week of 06/09/2002

It's a small, mad, mad, small, mad, small (wireless) world

Doc Searls is in London, wandering the streets, looking for a cafe close to an open 802.11b access-point. Having found one, he sits down, has a cup of coffee and starts to blog. A few minutes later, two British geeks sit nearby him, talking about "access." Wait a sec, sez Doc to himself -- I know that guy! It's Ben Hammersley, the Guardian reporter/geek who's writing a book on RSS for O'Reilly.

So Doc says hi, and it turns out that the wireless LAN he's connected to is the one in Ben's house, around the corner from the cafe, and that Ben has only been running it for a couple days.

It's a small world, and for the bandwidth-tropic, it grows smaller by the day, bringing us into proximity with one another and fuelling serendipity. We know each-other by the signs of our secret passion: the wireless cards, the Apple mobile hardware, the tin-can antennae and the constant nattering about "access."

Doc also reports that Jabber has been ported to the Danger Hiptop, the phone/PDA device that gave me a technology boner that could cut glass back when I saw it in the spring at PC Forum. Funny old world. Link Discuss

Colorado homeowners' associations demand green lawns as the state burns

Colorado is burning, thousands of lives are in danger, fire departments are at a loss, state water supply have run to critical lows in the face of a punishing drought.

Idiot homeowners' associations in Colorado are sending memos to their members reminding them that local bylaws require them to keep their lawns green. The priority is that property values not be allowed to fall (at least, not until they drop all the way to zero when the houses turn into ash).

Karen Becker, a community manager for Management Associates, said the drought doesn't let homeowners off the hook.

``A certain amount of stressed lawn is going to be acceptable due to the conditions,'' she said. But, ``to use water properly doesn't mean you'll have a dead lawn.''

Carrie Hugus, a spokeswoman for the 25,000-home Highlands Ranch Community Association, said they're asking homeowners to follow guidelines of watering every three days, for up to 15 minutes.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Chris!)

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home theme (and Simon in the Land of Magic Chalk-Drawings!)

Tribute to the craptastic seventies cartoon show, "Wait Till Your Father Gets Home," including downloadable MP3 of the theme song. (On the same site, the "Simon in the Land of Magic Chalk-Drawings" theme, too) Link Discuss

Ringtone Royalties: music bizmodel of the future?

Justin sez: "According to this story in the Asahi Shinbun, musicians in Japan have seen a recent rapid increase in the amount of royalties paid for downloaded ringtones."
According to JASRAC, music lovers download more than 60 million tunes for use as chakumero each month, making the service a lucrative source of income for songwriters and composers.

Every time a song is downloaded from an Internet service provider onto a cellphone, the provider pays royalties to JASRAC, which distributes the money to copyright holders.

Link Discuss (Thanks Justin!)

Spectacularly fabulous collection of old packaging art

Totally spectacular collection of vintage consumer-goods packaging. I would so totally buy packaged goods that came in wrappers like these. I miss this look and feel. Link Discuss (via Travelers Diagram)

Vintage Disneyland home movies for sale on DVD

DVDs of vintage Disneyland home movies available for sale. Woot! Link Discuss

Help save UserFriendly

UserFriendly, my fave geek comic strip, is on the skids. They're down to bare minimum staffing, but the bandwidth bills are killin' them. Help 'em out with a donation, a subscription or just buy some merch. It'd be cool if the Bittorrent or Onion Networks guys could use them for a beta site, knocking the bandwidth costs down to size. Link Discuss (Thanks, Kickstart!)

Record execs call for tax on used CDs: "Information wants to be $18.98"

The music industry sees Napster everywhere it looks -- CD burners, P2P sharing, used record sales... The RIAARecord execs have (Thanks, hotgrits!) proposed a six percent royalty on all used CD sales, paid out by used CD stores.

Where to begin? The doctrine of first sale, for starters. I've bought the CD, it belongs to me, I'm free to sell it on, throw it out, or give it away. The recording industry has no legitimate interest in the aftermarket for my lawfully acquired property.

And about that aftermarket... I often buy used CDs, especially from searchable places like Amazon and Half, when I'm thinking about trying out a new band. Last week, a BB reader suggested that I try out The Avalanches. I bought a used Amazon disc for six bucks, discovered that I hated the disc and gave it away to a co-worker.

But last week I also rediscovered my love-affair with the band The Jazz Butcher and ordered two of the discs that I used to own on vinyl from Amazon, and followed up the order by buying a couple more Jazz Butcher discs used that I hadn't heard before.

The idea that this thriving aftermarket in used discs challenges -- rather than augments -- the music industry's revenue is every bit as ridiculous as the idea that the industry has a legit interest in controlling that market.

This Darth-Vader-grade villainy is just inexcusable. As one reader waxpancake, a reader, has suggested, as far as the industry is concerned, "Information wants to be $18.98." Link Discuss (via /.)

Ralph Steadman interview MP3

Gary Groth of Fantagraphics interviews Ralph Steadman, the illustrator of several Hunter S. Thompson books. (I went to a Steadman signing in London in 1984 and he drew a picture of HST in my copy of The Curse of Lono. He was flicking drops of ink out of his felt pens and getting it all over everything.) Link Discuss

Destitute Cartoonist Update

Dirk Deppey of Fanatgraphics sez: "William Messner-Loebs was unable to find the rich benefactor he needed [see this previous Boing Boing post -- Mark], so now he's looking for assistance to land on his feet. With this in mind, we've opened up an unused forum on the Comics Journal message board, and named it "Bill 'n' Nadine's Online Rent Party," in hopes of turning some of the goodwill and concern expressed by the funnybook-readin' community into cold, hard cash, to help them afford an apartment, cover moving costs, shelter their animals, et cetera." Link Discuss

USA: Soon with 50% more open spectrum

Congressman Ed Markey has introduced a bill that would open up nearly 0.5GHz more of spectrum for unlicensed use -- that would increase the available unlicensed-applications spectrum by about 50 percent. Good news!
designates a 20-megahertz band of contiguous frequencies located below 2 gigahertz, and a band of between 300 and 500 megahertz of contiguous frequencies above 2 gigahertz and below 6 gigahertz, for reallocation to the public for unlicensed use.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Howard!)

