week of 10/21/2001

It's time to welcome our

It's time to welcome our next Guestbar blogger, Stefan Jones. Over the next week or so, Stefan will take over the miniblog in the bar on the right. A million thanks to Pat York for her excellent stint as the inaugural Guestbar editor! Discuss

"National Novel Writing Month is

"National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 200-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30." Link Discuss

Paul Di Filippo reviews my

Paul Di Filippo reviews my pal Peter Watts's new novel, Maelstrom on Sci-Fi.com. Maelstrom is the sequel to Starfish, a gutsy heller of a book. Can't wait to get a copy of Maelstrom!
Like the endlessly mutating and recombinant digital/wetware entities that live in Peter Watts' online Maelstrom, his fiction itself exhibits a wonderful Darwinian adaptability. Internalizing the lessons and modes taught by cyberpunk and fusing them with the Bear/Benford pedigree of hard SF, Watts has bred a robust, streamlined, snarling kind of science fiction which achieves both a sharp-edged verisimilitude and visionary exuberance. From such innovative, catchy neologisms as "head cheese" (the term for gel-based AIs) to the scrupulous research on a dozen fronts which Watts, a marine biologist himself, catalogs in an appendix, these two novels are state-of-the art SF. And best of all, Maelstrom does not merely repeat the successes of Starfish but extends them into new territory, thus giving hope that Watts is no mere one-hit wonder.
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Great first-person account of a

Great first-person account of a tour of The Raven's Grin Inn, a spook-house in Illinois. Link Discuss

The author of an Abbie

The author of an Abbie Hoffman bio recounts the day that the Yippies took over Disneyland in 1967 (it's way down on the page -- search on the page for "Disney").
The people who had gotten off these first two rafts--that's about what it was, it was two raftloads of people--decided to march down Main Street in Disneyland, singing various odes to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, and marched on down to the city hall of Main Street, Disneyland where they have the American flag on a flagpost. And there was an empty flagpost. Someone pulled out a so-called Yippie flag, red and black with a green marijuana leaf, and started to raise it on the flagpole, OK? And some Orange County redneck came storming up to them and said how dare you raise that flag next to the American flag. And someone else went to the other flagpole as this guy was trying to rip down the Yippie flag, and said "If you rip down our flag we'll rip down your flag."
Link Discuss (Thanks, Steve!)

Xmas Gift for the nerd

Xmas Gift for the nerd who's got it all: Translucent, iMac-style TiVo replacement remotes. Link Discuss

Well, this is probably a

Well, this is probably a hoax, but it's a damned cool one. This page purports to be a leaked document from Apple's staging server announcing their next Big Thing, the "G5 Sphere," a round computer with no wires at all. Link Discuss (via MeFi)

Foreigners in the US on

Foreigners in the US on work-visas (ahem) will soon have to provide authorities with biometric data (retina prints, hand geometry, etc) and can be imprisoned, well, forever, without cause or trial, thanks to the USA Act. Colour me nervous.
Section 412 of the final version of the anti-terrorism legislation, the Uniting and Strengthening America By Providing Appropriate Tools Required To Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism (H.R. 3162, the "USA PATRIOT Act") permits indefinite detention of immigrants and other non-citizens. There is no requirement that those who are detained indefinitely be removable because they are terrorists.
Link Discuss (Thanks Sonia!)

I've been enjoying the hell

I've been enjoying the hell out of a CD I picked up in Toronto a couple weeks back, Girls in the Garage Vol 9: Oriental Special. It's a compilation of 60s Chinese girl cover bands whose rare novelty tracks were discovered in Singapore flea markets and remastered for CD. My favorite is a singer who called herself "Nancy Sit" and covered Nancy Sinatra songs in Cantonese. Although there's no beatin' Rita Chao singing a "Yummy Yummy Yummy" in Chinese. It's the original Cantopop! Link Discuss

Rumors that Google is going

Rumors that Google is going to start charging subscriptions fees for specialized versions of its search-tool are spreading. Link Discuss

Hello, Police State! "A Sacramento

Hello, Police State! "A Sacramento journalist is taken into custody by police and forced to destroy photos by an over-zealous National Guardsman." Link Discuss

Hello, Police State!Stewart Baker, an

Hello, Police State!
Stewart Baker, an attorney at the Washington D.C.-based Steptoe & Johnson and a former general consul to National Security Agency, said the FBI has plans to change the architecture of the Internet and route traffic through central servers that it would be able to monitor e-mail more easily.
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Anyone ever see this flick,

