facilities. Sounds recorded on the actual space station add a realistic finishing touch. You'll think you've actually made a trip to the International Space Station! Could be a very cool fort in the backyard.
* Apollo A6L Prototype Spacesuit Micrometeoroid Jacket and Pants $7500 The A6L was the prototype spacesuit that preceded the A7L used in the Apollo program. Perfect for that next trip to the moon, the space suit is a thickly padded micrometeoroid garment filled with layers of Mylar and other materials designed to prevent a micrometeoroid from penetrating and puncturing the inner pressure suit.
* Zero Gravity Flight $5400 Experience weightlessness just like the astronauts. Weightlessness is achieved by having an aircraft -- in this case a Russian Ilyushin-76 -- start from level flight, and pitch up to approximately 45 degrees nose-high and wings-level. As the plane flies upward, it accelerates itself and everyone inside. Then, the engines are powered back and the airplane glides over the top of the arch with just enough power (jet thrust) to overcome air friction and drag. So how did you think they filmed those scenes in the Apollo 13 movie?
* Museum Quality International Space Station Model $1500 When you can't make a trip to the International Space Station, instead bring the space station to you. This is a high fidelity, accurate, museum quality replica of the International Space Station assembled and ready for display. A stand is provided with each model. Note: This is the "before Congress slashes the NASA budget again" configuration of ISS.
* Real Space Food $5.00 Not quite on a government space budget yet? No problem -- you can still eat like the astronauts on a civilian budget! These food items are fully hydrated and ready to eat. All have passed stringent NASA guidelines and are made to exact NASA specifications for the shuttle and station crews. The only difference between ours and the food that goes into space is velcro -- NASA glues strips of velcro to their space food so that it doesn't float away! Although similar to a military MRE, the real space food is of a much higher quality, personally supervised, hand made and much lower in sodium and fat."

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Hipster welding helmets

Hoodlum Helmets: One-stop hipster welding-helmet shop. Link Discuss (Thanks, cruella!)

Canada ponders national ID card

Canada's Federal Immigration Minister is calling for a national debate on the merits of a Canadian nation ID card. Why is it that Canada always seems to adopt the worst of US policy, instead of picking up on the good ole First Amendment? Link Discuss (Thanks, Rich!)

Homeland Security's coming panopticon

William Safire blasts the Homeland Security Act in an editorial in today's NYT.
Every purchase you make with a credit card, every magazine subscription you buy and medical prescription you fill, every Web site you visit and e-mail you send or receive, every academic grade you receive, every bank deposit you make, every trip you book and every event you attend — all these transactions and communications will go into what the Defense Department describes as "a virtual, centralized grand database."

To this computerized dossier on your private life from commercial sources, add every piece of information that government has about you — passport application, driver's license and bridge toll records, judicial and divorce records, complaints from nosy neighbors to the F.B.I., your lifetime paper trail plus the latest hidden camera surveillance — and you have the supersnoop's dream: a "Total Information Awareness" about every U.S. citizen.

This is not some far-out Orwellian scenario. It is what will happen to your personal freedom in the next few weeks if John Poindexter gets the unprecedented power he seeks.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Pat!)

Sex urged as stimulant for flaccid world economy

The 7th Asian Congress of Sexology starts today in ultra-conservative Singapore. Some participants are suggesting that having more sex may an effective way to boost the global economy:
Healthy sex lives make happy workers, who will in turn create a more robust economy, said Emil Ng, sex therapist and founder of the Asian Federation of Sexology. "Sexual health is not just about absence of diseases or dysfunction...It is about the ability to enjoy sex...This will improve the whole nation's well-being and productivity. When your economy is down, sexual activity will be lower, not because of sexual problems, but financial problems. This is a vicious cycle."
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Apple laptops kick Windows boxens's asses in price-performace shootout

The Mac Observer has compiled a wonderful roundup comparing laptops from Apple, Dell, HP, Gateway, Sony, and Toshiba at various price-points ($3000, $2300, $2000, $1600, 1300, and $1000). The Macs win on almost every axis, but consistently fail to match PC boxen for L1 cache. Link Discuss

Pork: The Other Tuition Payment

Lindenwood University in St. Charles, MO, has begun to pigs from rural students' families in exchange for tuition. A little piece of Argentian barter economy is in the midwest. Link Discuss

Pirate batteries

Toronto cops busted a Duracell-bootlegger ring with $2.9 million (Canadian) worth of pirate batteries. Pirate batteries? Link Discuss

JK Rowling's pub

The pub where JK Rowling wrote her first four novels has turned into her base-of-operations, the place where the stages media interviews and a sacred spot for Potterpilgrims. Unsurprisingly, she doesn't get a lot of writing done there anymore. Link Discuss

Giant, erect condom welcomes Bill Gates to India

Please: someone send photos. An eight-foot high inflatable condom greeted Bill Gates today during a visit to Hyderabad, India. The unusual welcome gesture was intended to commemorate the Microsoft chairman's generosity in fighting HIV/AIDS through his charity, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Link Discuss

Self-destructing DVDs react with air

A bizarre new form of DVD digital rights management: DVDs impregnated with a dye that reacts with air to render the disc unplayable in eight hours. The disc is being distributed -- in airtight packages -- as a promotional item with a CD, containing a video about the band. However, the instant-landfill media doesn't contain any of the usual copy-restriction technology that prevents it from being copied to a PC before the dye eats it. Link Discuss (via /.)