WalMart ships Lindows PCs

Remember WalMart was shipping dirt-cheap PCs without OSes included (presumably so that you could install Linux on them; or, if you believe MSFT, so that you could install unlicensed copies of Windows on 'em)? Now they're shipping dirt-cheap PCs with Lindows installed, Lindows being a GNU/Linux-based OS that feels like Windows runs many Windows apps under Linux. Link Discuss (via /.)

Soccer shamans want to hex World Cup

Soccer shamans and African continental reps at the World Cup are clashing over plans to hex the Kyoto football pitch.
The magazine said there was "a common thread of spiritual practices -- animals sacrificed and their parts buried, midnight rituals, powders and smelly lotions that embraces every part of sub-Saharan Africa and spans every variation of football success."

Casting a spell on a team is so common that players sometimes will climb fences to enter a stadium rather than use the main gate, fearing a spell may have been put on it.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Brian!)

How close are you to the toxic train?

MapScience takes your address and ZIP code and tells you how far you are from the nearest nuclear waste transport route. I'm real safe here in San Francisco, but I pity the poor bastards down in Fremont. Link Discuss (Thanks, Tim!)

Found photos on Discards

Matt from Scrubbles has put up "Discards," a gallery of found photographs. Link Discuss (Thanks, Matt!)

Love and CD burners underpin Chinese samizdat

CD burners are the source of a new samizdat in China. Young women infatuated with an ideologically unsound boy-band media property are burning millions of audio CDs and VCDs of the the band's "real-life" show. They're smuggling themselves on rickety fishing boats to greet the band. They're defying Party authority, and they're doing it for saccharine love:
"When girls like us have needs, there is nothing anyone can do to stop us."
Link Discuss (via Oblomovka)

US plans Dutch invasion

The Dutch are alarmed at a "US legislative proposal" to invade Holland in order to spring American citizens standing trial at the international court in The Hague.
The proposal — called the American Services Members' Protection Act — is designed to prevent the International Criminal Court gaining judicial authority over US soldiers.
Link Discuss

Blogging makes the OED

Aaron reports that the Oxford English Dictionary will add "blog," "blogger," and "blogging" to the next edition. Link Discuss

Too many patents spoil the innovation

Forbes op-ed piece talks about how too many patents can be just as bad for innovation as too few. The story of IBM's patent flying assault squad's visit to Sun amply demonstrates the proposition:
After IBM's presentation, our turn came. As the Big Blue crew looked on (without a flicker of emotion), my colleagues--all of whom had both engineering and law degrees--took to the whiteboard with markers, methodically illustrating, dissecting, and demolishing IBM's claims. We used phrases like: "You must be kidding," and "You ought to be ashamed." But the IBM team showed no emotion, save outright indifference. Confidently, we proclaimed our conclusion: Only one of the seven IBM patents would be deemed valid by a court, and no rational court would find that Sun's technology infringed even that one.

An awkward silence ensued. The blue suits did not even confer among themselves. They just sat there, stonelike. Finally, the chief suit responded. "OK," he said, "maybe you don't infringe these seven patents. But we have 10,000 U.S. patents. Do you really want us to go back to Armonk [IBM headquarters in New York] and find seven patents you do infringe? Or do you want to make this easy and just pay us $20 million?"

After a modest bit of negotiation, Sun cut IBM a check, and the blue suits went to the next company on their hit list.

Link Discuss (via CamWorld)

Fortune sez: Blogger is Coolest

Congrats to Pyra Labs -- authors of Blogger -- for topping Fortune's list of Cool Media Companies. Link Discuss (via Salad and Steve)

Cellular service that improves with density

Nice Wired News piece about applying mesh routing to cellular telephony. Why rely on congested towers (that grow more congested when you add users to their cell) when you can have every handset in your neighborhood relay signal for every other handset (and get a network where capacity increases with the addition of new users)?
SRI's PacketHop software is embedded in the phone. The signal of the device then jumps from handset to handset -– which must also have the software -– until it reaches its final destination. Theoretically, it could work from New York to California if there were enough phones lined up in the right places. Realistically, this would be a solution for short-distance calls.
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Photos from XCOM

NTK has posted links to a number of people's photo-collections from last weekend's Festival of Inappropriate Technology. I'm particularily fond of this snap of me and Charlie "Antipope" Stross. (Charlie's the one with all the hair) Link Discuss

Overclock your iBook with software

Got a new 700MHz iBook? Turns out you can overclock it to 800MHz in software -- no messy opening up of your machine, no setting of jumpers, just a little clicking around and bif-bam, you're running 14 percent faster (oh, and potentially melting your computer down into slag). Link Discuss (via Oblomovka)

Gratuitously stupid virus story from Wired News

This is absolutely the worst article I've ever read on Wired News. It's an AP wire about "Perrun," a virus that infects JPEGs. Now, I'm guessing that there is a specific app (MSIE?) that is vulnerable to a buffer overrun (presumably, that's the "rrun" in "Perrun") that can be invoked with deliberately broken JPEGs. OK, I buy that. But that's not about JPEGs, that's about some specific app with a specific vulnerability.