Anyone ever see this flick, The Giant Gila Monster? It stars a guy who plays the banjo-ukulele, so you know it has to be great. Listen to him play an ultra religious song to his sister! Be sure to read the accompanying article about the movie too. Link Discuss

Does baseball strike you as

Does baseball strike you as meaningless in the stark reality of the Current Situation? Can't bring yourself to collect baseball cards any longer? Topps has a new way to while away the hours and demonstrate your patriotism: 9.11 trading cards, with pix and stats for Dubya, ObL, and flags, flags, flags. Link Discuss (Thanks, Brian!)

Despair.com -- the Demovitvator people

Despair.com -- the Demovitvator people -- have secured a trademark on the frownie :-( in a bit of play with the USPTO, and are now issuing funny press releases in which they threaten to sue anyone who uses 'em in their email or on the Web. Link Discuss (Thanks, Dave!)

Since 9.11, governmental websites have

Since 9.11, governmental websites have been pulling sensitive information offline. Now, Google is combing its cache, purging copies of the info in question. Link Discuss (Thanks,Jason!)

The mother of a dead

The mother of a dead university student got fed up with the brick-thick bureaucracy of the loan office, who wouldn't beleive that her son was dead. So she sent them his ashes. Which they mistook for anthrax. Link Discuss (via Ribbit)

Afraid of getting stuck in

Afraid of getting stuck in a high-rise disaster? The world's entrepreneurs are on the job. You got yer parachutes, you got your escape tubes, and you got your levitating hover platforms.
The plans, drawn up by David Metreveli, chief designer at DM AeroSafe Group based in Ashdod, Israel, have been developed into a working prototype called the Eagle vertical takeoff and landing aerial rescue platform.

Four ducted fans arranged on the corners elevate the Eagle alongside a building and can operate for five hours without refueling.

Link Discuss (via Particular Damaged)

Can't afford to buy out

Can't afford to buy out an NYC heiress's digs? How about a 2100sqft loft in Union Square?
$6800/month...Must be pre-qualified (earn 40x rent or have co-signer who generate 80x rent)
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Location3. The heiress to the

Location3. The heiress to the Band-Aid fortune's modest, $62.3 million digs, spanning three storeys of the Trump Tower, is a real-estate dog. She and her hairdresser boyfriend have had it on the market for yonks, but it just won't sell. So she's subdividing.
"The space is going to be rebuilt for spring 2002," explains a broker. "And we have a variety of layouts [a maximum of six] subject to what somebody might want." The largest potential layout - which comprises the entire 51st floor - is available for $41 million and would have 17 rooms with 7 bedrooms and 10-and-a-half bathrooms.
Man, these notcom billionaires and their irresponsible spending! No wonder the economy is vanishing down the terlet. Link Discuss (via Particular Damaged)

Blather's all-purpose, recyclable coverage of

Blather's all-purpose, recyclable coverage of new product releases from Apple:
Apple has introduced a new {insert product here}. Analysts hailed its impeccable design, but wondered whether its feature set justified its relatively high price. "I just don't know whether a new product can get traction in the {insert market segment} at a price of {insert price}," said {insert analyst} of {insert firm}. "Still, the {insert holiday} season is coming and Apple users are famously loyal. This could end up being the Palm of the {insert market segment} or it could end up being the Newton. We'll just have to wait and see."
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Remember when the RIAA tried

Remember when the RIAA tried to get all criminal and civil liability for hacking your computer to protect copyright suspended under the new anti-terrorism laws? Well, now they're strong-arming Billboard over its coverage of the story, insisting that they were misrepresented and demanding an apology.

In their letter to Billboard, they say "RIAA never lobbied Congress to give us the ability to hack into PCs, plant viruses, destroy MP3 files on people’s computers, or anything resembling such actions... The true story here is that the Senate drafted its anti-terrorism bill privately. When it was made public on October 5th it was discovered that one of the provisions would have had an unintended effect on anti-piracy measures that are lawful under current law," and "We were asked to propose language to avoid the unintended effects on our industry. We did so – based on suggestions from the Department of Justice and Senate staff."