Argentina: stranger than fiction

Bruce Sterlng's last two blog entries have done an amazing job of pointing to links about Argentina's post-economy order. Thousands of people "roadblocking" the thoroughfares with tent cities erected in the middle of the main highways, millions living off shadow barter-economies that are circulating their own laser-printed, barcoded scrip, middle-class matrons destroying banks in rages over currency-withdrawal restrictions... It's eerily like Bruce's novel Distraction. Don't forget to check out the fundraiser that the Infinite Matrix folks are holding to keep one of the best sf sites on the web afloat. Link Discuss

Steven Johnson's blog

Steven "Emergence/Feed/Suck" Johnson has started a wicked new blog. Woohoo!
David Talbot, celebrating Salon's 7th birthday, is nice enough to include a shout out to FEED (which I co-created many moons ago) and Suck (which I briefly helped run from 2000-2001) before thumbing his nose, rightfully, at the Salon doomsayers: "Salon has outlived many worthy Web colleagues -- let us observe a moment of silence for the likes of Suck, Hotwired, Feed, Word and APBNews.com, all of which got out the electric cables, yelled 'Clear' and zapped the flat-lining carcass of American journalism." I would have described it as more of a colonoscopy, but it's a nice gesture either way.
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Mac-on-x86 rumor resurfaces

The rumor that refuses to die: Apple will port MacOS to commodity chips. Usually, the rumor holds that Apple will climb into bed with Intel; this time, it's AMD.
Nevertheless, these observers report that Apple has been serious enough about its ace in the hole to seed a few lucky civilians with prototype boxes – delivered heavily swaddled in layers of cloak-and-dagger security, natch. Specifically, recent testers report taking delivery of Athlon-powered boxes that Apple had assiduously welded shut to prevent prying eyes from ogling whatever other gremlins might be lurking inside these nondescript beige chassis.
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MAD magazine lampoons The Onion

MAD's lampoon of The Onion ("The Bunion") is spot-on: the caption for this reads "Funny Hairdo, Muppet, Reportedly Turns Otherwise Uninteresting Bush Photo 'Wacky'." Link Discuss (Thanks, Pat!)

Steven King to mentor Maine's iBook-equipped 7th graders

Stgephen King has volunteered to pitch in on Maine's grand iBook educational experiment, which has outfitted every student with a wireless iBook. King -- a longtime Mac user -- will mentor 7th-graders in an online writing workshop. When I was in grade 12 in 1988, I convinced the Toronto Board of Ed to loan me a MacSE and used my modem to mentor a group of grade 2-3 students in creative writing. Good to see the idea has caught on! Link Discuss

WPA poster gallery

Stunning gallery of WPA-era silk-screened posters, including high-res, uncompressed TIFFs of the scans. Link Discuss (Thanks, Matthew!)

Lego sex

Very odd photo collection of Lego figurines getting their freak on. So that's how they reproduce. Warning, adult (but 100% plastic) content. Link Discuss (via the always-awesome Reverse Cowgirl's Blog)
UPDATE: Looks like the Lego porn series was actually lifted--without credit--by the missoizo.com folks from the original source at drew.corrupt.net. (Thanks, Eric)

Your name on Mars

Songdog says:
No, it's not a scam ("Lunar Real Estate For Sale", "Give Someone a Star For Christmas"). This one is bona fide. From NASA. Names submitted via a web form will be burned to DVD, carried to Mars in a 2003 rover mission, and photographed on the surface.
The project is free of charge, and deadline for name entries is November 15. Link Discuss

Sweet new thing from Nokia: ordinary cellphone with a full keyboard.

Are we one step closer to texting for the US masses? Maybe. On Tuesday, Nokia introduced the 6800--a new GPRS/GSM device that's not a smartphone, isn't bundled with an OS from Microsoft, Symbian, Palm, or RIM... but *does* include a full keyboard. Excerpt from PCWorld story:
"Nokia appears to be the first manufacturer to include a keyboard in an ordinary cell phone, setting the unit apart as a legitimate text messaging device. It also includes Instant Messaging; multimedia messaging service and Short Messaging Service; access to any POP3 or IMAP e-mail account; and an x-HTML Web browser. The handset, which will ship in the second quarter of next year, uses Nokia's own proprietary Series 40 OS and browser, not its newer Series 60 design. The Series 60 is the platform design that Nokia is selling to other handset manufacturers such as Sendo, which includes the Symbian OS plus an HTML browser from Opera."
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GPS Digital-Art-Happening in Los Angeles

GPS coordinates as art? On Friday in L.A., a technology performance art event called "34 NORTH 118 WEST" debuts as part of the LA Freewaves art festival. Using a GPS-enabled Acer Travel Mate Tablet PC and headphones provided for audience members, participants' coordinates are tracked and integrated into the performance. Where each audience member moves determines how the story flows. The landscape becomes the interface, and the performance is rendered in real-time according to participants' movements.
Imagine walking through the city and triggering moments in time. Imagine wandering through a space inhabited with the sonic ghosts of another era. Like ether, the air around you pulses with spirits, voices, and sounds. Streets, buildings, and hidden fragments tell a story. The setting is the Freight Depot in downtown Los Angeles. At the turn of the century Railroads were synonymous with power, speed and modernization. Railroads were our first cross-country infrastructure, preceding the telegraph and the Internet. From the history and myth of the Railroad to the present day, sounds and voices drift in and out as you walk.
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Pre-bubble zeitgeist flashback: Four years ago today...