The article makes no mention of this. Instead, it hysterically claims that "Perrun inserts portions of the virus code into the picture file. When the picture is viewed, it can infect other pictures. If the author wished, the virus could delete files on the computer or perform other mischief," and goes on to say "That evolution should make computer users think twice about sending pictures or any other media over the Internet."

The sky is falling! There is a specific vulnerability in some (unnamed) app! But we can be more interesting if we imply that JPEGs are considered harmful!

The howlers just go on and on: "it is the first to be able to cross from infecting a program to infecting data files, long considered safe from such threats." Well, except for infectious MS Office files, of which there are millions. MSFT (and some other vendors) have been mingling code and data for years now, with predictably disastrous results.

Whoever pulled this story off the wire and put it up on Wired News was asleep at the switch. This isn't reporting, it's hysterical fluff. The stringer should be reassigned to covering razor-blades-in-Hallowe'en-apples scares and never allowed near a technology story again. Link Discuss

Come hear me read my novel on Saturday!

I'll be doing a reading from my novel, "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom," at the Cafe Du Nord, this Saturday night, in San Francisco. Other writers on the bill are:
Lynn Breedlove - Godspeed
Daphne Gottlieb - Why Things Burn, Pelt
Thomas Roche - Noirotica, Dark Matter
Cory Doctorow - Down and Out In the Magic Kingdom
Annalee Newitz - Techsploitation, White Trash, Bad Subjects
Heather Gold - Qcomedy, Ladyfest
Hope to see you there! Link Discuss

Hentai videos explained

Here's an LA Times article about Hentai ("pervert") anime.
The star is typically a perky, doe-eyed female in a high school uniform. Her co-stars range from slobbering businessmen and sadomasochistic school officials to hormonal extraterrestrials. When the two groups meet, their escapades are often a mix of graphic violence, weird sex and plot lines that can only be described as over the top.
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Harry Potter movie released without copy-prevention

The DVD and VHS releases of Harry Potter and the [Philosopher's|Sorcerer's] Stone in the UK (and in the US?) were shipped without the Macrovision copy-prevention technology -- which means that you can plug your VHS into your DVD player and make a copy for the cottage. It's unclear whether this was deliberate, but there's some suggestion that Hollywood has decided that paying license fees to Macrovision for its technology is more expensive than allowing for some unauthorized copying (Macrovision is trivial to circumvent in any case), and are relying on their customers being accustomed to not being able to make a copy and so not even trying. Link Discuss

Power-nerd slashfic

Slash (homoerotic fan fiction) has started to surface starring Steve Jobs and Bill Gates:
"(Jobs) nuzzles my neck, bites my earlobe," Slade writes. "I watch him go to his desk and rummage in one of the top drawers. When he comes back, he's holding a bottle of hand lotion.... He hooks his hand on the waistband of my chinos and briefs, sliding them both down at once.... He runs his hand up my back and leans down to whisper, 'Bill, are you a virgin?'"

"Yes." Sort of.

"I'll be gentle."

Link Discuss (Thanks, Julian!)

TuneBlock: Hypno-DRM

Brunching Shuttlecocks does a swell job of covering the next generation of Digital Rights Management:
Starting in a very short while, all new music published by RIAA members will feature TuneBlock, a method whereby special harmonics included in the songs will erase all memory of the melody, chords, and words from your mind shortly after you hear it, leaving nothing but a pleasant sensation of having enjoyed something.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Geoff!)

Running SpamAssassin under OS X

I've been using SpamAssassin for a week or so, ever since the WELL switched it on on their mail-servers. It is fantastic. I get in excess of 1,000 emails every day, and more than half are spam, and SpamAssassin just nails 'em. I get one or two false-positives a day, tops, and only two or three false negs. It's made my life livable again.

But what do you do if you don't run your own mailserver? Well, if you're running OS X, you can install SpamAssassin locally and have it prune your mail on your own computer. Ben "Movable Type" Trott has written an excellent tutorial on running SpamAssassin under OS X. Link Discuss (Thanks, Merlin!)

How Disney Napsterized the Silver Screen

We've been working on some EFF docs on Hollywood's poor track-record on new technology. We all know about the studios suing to keep the VCR off the market (and now pre-recorded media accounts for 40 percent of Hollywood's bottom line, versus 26 percent for the box-office, which has nonetheless grown every year since the VCR was introduced), but how about the TV itself? Hollywood boycotted TV because it was afraid that the small-screen would Napsterize the movie-houses. But when Walt Disney needed money to build Disneyland (and Roy wouldn't give it to him), he did a deal to open the Disney vaults to the broadcasters. Once one of the studios broke ranks, the cartel fell apart, and TV became the Hollywood revenue juggernaut it is today.

I knew about this from reading my Disney library, which is 3000 miles distant in Toronto, and we needed citations now, so we gave Google Answers $40 to research the question. The answer is terrific, just chock-a-block with links and abstracts. Link Discuss

Liberatarian think-tank changes tune on online music

Stan Liebowitz of the liberatarian think-tank the CATO institute has recanted much of his earlier writing about file-sharing and the music-industry. He says that the fantastic volume fo file-trading (he puts the number of tracks downloaded at 500 percent of tracks sold) should have an equally massive impact on music sales if we are to believe that file-sharing is bad for the music industry. But CD sales have not been hit in a way that is commeasurate with the antiicpated impact of file-sharing; depending on who you ask, sales are flat, or have fallen five percent, or 10. This has led Liebowitz to change his tune; he says that it seems that file-sharing is just like the VCR, the piano-roll, the radio, and all the other entertainment technologies that have caused the industry to cry wolf but have ultimately increased their market.

