Search-and-replace Star Wars script

By at 11:13 am Sunday, May 19

Juvenile humor: Searching and replacing common terms from a leaked "Attack of the Clones" script turns out to be unexpectedly funny.
The word JEDI has been replaced with MONKEY
The word FORCE has been replaced with ASS
The name ANAKIN SKYWALKER is now CHUBBY CLOWNEATER
AMIDALA is now STALLONE
DOOKU is now BLACKULA
YODA is now CAPTAIN GREENCROTCH
PALPATINE is now DR. DICKHOUSE
JAR JAR BINKS is now JAR JAR LARDSTAR
ARTOO DETOO is now MR. ROBOTO MEATFOO
MACE WINDU will now be known as KA-RAAAZY SHAQFU
SITH has been replaced with JEWS
Hrm. Not sure about the tastefullness of that last one... Link Discuss (Thanks, Jed!)

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