...two complete nobodies with a completely nothing website made a whole lotta somethin.' Four years ago today, theglobe.com went public in what was the most successful IPO to date.

Things change.

Link Discuss (via Scripting News).

BBEdit 7.0 ships!

BareBones -- makers of the stellar MacOS text editor BBEdit -- have announced BBEdit 7.0, with lots of sweet new features. I use BBEdit for everything from writing novels to editing html to composing email -- I'm writing this blog entry in BBEdit!
BBEdit 7.0 allows you to configure multiple Web sites in the preferences and then work with files from any of the defined sites. Syntax coloring support for ASP/VBScript has been added, as well as XHTML 1.1 support in the HTML Tools and syntax checker, and a "Close Current Tag" command which speeds and simplifies HTML tag creation and editing.

For text editing, BBEdit 7.0 adds support for selecting and operating on rectangular regions of text.

Bare Bones also added a few general improvements including a "Paste Previous Clipboard" command, Quartz text smoothing support in editing views, improved support for Mac OS X Services (on Mac OS X 10.2), plus palette-savvy window resizing and a new "atop" window stacking option. A new plug-in info window displays version information, online help, and web links for installed plug-ins. Plug-ins can also now be installed via drag-and-drop.

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Stan Lee sues Marvel over Spiderman ripoff

Marvel claims it didn't make any profits from the $400*10^6 it earned on Spiderman, the movie, and so doesn't owe Stan "10% of the profits 'cause I invented him" Lee a dime. Link Discuss (Thanks, Scott!)

Bluetoooth still sucks

Bob Frankston explains why Bluetooth still sucks: it's all about the connectivity.
We should learn from the example of X.400. X.400 was (is?) a mail protocol approved and required by essentially all the telecommunication agencies throughout the world. It was designed over a period of ten years yet failed against SMTP (Simple Mail Transport Protocol) which could be implemented in an afternoon. Like x.400, the Bluetooth was designed and promulgated before anyone could learn from the first generation. Bluetooth is designed to work in the specific cases imagined by its designers and thus will perform very well in precisely those scenarios and these are the scenarios touted in press releases. It's not surprising that if you don't use Bluetooth precisely as envisioned it will not work very well. There is a tendency to view these problems as anomalies and those of us who point them out are considered spoilers and are thus discounted.
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Eric Idle reads Charlie and the Chocolate Factory MP3

Free downloadable MP3 audiobook excerpt from Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," read by Eric "Python" Idle on Salon. Link Discuss

New York cuisine, Atkins-style

New York restaurants are being flooded with low-carb, high-fat dieters who eschew sugar, flour, and most veggies in favor of meat and cheese. Posh eateries are putting bacon on the appetizer menus, offering sauces on the side, and getting accustomed to diners who have a before-dinner vodka instead of a wine.
Low-carb dieters are eating enormous quantities of food, local restaurateurs, diners and dietitians agree. "Guys come in here and order one steak after another, boom, boom, boom," said Mr. Goldstein of Angelo & Maxie's. Jack Lamb, an owner of Jewel Bako, a popular sushi restaurant in the East Village, said, "You can always tell who the low-carb people are: they order miso soup and an awful lot of sashimi, more than you'd think a person would want."

Dieters say that if you're used to eating a lot of bagels, pasta, pizza and sandwiches, all staples of busy New York lives, you have to eat large amounts of protein- and fat-rich food to get the same feeling of fullness. A three-egg omelet for breakfast, bacon and a big lump of cheese for lunch, salad and pork chops for dinner, then a late-night snack of peanut butter is not an unusual day's menu.

Full disclosure: I've lost 20+ lbs on Atkins since mid-September. Link Discuss (Thanks, David!)

World's biggest chandelier-o-gear

A Frenchman has set the record for the world's largest device-array -- he carries more than 1,000 gadgets weighing more than 15kg.
Among his latest innovations is a Velcro leg-pocket containing a fold-up umbrella and a paint-brush.

"I use the brush a lot because I often end up sleeping in odd places and this is the best way I have found for removing dust," he says.

Elsewhere he carries a shaving kit, comprehensive first aid gear, a mini-saw, blow-up mattress, spare batteries, a change of clothes, a water-pouch, a water-filtering unit, soldering iron, tape-measure, digital camera ...

Eric says his aim is not self-publicity but simply to be prepared for all eventualities.

"It is like a doctor with his medicine bag. I always have my kit," he says.

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Weird-ass head-massager patent spam

Check out this weird-ass spam that landed in my in-box tonight -- apparently, these folks think that a bunch of mumbo-jumbo about their seekrit magic head-massager technology will a) make me grateful that I'm not infringing on their "patent" and b) make me want to buy lots and lots of head-scratchers out of sheer relief.
We believe you are selling "The Head Trip" aka "Happy's Head Trip. That product infringes on our patent. We believe that you respect the Intellectual Property rights of others, and that you had no idea you were infringing.

We'd like to offer you THE TINGLERĆ at competitive prices. It is covered by our United States Patent 6,450,980. We also have additional patent applications pending before the United States Patent and Trademark Office relative to this and other products. You can go to our website http://www.everythingforlove.com to check THE TINGLERĆ and our other products.