Liebowitz also does a good job of explaining what's wrong with the music-industry's dumb-ass "rights-managed" download services, but fails, ultimately on DRM itself. First off, he fails to acknowledge the intractatability of making DRM work -- providing an untrusted party with the key, the ciphertext and the cleartext but asking that party not to make a copy of your message is just silly, and can't possibly work in a world of Turing-complete computing.

At least not without the DMCA's anti-circumvention clause, which protects technical impossibility with a law enjoining people from investigating the use of their lawfully acquired property, even if the investigation results in a lawful use (say, breaking the Adobe eBook DRM in order to copy some text and paste it into a critical essay). CATO should be foursquare opposed to the DMCA's anti-circumvention, which also has the effect of preventing any interoperable technology (think VCR+ or Hitachi's IBM I/O devices in the 1960s) from being created without a license from the technology's originator.

He also fails to understand the impact of DRM and anti-circumvention on fair use. He makes a silly argument along the lines of, people can go to libraries and make fair uses of "unprotected" media there. The problem is that fair use isn't a laundry list of uses that you're allowed to make. It's specific to the facts of each use. Each new technology creates new fair uses (think of home taping) that are made explicitly without the permission of the rights-holder. DRM makes it impossible to make any use that the rights-holder hasn't previously permitted, unless you circuvment the DRM (which makes you liabile to civil and criminal penalties under the DMCA). Link Discuss (via /.)

Jack Kirby interview in MP3 format

The Comics Journal is known for running excellent, long interviews with the world's best comic book artists. The editor of The Comics Journal's site just clued me in to the archive of taped interviews. Right now you can download over an hour's worth of conversation between Fantagraphics owner Gary Groth and Jack "King" Kirby (my favorite comic book artist).

Dirk, the editor says "Kirby's up until Friday, when we'll be replacing the files with excerpts from our Ralph Steadman interview (including a great account of his first meeting with Hunter S. Thompson). Link Discuss

Comics pioneer Bill Loebs on brink of homelessness

Comics pioneer William Messner-Loebs is in immintent danger of becoming homeless. Laid off from Marvel, burned by a dotcom that defaulted on his editorial paychecks, and hard-up for work, Bill will lose his house (and can't afford a rental) if a dedicated fan or group of fans doesn't come up with about $70,000 in loans to help him refinance. Link Discuss (Thanks, Dirk!)

Simson Says: An End to Spam With SpamAssassin

SIMSON SAYS: An End to Spam With SpamAssassin
Simson L. Garfinkel

(Mark's note: I've known Simson for a good many years, and have always admired his fine writing. When I was an editor at Wired, it always excited me to get one of his email pitches. He's a very interesting fellow, and the author of several books. He wrote a column for the Boston Globe called "Simson Says" from 1995-2000, now he is self-syndicating it. Boing Boing will run his columns for as long as Simson says.)

Earlier this year my email inbox was overflowing with spam --- junk email advertising everything from bolts made in China to pornographic websites. Although it seems hard to believe now, I was actually getting more than 70 pieces of spam every day. There was so much spam, in fact, that I had given up reading messages sent to an email address that I had used since 1995. And because a few business associates didn't know that I had stopped using that old email address, the decision ended up costing me thousands of dollars in missed opportunities.

Spam is not democratic: some people get hardly any, while others get tons. If you post messages to popular mailing lists or put your email address on web pages, you dramatically increase the chances that you'll get a lot of spam. You can also get a lot of spam if you simply have an email address that's predictable --- an address that a spammer might reasonably guess, like frank@aol.com. I get a lot of spam because my email address has been widely published on web pages and, even worse, in online directories.

All of that spam now in my past: today my inbox is virtually spam free. Even better, I've been able to reclaim that old email account. Of course, the spammers haven't stopped sending me their missivies. But now that mail is being filtered out by an ingenious piece of software called SpamAssassin.

In the past 45 days, SpamAssassin has removed 3357 messages from my inbox and put them in a separate box called "Spam," where I'm free to either ignore them or review them at my leisure. This is a service for which I would have happily paid. As it turns out, there's no need: unlike other anti-spam systems out there today, SpamAssassin is free.

The underlying SpamAssassin technology was invented in April 2001 by Justin Mason, an Irish computer programmer living in Australia. Mason created a rule-based system that scores email messages according to a variety of rules. For example, an invalid time zone in the header gives an email message 2 points; a subject that is all capital letters gives the message another 2 points; and a link at the bottom of the message with the word "remove" in it gives the message 4.1 points. Any message with more than 5 points total is considered spam.

Mason's spam-detection engine was incredibly accurate. Unfortunately, it was also quite slow, sometimes taking more than 10 seconds on each message that it attempted to identify. Fortunately Mason published his program on the Internet for anyone to use. Six months later a programmer in California named Craig Hughes came up with a trick for making SpamAssassin run dramatically faster.

Since then, SpamAssassin has steadily grown in popularity. According to Hughes, more than 11,000 copies of the program were downloaded this past April. "People have downloaded it from addresses at IBM, RedHat, TicketMaster, Yahoo, FedEx, Amazon, Salon, Sun, Informix, Ikea, Nortel, Cisco, AIG, Dell, Apple, and Network Solutions, among thousands of others," says Hughes, who is now one of the volunteers coordinating the project.

Today SpamAssassin has more than 300 rules and a dictionary of 10,000 phrases it uses for spam detection. SpamAssassin also hooks in to several anti-spam networks, including the Mail Abuse Prevention System, better known as MAPS, and Vipul's Razor.

MAPS is a simple blacklist of companies or Internet Service Providers that have been caught sending spam in the past. The service, which carries a subscription fee, has been the target of criticism and the occasional lawsuit in the past. That's because an organizations have been added to the MAPS blacklist, they suddenly find that there are thousands of ISPs who will no longer accept their email.

