"I absolutely cannot abide that airplane smell - that fusty, funky, contagious stench, reminiscent of a couch that has gotten used as an ashtray for cheap cigars, thrown up on by the entire Limburger Cheese Appreciation Society, and left out in a driving rain composed of condensed bad breath - and it had permeated my clothing, so I stripped down and fumigated myself with a cloud of CK One."

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