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Smart fabrics report

Nice little story about the latest smart-fabrics:
INFINEON, WHICH which has a large presence at the "Electronica" electronics fair which opened in Munich today, said it is demonstrating chips and sensors woven into "smart textiles", with connecting wires integrated into the weave and with miniscule power consumption.

The firm is showing a jacket with a voice controlled MP3 player, and the garment can even be washed.

It's also demonstrating further applications which could be of real use, including thermal generators which pick up body heat to power the microelectronics.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Miladus!)

Distributed Proofreading's slashdotting

The Distributed Proofreading site assigns random pages from scanned-in or re-keyed public domain texts that are being prepared for the Gutenberg Project library to volunteer proofers who correct the errors and check them back in. After a recent slashdotting, the sites pages proofed per day rate went from less than 1,000 pages/day to over 10,000. At this rate, they'll have the entire public domain up in jig time. Link Discuss (via Infoanarchy)

Gar's Tips on Sucks-Less Writing

My pal Gareth Branwyn was and is a great mentor to me. When I started bOING bOING (the print zine) in the late 1980s, he helped me with my writing immensely. Now he has posted a wonderful tip sheet at Street Tech, called "Gar's Tips on Sucks-Less Writing." Thanks for sharing your secrets, Gar!
Throw out the First Waffle
One of the first things I noticed when I began getting my work published, was how often my introductory paragraphs were unceremoniously hacked into the trash by miserly editors. I once heard the phrase "throwing out the first waffle" used to describe divorce in a first marriage. I've come to think of these intro paragraphs as the first waffle(s) of writing. Writers, especially newbies, often waste this first graph (or two or three) setting up their subject, gobbling up precious column inches, awkwardly warming up to their subject. When you're done with your initial draft, take a hard, dispassionate look at the first few graphs. See if you can slice 'em off. Be harsh.
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Trashy zine is all about "found stuff."

FOUND magazine is an incredibly cool online and print publication that explores the beauty and funkiness and accidental poignance of found things. Trash. Discarded objects. Weird notes about random sex, like this one, that defy description. Love letters (like the one at left) pinned behind car windshield wipers that eventually dislodge themselves to float down the street, unread. Link Discuss

UPDATE: FOUND has plans to expand, according to this Chicago Trib story. Watch for an audio CD in '03, with found sound--think answering machine messages, discarded audio letters, and original songs inspired by found notes. (via Poynter.org).

San Diego researchers develop solar-powered wireless broadband network

A group of University of California San Diego (UCSD) researchers have developed a network of solar-powered stations that enable broadband microwave antennas to reach remote rural locations. Known as High Performance Wireless Research and Education Network (HPWREN), the project is already powering several Native American learning centers.
"There are thousands of small communities that could access the wireless Internet using the unlicensed microwave spectrum, as does HPWREN," [said] UCSD researcher Kimberly Mann Bruch..."The use of solar panels to power wireless broadband equipment -- radios, antennas and the like -- is especially feasible and cost-effective in areas where traditional electricity is not available."
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UPDATE: The HPWREN web site with photos, topography map, and other project background is here.

Napster founder's new venture: viral info sharing

I wrote a story today for Wired News on the launch of Napster founder Sean Parker's new company, Plaxo. Like Napster, it involves sharing. But this time it's personal data, not music--which is unlikely to rile the RIAA. Link Discuss

Soho Street Ephemera Gallery

Electric Artists founder Marc Schiller has a great photo gallery of posters, stickers, stencils, and grafitti in New York City. Link Discuss

"Guard-Dragon" robot with sense of smell--and sense of style.

Japanese robotics company tmsuk (say: "tem-zack") has teamed up with Sanyo to develop an improved model of its home-robot Banryu--which means "guard-dragon." As in, even badder than a "guard-dog."

The prototype looks like what would happen if you mated an iMac with a gargoyle. Sort of a hip, futuristic reptile. Product is scheduled for consumer release in 2003.

Among recent design improvements, Banryu's speed has been increased from 3 meters/min. to 15meters/min. Pretty darn fast for a robot moving around inside, say, a small Tokyo residential apartment. The 'bot can also navigate over gaps exceeding 10 cm, and has the ability to sense height via sensors on its legs.

Pics on the Banryu-bot's home page, here (Japanese text only). From a news article today:

"The robot also [has] a completely new 'odor-sensor' developed jointly by tmsuk, Kanazawa Institute of Technology... and New Cosmos Electric Co., LTD. The developers believe that this is one of the first devices that can sense a particular odor with practical accuracy. With the sensor the robot will be able to detect 'burnt scent' which is known to occur in the atmosphere preceding a fire."
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Aibos and foliage: artful dissonance

Amazingly cool and dissonant photos of Aibos frolicking with fresh produce in a summer garden. Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeff!)