Vipul's Razor applies an approach called "collaborative filtering" to the task of fighting spam. Developed by Vipul Ved Prakash, another California-based programmer, Razor relies on a technique for fingerprinting email messages and a network of volunteers around the world who report spam the instant they receive it.

Reporting spam is easier than you might imagine: many ISPs lose between 10% and 30% of their customers every year. (One of the leading reasons for this churn, apparently, is that the customers are getting too much spam!) After an account is turned off for six or twelve months, some ISPs turns the accounts back on and point them at the Razor reporting network. These email addresses become, in effect, spam traps. Any email message that gets sent to them is automatically fingerprinted and reported as spam.

"Spam is email broadcast, so everyone on the recipient list gets the same spam message," says Prakash. "If the first receiver shares the information identifying the contents of spam with the rest of the intended recipients, they could refuse to accept the message before it hits their mailbox. That's the basic idea behind Vipul's Razor. Given enough identifiers, every spam attack is surmountable."

SpamAssassin doesn't use either MAPS or the Razor network as all-or-nothing tests; instead, the scores from these systems are merely added to SpamAssassin's other rules. This limits the damage that occurs when an entire ISP gets blacklisted by MAPS for one or two bad customers --- or when a mail message for a popular mailing list gets erroneously sent to the Razor network.

Occasionally SpamAssassin makes mistakes. Last week, for example, I missed some messages from a mailing list that I'm on because SpamAssassin mis-identified the message and put it into my "spam" box. Once I realized that problem, all I had to do was to add the sender of those mail messages to my "whitelist." Now, when SpamAssassin sees those messages, it will pass them through without delay.

Despite the minor mishap, I've become a SpamAssassin evangelist. One recent convert: University of Pennsylvania professor David Farber, who runs an influential mailing list and spent a year being the Chief Technologist at the Federal Communications Commission. As you can imagine, Farber gets a ton of spam --- or at least he did, before he turned on SpamAssassin. Today he hardly gets any. "The spam stuff works like a charm," he told me in an email message.

Unfortunately, there is one catch with SpamAssassin: it only runs on UNIX-based email systems. If you are a typical home computer user who downloads your email from an Internet Service Provider, you can't run SpamAssassin --- you need to have your ISP run it for you. Many ISPs have in fact started to do so. If your ISP has not, drop them a note. Meanwhile, Hughes and a few of his compatriots are working on a commercial version of SpamAssassin that will run on Windows and cost under $30.

"It's only recently that end-users have become concerned with spam levels --- system administrators have been concerned for much longer," says Hughes, noting Hotmail and other ISPs are now receiving between 4 and 20 pieces of spam mail for every genuine email message.

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Simson L. Garfinkel is a journalist, computer columnist, and the author of 11 books. His book Web Security, Privacy and Commerce was published last November by O'Reilly & Associates. Garfinkel is the part owner of Vineyard.NET, a small Internet Service Provider that serves the island of Martha's Vineyard.

More information about SpamAssassin can be found at http://www.spamassassin.org Discuss

Milky Way due for a makeover

Stefan sez:
Despite the dangers, people often settle near volcanoes because the soil is periodically fertilized with mineral rich ash and dust.

Turns out that the Milky Way is due for a similar make over. Gas accumulating in the core may "soon" (200 million years) trigger a burst of star formation. Many of these new stars will be supernova whose death-throes spew new heavy minerals. These are required to build terrestrial planets and carbon-based life.

Alas, even if you're alive to witness the cataclysm, it won't be visible from Earth

Link Discuss (Thanks, Stefan!)

What does it mean for the Shrub to be ignorant of the existence of black people in Brazil?

Teresa on Making Light has posted the definitive rant on what's wrong with the Shrub asking if Brazil has black people. Beyond sniggering at yet another gaffe from the election-stealing idiot-savant presidente, Teresa tackles exactly what it means to not know that black people live in Brazil. (Note: There's some indication that Bush never made this gaffe, as is reported in WashPo. Thanks, Brian!)
Lay that aside for the moment. Let's go after this question systematically. At minimum, Bush is missing several centuries of the post-Columbus history of the New World. Within that, he's missing the history of the black Africans' emigration (kidnapping? diaspora?) to the New World. He can't know about the triangle trade, which means he has a defective grasp of early North American history, because the triangle trade was a big deal in Colonial times. He doesn't know anything about the history of Cuba, because if you know even a little about it, you'll stumble across the fact that there are blacks in Brazil. One somehow feels the Leader of the Free World ought to know something about Cuba, unless the title "Leader of the Free World" is now trading at par with"Holy Roman Emperor."

Next step: I think this also has to mean that Bush didn't know there are blacks in all the Latino countries in the Western Hemisphere. Now that he's been tipped off, he'll probably claim that he did too know that, but ... nope, can't. If he knew there were blacks in all the other countries, but he didn't know there were blacks in Brazil, he'd have to have thought Brazil was somehow an exception to the rule. But he can't have believed that. No sane person could. Brazil has the second-largest black population of any country in the world. (Nigeria's #1.) So: Bush can't have known there are black (mulato, actually) populations in every country in the Western Hemisphere. This is depressing when you consider that Latin America is supposedly his area of greatest expertise.

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XCOM on Wired News

Wired News reports on Inappropriate Technology:
The irreverence was to be expected, given the event sponsors: webzine NTKnow, "the weekly high-tech sarcastic update for the UK" and techno-art magazine Mute.

"We had twice as many people, and it was 10 times weirder than we expected," said pleased NTK co-editor Danny O'Brien. "It was like a big gathering of tribes -- you had all these geek tribes that would never normally meet."

