Growing up in Toronto, my

By Cory Doctorow at 9:33 am Saturday, Nov 17

Growing up in Toronto, my friends and I used to joke that pissing in the Don River actually improved the overall quality of that polluted course. In a similar vein, it turns out that shelling Kandahar actually increases its net worth, so much so that resourceful entrepreneurial scrap-dealers are building faux bunkers with battery-powered lamps to attract US bombs so that they can salvage the shells and re-sell them.

Naimattullah narrates an incident which aptly illustrates how desperation can drive one to desperate measures. A villager from the Dahnd area of Kandahar, according to Naimattullah, had only few thousand afghanis to feed his wife and five children.

"But, instead of buying food, he invested in a small motorcycle battery, a few metres of electrical wire and a bulb. Then he lit the bulb on a hill near Chell Zeena at night and waited for the U.S. bombing, but nothing happened."

The next evening, the intrepid villager revisited the site. "This time, he tied up a dog near the site to show the Americans some signs of life," the Taliban official said. And he finally succeeded in his mission - to make the Americans direct their bombs more accurately, this time at his lone shining light.

"The next morning, he was several times richer than two days ago," the official claimed.

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