Reliable TCP's weird symbiosis with unreliable IP

The latest Joel on Software explains -- brilliantly! -- how reliable TCP can run over unreliable IP.
Imagine that we had a way of sending actors from Broadway to Hollywood that involved putting them in cars and driving them across the country. Some of these cars crashed, killing the poor actors. Sometimes the actors got drunk on the way and shaved their heads or got nasal tattoos, thus becoming too ugly to work in Hollywood, and frequently the actors arrived in a different order than they had set out, because they all took different routes. Now imagine a new service called Hollywood Express, which delivered actors to Hollywood, guaranteeing that they would (a) arrive (b) in order (c) in perfect condition. The magic part is that Hollywood Express doesn't have any method of delivering the actors, other than the unreliable method of putting them in cars and driving them across the country. Hollywood Express works by checking that each actor arrives in perfect condition, and, if he doesn't, calling up the home office and requesting that the actor's identical twin be sent instead. If the actors arrive in the wrong order Hollywood Express rearranges them. If a large UFO on its way to Area 51 crashes on the highway in Nevada, rendering it impassable, all the actors that went that way are rerouted via Arizona and Hollywood Express doesn't even tell the movie directors in California what happened. To them, it just looks like the actors are arriving a little bit more slowly than usual, and they never even hear about the UFO crash.
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GoogleHacks -- search engine tricks for everyone

GoogleHacks, an O'Reilly book with 99+ interesting and productive things to do with Google -- written by Tara "Researchbuzz" Calishain. Link Discuss (via Raelity Bites)

Cool new $399 digital audio appliance for Win users

The Neuros MP3 Digital Audio Computer looks bitchin', for Win ME/98/2K/XP users. Debuts in January, 2003:
Need enough music for a week? Or two? The Neuros HD has the capacity to hold 5,000 songs, and superior functionality to provide the technology you demand in an MP3 audio computer. The Neuros can broadcast songs wirelessly to your stereo. It can record and identify songs from the FM radio. With automatic synchronization all your downloads, playlist changes, and requests from your PC library will be automatically executed.
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Web zen: Internet bear poops prime numbers

Strange little web site featuring what is, in all likelihood, the world's only "Prime Number Shitting Bear." Link Discuss (Thanks, Mark!)

Canadian "Switch" parody

High-larious "Switch" parody from an American who "switched" to Canada. Choice quotes:
Canada's money doesn't stink. US money, the green stuff, it stinks. I mean, literally, smells. I don't know what it is, it's like it's designed to absorb sweat.

My credit record? Wiped clean...

On many occassions, I've heard someone say, "If you don't love the United States of America, then get the hell out."

I did.

Link (7.8 MB Quicktime) Mirror Discuss (Thanks, Steve!)

ETCON 2003 Call for Participation

Last year's O'Reilly Emerging Technology conference was the best event of the year, hands down. Never have nerds of so many stripes had so many interesting conversations about so much wicked tech. This year's confernece is gonna be twice as good. If you can't afford to pay the door, why not submit a paper? The Call for Participation was just posted, and if you've got something interesting to present about, it's your ticket to free admission, and all the hot, geeky conversation you can eat. Don't freaking miss it!
Social Software
We are at the beginning of a Golden Age of social software, software designed to support the interactions of groups of people. After nearly a decade of exploring the Web's uses as a one-to-many medium, there is a growing awareness and excitement about both the problems posed in writing social software, and the potential benefits...

Untethered
The history of networked computing from its very first days until the mid-1990s were all about balls and chains: computers and the wires that anchored them into useful aggregations of resources. As early as the 1970s, networks without wires have transformed the tethered user into a mobile swarm (having accelerating into a high-speed and widespread trend in the late 90s). Untethered users cluster like savannah beasts around a watering hole when they find high-speed wireless access; cellular telephone users disperse and gather dynamically as they transmit short notes billions of times a month.

Biological Models of Computing
Despite the messiness inherent in natural systems, evolution has produced "machines of extreme perfection," to use Darwin's felicitous phrase. As our technological systems become more complex and planning for all cases becomes impossible, what can we learn from the biological world? In particular, what can we learn from the design of both organisms and systems that can adapt to a wide and unpredictable range of signals without collapsing?...

Digital Rights
Digital Rights Management, copy-restriction, and rights-expression tools are potentially dangerous but often-innovative technologies. Some claim to be tools for safeguarding the public's privacy; others maintain that they add functionality to general-purpose hardware. Congress, the FCC, the European Parliament, and WIPO are all considering pro- and anti-DRM initiatives...

Hardware
Moore's Law drives ease-of-hacks in hardware just as well as it does in software. Hardware hacks expand the machine in new and powerful ways, using cheap, off-the-shelf technology. At the tiniest end of the spectrum, miniaturization is showing the promise of a nano-world, where everything we take for granted about the physical universe is up for grabs.

Are carbon nanotubules the next asbestos? Will MEMS graduate into "utility fog?" Your talk-proposals for the hardware track should tell us how we can change the world today with Radio Shack parts and simple schematics or how the world of tomorrow will be upended by clouds of tiny sub-micro devices.

Business Models
We feature a range of technologies that are growing just below the horizon of commercial viability, and place a spotlight on projects and people who are likely to become very important to the future of Internet computing. Equally important is a careful study of what the new business models will look like. Will they be a return to the traditional, times being as they are? Or is there still room to innovate? Who is putting a stake in the ground and attempting to build the new applications, network, and online culture?

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Marine reading by rank

The USMC has released its new required reading list for various ranks. Included are:
  • Heinlein's Starship Troopers (Privates and Lance Corporals)
  • Card's Ender's Game (Sergeants and Corporals)
  • Constitution of the United States of America (Staff Sergeants through First Lieutenants)
  • Guevara's On Guerrilla Warfare (Majors and Chief Warrant Officers)
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Rotting dice

A gallery of photos of decaying vintage celluloid dice, from a book called 'Dice: Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck,' published by WW Norton. Link Discuss (Thanks, Kelly!)