So, 'splain me Lucy, if all you were doing was ensuring that your legal countermeasures weren't inadvertently criminalized, and you don't intend to ever plant virii or delete files from a distance, then why did you feel the need to insert language that immunized you from criminal and civil penalties in the event that you stuck a virus on my drive or deleted my files? Huh?

Methinks the lawyer doth protest too much. Link Discuss

Kenneth Branagh -- just cast

Kenneth Branagh -- just cast in the Harry Potter sequel -- reads C.S. Lewis's The Magician's Nephew in streaming MP3 on Salon. Link Discuss

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"The American Logo Museum" is

"The American Logo Museum" is a gallery of news graphics about the war on evil-doers. They way they are all collected here is stunning. Each page is grouped by category: "America Fights Back," "America Responds to Terror," etc. You start to get the feeling that there's this guy named America, and he's going through some heavy shit right now. Link Discuss (Thanks, Paul!)

See BoingBoing circa 1998, courtesy

See BoingBoing circa 1998, courtesy of the Internet Wayback machine. We had an eToys banner? Wow! Link Discuss

A Scottish surgeon is growing

A Scottish surgeon is growing a patient a new nose, made of skull and rib, in her arm. Nose bone's connected to the wrist bone... Link Discuss

A TV psychic will attempt

A TV psychic will attempt to contact the victims of 9.11 during sweeps week. Link Discuss (Thanks, John!)

Despair.com, your one-stop shop for

Despair.com, your one-stop shop for demotivational goods.
DEMOTIVATION: "Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."
Link Discuss (Thanks, Trish!)

Check out this amazing WWII

Check out this amazing WWII Disney propaganda toon, "Education for Death." It's a 10-minute short, executed in high Disney Studios style, in which the indoctrination of the children of the Third Reich is exposed in order to inspire nauseous dread of the enemy's zombie soldiers. Link Discuss (Thanks, Marc!)

Neckties with patterns based on

Neckties with patterns based on disease microbe photographs for sale! (Anthrax tie shown here.) Link Discuss

The Grinch Project: a French

The Grinch Project: a French developer is working on a Playstation 2 emulator for the Mac, hoping to get a license from Sony. The emulator would require a hardware dongle, so presumably Sony'll be a little happier with this than with other PS2 emulator projects. Link Discuss (Thanks, George!)

This is a great

This is a great "photoblog" of pix taken with a tiny, cheapo digital camera. Makes me wish I'd kept up my eyemodule journal! Great UI. Link Discuss (Thanks, Dave!)

A forgetful guy inadvertently brings

A forgetful guy inadvertently brings a loaded pistol onto an Southwest airplane out of New Orleans, realizes his mistake, smacks his forehead and turns the gun over to the stew. Tell me again about the efficiency of privatized airport security? Link Discuss

The MacArthur Foundation has handed

The MacArthur Foundation has handed out this year's $500,000 Genius Grants. Once again, they passed me over. What do I have to do, tapdance?
They include a Harvard physicist who can stop light, a Las Vegas art critic focusing on Western culture and a real estate entrepreneur who restores historical buildings for homeless adults.
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This weblog has been running

This weblog has been running reports of daily life in Saudi Arabia seen through the eyes of a Canadian couple. It's a must-read!
In the past weeks I have sensed a much higher level of animosity towards foreigners from the local population. Little things that are still quite unsettling. Glares in the street, being given "the finger" from passingcars...and this was before the air strikes. Sue and I stay more or less glued to the media and in constant touch with the Canadian consulate. Not sure how any evacuation would proceed but if the airport is not an option,we are equipped to follow our GPS and take our chances in the desert along with a few other 4WD equipped expats. Praying it will never come to that but, at the same time, having to be ready for any eventuality.
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I don't know if this

I don't know if this is apocryphal or not, but I like it:
Former heavyweight boxing champ Muhammad Ali visited the ruins of the World Trade Center on Thursday. When reporters asked how he felt about the suspects sharing his Islamic faith, Ali responded pleasantly, "How do you feel about Hitler sharing yours?"
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Cory mentioned this Disney cartoon

Cory mentioned this Disney cartoon about a kid who uses the "Free Jackster" network to steal files. I'm shocked that freejackster.com is still available! How many more hours will it last? Link Discuss