Among the eclectic mix of exhibitors and attendants were the Commodore 64 Underground, the Campaign for Digital Rights, Copenhagen Free University, Dorkbot London, The Register, Spamradio and the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

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SEED school to be neutered by administrator

Looks like SEED Alternative School is on its very last legs. This is the alternative high-school I attended from 1988 to 1992; it's the oldest public alternative school in Canada. The school's new administrator (who pitched a tantrum when he met with alumni, students and parents, rejecting the notion that SEED's stakeholders had any business advising him on his custodianship of a unique educational institution) has proposed the elimination of every "alternative" element of the school's day-to-day functioning. SEED School turned me into the person I am today, gave me the confidence to strike out on my own, start my own business, to become a writer.

Tim, the new administrator, has proposed eliminating outside instructors drawn from the community ("Catalysts" in SEED-speak); credit for out-of-classroom work unless it is formally assigned homework (I got English credit for writing and publishing science fiction); and will require fall classes to be scheduled the spring previous (SEED usually gathers its students every fall, determines which classes the students are interested in, and cooperatively sets a schedule that allows the greatest number of students to attend the most classes).

Finally, Tim will eliminate the idea that the students have any business guiding the direction of the school.

There are a lot of SEED alumni who read this blog; I can't imagine that we're any of us too pleased with this. Erik "Possum Man" Stewart has been working with current SEED student to try to resist this stuff; drop him some mail if you have any ideas (or just to lend some moral support). Link Discuss (Thanks, Possum!)

Lemony Snicket movie in the offing

Nickolodeon is making a big-budget feature-film adaptation of the pop-Gothic "Series of Unfortunate Events" kids' books. I love these books -- they're wickedly funny, nasty and smart. Best of all, Lemony Snicket, the pseudonymous author, is writing the screenplay. Link Discuss (Thanks, Amanda!)

MSIE 6.0 for OS X delayed

MacSecrets reports that Explorer 6 for OS X is will be delayed; doesn't mention if it will be Carbon or Cocoa. With Mozilla 1.0 (and its derivatives, like Chimera) kicking major OS X butt, MSFT had best get its act together and ship soon. IE 5.1 is really showing its age in speed and reliability. Link Discuss

Forget Microdrives... I want a Nanodrive!

IBM Research's new "Millipede" nano storage technology can cram a trillion bits of data--about 25 DVDs--into one square inch of polymer film. Link Discuss

Help the EFF come up with sticker slogans

EFF is going to do a new round of stickers (laptop-sized; bumper stickers are a little too big for most purposes). We're looking for suggestions -- any ideas?
  • Fair Use Creates Culture
  • Copyright: A Carrot, Not a Stick
  • Free the Spectrum 2.4!
  • Fair Use Has a Posse
Discuss

Using insurance companies to hack incentives for tech-security

Apropos of Bruce Schneier's ETCON talk on why security is a business problem, not a tech problem, WashPo is reporting that the Feds are pressuring tech companies to work with the insurance industry to establish liability (and relief therefrom) for security vulnerabilities.
The administration has been talking to insurance firms about the idea of writing cybersecurity insurance for companies, Clarke said, offering an example of one carrot-and-stick approach.

The catch, however, is that the coverage would only be available to companies that meet certain criteria developed by the insurance industry and the private sector.

Link Discuss (Thanks, John!)

BOMB.COM for sale

Byran sez: "This is an auction for the domain of BOMB.COM, and part of the proceeds from the auction will be donated to the American Cancer Society (actually all of the proceeds that go above $25,000... or a percentage in the case that it doesn't go that high. See the auction for details)." Link Discuss (Thanks, Bryan!)

Vacuum tube computing

AOpen has shipped a motherboard with an on-board tube-amp; the first modern computing component to include a vaccuum tube! Link Discuss (Thanks, Higgins!)

Hong Kong embraces the Octopus

The "Octopus Card" is an anonymous stored-value card that was originally developed for the public-transit system, but increasingly all vendors accept it, from Starbuck's to 7-11. The card can be read through a purse or wallet, so all you need to do is wave your handbag in the direction of the reader to spend money. 95% of Hong Kong people carry the card. Link Discuss (Thanks, Bill the Pill!)

Hacked 802.11b delivers increased range, security

David Sifry (of the 802.11b tech company Sputnix) analyzes this weekend's NYT report of a new hacked 802.11b technology that yeilds increased security, range and throughput.
The company claims all sorts of neat stuff, including security, QoS, and other features. This can be performed in the CPE, probably not at the radio layer. The CPE can also be built very cheaply, and sold at about a $100 price point. A number of questions remain - are they using FHSS (old-fashioned 802.11 signals maxed out at 2Mbps and were FHSS) or DSSS? How do the CPEs react to multipath loss, reflections, and loss of line-of-sight to the brodcast tower? How well does the technology scale? Can it be used in a mesh configuration or is it point-to-multipoint? They claim that their low-cost CPE can be deployed without the need for an installer, which means it must be robust indeed.
LInk Discuss

Anarchism Triumphant

"Anarchism Triumphant" is a classic 1999 essay on the rise of the Free Software movement, written by a legal historian. The prose here is impeccable and incisive, razor-sharp commentary on the traditional notions of Intellectual Property and economic theorists, and the message is stirring as hell. Required reading, if you ask me.
We need to begin by considering the technical essence of the familiar devices that surround us in the era of "cultural software." A CD player is a good example. Its primary input is a bitstream read from an optical storage disk. The bitstream describes music in terms of measurements, taken 44,000 times per second, of frequency and amplitude in each of two audio channels. The player's primary output is analog audio signals [7]. Like everything else in the digital world, music as seen by a CD player is mere numeric information; a particular recording of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony recorded by Arturo Toscanini and the NBC Symphony Orchestra and Chorale is (to drop a few insignificant digits) 1276749873424, while Glenn Gould's peculiarly perverse last recording of the Goldberg Variations is (similarly rather truncated) 767459083268.