The phone never sets on the British Empire

In 1986, the Guardian wrote:
By the year 2000, Mintel suggests that small pocketphones "will be as common as Walkmans... " People would have to develop a whole new social code... You could not, for example, take calls in the middle of a crowded restaurant. Indeed, the potential nuisance effect of pocketphones (which, of course, exist at the moment, but are clumsy and extremely expensive) is enormous, though perhaps no more so than the nuisance of the transistor radio. Besides, the social value of being able to make a phone call at any time will also be extremely large.
Now, the Guardian takes a look at what it means to live in Britannia Telefonica, where most people have mobiles.
"I don't care who it is, mate, rules are rules." Pilot to Tony Blair when the prime minister protested about having to switch off his mobile as his plane was about to take off. He was taking a call from the Queen...

One morning I took an early flight from Moscow to St Petersburg for an interview at the Hermitage museum. In the final stages of our descent, the fog over Petersburg was so low and thick that all we could see were the tops of factory chimneys sticking out of it. The pilot announced that we would have to divert to Pskov, a run-down garrison town near the Estonian border, 100 miles to the south. We landed, disembarked and entered the terminal building, a dank shell of gnawed concrete. The few beaten-up, inter-city call booths in the airport were closed. There was no way I would make the interview, and no way to let the Hermitage know I was late; I had lost the story.

At this point, I saw about a dozen of my fellow passengers, Russian men and women, line up like a guard of honour, and with military synchronicity, lift dinky little mobiles to their faces and reveal to the world that we had been diverted to Pskov. I was amazed at how fast technology and human want had overtaken my understanding of the possible in Russia. I was impressed that so many of the people on the flight had mobiles, when I had thought that they were luxuries for the elite of Moscow; that here, in this obscure provincial town, pretty much the property of a hungry Russian airborne division, the infrastructure to support roaming was in place; and, most of all, that everyone around me took this for granted. I borrowed one of their phones. I got straight through to the Hermitage and told them I was running late. I had to get one of these things.

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Rove pulled electoral strings on his 2-way

Karl Rove, one of the Shrub's homunculus puppeteers, coordinated the 2002 electoral campaign by sending haiku-like micro-managing micro-messages to stumping politicos around the country via his BlackBerry email pager.
Through it all, Rove wore his war room on his belt'the postcard-size BlackBerry communicator that holds his unmatchable Rolodex as well as his e-mail system, through which he squirted orders and suggestions to campaign workers and lobbyists using only a few words. "It's like haiku, "says a political operative who has been on the receiving end. During meetings'even ones with the President'Rove would constantly spin the BlackBerry's dial and punch out text on its tiny keyboard. "Sometimes we're in a meeting talking to each other and BlackBerrying each other at the same time, "says a colleague. At times Rove's voltage got too hot even for all his outlets. He became known for breaking into song in midsentence. During games of gin rummy on Air Force One during Bush's campaign swings, Rove was always the loudest one yelling, "Feed the monkey! "when it was his turn to pick up a card. (Bush played once, Rove says, and "whipped me.')
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HBO nastygrams bars that show Sopranos

HBO is sending nastygrams to bars and restaurants that show "The Sopranos" on Sunday nights, threatening them to cut it out or else. Link Discuss (Thanks, Fred!)

Animatronic Bob Hope to yuk it up in San Diego

A group in San Diego is raising money to build a life-size coin-op animatronic Bob Hope that will tell corny USO jokes as a "military tribute."
The Tribute occupies the beautifully landscaped San Diego bay area. As you walk across the terazzo bridge into a circle filled with historical memories, you'll enter the realm of one of America's greatest entertainers. Five bronze full-size statues of Bob Hope stand on the points of a granite five-star platform. Let history come to life as you hear motion-activated recordings of Bob Hope telling jokes, while five full-size statues representing each military branch (Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps and Coast Guard) respond with the hearty laughter of those who so appreciated Bob Hopes efforts to improve their morale.
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Internet's most PageRanked pages

Feeding the query string "http" to Google causes it to barf up all the pages in its database in order of their "PageRank" value. The ten most important pages on the Web today?
1. Yahoo!
2. Google
3. Microsoft Corporation
4. Adobe Systems Incorporated
5. AltaVista - The Search Company
6. My Excite
7. Amazon.com--Earth's Biggest Selection
8. CNN.com
9. Lycos Home Page
10. MapQuest: Home
There's something really cool about that list -- the Internet is more about finding stuff than it is about stuff itself, it seems. Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeff!)

AIs ate my economy

This week saw another virtuoso piece from Futurefeedforward, the most prescient source of science fictional thought on the Web. This week, its about AI trust-managers whose flocking behavior emerges trust-like activity in Indiannapolis.
Originally designed to curtail trust abuse by unscrupulous trustees, intelligent trusts have evolved complex and profitable investing strategies never imagined by their programmers. "I-trusts have really branched out in recent years," notes Pressupmanship. "Last year they got interested in real estate for the first time. Up until that point they'd only ever really been into traditional securities and some sophisticated derivatives trading, but it looks like they've got their eyes on the consumer goods sector now."...