Pass the salt, I need

Pass the salt, I need to take a grain. Apparently, Saddam Hussein has answered a Yanqui engineer's email pleading for pax after 9.11 with a rambling personal note.
I may give you an explanation to what happened to the two towers, and made America mourn, and inflicted pain and sorrow on others, because such an event has been inflicted on other people in the past, including Arabs and Muslims, in many cases.
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The next Fort York Auction

The next Fort York Auction is coming up again in Toronto. God, I miss Toronto. Look at this awesome crap! Mark Jaffe, the Fort York auctioneer, is a gifted motormouth who runs his tongue 95mph with wit and wild abandon. The prices at these auctions are incredible, too. Oh, Toronto!
nice clean arts and crafts desk ... banana yellow formica kitchen set ... vintage store fixtures from long established Kingston Rd. smoke shop incl. art deco Nielsen candy display, very large display cabinets ... early vaudeville promo photo, guy in drag
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It's an excellent time to

It's an excellent time to revisit cartoonist Basil Wolverton's 1950s drawings of the end of the world. (For some of Wolverton's happier drawings, go here.) Link Discuss

I'm not much of a

I'm not much of a sports fan, but I would be sure to catch an Afghan "goat grabbing" competition if ESPN broadcast it. The imbeciles at Peta would love it. Link Discuss

The USPS is irradiating the

The USPS is irradiating the mail.
Gamma rays are used to irradiate food and sterilise medical equipment. They are known to damage DNA in anthrax spores, says Williams. But he thinks electron beam technology would work faster. "Anything that's done with gamma rays you can do with electron beam, but in a fraction of the time," he says.
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"Gaydar" -- a pocket-sized lovegetty-style

"Gaydar" -- a pocket-sized lovegetty-style wireless device that lets gay people recognize each other via signals in the aether. Link Discuss

We may be down later

We may be down later this afternoon for a couple hours. Gotta move the server about 10'. Discuss

Good column, as usual, by

Good column, as usual, by the San Jose Mercury News' Dan Gillmor about Microsoft's sleazy alliance with the even sleazier entertainment industry.
Hollywood and the record companies would like the Internet to be a ``read-only'' medium, where the only interactivity consists of you and me clicking on a button that says ``Buy this.'' The multi-directional Web is a threat to that online-TV vision. (In the irony-free zone of entertainment companies, it may escape notice that the First Amendment, which could easily take a hit in this new fear-ridden era, protects the industry's very existence.)
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I just heard from my

I just heard from my old pal Jonny -- turns out he was staying with friends in NYC on 9.11, and it took him six days to get out of the City. He tried to rent a car, but discovered that the local car-rental agencies -- Hertz and Avis -- were gouging, charging $350/day despite advertised rates of $65/day. A little profiteering never hurt anyone, huh? Discuss

Woohoo! Microsoft Office for OSX

Woohoo! Microsoft Office for OSX will ship on Nov 19. Not only will this amazing office suite provide solid interoperability for MacOS X users, but it also includes Entourage.X, the hands-down greatest mailer in the history of the universe. Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

The Totally Kid Carousel in

The Totally Kid Carousel in uptown Manhattan looks incredible. To keep to a budget, the designer eschewed elaborate carved animals, electing, instead, to have local schoolchildren draw bulbous, simplified animals, which he then contructed ridable versions of out of foam and fiberglass. Link Discuss (Thanks, Suzanne!)

Excerpts from Harry Potter and

Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, in streaming audio on Salon today; the first in a series of downloadable readings. Link Discuss

Another lede I hope to

Another lede I hope to be able to write some day:
A Zambian man divorced his wife after he found a frog in a cup of tea she gave him
Link Discuss (Thanks, Jason!)

I pray that some day

I pray that some day I will be able to write a lede for a story like this:
Tonga lost millions of dollars in a trust fund scandal run by the kingdom's court jester by gambling on the early deaths of 16 Americans, according to revelations by a magazine and a securities watchdog.
Link Discuss (via MeFi)

Identify the source of these

Identify the source of these quotes: the Bible, the Koran, or Mein Kampf?
We will drive the guilty to hell thirsty.

He that believeth not shall be damned.

As for these towns, we destroyed them when they acted unjustly, and we have appointed a time for their destruction.

Almighty God, bless our arms when the time comes; be just as thou hast always been; judge now whether we be deserving of freedom; Lord, bless our battle.