Oddly enough, these two numbers are "copyrighted." This means, supposedly, that you can't possess another copy of these numbers, once fixed in any physical form, unless you have licensed them. And you can't turn 767459083268 into 2347895697 for your friends (thus correcting Gould's ridiculous judgment about tempi) without making a "derivative work," for which a license is necessary.

At the same time, a similar optical storage disk contains another number, let us call it 7537489532. This one is an algorithm for linear programming of large systems with multiple constraints, useful for example if you want to make optimal use of your rolling stock in running a freight railroad. This number (in the U.S.) is "patented," which means you cannot derive 7537489532 for yourself, or otherwise "practice the art" of the patent with respect to solving linear programming problems no matter how you came by the idea, including finding it out for yourself, unless you have a license from the number's owner.

Then there's 9892454959483. This one is the source code for Microsoft Word. In addition to being "copyrighted," this one is a trade secret. That means if you take this number from Microsoft and give it to anyone else you can be punished.

Lastly, there's 588832161316. It doesn't do anything, it's just the square of 767354. As far as I know, it isn't owned by anybody under any of these rubrics. Yet.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Danny!)

Jim Munroe's Everyone in Silico

My pal Jim Munroe's new novel, "Everyone in Silico," is out. Jim's a former editor at AdBusters, and his science fiction novels (FlyBoy Action Figure Comes with Gas-Mask, Angry Young Spaceman) are satirical political sf in the grand tradition of Pohl and Kornbluth's The Space Merchants. I read Silico in draft and was utterly delighted with it; it's a vicious and funny dissection of consumer culture. Jim is a DIY media kinda guy, so while you can buy his books in stores, but if you buy direct from him, you get his CDROM of DIY media, short films and an interactive novel called "Punk Points." Link Discuss

My Apple Commercial

This is the first and probably the last time I'll ever be on a national TV commercial, so I am going to toot my horn. Here's a Quicktime of a TV commercial for Apple that I did. Link Discuss

Headed home, offline while in transit

Leaving on a jet-plane -- I'm about to hop in a cab and head to Heathrow. If all goes to plan, I'll be back in SF, blogging, in about 18h. See you then! Discuss

Unwilling proctors for Turing Tests

An idea spawned by the Dyson talk: Kurzweil wants computers to think themselves smart. You write a piece of software than generates a million possibly intelligent instances, run them all in parallel, choose the most intelligent, use them as start-points for another million, repeat as necessary. The sticking point: how do you evaluate the most successful of each generation?

Answer: You point the software at IRC channels, have it impersonate human participants. A meta-process waits for someone to ask, "Goddammit, are you a bot?" whereupon you terminate the process. Millions of human IRC participants become unwilling proctors for a series of Turing Tests. Discuss

Blogging talk at Inappropriate Tech

Next up, the Blogging panel. Not the usual suspects: Neil McIntosh, the Deputy Editor of Guardian Online, Ben Hammersely, journo and RSS wonk, and Tom Coates, the blogger behind PlasticBag. Dave of NTK is moderating.

Ben: I have four blogs, one for each personality. One of the blogs that I write is about syndication with RSS, which subject I'm writing about for O'Reilly. Regular blogs can be just wanking, but these collaborative blogs are very useful; like email lists with a URL. Using the power of RSS, I read about 20-30 blogs a day. But I don't nead to read more, because blogs like Boing Boing reads all the individual blogs and extract the good stuff.

(I've just revealed that I read ~100 blogs and RSS feeds every day, to Dave's astonishment)

Dave: The repitition is painful. People all link to the Daypop Top 40.

Tom: Some people blog for fun, for self-promotion to pursue a special interest or to stay in touch with a bunch of friends.

Dave: Aren't blogs desined to cut down repitition?

Tom: No, my tool is designed to connect with with other bloggers with similar interests. You can get 200, 500 opinions on a given subject.

(Aside: Ben is blogging live from the stage)

Neil: The Guardian blog is only slightly collaborative -- there are only two of us.

Ben: Dan Gillmor was talking about cameras built into 3G phones in Japan and said there would come an event where 4,000 people would take pictures with their phones and post them to the Web before the new media noticed.

(Aside: the accoustics here suck and it's really hard to tell what the people on stage are saying, sorry for the spottiness of this entry)

Dave: How is this different from the DTP revolution, when the Mac made it possible for every idiot to publish bad zines and allowed newspapers to fire all their people in favor of self-taught amateurs?

Dave: What about aggregation?

Ben: Aggregation is the future. RSS is the future. It's not all sites about kittens. Good blogs are addictive: Boing Boing, Kuro5hin, Metafilter.

Tom: <damn I can't make out a word> There's a need for an editor -- Slwhether it's Slashdot like automation or a human being. My fave: kottke.org.

Neil: <also can't make out a word> I like scripting.com because it winds me up every time I visit it. Discuss

[George|Freeman] Dyson, Standage and Cadigan on science (fiction) at Inappropriate Technology

Watching the Dysons and Tom Standage (the guy who wrote the "Victorian Internet" telegraph book) talk about the future. Cadigan started off by pooh-poohing the singularity -- computers are a long, long way off from being as complex as human beings. Charlie and I exchanged glances -- doubling curves start shallow and grow FAST.

Aside via Charlie's blog:

Original ARPA contract to build 4000-ton nuclear powered interplanetary spacecraft in 1958: 27 pages.

Original NASA contract to supply 1800-odd photocopied pages of old NASA files for NASA archives (at six cents per page): 32 pages.