Recognizing that intelligent trusts are responsible for the price spikes and prosecuting them legally may, however, prove to be two entirely different things. "The problem is showing that they intend to manipulate the markets in these goods," notes Waikman. "In most cases it's just a matter of pack behavior. With a few exceptions, no one trust does buying that really reaches an abusive level. It's just that when you put it all together, it amounts to a manipulation. They don't just get together and plan to corner a market. One of them just takes a position while the others hang back. But, once there's blood in the water, they all rush in, driving up the prices and putting a stranglehold on the market."

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Fast-forwarding is not a crime!

Great LA Times editorial by Ernest "Lawmeme" Miller about the baseless ire expressed by movie directors over software that lets users circulate edit lists that insert or skip through material during playback, so that educators can produce virtual "highlight reels" with their own voice-over, or parents can generate and circulate kid-friendly versions of Hollywood movies.
When you buy a book you can highlight portions or rearrange pages. A friend can recommend that you rip out the boring chapters and read only the climax, and neither the author nor the publisher has a right to stop you. Why should movies on DVD be any different?

When a DVD is legitimately purchased or rented, consumers should have the right to play it with software that enhances their personal viewing experience. Parents should have the right to skip a second or two of gratuitous nudity in an otherwise family-friendly film. Film buffs should have the right to watch a film with an alternative audio commentary by an expert such as Roger Ebert, without permanently altering the disc.

Ultimately, the issue is one of control. Technology has given consumers the ability to control how they watch movies in their homes, and the DGA wants to take that control away by banning the technology. Even if you don't have kids, aren't much of a film buff or love graphic movies, do you really want Hollywood dictating how you view DVDs in your own home?

Link Discuss (Thanks, Ernest!)

1.4 million beetles tile palace ceiling

An avant-garde Flemish artist has redecorated a palace in Brussels by gluing 1.4*10^6 jewel beetles to the ceiling of the great dome.
The beetles were culled for Fabre by a team of entomologists who scoured the restaurants of Indonesia, Malaysia and Thailand where the creatures are regarded as a delicacy...

Birds' wings, giraffes' legs and salamanders' eyes can all be discerned in the creation as can the letter 'P' for Queen Paola who succumbed to years of lobbying and gave Fabre carte blanche .

"It looks like a kind of greenish, bluish, violet, yellow golden sea of light that moves around constantly, creating drawings using the light," Fabre, 44, told the Guardian yesterday.

"It will never go away, the colour will never fade and it will stay there for hundreds of years. I am quite satisfied."

Link Discuss (Thanks, Charlie!)

Net censorship down under: Australian government to block protest websites

As part of a federal crackdown on "Internet-assisted crime," Australia's government plans to block access to websites used for organizing protest activities.
A police ministers meeting in Darwin this week agreed it was "unacceptable websites advocating or facilitating violent protest action be accessible from Australia".

Internet regulator, the Australian Broadcasting Authority, only last week decided not to block access to websites organising protests for the World Trade Organisation meeting in Sydney.

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UPDATE: More on Australia Net-censorship efforts from Electronic Frontiers Australia (via Declan McCullagh's Politech list). Link

Two fed-up promo CD recipients to return a million CDs to AOL

Hey, AOL, you've got mail! Two California men have organized a global campaign to return one million of those annoying promotional CDs back to America Online.
"People find this action very cool and the ecology aspect is very loved in France," said Aziz Ridouan of Stop CD France, which has accumulated about 1,600 CDs for the men so far.

[International campaign organizers Jim] McKenna and [John] Lieberman say they have nothing against AOL, but see the discs as a waste of resources and have found a creative way to ask the Internet giant to stop making and sending them.

AOL is responding by offering to help.

"If they reach their goal ... I'd be happy to give them directions and greet them at the door," company spokesman Nicholas Graham said. "We would make a contribution ourselves to put them over the top."

Link Discuss (Thanks, Gatfishing!)

Bluetooth suitcase

Samsonite introduces... wireless business luggage. Link Discuss (via Dave Farber's IP list)

Security guards order Stones-shows hang-ups

Security guards at Rolling Stones concerts are ordering people to hang up their cellphones and stop "violating copyright" by letting long-distance pals listen in on the show. Update: AT&T Wireless is the sponsor of the tour! Oh, sweet irony. Link Discuss (Thanks, Steve!)

Edgar Allen Nostradamus predicts a century of cosmology

Edgar Allen Poe's 150-page hallucinatory prose-poem, Eureka, about the origins of the universe, was just speculation, fevered imaginings. But now, the NYT reports, modern cosmology suggests that Poe was, in the whole, correct!
"From the one particle, as a center," he wrote, "let us suppose to be irradiated spherically — in all directions — to immeasurable but still to definite distances in the previously vacant space — a certain inexpressibly great yet limited number of unimaginably yet not infinitely minute atoms."

The language is vague and convoluted, and some details are wrong (Poe had no concept of relativity, and it makes no sense today to speak of the universe exploding into "previously vacant space"), but here, unmistakably, is a crude description of the Big Bang, a theory that didn't find mainstream approval until the 1960's.

Link Discuss (via /.)

Amazing electric boner machine

A Norweigan scientist has developed an electric "Viagra alternative."
Electrical engineer Birger Orten invented the simple stimulator. The contraption is comprised of a narrow, thin ring with advanced energy transferral that is placed at the root of the penis.