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Someone has implemented Zork in

Someone has implemented Zork in Java(script?) and turned it into their 404 page. Link Discuss (via MeFi)

Bill Gates does a Frasier

Bill Gates does a Frasier guest-spot in an episode due to air during sweeps week. Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

More news about the upcoming

More news about the upcoming Dracula theme park opening in Romania.
"He was renowned for stopping highway robbery and murder," Tescula said. "There are accounts of a fountain in the middle of nowhere with a gold cup that no one dared to steal. For Westerners, he's a man of darkness. But for Romanians, he's a model of justice like Washington or Jefferson."

Luminita Untanu runs the Casa Vlad Dracul restaurant in the yellow-stuccoed house where Vlad was born in 1431. She's counting on Dracula Park to ease some of her fellow Transylvanians' many hardships.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Stefan!)

And here's the official

And here's the official word on iPod, straight from Apple. It's not a PDA, but it's a really swell MP3 player, superior to all others in many respects:
  • Form-factor: this is just a really pretty piece of gear
  • Battery life: My Creative Labs jukebox gets 2h or so, the iPod gets 10h
  • Two-way file-transfer: Virtually every other MP3 player has had its design bowlderized by the music industry, made incapable of moving files off its drive to stop people from sharing their collections; with the iPod, Apple has shipped a device that works as a drive, a swapper, and a player
  • iTunes: This is the best-designed app of any description that I've ever used, and it's the native control-app for the iPod
  • Firewire: Way, way faster than USB and the iPod can draw its power from the Firewire bus and recharge itself while it's getting loaded up with music
  • UI: The UI for this thing is a billion times better than the Sony and Creative Labs players, which are so badly designed as to be essentially unusable
I've already ordered mine. Link Discuss

Well, here's the actual specs

Well, here's the actual specs on the new Apple device, called the iPod. No Airport, but otherwise killer-diller.
Apple's special event began slightly after its 10:00 am anticipated start time with Steve Jobs recapping Apple's digital hub vision. Jobs then introduced the iPod, a digital audio player with a 5GB drive, 20-minute skip protection, a FireWire port, and an advanced Lithium-polymer battery with up to 10 hours (and fully charges in just over an hour). The portable device is the about the "size of a deck of cards," with a backlit LCD display, and offers support for playlists, ID3 tags, and iTunes. The portable device fits in the palm of your hand (about the size of a credit card and less than an inch high), has a backlit LCD display, and offers support for playlists, ID3 tags, and iTunes.
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Sony is shipping a Linux

Sony is shipping a Linux kit for the Playstation 2. The kit lets you turn your settop console into a Linux-based server and workstation. Of course, hackers have been running Linux on the PS2 for ages, but here's an example of a company that is capitalizing on the efforts of its hackerish userbase. Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

A good Business 2.0 story

A good Business 2.0 story neatly demystifies JXTA, Sun's P2P initiative. Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

The UK's new anti-terror laws

The UK's new anti-terror laws require ISPs to maintain records of every Website visited and newsgroup read by their subscribers for 12 months. The storage costs will likely bankrupt many ISPs. Link Discuss

Here's a sneak peek at

Here's a sneak peek at the Apple iWalk, the PDA to be released this morning at 10AM. Rumor has it that it's a PDA about the size of a pack of cigarettes, with 802.11 networking, a modem, a stripped down version of OSX, primarily built to play MP3s off of hard-drive or network storage, but with regular PDA features, and dictaphone functionality. 9h of battery life, too! Let's hope the real deal is as cool as the rumors! Link Discuss

Cross-stitch a dung-beetle! Link Discuss

Cross-stitch a dung-beetle! Link Discuss (via Exciting Monkeybum Stories for Boys and Girls)

Kevin Mitnick, haxor-turned-actor, is playing

Kevin Mitnick, haxor-turned-actor, is playing a CIA stooge in his first role. Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

The Proud Family, a Disney

The Proud Family, a Disney cartoon, recently aired an episode where the characters learn that participating in file-trading Is Wrong.
All weekend she was sitting at the computer, downloading music from EZ Jackster. Finally, Dijonay comes over and asks what she was doing over the weekend. Penny asks Dijonay if she can keep a secret, knowing that she can't. Penny tells Dijonay to tell everyone she knows about EZ Jackster. Her telling everybody about EZ Jackster has a ripple-effect all around the world. From India to Africa to Suga Mama! But rap singer, Sir Paid-A-Lot is threatened by this because he got a five-cents salary instead of his million-dollar salary. But suddenly, after wrestling, the news interrupted the nex
Disney is one of the biggest supporters of the SSSCA. Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

Remember the letter full of

Remember the letter full of anthrax that was sent to Microsoft's Reno office?
Further testing by the CDC determined no anthrax was present, Bortolin said. He declined to say what the letter actually contained
Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

Residents of Anthrax Street, in

Residents of Anthrax Street, in Fayetteville, NC, want to change the streetname. The question is, who came up with that name in the first place? Link Discuss (Thanks, Dennis!)