George Dyson sez that if we have 100*10^6 transistors on a chip, we'll use half for the OS.

Cadigan just asked Freeman about his plan to visit Saturn by '70. Dyson sez we coulda done it, and used up all of our nukes besides (see Freeman's plan to make "putt-putt" rockets, exploding nukes off the ass-end of a [well-shielded] rocket to propel it).

Freeman: We thought we'd go to the moon, but nothing happened for 15 years. Then Sputnik went up and we said, "Thank God, now we'll get moving." We started thinking about how to use nukes to get into space.

(Aside, Charlie told me about a story he's working on where the French suboceanic nuclear tests were actually aimed at exterminating the cthuloid sea-monsters -- which is why the Brits didn't really protest)

George: I was 5 years old when the project began and it was a complete black hole of secrecy, Dad couldn't tell me he was working on a spaceship. Then the feds declassified it and he told me that we were moving to California so that we can go to Jupiter and I became consumed with the project. My most recent book with Penguin is the first public thorough documentation of the rise and slow starvation of that project.

Cadigan: How complicated was the Turk (sham Victorian chess-playing automaton)?

Standage: People like Babbage had argued about whether a machine that could play chess was a thinking machine. In the book, I disinter the old story to explore the ancestry of AI and computers. An automata is a self-moving machine, and so is a computer. Think cellular automata.

Since the Turk appeared, there have been lots of attempts to define machine intelligence: Interactivity (the earliest automata would just do something, wind down, get wound up and do it again). The Turk would respond -- it would interact and behave non-deterministically. But by that standard, an ATM is intelligent. By Babbage's time, intelligence was memory and foresight. Then Turing, who was very interested in chess, so it became a proxy for intelligence. Then conversation -- the Turing Test. It's always about imitation, trickery, games. The Turk was a trick, it was an imitation.

Cadigan: So instead of trying to develop intelligent machines, we've been tricked into developing machines that play chess! Lately we've been hearing a lot about complexity, and there's this notion that once the complexity of a machine achieves the complexity of a human brain, something intelligent emerges. It's fun to imagine this spontaneous transcendance, but this really isn't good science.

Standage: The more you know about computers, the less likely you are to believe in this. The bigger a computer is, the more brittle it is.

Me: horseshit! The Internet is the most complicated machine we've ever made, and its robustness comes from its complexity and size.

Standage: Kurzweil's arguments are spurious numerical arguments.

Me: Talk about spurious. Ever heard of evolutionary software?

George: There's a slim possibility that we could revive Project Orion. Arthur Clarke wrote me a letter: I was shocked by the story of the early nuke scientist who lit a smoke off a nuclear blast -- doesn't he know that smoking's bad for your health?

Cadigan: Freeman, what are you thinking about?

Freeman: If we're serious about going to space, we should be thinking about it. How do we grow potatoes on Mars? How to we adapt ourselves to live on other planets rather than embarking on terraforming adventures.

Cadigan: Are you still a disbeliever in nanotech?

Freeman: Oh, it exists, but it's not revolutionary, not like biotech. Most of what nano was supposed to do are being done far better with biotech. Nano is neither as dangerous or useful as biotech.

Audience: You didn't like Wolfram's book, Freeman. Is the world designed by mathematics or algorithms?

Freeman: I was quoted as saying it was worthless. I was also supposed to have said that I only glanced at it before pronouncing judgment. But that's not true, I looked at it rather carefully. But while it's interesting, it's mostly not new. Most of the interesting cellular automata was done by Conway with the Game of Life. Wolfram's elaboration of the Game of Life doesn't amount to much, despite his completely unfounded claims that CA theory governs physics, biology, etc. His programs are beautiful and interesting toys, but they lack intelligence.

Me: The most complex machine we've ever built (the Internet) owes its robustness to its complexity -- complexity is NOT brittleness.

Standage: You're right -- the Internet isn't engineered; it's grown. It's more like gardening and less like science.

Freeman: Anything complex enough to be intelligent can't be understood, anything simple enough to be understood can't be intelligent, which is why Kurzweil won't build an intelligent machine.

(me: I don't think you get Kurzweil. He wants to evolve intelligent machines that he can't understand, by using raw, brute-force computation) Link Discuss (Thanks for the new Conway link, Seth!)

Inappropriate technology is underway

Inappropriate Technology is in force! I snagged a copy of Craphound (no, not my short story, the excellent zine of the same name -- the vendor tells me that Sean is planning another issue, hurrah! (Sean, my offer to host zine.craphound.com still stands, hear?). Ben Moor's exhibition of short educational ephemeral films is up and running. We're all chortling heartily to the strains of a serious-voiced Briton telling us to look around for calcium; now it's switched over to a talk-show that asks the musical question "Are British men lousy lovers -- calls cost 10p" The audience is vastly disappointed that we didn't get to find out whether calcium is soluble. Charlie, who used to be a chemist, says that the salts are usually soluble, but the metal burns if you drop it in water. Danny explains the interruption: "It's fair use -- we're only aloud to show as much of the film as will leave you unsatisfied, otherwise it's an infringment." Link Discuss

Festival of Inappropriate Technology today in London

Well, I'm off to Extreme Computing/Inappropriate Technology, where I'll be giving and getting a bunch of talks. If you're in London and looking for a wicked and thought-provoking day, head over to Camden Town. Link Discuss

Will WiFi be killed by lamp-posts?

Glenn Fleishman analyses Cringley's column about the coming scarcity in 2.4GHz, the unregulated spectrum that 802.11 networks call home. Without regulation, there is always the possibility that someone will start abusing the spectrum, deploying noisy applications that ruin it for everyone else. Link Discuss
week of 06/09/2002