"I am the very model of a Usenet personality"

Charlie's reposted a brilliant "Modern Major General" pastiche about Usenet trolls, lovely, especially apropos of "Joo Joo," Boing Boing's latest empty troll:

I am the very model of a Newsgroup personality.
I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted too, On all the
countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to. Your bandwidth I
will fritter with my whining and my snivelling, And you're the one who
pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling. My enemies are numerous,
and no-one would be blaming you For cracking my head open after I've
been rudely flaming you.

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