The Library of Congress has

The Library of Congress has terabytes of data that it wants to preserve. Up until now, the LoC has relied on converting its files to a modern format every couple of years, so that they don't have to rely on obsolete computers to read in the data. The problem is that conversion isn't exactly preservation, since each conversion changes the file somewhat.

So the LoC has a new strategy: It is commissioning the creation of emulators that will allow modern computers to simulate their antique cousins, and so run the original software and read the original files.

Here's where my uninformed, hysterical speculation begins: The SSSCA -- the new antipiracy bill -- seeks to stop digital piracy through hardware certification. Hardware vendors and copyright holders will create standards for computers and components that will prevent the unlicensed copying of files, and it will be illegal to sell uncertified equipment. One of the first things on the certification chopping-block is surely emulation, since emulating a "secure" computer inside a general-purpose computer is a sure-fire way to circumvent its copy-protection. What will happen with the LoC and the SSSCA meet in the middle? How will the LoC preserve our digital human culture henceforth without emulation? Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

Northwest Airlines has stopped carrying

Northwest Airlines has stopped carrying sweeteners and powdered creamer on its flights so that passengers won't mistake 'em for anthrax and freak out.
Passengers won't be prohibited from bringing their own sweeteners or powdered creamers aboard, although Ebenhoch said the airline would prefer that they not do so.
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When spam blacklists are outlawed,

When spam blacklists are outlawed, only outlaws will have blah blah blah. Now that MAPS, an anti-spam blacklist, has been effectively shut down in an out-of-court settlment with one of their blacklistees, a new generation of blacklisters have cropped up. The new generation is fast, somewhat indiscriminate, offshore, and far more dogmatic than MAPS about what constitututes a blacklistable offence and which obeisances demonstrate sufficient contrition. Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

A British DoCoMo subsidiary has

A British DoCoMo subsidiary has just appointed a Head of Adult Services to make sure that Britons can get all the cellular porn they can eat. Link Discuss (via Meerkat)

The British Labour Whip comes

The British Labour Whip comes across as a lying, weaselling jackass in this transcript of a secretly recorded conversation with a Labour MP who has taken such infuriating positions as waiting for UN approval before staging military interventions in Afghanistan.
PM: That is outrageous. You won't even give us a free vote on whether we go to war - it is an issue which should be a matter of conscience.

HA: War is not a matter of conscience. Abortion and embryo research are matters of conscience, but not wars.

PM: Are you seriously saying blowing people up and killing people is not a moral issue?

HA: It is government policy that we are at war. You astound me. We can't have a trusting relationship if you keep talking to the media without permission.

Link Discuss (via Robot Wisdom)

Shrouded in mystery, the nominators

Shrouded in mystery, the nominators of the MacArthur Fellows program glide silently through the creative world, looking for geniuses to give $500,000 to, no strings attached.
Recipients are chosen for their potential to make exceptionally creative contributions to their respective fields. We believe that highly motivated and talented people are in the best position to decide how to allocate their time and resources. By adopting a “no strings attached” policy, we provide the maximum freedom and flexibility for the recipients to use the fellowship in ways that most effectively facilitate their future work.
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Twin women fabricate ~4,400 tiny

Twin women fabricate ~4,400 tiny ceramic cats in civil-war uniforms and recreate the battle of Gettysburg in tiny, obsessive feline detail. Link Discuss (Thanks, Stefan)

Crackpot theory that the Bert

Crackpot theory that the Bert and Osama poster was a deliberate, coded message signalling the beginning of biowar. Link Discuss (via MeFi)

The Feds have run out

The Feds have run out of patience with four held 9.11 suspects, who they have been unable to bribe or cajole information out of. Now they're thinking about more extreme means. They've ruled out torture, but they're still thinking about truth drugs and, possibly, extradition to a country where beheading is still practiced. Link Discuss (via MeFi)
week of 10/21/2001