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Saturday, June 30, 2001

Messy Chestnut is a funny

"...I�ve been flying a lot lately, and I have some recommendations for you for replacement taglines.
Southwest Airlines: We�re goofy, you�re cattle.
American Airlines: We removed a row so you can pay twice as much.
United Airlines Damn good at striking.
Delta Airlines: We crash a lot.
Continental Airlines: Where pilots learn to fly.
America West: Come sit on our fart-saturated seats.

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