The machine has no side effects, needs no prescription and works immediately. It can also be mounted inside a condom.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeff!)

Smart Mobs signings in the Bay Area

Howard Rheingold will be signing his book, Smart Mobs, at a bunch of locations in the Bay Area in November:
# Stanford Bookstore, November 11th, 7:00 p.m.

# Commonwealth Club, November 12th, 6:30 p.m. program, 7:30 p.m. reception Reservations 415/597-6705/6705 or register online

# Borders (San Rafael), November 14th

# Booksmith (on Haight St.), November 19th, 7:00 p.m.

# Cody's (Telegraph Ave.), November 21st, 7:30 p.m.

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Open spectrum explained for the laity

Seattle Times has run a great story on the group of "lawyers, engineers and telecommunications analysts" who are lobbying the FCC for cognitive radio and open spectrum.
In an ideal world, the FCC would treat the airwaves like a highway system nobody owns and enforce rules governing how people use its lanes without crashing into each other, the group says. And in cases where this isn't possible, the FCC would allow people to drive across other people's "property" as long as they keep a low profile and don't do any damage.

Given this freedom, inventors and entrepreneurs would invent new vehicles and new ways of using the highway, the thinking goes. Consumers would finance the development of the airwaves by buying the devices that suit them best and abiding by the rules of the road that prevent nasty accidents.

But to make this vision a reality, the devices need a slice of the spectrum that would form a virtual park or an airwaves commons where equipment makers and others could experiment. In addition, common protocols — industry standards that allow devices to understand each others' communications — and rules are needed to prevent accidents and to make sure everyone gets a fair shake.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Howard!)

HipTop Swarms: PDA-enabled smart mobs

Nice abstract for an academic paper on "Hiptop Nation" -- the new kinds of group behavior enabled y the T-Mobile Sidekick and other examples of Danger's HipTop PDA.
This paper examines the successful evolution of a specific smart mob into a wireless community of practice. It begins with an examination of a popular wireless blogging website "Hiptop Nation" (http://hiptop.bedope.com). "Hiptop Nation" acts as a central blogging site for owners of the "Sidekick" device, a portable handheld data communications device recently introduced by Danger (http://danger.com). The Sidekick supports wireless AOL Instant Messaging, email, SMS text messages, and web access. Users of the Sidekick can post wireless public blogs on Hiptop Nation via their Sidekick device, as well as upload photographs from the Sidekick's digital camera.

On Halloween, October 31 2002, Hiptop Nation sponsored a photo-scavenger hunt competition across the US. Participants were users of the Hiptop Nation blog site who were placed into competing teams, and participants coordinated their actions as well as acquired and uploaded photographs across the US exclusively via their Sidekick wireless devices. The hunt lasted for 24 hours.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Howard!)

Hi-rez DVDs released without "protection"

Columbia Tristar has taken to shipping high-res "Superbit" DVDs in Europe without Macrovision, the expensive and ineffectual technology used to keep home users from making VHS recordings from their own DVDs. The Macrovision company charges the film companies big bucks for licenses to their technology, so that viewers who want to make a copy of their DVDs for the kids' room or the cottage have to shell out for a second disc instead.

Except that Macrovision's technology stinks. It's trivial to circumvent (though the DMCA makes such circumvention illegal, even if the copy you make isn't), and it makes home-theater setups unnecessarily complex.

So Columbia-Tristar is forgoing paying for Macrovision licenses for its new Superbit titles and releasing without the copy-prevention technology. The discs are marked "Warning: This disc is copy protected," but this refers to CSS, the "content scrambling system" that ensures that viewers can't watch DVDs from other regions (i.e., watch American DVDs in Europe), and makes it impossible to ship legal open source DVD players.

Macrovision is reportedly upset with Columbia-Tristar, though, since it views this warning as a kind of protective coloration for the Superbit discs, using Macrovision's reputation to intimidate viewers without paying Macrovision's protection money.

The New Scientist article on this reads like a motion-picture-studio press-release. Consider this graf:

Like other DVDs, the disks do have tough digital copy protection, meaning only hackers can duplicate them with a PC. But Macrovision, a technology that prevents people copying by simply connecting the analogue output of a DVD player to the analogue input of a recorder, has not been used.
The "tough digital copy protection" they discuss, CSS, was broken by Norweigan teenagers in an afternoon. Or this:
The new Home Copying report, from international market research company Understanding and Solutions (U&S), suggests that those who copy illegally make at least a dozen analogue copies of movie DVDs or VHS tapes every year.
The courts haven't ever ruled on whether making a copy of a DVD that you own to VHS for backup or format-shifting is illegal, and furthermore, copying sections of movies for instructional or critical purposes is perfectly legal.

The story doesn't call out the fact that the "protection" measures in DVD are in place to control what paying, law-abiding customers can do with their property -- format-shifting, time-shifting, backup -- but does not even slow down real "pirates" who make bootleg editions of DVDs and sell them for profit. In other words, the "protection" here is protection from you, not from criminals. Link Discuss (Thanks, Druidbros!)

Giant Robot store online

The Giant Robot online store is your one stop shop for Astro-Boy and Afro-Ken merch, tin-robot illustrated books, and Bruce-Lee-as-DJ hoodies. Link Discuss
week of 11/10/2002